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pandawg

@pandawwwg

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king of da snogo ,, dancing in austin, tx

Joined September 2011
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@pandawwwg
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went to trader joe’s in 5” shorts and they tied me up like a cow and started milking me
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@pandawwwg
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10 months
me ex blocked me on everything but she doesn’t know i can see that she has visited my linkedin profile every week for the last 6 weeks
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@pandawwwg
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8 months
we could carpet bomb ur entire country with deodorant and u would all start disintegrating to dust
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روني الدنماركي
8 months
The US can never defeat this.
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@pandawwwg
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i think i am addicted to benders
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@pandawwwg
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10 months
normal plan b - $50 generic plan b - $20 buy generic and tell her i got normal and she venmos me $25, call that abortrage
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@pandawwwg
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3 months
call her robert the way she go downey on my junior
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4 months
taking a xanax before a flight is the cheapest way to fly first class
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4 months
i would drag my balls through a mile of glass to be at the rufus du soul afters this friday
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2 months
Pawsa unreleased IDs
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2 months
Niggas only be wanting 1thing and it start with a P 🤦🏽‍♀️😑
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@pandawwwg
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3 months
bad bitches love ,, -house music -techno music -pilates -bumps -pasta -wearing slut strands -thigh high boots what did i miss
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@pandawwwg
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10 months
@hotgirlcapital the daughter she always wanted
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8 months
boozing w/o blow = sober boozing ya feel me
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4 months
lookin @ my credit card statement post nyc like what the fuck bro? $26 / drink on average , like $50 average meal spend how in the fuck do summa yall survive in that city ?¿?
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4 months
this chick was mad cool & v adamant ab hangin w me on thurs last week i told her yes but 2 rules 1) no phone numbers & no IGs 2) whenever i ask u “bump?” u say yes had fun time / night etc now i get this today as i was thinkin ab her? i might ,, luv her?
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@fignewtonfan69 i love tweets that make racist ppl angry
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imagine hating me and im just handing out bumps under the disco ball
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8 months
if i could go back to 18 yr old me id tell that mf to major in computer science, math or engineering those dudes live the chillest lives
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@pandawwwg
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2 months
dudes whose sole intention is getting laid when they go out to bars / shows / etc are weirdos
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@pandawwwg
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4 months
everyone who is @ coachella is obligated to post atleast 1 bibi clip it is ur duty to the community that is all
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@pandawwwg
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3 months
top bumps 1. snogo bump 2. headliner bump 3. sunrise bump 4. cheeky bump 5. bump off a baddies nail 6. uber there bump 7. pashmina make out sesh bump 8. first bump of the night 9. halftime bump 10. bumps while ur rinsing decks
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@pandawwwg
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10 months
@W98AB hard to do, im unemployed😭
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4 months
so in nyc this girl invited me to a section w her & her friends and it was FILLED w finance bros i pullup and the girls all invite me in section finance bros are like who tf are u? and kicked me out the girls followed panda out and next thing u kno the section was sausage fest
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@pandawwwg
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9 months
im gonna publicly bully anyone who does this
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nightmare collab just dropped
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2 months
innerbloom on a mexican beach , feet in da sand 16 dos equis and 2 grams shrooms deleted cloud 9 has been reached
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got added to her close friends fully expecting to laugh at funny memes or something instead , i got a thirst trap that had my jaw on the fucking ground
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@PlantBoy222 anything shorter i fear i would’ve been pegged
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2 months
my body is a machine that turns excel spreadsheets into dice tickets
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5 months
ur in her dms i just neighed at her after giving her a bump
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3 months
@bigdumb_baby can u jump really quick i wanna see something
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4 months
@matthew1471 @bigdumb_baby eat shit matthew,, im trying to do something here
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1 year
“idk man my baby momma got bad credit and all 6 of my side hoes got bad credit and i sure as shit am not putting the new place under my name” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@pandawwwg
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somethin ab using this emoji as a straight male is mad empowering 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅
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3 months
@DDirtstar omw back rn, u wanna come w?
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4 months
my absolute favorite thing is meeting an absolute degenerate by way of the music scene only to learn that they’re a white collar weapon rare breeds ,,
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girl im talkin is complainin about not being able to find stylish clothes for an event i asked her if she’s checked revolve she’s currently very angry w me bc “there’s no way a man comes across that website on his own” okay and? that’s the past sweetheart
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8 months
two wedding weekends in a row, both weddings are black tie like its not that serious man (upset im spending $500 on tux rentals)
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6 months
apparently we snuck some bottles out the section last night
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4 months
@bigdumb_baby it was always booba
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2 months
unmatched vibrations rn
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8 months
i refuse to subscribe to online dating my wife will not be met online (twitter is the only exception, egirls who like house music hmu)
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This is catastrophic
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10 months
the best produced dance music records of all time. this is not up for debate
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u can very easily tell the state of a woman’s mental health based off her instagram story cadence
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i don’t love to speak in absolutes but rufus du sol should go down as the greatest artists of our generation / century idgaf ab ur drake, taylor swift, beatles whatever the dudes of rufus du sol are so fkn goated
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@Ketamine_Cap cant be havin that Kcap, onward n upward
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9 months
the older i get, the more i see people settling, whether it’s relationship, job, anything in life it honestly makes me so sad for so many ppl like… u can do better and should do better, why aren’t u !!!
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the plan? go crazy on the dance floor till i find a sexy yapper
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@pandawwwg
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so my plug recently got robbed and he delivered to me yday when he got to my place, he sits chills and indulges with the squad we ask him when he thinks operations will be back up he says the greatest 1 liner ive ever heard…
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@pandawwwg
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wore this to SoHo house and they made me the manager
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yup
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10 months
wearing a jersey anywhere outside of a sporting event is a top 3 DWEEEEEB play
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me to u mfs who went wed- closing party
@GianCarloAmado
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Miami Music Week… 😂 😂
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i am taking applications for an arc date,, benefits include: -free lodging -unlimited bumps -me preferred qualifications: -yapper -dark / red hair -certified viber -lover of sunrises
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when anything from music to fashion hits the frat scene ,, that’s when it dies
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Oh no frat boys have discovered pashminas
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10 months
rufus du sol straight to the mfkn dome kinda day
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9 months
post barber confidence is unmatched like if i saw dua lipa on tha street rn, im convinced i could get her to grab a drink w me
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micro dosed shroomies for work today and i may or may not have taken a weeeeeee hit too much the lil numbers in excel ,, are dancing !!!!
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having an urge to drop everything and move to chicago
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new rave cutoff T unlocked
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hell yah, get fucked
@StopAntisemites
StopAntisemitism
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Hafiza Khalique (left) was caught tearing down posters of kidnapped Israelis in October. Since then, Hafiza Khalique has been: - suspended from NYU - had her scholarship rescinded - and will be evicted out of her dorm Antisemitism finally has consequences.
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leaning on ur profession and socio economic status as a dating tactic at this age will attract the wrong women and is ultimately a net negative
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finance rizz god
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1984 ass wedding
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permission to drink 23 beers and swan dive off the roof?
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solid grooves bf afterlife gf
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11 months
last night i did a 3 day ish meal prep and got faded af to do it i may have got a lil too faded cause i just opened the fridge to eat lunch and didn’t find any of my meals i checked the cabinet and saw that my high ass put the containers back where they were w the food in them
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@pandawwwg
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why is bro lowkey steppin like he in a khole?
@arcmusicfest
ARC Music Festival
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There’s house music, then there’s house music in Chicago 🎶
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@pandawwwg
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this dude tchami was so so so ahead of his time if this track, along with some other songs in his early discography, were dropped anytime in last 24 months (golden era of house music), he would undoubtedly be on top of the game
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