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aurum 💫

1 year

hi! i’m aurum, your local haikaveh/kavetham enthusiast and kaveh kinnie <3 i made this acc on a whim one day for rting and tweeting about haikaveh brainrot so expect a LOT of that from me 🙏

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@pairadisea

1 year

this shit’s a full time job

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???? I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I DID THAT UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT WHAT

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red alhaitham is so funny to me bc canonically it’s literally just alhaitham being a dramatic theater kid and his entire script is 5 words and a bunch of angry screaming

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kaveh, your friendly neighborhood arachnitect! #kaveh #spidersona #SpiderVerse #Spiderman

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1 year

kaveh is insecure about several things but I think 1 thing he ISNT insecure abt is his looks. his outfit description says the tailor who made it “would only sell them to those who knew how to appreciate their beauty.” he is beautiful and he knows it, he just doesn’t flaunt it

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kaveh is so strong because do you know how much strength it takes to stay gentle and kind. the world has handed him a thousand thorns yet he still holds them and smells their roses even as his hands bleed

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1 year

kaveh is no doubt the kindest purest soul ever but I bet if you ask that man to critique your art/design and give him permission to be completely objective he would pick you apart brick by brick with no hesitation

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kaveh: hey can you stop leaving your books in random pl— alhaitham: nuh-uh kaveh: kaveh: FYM NUH-UH

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1 year

you know what’s so funny. alhaitham’s goal is to live a comfortable life. going off of that, if kaveh were wealthy/financially stable and offered to be a breadwinner so hthm wouldn’t have to work, hthm would have 0 qualms being a househusband. in fact I think he’d be enthusiastic

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1 year

????? why the FUCK did i think this was a modern haikaveh cosplay at first glance I’m fucking rolling

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thought these were lesbians but it’s tom holland with that fuckass bob

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1 year

#haikaveh // failed commission 🏛️: I’m tired. 🌱: rough day? 🏛️: … yeah. my client just dropped me. 🌱: a client? dropping 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 🏛️: is it that much of a surprise? 🌱: with your prestige? I’d say they must’ve hit their head on a particularly hard rock. what happened?

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1 year

feeling compelled to share this video my friend took of me at a con when I was cosplaying modern!kaveh. I was checking in my bag to see if I remembered to bring my emoney card (for the train. so I could get home) and it looks like kaveh checking to see if he brought his keys 😭

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1 year

….. yes

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1 year

I am SO taken with the idea that alhaitham dishes out compliments as facts. every compliment he gives he states like it’s objectively true. bc he genuinely believes it. like when he calls kaveh pretty, he’s not saying to be nice, he says it bc he means. every word.

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1 year

seeing alhaitham portrayed as the “smarter” one between him and kaveh and him being more knowledgeable in stuff like math irks me a lot bc kaveh is literally an engineer and haitham‘s specialty is semiotics. kaveh is the better mathematician and physicist

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person: what would you say is your favorite flower? alhaitham, FULLY pulling shit out of his ass: I would say the Sumeru Rose. I quite like its subtle scent. (he does not remember what it smells like) It’s used in several dishes I enjoy. (he’s not entirely sure if it’s edible)

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1 year

#haikaveh // poetry “alhaitham,” kaveh says, “you read a lot of books, right?” “i don’t know, kaveh,” alhaitham drawls, voice dripping with irony as he turns to the next page of the book he is very obviously reading, “i’m not sure i do.” “oh, spare me your sarcasm.”

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1 year

boring alhaitham take: he only reads non fiction books and academic texts BASED alhaitham take: when he was young he found a fictional book series that became his hyperfixation for years and shaped an integral part of his personality

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1 year

i like alhaitham just the way he is. not the “mean to everyone but you and is secretly a softie” alhaitham. the prick alhaitham. the asshole alhaitham. the dude who doesn’t give a shit unless it involves him alhaitham. the ethical hater alhaitham.

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1 year

you know the funny thing is speaking from a 100% objective standpoint haikaveh is the most implied mlm ship in the game and the most implied ship by FAR for both alhaitham and kaveh so like. even if hkvh shippers DO reach sometimes, base lore hkvh still clears other ships LMAOOO

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1 year

fanon kaveh has rotted ppl’s brains sm they think kaveh is boring when hyv put their whole hoyussy into his lore and chara stories like…you’d prob relate to him if u actually knew his story bc his struggles r rooted in real world problems… let the whiny housewife allegations GO

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1 year

#haikaveh / on grief 🏛️: hey, alhaitham. 🌱: if you're going to ask if you can have another bottle of my wine, it's a no. 🏛️: why, you—no! i want to ask you a serious question, you prick. 🌱: even more serious to you than wine? you have my attention.

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1 year

quotes that remind me of kaveh - a thread 🧵

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@pairadisea

1 year

can we talk about how soft he looks in this. his little smile. his eyes. this is the look of a comfortable, happy man

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@pairadisea

1 year

kaveh’s point (and by extension, mine) when he says this when discussing collie’s darshan is not that he discourages from pursuing architecture, but rather saying that if she does not have a deep enough passion for it like he does, that it’s not worth the effort to pursue

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1 year

driver/pilot/whatever: there are only 5 seats available cyno: it’s okay, tighnari can sit on my lap tighnari: okay cyno <3 collei: alhaitham: kaveh: there are only 5 of us wHat the FUCKKKKK

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@pairadisea

1 year

my friend and i went to a con at a university as modern student au haikaveh today !! :D

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1 year

yk if you look at alhaitham’s job in comparison to kaveh’s job, logically kaveh would have more frequent encounters with eremites, monsters and the like… so technically he should have more battle experience. which is funny when you consider their difference in physique

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1 year

kaveh doesn’t cry when he’s angry, he cries during arguments that invoke his emotions. when kaveh is angry, he is explosive and full of rage. when kaveh is angry, everyone in the room can feel it

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1 year

firm believer of alhaitham being very emotionally intelligent/perceptive but not very empathetic in nature, which is why he seems to understand and respect kaveh’s ideals, yet does not sympathize with them bc he doesn’t see their benefit

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1 year

haikaveh been bashing stereotypes in the face since their designs were created bc at first glance you’d think kaveh would be the one to most likely wear heels but no. alhaitham wears those pointy toed 5cm gold plated heels and he wears them GOOD

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1 year

me when I cosplay kaveh to my architectural design final presentation for fun and it gained almost 200k accumulated likes on tiktok:

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1 year

HE’S HERE!! I finally got to cosplay fullset kaveh AHHHHH

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@pairadisea

1 year

“AZARRRR 🤬🤬🤬” “YOU TRAITOR” “AZAAARRRR 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬” “GGGRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHH” 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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lately I’ve found myself more often not liking the portrayal of kaveh in fics and after many such cases I’ve realized that it’s bc I don’t like seeing kaveh so…flustered all the time. it gets kind of annoying to me bc he doesn’t, he’s a very capable and headstrong character

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1 year

#haikaveh #kavetham / samsara TW: major character death after a failed excavation, kaveh is forever trapped inside the desert ruins. he is offered a choice: a quick, painless death, or the chance to settle his worldly affairs before his timely demise. he chooses the latter.

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alhaitham’s username on any social media would be the recommended username they give him when he enters his name. so something like Al_haitham43 . his profile picture would either be empty or a random photo he took of a book, and if he had to be professional he’d use his ID photo

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1 year

a thought I have frequently is kaveh has probably gone home drunk out of his mind and the first thing he does is clutch onto haitham and go “you’ll stay, right? you won’t leave. please say you won’t leave me.” w tears in his eyes and haitham holds him and tells him exactly that

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@pairadisea

1 year

OH MY GOD??????

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1 year

that one architecture student on tiktok that cosplayed kaveh.... #kaveh

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one popular hc that confuses me a little is the one where kaveh cries a lot/easily bc never once have we seen him crying or tearing up or even hear his voice tremble. I feel like his story always been alluding to him being the type to mask all the time

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(I saw this quote on tiktok and I needed to write haikaveh with it <3)

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#haikaveh // ⚙️🏛️ interrogation (tw / violence) kaveh drums his fingers lightly on the back of the chair. his eyes dart around the room, surveying the barren dirt walls, the single light hanging from the ceiling, the metal door. “do you have a doctor?” he asks, finally.

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i love alhaitham so much bc he gives so little fucks that what convinced him to help out in the sumeru AQ is not the nation being under imminent threat and on the verge of a hostile takeover but his cushy comfy lifestyle being threatened

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1 year

due to me being sad that alhaitham’s past/trauma is often overlooked (by hyv and haitham himself so it’s not rly anyone’s fault) i have a silly little hc that whenever he grieves he’s very nonverbal, bc if he talks about it he’ll get emotional (he doesn’t like crying)

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personally my pjo au haikaveh take is son of athena haitham and son of hephaestus kaveh who went on a quest for aphrodite once and she liked him so much she blessed him. to this day he’s still not sure what it does but he’s never had a bad hair day since so it’s a win

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hyv making kaveh (the emotional romantic idealist) the master engineer and alhaitham (the logical realistic egoist) the liberal arts scholar is such an “aha! we have subverted your silly stereotypes” moment

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1 year

haikaveh in 3rd place is actually insane what the fuckkk

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1 year

Babu! Cw // ship , bxb , gxg Top 100 AO3 ship summer 2023, apakah kapal kalian ada disini? 😆

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🌱: wait at the table. I’ll heat up some sabz meat stew. 🏛️: … thank you, haitham. i… 🌱: hm? 🏛️: I love you, too. 🌱: I know.

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#haikaveh i love the idea of alhaitham like. being fully aware of himself being in love w kaveh. one day he realized he keeps thinking abt kaveh and j immediately comes to terms w his feelings for him like “hm. it seems that i harbor feelings for kaveh.” and j never questions it

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@pairadisea

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kaveh: you know what? let me do your workout routine with you every morning. alhaitham: you won’t be able to keep up. better to start simple first. kaveh, huffing: don’t underestimate me! alhaitham: 😐 fine. [the next morning, kaveh is out of breath has a cramp 10 minutes in]

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1 year

he picks clothes that compliment his complexion and figure well, he‘s one of the only characters that has a hairstyle that requires styling, he also probably wears eyeliner from how sharp his eyes are and he’s just overall very aware of his appearance

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this kind of tears me apart on the inside but my brain can’t deny the truth that is while the only person who will ever have alhaitham’s heart is kaveh, kaveh is capable of loving someone else if alhaitham doesn’t get to him first

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#haikaveh / on intentions 🏛️: I don’t get it. why are you doing this? 🌱: doing what? 🏛️: being kind to me. letting me stay in your house. helping me out even though you hate me. 🌱: i don't hate you.

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I missed them a lot so I sketched this in 10 minutes I love them #haikaveh

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1 year

can u tell I haven’t slept in over 20 hours

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1 year

someone get him a round of applause and a bouquet of flowers

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1 year

kaveh the type of architect who got a civil engineering degree out of spite to avoid arguing with the civil engineers who complain abt his designs being “too complicated” he’s like fuck you all I’ll do it myself

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@pairadisea

1 year

very interesting parallel: kaveh makes alhaitham prioritize someone else over himself for once, while alhaitham brings out kaveh’s self worth and importance. the things they can never seem to do on their own

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🌱: kaveh. you are not unloveable. you are just sad, and a little bit angry. let's go have some soup. 🏛️: … but you hate soup. 🌱: yet I love 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

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1 year

you know what’s funny is going off of real world tendencies of women being crazy for pretty boys, kaveh canonically being a pretty boy would make him INSANELY popular with women. with his prestige and widely known intelligence too? he probably gets love letters DAILY

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1 year

not to be an alhaitham simp but he is 100% annoying and kind of an asshole at surface level and also if he were real most people would probably want to punch him but that’s exactly why I think he’s sexy . if he were nice he’d be boring

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1 year

just realized this but after consuming enough haikaveh content to last a lifetime I am very glad that it is mostly general consensus that kaveh cries during sex

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@pairadisea

1 year

it’s bc most content usually only showcase how smart alhaitham is and kind of overlook kaveh’s brilliance. my guy graduated with honors and he created a sentient briefcase. he might be gullible and emotional but he is very smart and has the credentials to prove it

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@pairadisea

1 year

bro you could call alhaitham an asshole straight to his face and he would not give a fuck. he’d probably mentally celebrate actually . to him that’s one less person to ever interact with again . hip hip hooray

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@pairadisea

1 year

alhaitham’s phone lockscreen:

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1 year

between the two of them, I think alhaitham would be more concerned about being a good parent than kaveh, mostly because he wasn’t exactly raised by his. he’d be worried he wouldn’t do his job as a father right bc he never rly had an example to learn from

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1 year

also one of his voicelines is “feast your eyes!” and he does a little dramatic pose when he does his ult like. he doesn’t need to do that but he does . feast your eyes on his beauty.

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alhaitham and kaveh are at most 3 cm apart in heigh but kaveh looks shorter bc of his posture and it annoys kaveh. alhaitham knows it annoys him, so every offhand chance he gets he says “straighten your back, kaveh.” and watches kaveh glare at him before begrudgingly doing it

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🔞 I’m so sorry the idea of kaveh and haitham fucking on and ruining kaveh’s drafts or blueprints is not plausible or hot to me in the slightest bc if MY arch drawings that take HOURS to draw by hand were even slightly ruined I would go into a fit of uncontrollable rage

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🏛️: just… some disagreements here and there. guess she got tired of dealing with me and left. 🌱: disagreements? I was under the impression an architect’s goal is to appease their clients. 🏛️: well, yes, if their client’s requests don’t involve imminent endangerment.

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1 year

hyv excluded kaveh from the events of the sumeru archon quest bc they knew with his and alhaitham’s combined brainpower and skills the sages simply wouldn’t have stood a chance

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1 year

alhaitham witnesses kaveh passionately defend himself against unwarranted criticism/insults from some rando and immediately gets a boner

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kaveh: why didn’t you wash the dishes from last night? alhaitham: I did. kaveh: there are still dirty plates in the sink. alhaitham: I washed MY dishes. kaveh: kaveh: ugh, I’m so sick of your attitude! your egoistic inclinations have clouded your sense of communal responsib

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favorite haitham headcanon is that he just makes shit up sometimes for funsies

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1 year

alhaitham himself would shoot you a nasty look if you undermined kaveh’s intelligence btw . that’s his mirror you’re talking about. that’s his equal, the other protagonist of his life

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i keep thinking did I fall out maybe if you of line when i let me back in, called you? we could make it when I told better, breaking I’m fine, you every habit were lied to

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🌱: oh? 🏛️: she wanted to relocate to a site overlapping a withering zone. I told her no, or we could wait until it’s cleared, but she insisted, for some reason. 🌱: so she was foolish. 🏛️: … i suppose. 🌱: then why feel bad about it? you were right to refuse.

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🏛️: I never said I feel bad about it. 🌱: you’re sulking. 🏛️: … because I lost my paycheck for this month. you should be upset too, since that means I can’t pay rent on time again.

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maybe controversial opinion but I think kaveh would be the one to propose to alhaitham . he would spend weeks, prob months drafting the perfect engagement ring, and he would make their wedding rings too. he would refuse to let anyone else do it lol

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1 year

if anything considering his personality and his vocal love for beauty I think he’d be the one to compliment alhaitham more when they’re dating. “haitham, you look wonderful in that shirt” or “you look dashing with your hair done like this” like he’d fr be laying them out daily

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literally I just thought of this but it literally makes sense he’d be like. oh? you mean I can stay home and read my books all day while you take care of all our expenses? sounds great, I’m in

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1 year

this is such a silly tiktok im happy it actually got views

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1 year

I think people need to remember that alhaitham and kaveh are fictional characters, therefore it is extremely plausible and unsurprising that they were intentionally written to be intertwined thematically. mfs arguing abt individuality as if they’re real people pls get a grip

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1 year

does anyone ever think about how terrifying kaveh would be if he were evil?? he’s a master architect, engineer and inventor…. imagine if he was less like himself and instead went down a path similar to dottore’s….

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@pairadisea

1 year

no I won’t stop talking about kaveh’s intelligence not until I stop seeing those stupid dumb blonde crybaby kaveh takes

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@pairadisea

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🏛️: … you know what? maybe you’re right. 🌱: … strange. you didn’t say “how could I let her endanger herself like that?” 🏛️: the one time I agree with you, and you’re complaining. 🌱: what’s on your mind, kaveh?

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don’t forget that kaveh is also literally an inventor… and very innovative, and also an extremely skilled engineer and architect. he’s quite respected throughout the akademiya for his impressive works and feats

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🏛️: nothing, I just—I mean, I wouldn’t just design something and put it there. I’d figure out a way to make it safe— 🌱: and in turn, endanger 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧? you know what happened the last time you attempted building something over a withering zone. 🏛️: it’ll be different—

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1 year

🌱: heh. well, if you’re so concerned about the money and people’s feelings, why didn’t you just follow her demands, give her what she wanted and accept her payment? you’ve already tried warning her—whatever happens next is her responsibility.

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@pairadisea

1 year

this was supposed to be a quick drawing but he’s so handsome in his white suit …. #kaveh

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1 year

me when I’m irl kaveh from genshin impact

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@pairadisea

1 year

why have I only ever seen univ prof alhaitham aus and no univ prof kaveh aus like. one man would not have the will to teach and especially not a whole class of students and the other is an enthusiastic teacher who would happily explain his study if asked

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@pairadisea

1 year

🏛️: but 𝘐'𝘮 not like you. I care. I 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 people to stay in my life. I can’t bear seeing the people I love leave one by one—I worry day and night about if I’m doing enough for them. 🏛️: I am trying to make myself digestible. I am trying to make myself easy to love.

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aurum 💫

@pairadisea

1 year

🌱: don’t overreach. 🏛️: I’m not! look, if I’m perfectly capable of doing something, no matter how much effort it would take me, then I have no excuse not to do it. I just got emotional and blew up and that’s what made her break contract. if I had been more polite…

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aurum 💫

@pairadisea

1 year

🌱: … 🏛️: I don’t want people to leave me. I don’t want 𝘺𝘰𝘶 to leave me. I’m scared, alhaitham. of being unlovable. 🌱: kaveh… 🏛️: I—sorry. what I said about you, that’s not true. I shouldn’t run my mouth like that, gods, this is why I’m—

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aurum 💫

@pairadisea

1 year

🌱: all this to appease someone who willingly disregarded their own safety? 🏛️: you don’t understand, alhaitham; I actually 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 working with her, for once, it was great up until she asked for the relocation. we got along well and she’s a delightful person. I just don’t…

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aurum 💫

@pairadisea

1 year

🌱: the lengths to which you misconstrue my words is beyond my comprehension. 🏛️: what? 🌱: you set your foot down yet she pressured you still—is that what you would do in her position? 🏛️: but I could have tried. she’s my friend—

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