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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
No one likes to hear this but your partner is a direct reflection of how you love yourself and how low or high your self esteem is.
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@only1ab11
ab1
25 days
Naona mnaleta mchezo kazini. Make the hashtag trend wacheni kulala #RutoMustGo
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Committing suic!de has to be the saddest thing ever. Imagine not having a reason to keep living? Like nothing at all. My heart goes out to anyone that has these thoughts.
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@only1ab11
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1 month
Wallai I hope 2027 yall keep the same energy. You cannot forget. Don't forget. All this must count.
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@only1ab11
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25 days
When you see anything with the hashtag #RutoMustGo Finyaaaaaa 🔁🔁🔁🔁
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
You claim to be that girl yet you cant sing Sofia the First theme song from start to finish
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Saying “ulinikataa” to a person you have 0 interest in>>>>
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@only1ab11
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2 years
What was done by Gyptian on Hold You cannot be done again.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Normalize going tf home. Not feeling the party? go home! Not enjoying yourself on a date? go home! Feeling left out? just go home! You dont gotta sit through nothing, you can always go home baby
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
I’m the type of person to get rich and just stay in my country. Kenya ukiwa na pesa its like heaven on earth.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Exactly how i kiss people i see no future with.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
The campus student urge to just scam your parents
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
If they mistreat you and you choose to stay, you know what that means.
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@only1ab11
ab1
8 months
Switching to Rexona because your fave roll on is expensive is humbling af 😭😭😭
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
I hate when Shazam hits me with the unable to find anything nonsense. Do your fvcking job.
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@only1ab11
ab1
7 months
Crossing the road is so stressful, I’m literally just a girl 😔😔😔😔😔😔
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Start journaling and you’ll stop over sharing like a loser
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
I stopped being that person that says ‘can never be me’ cause what life has taught me is it can be me from start to finish
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
These drinks give me Kienyeji vibes.Idk if its just me?
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1 year
This. or That
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Can we talk about an era??? Lets talk about the Kid Ink,Chris Brown and Tyga era🔥🔥
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@only1ab11
ab1
9 months
Vip Solfest wanapewa dinner, nyinyi wengine mugonje Saturday mshout fix the screen 😭😭
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@only1ab11
ab1
26 days
To Gachagua, we as Kenyans are asking you to resign. Your speech is useless if you do not resign. As a dp you have been complicit. RESIGN. #RutoMustGo
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@only1ab11
ab1
8 months
Practicing gentle ‘parenting’ on your younger siblings >>>
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Sisi unemployed niggas tuko movie ya tatu asubuhi hii
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@only1ab11
ab1
4 months
The breaks for the boda I was in failed, tumeingia bush kama Moses damn
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@only1ab11
ab1
7 months
I had like a few bad days or even a couple of bad weeks but saying i had a bad year? Hell no. This year was great af. Next year will be better.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Carrying a box of cake, pizza or a suitcase in town is hella embarrassing and it shouldn’t be lmao
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@only1ab11
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1 year
I loveeee watching Murugi Munyi’s IG stories. So entertaining.
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@only1ab11
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1 year
A lec sending a student out cause they came late is so unnecessary…like it’s really not that deep, they came anyway right??
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@only1ab11
ab1
11 months
Reverse calling your parents to ask them for money then reverse calling them again to thank them >>>>🤭
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@only1ab11
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1 year
Y’all might say going to church is wasting time blah blah but i’ll tell you one thing,going to church gives me peace i cannot find anywhere else
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@only1ab11
ab1
10 months
Moms will literally spot a fake friend even before that fake friend realizes they’re fake.😭
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@only1ab11
ab1
25 days
MARTHA KOOME, we are addressing you. Why are you silent? Your silence is deafening. We now know which side you are on. We shall not forget @CJMarthaKoome #RutoMustGo
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Buying skincare products from Dubois is crazyyyy huogopi madam???
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
I love Paul’s cookies bakery ya CBD bana. When it’s time to eat the rich tafadhali muwasemehe
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@only1ab11
ab1
5 months
Ubaya yangu niliacha pombe, sahii nimeboeka kuboeka
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
You shower, wear your best fit alafu unaenda kupanga line for a yt video ya smash or pass ….alafu unapassiwa na majamaa wa Juja kuwa fr
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ab1
1 year
This nigga has been trying to see me for a long time, today he asked me where i’m going i had to say naenda maandamano. I don’t wanna see him man
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
But fr fr if you see me as the first viewer on your story, si ati nakutafuta. Ni kazi sina.
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@only1ab11
ab1
2 years
Flowers are 300 bob my god just buy her flowers today!!!!
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Snapchat tulitoka na haturudi.
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ab1
1 year
I hate when i’m talking to a friend then i get this very sudden urge to kiss them….
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@only1ab11
ab1
25 days
Kenya is on its knees and the international community is quiet. Why? #RutoMustGo
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
If i was a nigga and my babe doesn’t ask me for money I’d simply leave her. Achia independence freedom fighters.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Enough with the fear women narrative. Tafuta mtu atakupenda vilivyo ndio unyamaze
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@only1ab11
ab1
9 months
When you’re choosing female friends choose the ‘girls girls’ ones, otherwise utaumia my friend
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Am i the only one who likes to hold hands? like lets hold hands alllll the time baby
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@only1ab11
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19 days
🥰💗
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Wallpaper thread, anyone?
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ab1
1 year
Am i the only one who felt that mini earthquake?????????
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@only1ab11
ab1
8 months
Una unsend message ni kama ni mimi ndio nilikuambia utume
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Wewe tumekupea ruhusa ya kuenda maandamano cause bro
@092MLBOA_1
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1 year
Unambitious men ndio tunapika supper
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@only1ab11
ab1
4 months
I feel kinda bad for eating my small brothers snacks for school.Kesho breaktime atafungua bag astukie ghafla bin vuu
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@only1ab11
ab1
10 months
Love is such a high risk activity, like a heartbreak could literally kill you ukichezwa….
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
No one talks about how someone feels embarrassed when their Dad sees them with a face full of makeup.Aibu and honestly idk why i feel this way😂😂😂
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@only1ab11
ab1
6 months
yeah he’s cute but has he accepted Jesus as his personal savior?
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@only1ab11
ab1
8 months
Your gentle reminder to do them how they do you. You got to mirror peoples behavior, watese vile wakutesavyo!😂👍🏾
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@only1ab11
ab1
7 months
If it’ll take therapy for me to be a good mother to my future children i will go, without hesitation. My children will not pay for my sins.
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1 year
Puking then blacking out then drinking right after you awake cause how can i puke if i already poke like
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@only1ab11
ab1
2 years
Urembo nayo nilibarikiwa nayo.Mungu hakubahatisha at all at all
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
One thing i’m sure about is my soulmate doesn’t wear skinny jeans. Hiyo niko sure.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Alcoh0l and dunda is the only glue holding these Nairobi friendships together but we’re not complaining are we?
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
To my friends, your win is my win too. I just love to see it!!!!
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
S is for sleeping. I love sleeping when I’m stressed. Sleeping is the cure to a stressful mind, no worry can penetrate sleep its just vibes and pure darkness.
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@only1ab11
ab1
8 months
The secret is in the generous ones not the rich ones. Thank me later 😉
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
I love kissing. I want to kiss all the time. Kissing loves me. I could kiss for hours. Can i be a kiss in my next life?
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
If my boyfriend was a rapper i’d use lyrics to his songs as my captions…thats just me tho 🤷🏾‍♀️
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
The videos under the Father Bernard sound on tiktok wah naisha😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Unabaki home siku nzima aje? Na hata vyombo huenda outside catering. Tokea you live life
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
The most humbling experience is realizing you need to stay single to stay sane.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Na CAT ya kesho inakaa kuwa giza,anyway wacha ni plan drip sahii ndio atleast ni light up class na mavazi
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
You dont know what living life on the edge is till you’ve done an assignment ukiwa kwa club ndani 😭😭😭😭
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Broadways bread has to be the bread that tastes the worst in all the history of breads
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ab1
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Alafu Babu Owino, tumekukataaaa #RutoMustGo
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ab1
1 year
I hate when you ask a question in your class whatsapp group suddenly theres no form of life and the silence becomes deafening.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
I love when men wear that flannel shirt with baggy pants combo wheww😍
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@only1ab11
ab1
25 days
Repeat after me : “We will never again for as long as we breath let these thieves address us again”
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Mourners begin to leave immediately after CS Moses Kuria takes the microphone to address the congregation at a funeral.
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1 year
Kuna a level of hotness that is only attainable once you hit the gym consistently.
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@only1ab11
ab1
1 year
Ningekuwa Israel sahii ningeshinda nimekunywa jews
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ab1
1 year
Using your glossed lips to gloss his >>>>🥰
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@only1ab11
ab1
7 months
Kutesa haina leave. Tunatesa day and night. Monday to Sunday.Jan to Dec.
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ab1
1 year
For every 1 bad bitch in Nairobi there’s 10 other badder bitches. I’m in awe every time
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ab1
1 year
I’ll get me a “let me take a picture of you” boyfriend. My next man better be ready to document our life together.
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ab1
1 year
There’s a kapositive impact that comes with surrounding yourself with people that win. Misery is contagious and so is success. Choose your people wisely.
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ab1
1 year
Kithure being Interior CS is so funny to me cause who’s scared of that nigga
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ab1
1 year
Once you understand that everything truly works out in your favor no matter how bad it may look….leave the short sightedness behind. Everything is working out in your favor, rest assured.
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ab1
1 year
Idk who needs to hear this but give love a chance.
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1 year
To the Kikuyus ‘otherwise’ is not a greeting tafadhali 😭😭
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@only1ab11
ab1
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That defining moment in your life where you decide enyewe its time to turn back to God
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ab1
1 year
Unadouble text mtu juu amekuignore alafu unaongezea a few more texts juu ya hizo juu hujui aibu ni nini
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1 year
I pray that my next relationship is soft and gentle in a way that my s/o and I will do soft shit like go on picnics,boat rides, painting dates, galleries etc 😭🙏🏾
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ab1
1 year
Dating is hard. Imagine turning down advances from someone who looks better than the person you’re with!?
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ab1
1 year
Are there songs you listen to while your eyes are fully closed…like no distractions you just fully immerse yourself in it.
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1 year
Keeping someone waiting for more than 30 minutes without communicating is diabolical. I will leave and switch off my phone smh
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ab1
8 months
His birthday is OUR birthday.
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what is relationship math?
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ab1
1 year
@_FatherChels This too can be true.Self sabotaging a good relationship indeed is rooted in low self esteem….
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ab1
1 year
Those thigh high boots that bad bitches wear….. i want those
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ab1
8 months
Texting everyday creates a false sense of intimacy, so to y’all texting a person you don’t see a future with how about you go ahead and put that phone down beloved 🫵🏾🫵🏾
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1 year
A friendship takes a turn for the worse once one friend realizes they are always the only one who initiates….always texting first, calling, planning etc. At that very moment the friendship starts to fall apart. We really hate to see it but it truly is what it is.
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ab1
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Mambo ya mayai leave to the chickens. Masaa ni ya #rejectthefinancebill
@MuneneInc
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Friends who bring you 19 eggs from their parents’ >>>>>
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