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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

12 days

craving a hung nerdy twink for breakfast (and lunch… and dinner……)

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@origamicactus69

24 days

who cares... just tell me your go-to Skyrim build instead

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegarden

6 months

you just arrived at the party. which cup are you grabbing😭?

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19 days

if i couldn’t be gayer

tyris ✰

@TYRISPRINT

20 days

if you see this tweet, expose your lock screen

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

tops that don’t look like tops are the best tops

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@origamicactus69

4 months

the number of times i have cum to this video… i need to be used like this

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

brief PSA that masculinity/femininity do not define your sexual preferences. don’t let heteronormative standards dictate your position. if a partner does this, do NOT tolerate it, because there are people out there who will accept you fem tops, you are welcome here 🫶

Seth Rodriguez

@RodriguezSeth

4 months

So the last 2.5 years my ex reminded me daily that I wasn’t “manly enough, dominant enough, or daddy enough” to top. I went from being pretty much a total top to someone who couldn’t get hard due to performance anxiety. Now that I’m out of that relationship I’m back in my top era

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3 months

so our choices this election are someone who has convicted felons… and a convicted felon wow *taps chin* wonder who we should choose

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@TheOtherCyn this is the sexiest thing ever

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

2 months

@cub_hugs

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

2 months

@BearyBig4U suddenly feeling very cutesy

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@XLJ4V @Milesxrim i guess triple geminis are my weakness

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@gloomywarlock you look like the human equivalent of a fuzzy blanket

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

thank you @TheOtherCyn for gassing me up 😙

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@BearyBig4U just count to ten, take a deep breath… stare intensely into the hole… and allow yourself to give in 🌀

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

24 days

stealth archers, i see you and your gaping holes

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@XLJ4V freshly squeezed 🥰

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@d3monspaw how can you post a pic like this and expect us to focus on the shorts???

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@origamicactus69

2 months

@ii_don_ii absolutely not. there aren’t words to describe how much i hate when people repeat dry ass messages, it’s an IMMEDIATE block from me

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@origamicactus69

3 months

@desofficial99 come pound me and we’ll see 😘

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@blknsxxy and you succeed

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@hom0her0 the only correct response 🙂‍↕️

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

29 days

@gregggplanttt need to munchlax you while you snorlax tbh

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

2 months

@ii_don_ii a catfish hates to see you coming

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@Taurutrash thank you sexy man 😘

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

12 days

@gregggplanttt yes greg *vores you*

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@origamicactus69

3 months

@TheOtherCyn thank you baby 😘

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@origamicactus69

3 months

@XLJ4V gladly, baby

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@Snkarticua if stupid means incredibly hot, then yes, you look very stupid 🫠

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@4STR0MAN thank you sweetness ❤️

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3 months

@XLJ4V i’ll accept a live presentation as an alternate assignment 🥰

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@BearyBig4U that’s like asking if birds like birdfeed 🙄

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

2 months

@versinNJ we all love your body 🫠

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

sending thoughts and prayers to all the hairless white twinks out there. you’ll have to find a new nipple-twisting muscle daddy to thirst over, but i promise, it’ll be okay

US Attorney SDNY

@SDNYnews

4 months

Adult film actor Justin Heath Smith, a/k/a “Austin Wolf,” charged with distribution of child pornography @NewYorkFBI

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@hrnyhaze there’s stiff competition, but i think you’ve got a good shot

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@TheOtherCyn i wanna lick a stripe right up the middle of your chest

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@TheOtherCyn good boy 😘

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@TheNascentWolf domesticity like that gets me so hard dude, you have no idea

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@versinNJ buying/downloading games is also so much easier with Steam… and if you really end up missing the console experience you can always get a Steam deck later on

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@JakeKlerin the twunk titties are sitting right

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@ATP183 drool in my mouth next time

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@origamicactus69

3 months

@Taurutrash i’m crushing on you just from the lower half of your face 😍

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@TheNascentWolf good boy 😘

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

21 days

@pup_pikaaa 1000% yes, it’s worth it for the mage build alone. i haven’t played it yet but i’ve played the first game and the spells in DD are easily the coolest i’ve ever seen in a video game

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@catony1_ you better start loving it. i’d kiss every inch

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@4STR0MAN i love the onomatopoeia 🫦

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

21 days

@gurreggg your most controversial take yet

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@catony1_ the sudden and visceral urge to suffocate myself in there

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@ii_don_ii suddenly i’m on my knees 🫠

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@moe000online need you at an atomic level

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@versinNJ it’s a game changer. it’s an investment and i also really thought about it beforehand, but very worth it

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@origamicactus69

3 months

@XLJ4V i can handle that third joystick if you need an extra set of hands 😇

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@origamicactus69

3 months

@Redgaurd25 i’d give anything to sit in your lap 🫠🫠

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@SoftControversy it’s the perfect hibernation spot

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@gregggplanttt i rented mine on craigslist

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@TheOtherCyn and i’ll say it again

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@TheOtherCyn hi baby 😘

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

3 months

@quadjeopardy beauty ❤️

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@BearyBig4U easily one of the best quality of life fixes Gamefreak has ever given us

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

4 months

@4STR0MAN my methods never fail 🌀🍑🌀

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

2 months

@XLJ4V that’s so crazy, i wonder who that OOMF could’ve possibly been 🤔

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

29 days

@XLJ4V can i worship the rest of you too?

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

1 month

@TheOtherCyn you’re already there 🙄

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Carpe Dickem

@origamicactus69

22 days

@BearyBig4U will the cuddling include penetration?

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