parents: “why dont you ever invite us to one of your giggy-gig things! we’d love to see you play! 😊🙂”
me: “sure mom, you can come check us out tuesday night at 11 at the house venue The Ass Hole, ask a punx for the addy!!1!1!1 they said dont go in the front door go round back”
attn all aspiring bands to be: Do NOT ever Buy A FUCKING van. ever. dont ever do it. i will give you the pages upon pages of repair receipts and day-of show malfunctions. borrow, steal, rent, do ANYTHING but buy a van.
I’ll tell you what right the fuck now. If you’re a person that spends your hard earned money to support small bands you love, you’re some of the best people on this here earth. It sucks that money is what keeps artists going. But you have no idea how much it means to us all. ❤️🙏
one day you’re in highschool and surfpunk is cool and you drive your minivan with all your friends to shows and the next you’re 26 and you’ve been staring in the mirror for an hour salvaging whats left of your hair, about to move back to your parents and youve lost all your money
when the year is 2019 and ur still making emo music and ur band is jamming one day and the guitarist puts the pick in their mouth, turns the compressor on, and puts both hands on the fret board
believe it or not, we dont have the money or support for a large budget expansive pr ad campaign. we are at the mercy of kindness and word of mouth from friends, bands and tourmates of past. if you’ve ever loved this band, please share, thank you :’)
our last show as a band will be at
@thefestfl
. its been a wild run, full of downs and occasional ups. we love you, thank you, dont miss this. cheers lads
you wake up one day, and suddenly no one’s heard of algernon but you. nobody knows who you’re talking about when you say Joe, Tank and Pete. no one even remembers Colin or Nick. you think the whole worlds gone mad. so you drop your guitar into DAEAC
#E
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Oh yeah, so we have a new single out today… it’s called “Still (Everyday)” and it’s streaming everywhere. Right below is the links to listen to it! It’s pretty good! And since it’s Tuesday you have no reason not to listen to it!
r/emo has said we’ve fallen off and arent engaging online enough and that Lousy didnt have enough “hooks” but fail to consider that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is bulletproof — but only for five minutes —
in diy we dont say “i love you” we say
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c ————————————————
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c ———— -0-2-4———-4-2-0——-
f —-0-2-4—————————-4-2-0
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and i think thats beautiful
my only political tweet: in the post apocalyptic realm we’re soon to enter, i would pay a great sum of whatever fake currency is established to absolutely slam the severed head of gr*g gutfeld as the kickoff of whatever bloodsport we’re playing for remaining food and shelter
GM all ne’erdowells and malcontents, microbes and protozoans from the antediluvian sludge. we’re fuckin rippin the big one, the chaos rift gnashes its voracious maw as we tear thru the atmosphere on our highpowered turret mounted cold rolled steel vessels. here are the dates lol
au revoir. our farewell run is coming up and the final coupe de grace at
@thefestfl
. tickets can be found in our linktree. thank you for everything. cheers
the CEO of the company i temp at just peed at the urinal next to me and our stream pitches made a perfect fifth, and this is the kind of shit that echos in my fucked brain for eons and eons
i hope ageing out of DIY is like being decommissioned on Code Name Kids Next Door where they strap me to some great fuckin beast of a machine and suck my brain clean with plungers and then beat the shit out of me after
hmm i wonder if landlords arent joining us in asking for rent freezes because they’re not concerned with paying their mortgages, but more concerned with the profit theyve grown accustomed to by charging exorbitant amounts of money for dilapidated apartments?
hello :) everyone please be our friends :)))) we’re gonna do a big tour soon on our big sick new record and i want to meet everyone and have fun :))))) hello :))
LISTEN UP! We are printing our next record on vinyl without a label. Finally solidifying ourselves in true DIY fashion. When the time comes. Please buy a record. The packaging is very nice. Lol
gonna be a massive unfollow to all people pissing and moaning about weezer as if they werent a band of dorks doing whatever they wanted from the get go. other peoples music isnt tailored to you, you insufferable children jacob or ben will probably delete this tweet cowards
we’re at 2,000 followers now thanks to my cunning wit, astute observations and genius linguistically comical vernacular which i employ for only the finest smut jokes. please clap.
lol Lousy is two years old today. we put our whole hams into that record. its got cannons and organs and strings and guns and fanfare and yall still only stream pepe lmao. long live rock and roll