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European, #CPFC occasional writer (mirror/independent/failed critics). Run a record store in Belgrade, Serbia 🇷🇸 One half of @webuyrecordspod

Belgrade, Republic of Serbia
Joined May 2009
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4 years
Saw Tommy Robinson trending. A new grift. "Arsonists tried to burn down my house, sorry my wife's house" so I'm moving to another country. Translation. I'm trying to hide my assets and legging it ahead of a libel payout. Please send money.
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4 years
Morning all, a public service announcement from Bexhill on Sea. STAY AT HOME YOU MASSIVE FUCKING WHALLOPERS, THE NEXT LOAD OF DOBBERS I SEE HAVING A PICNIC ON THE PROM ARE GETTING A CHEESE SANDWICH RAMMED UP THEIR CHUFFS.
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7 years
For just £3 a month, you can sponsor a former Tory MP. You'll receive a picture of your Tory and a free GE2017 pen. #HelpAToryToday
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2 years
A very good morning, especially to those working overtime on #BackBoris & #ScumMedia in Bot Farms.
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7 years
So far. Olly Murs is hiding in a cupboard, a lady fell over, Tommy Robinson is having a Muslim meltdown.
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6 years
Oooh I found a note in a record. Kevin seems like a keeper. You out there Tammy?
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7 years
Just a reminder of who we're dealing with here. #ewanmcgregor #piersmorgan
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2 years
Don't normally get involved with Twitter grief vampirism but really saddened by Dennis Waterman passing. Minder was a huge part of growing up, staying up to watch it was always a treat.
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1 year
@CPFC He's cut short a 3 week Saga cruise on the Danube for this, show some respect.
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2 years
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7 years
I'm only interested in one thing.... #LineofDuty
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4 years
Morning @Hastings_police nobody likes a grass, but am concerned about this elderly gentleman's non essential journeys to make racist propaganda videos.
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4 years
The truth about illegal migrants is even worse than we thought.
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2 years
Shop logo put in today. Quite a few DJ's in to dig, and a Serb couple who I genuinely thought were going to cry...they said never in their lifetime did they expect to find records they wanted in Belgrade.
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7 years
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6 years
My local record shop owners are on holiday. I've been in to adjust their merchandise display. @wownflutter
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4 years
Great to see New Order working on new material.
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4 years
Fray Bentos now have a methadone range for those wanting to come off the hard stuff.
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3 years
@steveparks They are the worst. Travelling back from a mind numbingly dull trade show in Germany I had the full Al-Qaeda interrogation on my movement. I'd been to look at some chairs. Devoid of power in their home life they get power drunk at work to compensate.
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2 years
Always a good day when a youngster says they just got a turntable and can I recommend something. Haircut 100 from the cheap rack. 👌
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2 years
Flag choking racist fucknuts are furious with Naga this morning. They appear to be extra triggered as they furiously masturbate into a Jubilee teatowel.
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3 years
I've been out and taken my now traditional photos of the #londonprotest in #TrafalgarSquare the media won't show you these.
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3 years
If you have any elderly relatives please do check in and ensure their records are out of the sunlight, you don't want to inherit warped vinyl.
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3 years
I've never won anything before, let alone an international award. I can't believe it. I'm absolutely stunned.
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3 years
Woke up to the news that We Buy Records won the Podcast Awards in America last night. Very surreal seeing our acceptance video playing. We cannot thank you all enough, just astonishing for a tiny indie show 🏆 #pca21
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2 years
Older fellas coming in to buy 12" singles from the 80's. I knew this would be a regular occurrence as they didn't exist here. Despite everyone telling me nobody would buy them.
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2 years
Slowly filling the shop with stock. Cleaning, pricing and grading is endless. But soon enough good folk of Belgrade will have access to not only dance and interesting electronic music (for first time in 20+ years) but cheap rock & pop etc records... they'd actually want.
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1 year
Kid asked for the warm leatherette from the window display, he was even happier when I gave it to him for nothing 👌
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4 years
@fesshole Saw this inside a suit in a local charity shop.
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4 years
Somehow in 2020 I've still managed to visit a host of fantastic record shops. So as is now tradition, here's my top 10 record shops visited this year. Thank you to all the wonderful staff and owners who've made us welcome. I hope you fine folk get to visit some of them in 2021
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3 years
There's a TV channel in Bosnia that's music played over a live feed of a roundabout in Gradačac. That's it. That's all it does. 24/7.
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6 years
Outraged pensioners holding items is today's distraction. Hit me up with your favourites.
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8 months
Lovely customer today, he travelled 3 hours each way by bus just to visit the store. So humbling when people give up an entire day to see us.
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3 years
Temperature shifted 18 degrees, i've been given a potato masher and a glass of port. Merry Christmas from Belgrade everyone.
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2 years
I can't tell you how excited this guy is, he could hardly breathe..
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3 years
First Belgrade purchase. Unplayed radio station copy.
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2 years
Shop mural completed..... local artists did an amazing job transforming the horrible old shutter into a work of art.
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4 years
Charlie Elphicke found guilty of sexual assault. Daily Mail immediately try & downplay it as 'Naughty Tory'. He's not naughty he's a convicted sex offender. A beast who belongs on a nonce wing.
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3 years
Lovely to see Jeff Goldblum and @realclintonb pitchside.
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5 years
Another pub & record shop. It's the future.
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5 years
@IanDunt They'll spend the next 5 years as they did the previous.....in a scout hut on a Tuesday night discussing locking up Tony Blair 🤷‍♀️
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8 years
French police looking for 150 Russians, i assume they've got their best men on the case....
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5 years
Answered a free records ad, then on top bloke sold me half his collection too. About 10p each. 😮
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8 years
Running round the Amex tonight like... Security flapping. I'm such a kid 😂😂😂 #cpfc
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2 years
Hurrah. I knew Croatia wouldn't let me down.
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3 years
Yes!!!
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2 years
My Serbian TV appearance in all its glory......🤦‍♂️
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8 years
We'd all go gay for these lads. #cpfc
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2 years
Our friend Ljiljana said she always wanted to own a record player....so called in some favours, visited a repair guy.. borrowed some bits....She's stupidly happy.
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3 years
Morning racist grifters. #NoParler
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3 years
Rest in peace Boycie. A really lovely man. He signed some stuff for me to take to Belgrade where he's a superstar. Will raise a glass of Rakija to you old friend.
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3 years
CD singles, 25p. Found in an alley at the side of a junk shop.
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2 years
Crazy day in store....busy from opening til closing. People brought beers and a impromptu afternoon party took off.
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3 years
😂
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2 years
Here you go...Technics 50th anniversary SL1200 deck. My first new turntable in 35 years.
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6 years
Shifting Nazi memorabilia on eBay.
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2 years
Had a few test customers in, a very shy teenage girl came in and bought a Fuzzbox record for 500 dinar. Old record men are great, but it's incredibly difficult for kids to afford records here. There's nothing in that price range... until now. I was stupidly happy.
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2 years
Happy New Year from Belgrade.
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4 years
Disappointing #hmvLovesVinyl this year. No sign of the 2017 & 2018 pair...HMV Hastings tweeted a picture of the first customers in the door. The local 2nd hand record shop owner and his mate buying everything up to flip. 😂
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1 year
Kid came to sell me his records to buy a ticket for a party tonight.....my good deed for the day, I got him on the guest list instead and he's got 60 Euros in his pocket for a decent night out. 💪
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1 year
Poor little Gary, was found abandoned, siblings all dead. Our friend rescued him and we've homed him. No idea what breed he might be 🤷‍♂️
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8 years
Finally some good news in 2016. Danny Dyer is related to the Royal Family. He'd make a cracking monarch to be fair. King Danny I.
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6 years
They've done cracking job on this live album 👍 @erasureinfo
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6 months
The sign guy remodeled our neon sign, we bought it just before we had to leave and it didn't fit in the new store window. Reshaped and installed. Marko the design guy is a total legend. He also designed the window display record holder. Simple yet brilliant.
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5 years
Amazing Christmas presents. Absolute minty Yazoo & Depeche Mode from Japan. 😍
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2 years
Merry Christmas from Belgrade x
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3 years
Mad love to Sidley Medical Practice in Bexhill. A small army of happy smiling NHS staff & volunteers on a Sunday morning. In and out in under 5 minutes.
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11 years
Got my Pulis Press Conference bingo card ready. #cpfc http://t.co/yT9p11vwtU
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4 years
@IrvineWelsh There's a few 12" singles knocking about with Trainspotting branding on them too.
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1 year
Employee of the month award to @peti_klasik he actually sold No Parlez today. For €4. @NoParlezClub
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3 years
I've got a 3 kilo box of mini eggs. How's your Friday going?
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4 years
This is new. Lad working on the train.... with a quill and ink well. A fucking ink well. Amazing.
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2 years
@MailOnline They are all wearing black armbands I see. As they should.
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3 years
UK test & trace costs can now be measured alongside the GDP of countries it's so enormous. Slovenia58.21 billion $ Serbia56.89 billion $ Lithuania57.60 billion $ UK test & trace 51.37 billion $ Libya50.42 billion $ Paraguay45.38 billion
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5 years
I hope the good record buying folk of Sussex will be heading to the @wownflutter sale tomorrow for #RSD19 Also, here's a photo of the time I vandalized their display.
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2 years
Big shout out to the fella who contacted me for a stock list...he collects yellow records. Not the Swiss electronic lads, just records in yellow covers or on yellow vinyl.
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2 years
Kids buying records. This always makes my day. Something they wanted at a price they could afford.
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2 years
Oh my god...... this is absolutely heartbreaking news. Just devastating....
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5 years
Mad love to @MuteUK and apologies for a few sketchy interlopers. Warsaw shops bountiful with Mute. Mixture of local, German, Greek and er... opportunistic pressings. #DepecheMode #erasure
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4 years
@Superdry Super dry is what happens to every vagina the moment a bloke walks in wearing your chod.
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6 years
I see you....
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2 years
That's an album cover..... crikey.
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2 years
Celebration this afternoon... we're now Serbian residents for the next year. 🇷🇸
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5 years
Reminder. Tommy Robinson is a racist, anyone who supports him is a racist. Anyone who gives him money is a racist with the mental capacity of a cornflake. Racist rhetoric for cash is big business.
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3 years
@SkyNewsBreak He can fuck off the rancid sack of custard.
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1 year
We took Gary to the pub.
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5 years
Someone will fuck Boris, he'll have to call an election. He forms a right wing jive bunny racist megamix with Farage. Opposition parties all shout over each other and we're queuing outside Wetherspoons with a ration book. 🤷‍♀️
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3 years
Found a little gaff with a patio down by the river. Only 5 minutes into the centre. Landlord shook my hand and poured Rakija. For complicated administrative reasons I now need to leave and return. So looks like I'm heading to Montenegro for the weekend. *Googles record shops*
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4 years
I have no idea who sent these, but am completely bowled over by your kindness and thoughtfulness. Bonus #CassetteSanta of Mute early 90's promo C90's @Vinyl_Santa #vinylsanta
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8 years
Hi @NUFC im told you might have a job lot of Pardew Out banners in the garage you're looking to shift, asking for a friend obviously.
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3 years
How have I never seen this before?
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11 months
Giles Peterson in Belgrade, shopping at YugoVinyl 👌
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4 years
I'm just going to leave this here. And if I ever feel sad, it'll cheer me up no end.
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2 years
Welcome to Belgrade @wownflutter
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1 year
When the roadsweeper drops off a bag of discarded Yugo 7's. 😬
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1 year
This young man getting his Snoop LP....I've since been informed it has some rather fruity language on it, I hope his parents don't speak English.
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11 months
Managed to snap a few pics as we were so close to the stage. #DepecheMode #Zagreb
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1 year
What a lovely sight 💪
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4 years
@_amrshahwan Aslong as no kid is ever near you...you absolute case.
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4 years
The four worst people in sportswear.
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2 years
Good riddance you lying cunt.
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