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@onlysimpin

3 years

have yall ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????

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@onlysimpin

3 years

y'all ever miss your sibling, then get around them and be like nvm?

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@onlysimpin

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what a fkn year this week has been

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@onlysimpin

3 years

phone be so dry i be checking tomorrow's weather

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@onlysimpin

3 years

girls be like “k bye” then expect 200 texts and 100 missed calls

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@onlysimpin

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call me corny but i'll send you songs just to let you know how i feel about you

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@onlysimpin

3 years

might go to jail so i can focus on the gym properly

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@onlysimpin

3 years

"you're probably talking to someone else" me:

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@onlysimpin

3 years

you push me away 🤝 imma let you

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@onlysimpin

3 years

when i ask how your day was send me an essay

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@onlysimpin

7 months

no point in arguing w someone that doesn't see anything wrong in what they do

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@onlysimpin

3 years

girls get hurt by one dude then hate that entire zodiac sign for the rest of their life😭😭😭

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@onlysimpin

3 years

my mental health: 📉 my humor: 📈

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@onlysimpin

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if she cries at everything wife her

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@onlysimpin

3 years

sleep hits different when you hate existing

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@onlysimpin

3 years

ceo of disappearing and ignoring people when i'm not in the mood

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@onlysimpin

3 years

every day around midnight i'm shocked to find out its only 6pm

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i just want all my secrets back, i don't want anyone to know anything about me anymore

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@onlysimpin

4 years

im ugly but I text back in 15 seconds

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@onlysimpin

3 years

mfs be like "i love your energy" and then drain it

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@onlysimpin

4 years

"you’re weird” bro i’m limited edition

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i can turn my sadness into a joke so don't worry about me

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@onlysimpin

4 years

risky texts dont scare me anymore🤣 i said what i said

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i’m so single i don’t even charge my phone at night no more

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@onlysimpin

4 years

if we txting past 12am your replies gotta be within seconds

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@onlysimpin

4 years

you ever block someone and just breathe better

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@onlysimpin

3 years

stop trying to figure me out because idk either

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@onlysimpin

3 years

whenever i say "but it's cool" ain't shit cool

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i can give you butterflies or anger issues, its all on you baby

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@onlysimpin

3 years

one thing about me is i'm gonna laugh

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@onlysimpin

3 years

no suicidal shit but i wanna fall in love again

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@onlysimpin

3 years

if i say "i'll let you know" just enjoy your day

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@onlysimpin

3 years

adding "the fuck" after saying something is like sentence parsley

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i talk to myself cus i understand what im saying

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@onlysimpin

4 years

if we aren’t fucking up each others sleeping schedule then it’s not real

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@onlysimpin

4 years

"who hurt you" me bro im dumb af

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@onlysimpin

4 years

if i say “i’ll let you know” just enjoy the rest of your day

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i be like “i want friends” and then ignore everyone

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@onlysimpin

3 years

life is short pls waste it on me

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i be losing my mind and chilling at the same time idk how

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@onlysimpin

3 years

my mental health is terrible for someone who's laughing all the time

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i don’t get jealous but like who’s that lol

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@onlysimpin

4 years

bout to ask my anxiety if i can sleep tonight

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@onlysimpin

4 years

“i called you” i know, i watched my phone ring

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@onlysimpin

3 years

think i'm going blind because i don't see the point anymore

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@onlysimpin

3 years

if you think i'm ignoring you i'm not i'm DRAINED bro

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@onlysimpin

3 years

when they sleep on you, tuck them in

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@onlysimpin

7 months

stop complaining about people you continue to fck with

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i never make the same mistake twice. i make it five or six times, just to be sure

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@onlysimpin

4 years

my family would be so bored without me and i say that with my chest

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@onlysimpin

3 years

“are you okay” you’ve seen my twitter you tell me

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@onlysimpin

3 years

if you can't read my mind i don't want you

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i really hurt my own feelings by having high hopes

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@onlysimpin

3 years

once i start taking my own advice its over for y'all

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@onlysimpin

4 years

the sexual tension between me and a permanent nap

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@onlysimpin

3 years

dating non affectionate ppl feels like jail 🥴😂

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@onlysimpin

3 years

when adults use to say "you gonna see one day".... i'm seeing 🥴

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@onlysimpin

3 years

am i the only one who notices when peoples energy isnt right through text????

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@onlysimpin

3 years

my family be talking about my attitude like if i didn't get it from them

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@onlysimpin

4 years

imagine having someone that’s afraid to lose you

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@onlysimpin

4 years

netflix be like “are you still there?” i don’t even know anymore bro

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@onlysimpin

3 years

idk who needs to hear this but they don't suck at texting they just don't want to talk to you

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@onlysimpin

4 years

she’s not bad at texting she just doesn’t wanna text you

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@onlysimpin

3 years

fuck sex, i’m tryna be the reason you smile everyday ᵂᵉ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵍᵒⁿᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵒ

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@onlysimpin

3 years

y’all ever listen to someone lie and just be like damn you're talented

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@onlysimpin

3 years

sorry i didn't reply for 4 hours i accidentally opened tiktok

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@onlysimpin

3 years

“you busy later?” yes im busy doing absolutely nothing

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@onlysimpin

4 years

my night routine is very simple. i overthink till i fall asleep

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@onlysimpin

4 years

phone so dry there’s no need to charge it anymore

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i feel like a mcdonalds ice cream machine

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@onlysimpin

3 years

ex’s be like “I’m over you” then go date a knock off version of you

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@onlysimpin

3 years

people be lying, knowing they lying, knowing you know they lying and still lie

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@onlysimpin

4 years

your gut was right, listen to it next time

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i just wanna make money and be in love like this can't be that hard

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i feel like a mcdonalds ice cream machine

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@onlysimpin

4 years

adulthood is probably the worst hood i've ever lived in, very ghetto here

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@onlysimpin

3 years

why do ppl ask introverts to be more talkative but not extroverts to stfu

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@onlysimpin

4 years

idk who needs to hear this but they don’t suck at texting they just don’t want to talk to you

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@onlysimpin

4 years

it would be very sexy of me to stop having anxiety

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i have one brain cell and i use it to overthink

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i can turn my sadness into a joke so don't worry about me

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i talk to the same 3 ppl everyday. if someone says they know me they're lying

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@onlysimpin

3 years

idk how to talk about my problems so i joke about them

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@onlysimpin

4 years

girls really get mad at you just because they miss you

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@onlysimpin

3 years

i be wanting to tell ppl idgaf mid convo so bad

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@onlysimpin

3 years

my son gonna be mad af when i name him peter parker

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@onlysimpin

4 years

do you cover up your insecurities with jokes or are you normal

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@onlysimpin

4 years

she does not like you she is just nice to people

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@onlysimpin

3 years

"you attract what you fear" AHHH mental stability that shit scary asf

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@onlysimpin

4 years

mfs eat their first meal at 6pm and wonder why their life is falling apart, its me im mfs

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@onlysimpin

4 years

yeah we both toxic but two negatives equals a positive

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i love talking to myself they get me fr

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@onlysimpin

3 years

only ex i miss is the ex-tra money i use to have

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@onlysimpin

4 years

it's a "i said what i said" type of year

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@onlysimpin

4 years

girls suck at cuddling...5 mins in they be like "i got a question and don't lie"

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@onlysimpin

3 years

texting is trash come sit on my face

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@onlysimpin

4 years

i miss being excited about something

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@onlysimpin

4 years

im quesadilla without the “que” or “illa”

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@onlysimpin

3 years

never trust a girl who needs glasses but doesn't wear them, she refuses to see the issue

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4 years

netflix be like “are you still there?” i don’t even know anymore bro

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