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underemployed professional • also @selfawarenc @latebloomernc @alrightnc @spinningoutpod @jortscenterpod • (he/him)

Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2021
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“Oi bruv me gonna nab some Oasis tickets innit”
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@wapplehouse @ElijahSchaffer His hands look like this, so hers can look like this
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My hands sopping wet walking up to a Tommy John employee mumbling “I washed my hands”
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Rogan doesn’t have anything on his top shelf cuz he can’t reach it
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This is what looking for jobs on LinkedIn feels like
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This is gonna destroy the police force
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I love that my wife is so empathetic that she’s trying to shield the bananas from alien mind control
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This is what Ozempic did to my friend’s dad
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The organic bananas on my counter watching me eat another apple
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This new Beatles music video is wild
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Instead of airbags this is what happens when you wreck a Cybertruck
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The first episode of LOST aired 40 years ago, as of this Sunday
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Only comment if your tattoo is dumber (cooler) than this
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I just checked this. While it is possible to make this much only 1/3 of dockworkers make this kind of money. Also to make close to what he’s suggesting you’d have to work 100 hours a week. But he knows that and he’s just acting like he doesn’t so workers fight amongst themselves
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Just so you all know, the average dock worker who is threatening to strike for higher wages and better benefits makes $147,000 per year and about $35,000 per year in employer-paid health care.
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This is an actual scene from #WhatisaWoman — I can not express how big of a smug loser Matt Walsh is
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“sir the second tower just fell”
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Art is beautiful
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My favorite part of Game of Thrones is how Peter Dinklage talks like Stewie Griffin
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The Bear but it’s me making bombs from the Anarchist Cookbook & saying “yes chef” to a picture of Ted Kaczynski
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Only Diddy plane I’m paying attention to
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Helped a drunk guy into his house today and I said “you good?” and he said “nah it’s these damn Cowboys”
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Mr & Mrs Smith but instead of assassins they both realize they are shitposters
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You know Jon Bernthal is a great actor because we forget that this is truly who he is at heart
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So stoked to go to Medieval Times tonight!
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“In 1996 I gifted my good friends Siegfried & Roy a lovely tiger named Mantacore”
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The worm in RFK Jr’s brain on high alert due to recent events
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I made such a shitty lasagna, like wtf?!
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You can have multiple DUIs and still be forklift certified. What an amazing country 🇺🇸
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Dudes will buy this hat thinking they’ll look like Elvis Costello but instead look like Elvis Costco
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I keep that thang on me
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@motleycruedetat It says the Queen and it’s from 2016
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In baseball a belly itcher is the worst thing you could possibly be, but to my dog, her favorite type of person
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Her: did you post the same meme as everyone else on the tl? Me:
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Karl Marx had some range to come up with communism & make comedy with his brothers
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Chris Pratt trying to get the voice right: It is me Mario It’s me Mario Itsameo Mario I CANT DO THIS
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Getting the inheritance together for my family
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Every rockabilly dude when he gets asked where he was on Jan 6
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we can wrap it up folks, puns are over
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The Ford horseman of the apocalypse
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this is what happens to Jesus when you get vaccinated
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This is how it feels when a tweet tanks
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My last remaining red blood cell partying with my white blood cells
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No amount of lobbying is gonna convince me that smoking doesn’t look cool af
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As a former Boeing employee and whistleblower should I be worried right now?
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This is what it feels like to hang with that homie you haven’t seen in awhile
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If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!
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ENTERING OUR ✨BUTTERED CORN ERA✨
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Me ordering Tour of Italy at Olive Garden
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Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
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same
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What it feels like going to house shows when you’re over 30
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when ur ugly af but got mad drip
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Humpty Dumpty when he realizes it takes true friendship to put you back together again
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Will it work on Sunday tho?
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The Chick-Fil-A streaming service has been named Chick-Fil-A Play & will launch on November 18. The service will launch with a collection of original animated shows, scripted podcasts, cooking shows and interactive stories.
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Me watching every new Chris Pratt movie
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Can’t fully explain this… but if you care about your yard a lot then you’re a racist
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OMFG
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Terminator is a movie about going back in time to fuck your friend’s mom to become his dad. Which is like the biggest flex ever
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me when there’s cheese in the house
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We need folks to review bomb Dirty Work on IMDB to get the score up
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Absolutely no reason this movie’s rating should be so low. Fuck you if you don’t like this movie. RIP Norm. RIP Bob Saget.
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Mfer looks like ZZ Toppings
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I’m glad Oppenheimer wasn’t released in the early 00s because the dialogue would’ve been used for so many metalcore intros
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He has returned 👼
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My uncle thinks the Mark Robinson forum posts were AI generated
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I think I could bully my dad into not voting for Trump
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y’all I’m never pissing again
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Wtf is this and why is a case of 6 cups $55??
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this tweet has been deleted
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The homeless in America are like what landlords were in Mao’s time. Occupying what should be public land and intimidating people to give them rent while they do nothing. The homeless are the ruling class of American public life. Everyone fears them and bows before them.
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I think a new Rush Hour movie would ease tensions between China and the US
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My wife’s 90 yr old grandmother after Free Bird played said, “not impressed.”
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rare pic of me in the studio cooking up riffs
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My fav Vietnamese place gave me a free beer and asked me how the baby was doing. They totally think I’m someone else
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Found the coolest car ever today
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Cooking show idea: “Bare Minimum” and it’s three dads who have to make a meal for their kids while their wives are sent to a spa
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It’s all “hate billionaires” until a goth king like Gomez Addams shows up
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In middle school @TheWapplehouse broke both of his arms playing basketball & I remember someone asking him how he was gonna open his Christmas presents
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Me and @otherjrobbins got chased from a party once by a group of dudes with a gun who then chased us in a car and I called my Dad who just replied “yeah bring em over” and was waiting on the front porch armed and ready for a firefight lol
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@wapplehouse what is this shit?
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“We all fall short of the glory of god” I mumble as I leave the Taco Bell drive-thru at 2am
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Me at 5 years old when Bugs Bunny said the line
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Gateway drug is any drug you take in St. Louis
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Seems like false advertising that Whole Foods would sell a piece of cake
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When you see someone who looks like this respond to your tweet, you know it’s gonna be the worst opinion
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@wapplehouse When I was like 12 or 13 I worked at a mechanic shop and the mechanics had a cardboard cutout of Gordon that they would shoot 22’s at
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wow that’s a lot like 1984, the only book I’ve ever read
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when the new guy spells it “favourite”
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Was woken up by faint sounds of children singing in the distance and searched the whole house only to realize that our Google Home device was playing “Pop Goes the Weasel.” Seriously demonic
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god gives his hardest seltzers to his drunkest drivers
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new parents will be like “I gotta put the baby down” nah homie lift that lil mfer up 🙌
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🎃
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They’re never gonna take guns away from abusers because that would be “defunding the police”
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@prttymtty she’s running up that hill while he’s running down chasing his tiny car
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the timeline when football comes on
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School Music shootings 🤝 Shut the fuck up about The Doors
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Not sure I like the vibe of this twitter survey
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When people say Pretzel Logic is better than Can't Buy a Thrill
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True love is how she makes her hand into a ramp so I can fingerboard on her arm
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eight year old me pretending to speak in tongues so I don’t go to hell
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