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if you need me i’ll call u 🫳 sometimes breaking news @newrepublic writer/fact-checker/unverified source elsewhere

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4 years
the fact that caroline calloway supports bernie but natalie supported warren..... interesting to say the least
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9 years
okay quote and say who you are again lol I think I'm rye bread
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9 years
snake-legs sarah and limbless bun
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9 years
last few days of school http://t.co/vMqvxHuDXQ
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8 years
no flash vs flash(!)
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3 years
@emiliehardnock wonky cat says hello 🏴‍☠️
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2 years
if the new york times gets to run a “why we should consider mandatory national service” op-ed every year, i get to run my own piece arguing against that as a treat. my latest for @thenation
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5 years
lmao .... i.... 🥺
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5 years
@MeetMichael_ @BernieSanders best part of helping to facilitate this organizing meeting was this lil note
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8 years
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6 years
ill take 'reads like onion article but is hometown journalism' for 400, alex!
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9 years
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5 years
my senior philosophy seminar next semester: there’s more people named ethan than people who identify as women in the class
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7 years
dino's storage w/ the proletariat dialogue lol
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4 years
it feels really strange to celebrate during a pandemic but..... i just got a year-long position at (harm reductive) addiction recovery center in chicago!! 🌈😌
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1 year
In this Q&A, I talked to some of the coolest teens and 20-somethings about their working conditions and how they learned about unions— for many the labor movement has been "life-changing."
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4 years
ok so you’re telling me! that i don’t get my trumpbucks because my parents claimed me as a dependent even tho i file taxes AND i can’t file for unemployment bc my jobs are part of federal work study
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Published this yesterday with @thenation with the hope that it will illuminate how our hodgepodge of criminalization and service privatization is harming the unhoused in California. Today, Newsom is vowing to eliminate all homeless encampments.
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5 years
“We’re working on building class consciousness in a space that is supposed to emphasize academic individualism,” Oamek said.
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Faced with a hostile NLRB, repressive university policies and a lack of institutional support, student workers across the country are pushing ahead in their campaign to unionize.
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4 years
me and my dirty chai On my way! to get vacc’ed
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7 years
me oversharing and unloading after someone does the bare minimum for me
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A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family.
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5 years
people always ask: “paige why are you a communist?” and to that i reply: it’s simple. i hate work. i’m lazy. i am an absolute hog for doing nothing at all
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8 years
shut kiss me hold me titeeee
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1 year
job search going awesome
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4 years
gr*nnell's ability to brand anything amazes me... keep your eyes peeled for the phrase "distance learning"
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4 years
finally the representation i deserve!!
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7 years
i’ve never ~relaxed~ at a coffee shop,, im only here to be on edge, to be on my game. my math professor from last semester? he’s here watching me sweat and struggle writing this essay. the person i made out with last weekend? their here waiting for me to fail
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8 years
out of about 36 photos these were the only ones with my eyes open
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2 years
wishing i could never touch a computer again
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9 months
started performing comedy monthly, went blonde, 50 job rejections, became a bike girl + biked to the ocean, fell in love, 4,000 word print feature, worked with some my fav mags/editors/writers/ppl, and i'm moving into my studio apt next week!! 🥹
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BRAG ABOUT SOMETHING YOU’RE PROUD OF ACCOMPLISHING IN 2023 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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8 years
I want an iced coffee and a kiss on the cheek
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5 years
y’all ever remember that you get paid $8.50 an hour (While paying for tuition) and the college literally relies on yr labor to function .... i .... 🤧 like cmon 😤
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7 years
sometimes it feels like i am Extra Alone so anyways here’s some cute selfies for twitter dod come (alt caption: my tinder match from an hour ago upon me asking them to hang out with me said they have plans)
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8 years
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These female salamanders are mating, skipping sex entirely and just stealing DNA from males
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3 years
first day of remote work(!) at my big boy “writing job”
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7 years
thinkin about imperialism
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5 years
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9 years
welcome to flavor town
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5 years
there is something in the air tonight..., i bought one of those scrunchy rite aid shirts
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9 years
identity crisis™
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8 years
i was trying to be cute on valentine's day but i accidentally have made an elaborate Eleven from stranger things cosplay
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7 years
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3 years
me , some books i’m gonna try to read, my new (4 hr long, ouchie) tattoo & the beautiful girl it’s for 💗
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5 years
ok but uhhh if u build it they will come
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5 years
i come home. my mom got the photo of us framed that was taken after i (a teen) had been violently crying after getting broken up with over the phone at some family thing and i.... can’t believe
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4 years
we love a seminar presentation
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4 years
trying to figure out that face that the online perverts like
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7 years
thx so much @unlovablehottie for reading last night, this is her poem, & thx to this rainbow, & not men, & thx to myself for being queer af
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6 years
2019 predictions ARIES yak in public TAURUS still no driving GEM big jar contest CANCER dirt in yr socks LEO chair time VIRGO u got herbs LIBRA rain(jacket) check SCORP 7ft trophy u have to take it apart SAG beds comfy now CAP worms in yr socks AQUA gender betrayal PISCES venom
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5 years
net nutrition november
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5 years
hi twinter welcome to my porch, (where i attempt to spend every waking hour)
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6 years
o so THIS is the kanye tweet everyone is talking about today
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2 years
incredibly satisfying for my final fact-check at The Nation to be about fact-checking itself 🦠 check out @JamesCTobias ’s amazing reporting and FOIA work about early pandemic response
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NIH emails obtained by @thenation & @theintercept reveal that top scientists told Anthony Fauci in 2020 they feared the novel coronavirus looked potentially “engineered.” What happened next was an effort to “disprove” a lab connection. Here’s the story.
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4 years
remember when the trustee kid (whose dad made his money from $private prisons$) wrote an oped that the union was bad and so I simply called him and his dad evil and you all got mad at me
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8 years
can you imagine being this oppressed?
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5 years
f’ed that i’m gonna graduate because that means i’ve run out of time to be on the jeopardy! college tournament
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2 years
scooooooooop: ugsdw aka the first independent undergraduate labor union is at it again ❣️ to represent a wall-to-wall unit, “a historic campus-wide union of undergraduate student workers.”
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WE ARE EXPANDING OUR UNION! Today UGSDW filed for an election that would expand our union to more than 750 student workers at Grinnell College. We are weeks away from winning a historic campus-wide undergraduate student worker union!! #1u #UnionYes
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2 years
1/2 of all educators today took out student loans to pay for their college education. The average teacher carries about $58,700 in debt— roughly equivalent to a starting teacher’s salary at Chicago Public Schools. How does cancelling 10k solve this?
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6 years
being old enough to be friends with ppl who have kids on facebook really gets me depressed but not in the way u think. sometimes they post pictures of the their kid like learning how to read and i’m like .,, what did i do today? NOthing and That child is Literate now!!
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5 years
love when i get this ad
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1 year
To tackle homelessness, liberal mayors are using a growing nonprofit that calls themselves the “Google or Instagram of social services.” @RohanMontroro profiled that ‘move fast, break things’ mentality for @thenation ty @ChrisBurkeShay & @AlmaBeauvais
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5 years
alright guys i’ve been working on some new material: -“the beto diet” that’s what i’ve got so far! lmk if you’d like to workshop it
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8 years
My Life Is A Sitcom Episode 6: Broken Car 5 Hours From Home
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10 years
#ImInTheFriendZoneBecause it's a sexist nonsense concept meant to shame women on their right to say no
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3 years
ahh! editorial is out online (& in my mailbox) from @inthesetimesmag today! kicking the can down the road on student debt forgiveness demonstrates a fundamental opposition to cancellation + lack of understanding of dems voting base xoxo
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4 years
me, the months of april-july 2020, and that one side of my face 💔
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3 months
SERVING TRUMPS LAWYER AT BRUNCH RN
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4 months
How do anti-homeless laws affect campus protesters rights to set up encampments? @RohanMontroro and I discuss the intersections of the tents for Palestine and tent homelessness and the overlapping tactics of repression. (tw british persons podcast voice!)
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4 years
i wish i was this little cinnamon roll
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4 years
like this post in next 2 hours and i’ll write a positive haiku about u 🧚‍♀️🦨
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5 years
GRINNELL # 9 (a ... flex lol) Bernie - 8 Warren - 4 Klo - 4
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4 years
anyone wanna go in on this with me?
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7 years
add the number of people who showed up to your 8 am philosophy seminar, divide by number of people who brought a mason jar filled w/coffee
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9 years
tuesdays are probably the best days http://t.co/TVMu9GGAa7
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4 years
i think it’s SO sad when girls are named Reagan
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8 years
this city full of rat(tata)s
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Under HB 5 in Kentucky, if a property owner believes an unhoused trespasser is attempting to commit a felony or attempting to “dispossess” them, they can shoot the homeless person. And that's not all... Me and @RohanMontroro 's latest:
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4 yr consideration
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it’s sox girl autumn
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i’m absolutely chock-full of malarkey
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8 years
trebuchet vs grinnell
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i will be tweeting out each ludicrous title for each essay i finish (as i finish them) this week. today: Towards a Masonic Art Deco and a Political Freemasonry: The Gr*nnell Masonic Temple and Gran Logia de Cuba
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2 years
whoever stole my “pride disposable vape” at harris last night, have fun! it turned me gay!
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5 years
two miles from my parents current house and pictured is the house they rented when i was little. really upsetting how folks can ignore rural america’s cries for help
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Pretty surreal flying into Omaha. Highways fully submerged.
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3 years
this moment from joe biden's press conference reads like a postmodern play
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7 years
i miss when it was it was 2013 and i was just cute and like played the ukulele and we didn’t have a nazi as president
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4 years
i’ve literally never come out and will not , u guys don’t get know me!
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7 years
hey guys did you know that to be president you have to name all the states and all their capitals
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4 years
I wrote something #WithTheseHands
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Independent Voices
4 years
From trailer parks to dining halls, I've worked with Bernie Sanders to inspire our voters — establishment Democrats won't hold us back
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4 years
15, traveling alone to san francisco, vanilla bean frap w/ two pumps of raspberry
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6 years
can’t believe my college president is taking a sabbatical to “work on his writing” like i get that coming from an MFA student who is ghosting me after going on a few dates but,, my president? lmao
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4 years
pov i’m ur elf exgf and i run into you at home depot
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7 years
is it true that if a fast food worker gives u an onion ring in yr fries they like you?
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2 years
in: -steely dan -sea glass -british sketch comedy -tulsi tea -club mate -found footage films -jiu-jitsu -volcanos out: -stand up -literary criticism over 4,000 words -vitamins -the G train -tap to pay -wicker -charcuterie
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6 years
a week at home! looks like it’s time to: get v sad and start tweeting a lot again
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i’m producing! come say hiiiiiiii 🫳
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Francesca Fiorentini
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Monday will be liiiit. Still tickets left to see me and @mattlieb for a LIVE @BitchuationPod x @mostmoralpod at the Lincoln Lodge in Chicago, featuring the all-trolling @waltermasterson and Alderwoman @RossanaFor33 . Tickets here:
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