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Bad Dad

@pagerspermer

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Fuck off - I write porn. That's all you need to know.

Joined November 2021
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@pagerspermer
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1 year
One of my favorite ... PORN HAIKU ... Pornku A boy's face and form, A man's hair and heft and haunch, A best friend to both.
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1 year
@charliespiering Kennedy and Eisenhower at Camp David during Bay of Pigs Crisis.
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1 year
When dad got laid off he stopped my allowance, which sucked! I complained about it - a lot - until my Uncle intervened. "I got a job for you, kid - a way to make some extra bucks." Now I got my hands full....so to speak.
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11 months
This is why Uncle Dax doesn't get invited to Thanksgiving anymore. And why I visit him on non-holiday weekends...
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1 year
When Coach invited me to his 'private training camp' I thought we'd be spending all of our time in the gym. I was wrong. Boy was a wrong....
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1 year
This is my brother. He's in town on business. He's got an expense account and a nice hotel room. I got rug burns.
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Bad Dad
3 years
PORN HAIKU ... Pornku "Lookin' at it, kid?" "Yes Daddy," I said, ashamed. "Get on your knees, son."
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Bad Dad
2 years
Texts from your bro....
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Bad Dad
1 year
"Look out your window," my uncle texted me. I was playing a video game so I texted back, "WTF?" "Look out your damn window, kid," he replied. "It's cold as fuck down here." He wasn't cold for long.
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Bad Dad
3 years
"Oh ... hey dad..."
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Bad Dad
1 year
(short) STORY TIME I just spermed one out about this handsome fucker. Pretty fucking sappy. But look at those eyes? Wouldn't you fall in love with him? I did - in an instant - and so I wrote about that love. Brothers.....Forever
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Bad Dad
1 year
Dad got seriously pissed off when he caught me taking his pic. He got madder when he found out I was posting it to my twitter feed. Then he read my feed and .... we have an understanding.
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1 year
Dad gets mad when I spy on him in the shower. But that doesn't stop me from spying...
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Bad Dad
1 year
It took about five years, but I finally convinced Uncle Stan that he was hot as fuck. His ex-wife had done a number on him. But once I got him going to the gay gym, he figured out he was a stud. A doofy stud ... but hey ... isn't that the best kind? Fuck yeah, Uncle Stan!
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Bad Dad
11 months
Dad can't wait to eat my new boyfriend. Er...meat. I mean ... MEET.
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1 year
PORN HAIKU ... Pornku "MUD" Call him Rugby Dad He comes home - filthy and pumped. Then ... pumps me filthy.
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