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3 years

Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.

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4 years

Me after working from home headed to happy hour in my kitchen

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I know we’re tired. But this was spot on 💀

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I said Turkey wings nasty and y’all telling me my mama can’t cook??

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3 years

Dating is not fucking and occasional movie nights. You’re breaking your own heart, kiddo.

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6 years

When my Uber pool actually picks up another passenger.

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3 years

Black people— this sunscreen is perfect. No white residue whatsoever. (+no fragrance + no shine).

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3 years

What’s for breakfast?

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3 years

Why can’t pizza give us abs lord

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3 years

Listen, Mathletes… it’s just a joke. I can see who was picked last in kickball.

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@p_blade_

3 years

This straight couple I met in the gym a few weeks back invited me to their house this week for a dinner party. Yesterday I asked if I could bring a +1 and they just emailed us NDA’s …….

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@p_blade_

2 years

Edging aint for me. I gotta see things through.

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@p_blade_

2 years

My problem is I like being naked. Non-sexually.

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2 years

Say hi.

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@p_blade_

4 years

1. My intention wasn’t to flex but to provide a diff. perspective from someone who is more experienced. (My surmise is that he isn’t very far along his career path). 2. Ok I’m shirtless?? This isn’t LinkedIn and it isn’t tasteless. Leave the extraneous statements out of this

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5 years

Down to 203.

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3 years

✌🏾

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5 years

My bank showing me the atm surveillance after I reported all my vacation spending as fraud

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@p_blade_

4 years

5. “At Will” employment most commonly does not impact those who are performing well. If you have performance or behavior concerns, this thread isn’t for you. 6. It’s Friday. Go have a drink.

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4 years

3. If you work at a three person Start-Up in Wilicoochee, GA or in a role that is not aligned with your career path, then sure, -maybe- there are no consequences for you. 4. Leaving without a resignation is not an innocuous labor. It WILL reflect bad on your brand

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3 years

If we follow each other on sm and interact and I see you out at a party, etc… I am 100% likely to come up and introduce myself. Don’t be weird bro.

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@p_blade_

2 years

Spin Bout U

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@p_blade_

4 years

This new iOS photos widget got my nudes on a spin wheel. DELETE.

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@p_blade_

3 years

Mac really has the worst camera.

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@p_blade_

3 years

Haircut day. But Idk what the fuck. The gray patch has mutated into a damn gray streak going from front to back. Wth

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5 years

Went to my crush’s likes and see that mf like’s everybody’s tweets and not just mine

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@p_blade_

4 years

I posted this pic from last sept and my mom asked if I had a man wig on. Ima kick her ass.

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3 years

@BrianMcLight Lmfao this why we’re friends bc yes. I remember folks were so upset

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3 years

Gospel clips on the close friends??

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3 years

“I’ma have to pass. I got a million things to do.” The million things to do:

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@p_blade_

5 years

Saturday... drinkliquorday?

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@p_blade_

2 years

@ShayButtaBaybe Girl shit up. Domestic airfare is trending 7% above (april) 2019 prices and expected to continue to rise. There is literally data collected by the bureau of labor stats backing this up.

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@p_blade_

3 years

This lady pulled up next to me and was asking me about my car. When the light turned green I pulled into a spot and my tire hit the curb hard as hell. I heard someone in her car say GOT DAMN! He can’t even drive that mf!

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3 years

Y’all friends be hating on y’all, lowkey.

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3 years

Y’all were really on here arguing wit the young boys who called you old? Baby, these 35 years come with an experienced stroke and a nice check. I wear it like a badge of honor.

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3 years

Goat

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3 years

I asked this man to remove me from his CF and he said no 💀

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3 years

Y’all be hoes for everybody else but when it’s my turn you wanna fall in love?!? What am I doing wrong here? I want the same hoe specials. That’s it.

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5 years

I wish y’all stop tryna force Kanye and his cultish ass antics on us. He let us know where he stands and It’s a no for me all 2019 and beyond.

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4 years

The fact that y’all still support Kanye, despite his every effort to diminish black history and/or discredit the black experience, is very fucking strange.

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3 years

Really don’t know what ima tell my kids when they ask me to put that honor roll sticker on my car

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@p_blade_

4 years

@djordxc These are the folks who get stuck in one position for 10 years

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@p_blade_

3 years

You become a multi-millionaire. Are your siblings/relatives now millionaires, too?

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2 years

Twitter after seeing me complain about everyone getting a circle but me

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@p_blade_

2 years

I no longer say “excuse me” to that demographic that notoriously struggles with saying. Move or be moved.

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@p_blade_

4 years

Mood

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@p_blade_

3 years

Some of y’all are so mean, unprovoked, and— why don’t you realize that? It’s such a bad look. And corny af.

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3 years

One time we got into an argument and this nigga took the lid to the blender to work so I couldn’t make a pre-gym shake. 😐😂 What’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done?

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@p_blade_

3 years

Ain’t seen a blonde beard that doesn’t scare the shit out of me yet. Mf’n Hebejeebies.

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3 years

When I was 14, my one true goal was to experience MTV’s Spring Break. I’m still healing.

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@p_blade_

3 years

@ExpectedReturn If you think being bullied out of 8th grade math is why we don’t have enough blk doctors, then the Pythagorean Theorem is the least of your worries. Go educate yourself, and enjoy a fucking joke. Loser.

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@p_blade_

3 years

I just need $45 million

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3 years

Early morning poundtown express. ☃️

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3 years

That lingering booty scent on your lip and stache >>>

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@p_blade_

6 years

Gotta be 18

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@Liberianboii86

6 years

Nicki didn’t tweet the barbs to go and vote?

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@p_blade_

3 years

Lol some of y’all will shoot ya shot at two people you know are dating… as if it won’t be discussed? 😂 Pro tip: instead of sending separate shit, just send the nudes in a group chat. Now u cooking wit grease, baby. 🖤

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@p_blade_

4 years

Brandy: we can’t say that! My daughter watching. Brandy’s daughter:

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@p_blade_

3 years

Wild as hell that there are people who will dislike you for being your true confident self. Not knowing what obstacles you’ve overcome to stand in that. Sick sad world.

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@p_blade_

3 years

Top bottom whatever. I ain’t ever met a nigga who didn’t let me smash. Big dot. Y’all need to let it go baby.

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@p_blade_

3 years

White socks and underwear on my black ass skin is really top tier.

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@p_blade_

4 years

Quote this with a black & white pic of you. ⚪️⚫️

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@Roberts_Rules

4 years

Quote this with a black & white pic of you. ⚪️⚫️

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@p_blade_

4 years

Until this ankle heals... 😂

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@p_blade_

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@p_blade_

5 years

Me after shuffling through the air vents watching the guests turn up at Beyoncé and JayZ’s #GoldParty

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@p_blade_

2 years

At the bar talking to these two women. A random friend comes up and speaks and we hug and talk. The women whispering: “girl. He gay” 😂😂

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@p_blade_

4 years

Aye. You’re fine af. Own that shit, and don’t be humble about it.

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@p_blade_

4 years

I have so many opinions that can be viewed as controversial or offensive. Instead of jumping on twitter, I first use my friends as sounding boards. Try it.

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3 years

How I make shoe decisions.

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