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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

9 months

Females, they deserve less bro! STIs

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

7 months

@polo_kimanii I have tears in my eyes, I can't stop laughing man!😭😂

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@onesmuswalker_

22 days

Huyu ameniambia I'm a cold mean inconsiderate manipulative bastard, a true narcissistic sociopath who isn't capable of loving anything! Tuko hapa kwa baze ya chang'aa tuna-google word by word. That corrupt scumbag from Sugoi amefanya baddies wamejam sana kwa hizi streets! Coco

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@onesmuswalker_

21 days

Halafu kuna hawa mafala hujifanya hawajui native language yao, anga 'naskianga but sieziongea'... Ukipatana na mmoja weka yeye uppercut ngori.

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

8 months

@polo_kimanii That's actually true, I speak from experience. Banah nili-feel nikama tu wamenipora!💀😂

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@onesmuswalker_

17 days

You'd be surprised just how much action these single niggas are getting. Turns out hawa girlfriends wenu si wachoyo venye mnafikiria. "BREAKING NEWS"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

16 days

Haha... Boyfriend yako anangoja Black Friday ndo ashike fridge na 99bob!

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

14 days

"Life is a game, Harold. And I always play to win." ~ Raymond Reddington.

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

11 days

First thing in the morning, when I wake up...

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

20 days

@polo_kimanii Buana I've been waiting for this tweet for so loooooong😂🔥

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

16 days

Siku hizi naona players wengi hawapendi kuvaa shin guards! That's why injuries pia zimeongezeka!😭😂 Resignation

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

15 days

Just woke up, no breakfast, just pure hatred to fuel me through the day!

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@onesmuswalker_

11 days

Haha... Caicedo amekatalia in my humble hacienda, after ame-drop a stinker performance, the audacity!... Wacha amalize kuosha vyombo nimwambie atoke nifunge, mimi nataka kuenda kusalimia shosho yangu!😭😂

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

14 days

The line between good and evil is often blurred. It's the choices we make that define us.

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

17 days

I love how nobody be tryna hook up or find love on this app! Everybody be on their shit, just vibes, hustling, and grilling, NO bullshit... Ama mnadinyana kwa hii TL? Haha!

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

11 days

Kamare Twitter and Simps got one thingy in common; DUUUUUUUUUUST!💀😭

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@onesmuswalker_

10 days

Grauchi has taken over the streets bana...It's The Wake up call all over. Come on come on, that's how we do it!😂🔥

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

25 days

Alcoholism is a cunning adversary, cloaked in the guise of conviviality, yet it erodes the fabric of one’s existence, transforms aspirations into ashes, and joy into mere memory. It subverts the essence of life. Its allure masks the profound sorrow it inflicts. LEARN OR PERISH!

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@onesmuswalker_

9 days

"We all wear masks, some more than others" ~ Raymond Reddington.

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

7 months

Not tryna sound insensitive but...I find this very hilarious!💀😂 STIs

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Watoi wa siku hizi hawaezi soma na candle. In our days tulitumia mwangaza ya kiraiku. Mzae alikuwa anavuta puff moja, nishamaliza pages mbili.

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@onesmuswalker_

26 days

"Surviving is winning Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes kid, SURVIVE!" ~Michael De Santa. "YOU ARE A MAN"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

13 days

Haha... Mteja anapatikana? Well, you know the drill, ama do you need us to refresh your memory? Anyways, lonely souls tuko Netflix tunashuka tu na The Lincoln Lawyer Season 3, more popcorn please!😌😂

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@onesmuswalker_

13 days

Grauchi naye anakuanga ame-own playlist yangu, I even got rid of those music streaming apps. Now I just be vibing to whatever that mf lines up for me.😂🔥

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Lakini kudinyiwa huwa nasty business, haha! Your girlfriend will disappear tonight, get piped by salaried niggas the entire weekend, then she'll show up on Monday morning complaining about a swollen limp and how her phone couldn't start for 3 days straight! Stay strong kings!😂

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@onesmuswalker_

8 days

Haha... Salaried niggas saizi washa-book your girlfriend for the weekend. Them dey chop de apple of your eye 4 days straight! Lakini she loves you bro, she'll come back to you on Monday.

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@onesmuswalker_

7 months

@polo_kimanii Abel Mutua is a legend in the story telling field man, most of y'all just don't appreciate how good that mf is. Show some respect.

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@onesmuswalker_

2 months

Can y'all frauds stop pretending you like Omena? I don't care who cooks it, I'm not eating those sad bitter fake ass creatures! "Sam Gituku" || Adani

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@onesmuswalker_

8 days

'Happily ever after' is a myth. A fairy tale spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye!

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

29 days

Unaambia morio wako dem yake anauza, boiz anaanza kuuliza ukona evidence gani... Nigga, hoes issuing receipts these days or what? Get rid of that cheap Pilipili HoeHoe, she belongs to the streets for public utility! "Sexual Offences Act"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

1 month

To attain elite success, you must be willing to do the unpleasant things, risk your most valuable assets, do away with the shackles designed by society to limit us: Love, marriage, moral agendas, 'cause true greatness only comes to those who are willing to persue it, AT ANY COST!

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@onesmuswalker_

20 days

Let’s talk about the person who runs Duolingo emails. A true narcissist whose guilt trips at every chance. Skip a session and suddenly he’s sending you messages filled with emotional blackmail, making sure you know exactly how disappointed he is! #GachaguaResigns || "HERE WE GO"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

1 month

Ah, the perennial spectacle of Kenyan politics, where theatrics transcend governance, leadership is an abstract concept, and drama outpaces progress. Who needs policy when we have this masterclass in grandstanding? Truly, an exquisite display of mediocrity! "Morara Kebaso"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

21 days

No matter what crisis the club is going through usiwai sign academy players, utajipata umebreak FFP rules kama Man City na unaFace charges upto 30yrs.

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

8 days

If you fool me once, you're the problem. If you fool me twice, then I'm the imbecile!

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@onesmuswalker_

23 days

Whoever gave Lizard boy hiyo idea ya ku-like whatsapp stories should be tried in a court of law. That shit is annoying as hell. "Leny Yoro" || "Kenyatta University" || "44 Mps" || "Rigathi Gachagua"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

26 days

Haha... Got cooked by some babe on TL today, and when I tried to retaliate, she pulled that classic victim card on me! "But I'm just a girl".... Like, bitch, this isn’t a Disney movie! Don't play with me!😂 Apology

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

7 months

@_falsi1ke That your bosses and colleagues ain't your friends/family... Just do your job, get paid and mind your business.

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@onesmuswalker_

10 days

I often ruminate on the existential absurdity of life, and then I remember I still have dishes that’s been sitting in the sink for three days.

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@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Power is the beating heart of our nation, the higher mighty members of the political class feed on it, sleep on it and breed on it. The hunt for power is all consuming, everyone always needs more, and nobody ever has enough!

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@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Not me tryna give pizza one last chance, before I call y'all out for the frauds you are! Mnapenda ku-overrate stuff sana btw!😭😂

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@onesmuswalker_

14 days

That was a chess move from Riggy G's legal team. As "Rigathi Gachagua" likes to say, he isn't that smart, neither is he that stupid. #DeputyPresident

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@onesmuswalker_

26 days

Chelsea struggling against a 10 men Nottingham side? I was wondering when these bums would show up! They are baaaaaaack!😂✊ #CHENFO || Sancho || Nkunku

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

1 month

Marcus Rashford, you rude rude boy!😭🔥 #GGMU || #ManUtd

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

15 days

He really is a clown, isn't he?🤡😂

Morara Kebaso

@MoraraKebasoSnr

15 days

One young man says he will not be attending an event and the whole internet erupts. Why?

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@onesmuswalker_

9 months

"Kimathi Street" 💀😂

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@onesmuswalker_

9 months

@Ziyechman @UUbanaese41137 Instant follow back @Ziyechman and @OnesmusWalker

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@onesmuswalker_

1 month

The influx of Burundians hawking peanuts in Kenyan streets is sad by miles. The depth of economic despair in their homeland is tragic. If such marginal opportunities are considered greener pastures or ē beacon of better prospects, the crisis runs deeper than we can fathom. #Uhuru

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

7 days

When she pisses you off then pulls that twisted reverse psychology on you, makes it look like it's your fault, and now you're the one supposed to apologize your ass? Females!!!😭😂

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

2 months

Haha... I've been wondering niaje couples waliamka 5am leo, kumbe Java House wanauza coffee 25 bob😭😂... Anyways, who am I to judge!

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Jimmy Wanjigi has done a tremendous job on the Odious debt saga civic education. Hii hata @karennyamunbo atashika! "Yvonne Okwara"

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

20 days

@polo_kimanii Buana hawa wasichana wanatuona kama matako yao!😂🚮

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

21 days

Fridays jioni huwa tuna-confirm kama mteja anapatikana, kama ako kwa yule shosho yake kwenye hakunanga network, unaanza ku-scout for any decent player available on long season loan, with a buy option clause, you know, just incase they exceed your expectations.

Tasha🇰🇪

@tasha_ndei

21 days

Fridays jioni huwa mnafanya nini ?

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@onesmuswalker_

18 days

@polo_kimanii Kiawa! Mangai nikama shetani alikuwekea multibet Kijana!💀😭

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@onesmuswalker_

12 days

Get iiiiiiiiiiiiin! Vijana ya Maresca inamalizwa!😂😭

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@onesmuswalker_

12 days

Friends of Liverpool innit?... Come on you reds!😂✊

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@onesmuswalker_

9 months

@ittybittybabyy1 @DanfordReal Instant follow back @ittybittybabyy1 and @OnesmusWalker

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@onesmuswalker_

1 month

Nothing like a teary-eyed Deputy President lamenting his chilly reception while the nation burns under the weight of governance failures. His primary concern is the president’s frosty demeanor? Clearly national leadership takes a backseat to personal grievances! #DPGachaguaSpeaks

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@onesmuswalker_

19 days

@polo_kimanii Buana nimepatana na mwingine huko Githunguri amevaa Akalaa! Those tyre made sandals kama zile za Goliath! Me niliisha banah😂🔥

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

1 month

Supporting "Manchester United" now feels like punishment for supporting Man Utd in our childhood. We used to own everybody bruv, what happened to my club? Life truly comes at you fast! Sighs!

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

19 days

@georgediano You just can't hate Wamunyororo man, can you?😂

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@onesmuswalker_

20 days

@JvrSuprema80153 Buana kuna huyu dem alikam sleepover akakaa almost 24 hours hataki kuoga, buana ilibidi nimemfukuza. Who raised y'all all? 24 hrs of sex and sweat na hutaki kuingia bathroom, saizo nimepiga showers kama tatu, haha hapana.

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@onesmuswalker_

24 days

Did those Waiyaki way frauds celebrate you today? Haha... Thank you @AIRTEL_KE . #HappyCustomerServiceWeek

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@onesmuswalker_

9 months

@UTD_Anna_ @realoutstanding Instant follow back @UTD_Anna_ and @OnesmusWalker

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@onesmuswalker_

12 days

Haha...So Arsenal lost today but nobody gives a shit? That small club from London so irrelevant dawg, they can't chat to us!😭😂

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

7 months

@Fiendlyg @OnesmusWalker

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@onesmuswalker_

3 months

So gava hawana pesa ya kulipa JSS teachers but wako na pesa ya ku-design pesa mpya? Well, I guess you do really need money to make money, Haha!

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

3 months

INEOS, please get me Amrabat and "Richard Rios" ...buana they will not believe!😂🔥

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

26 days

Broke men huwa tunatusiwa na broke women kila siku.😭😂 "President William Ruto" will pay for this.

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Oya @georgediano , buana bring back the stories!😂... My TL is just not the same anymore, I get that we're very occupied fighting that corrupt thief from Sugoi, but I also need something to read you cabron, rusha hata story moja buana. Either way, #RutoMustGo ✊💯

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@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Wamunyororo tangu mtego yake huko Statehouse ikose kunasa Jakom alipotelelea kwa murima, never to be seen again!😭😂

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

8 months

@polo_kimanii Banah I really expected it to be thrilling, somehow😂

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@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Naaah bro, this joke has gone too far! Nominating those "Cabinet Secretaries" is an actual insult to the citizens! The chicken man is acting like an idiot right now, or maybe he's one!

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@onesmuswalker_

23 days

Guys, mko sure sure mnakulanga Ugali Mala willingly? That shit is so disgusting bruv, mninja hata heri ukule Ugali na Fegi!😭😂 "Rigathi Gachagua" || "Sabina Chege" || "Uhuru Kenyatta" || Erik Ten Hag"

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@onesmuswalker_

7 months

@MrRightke Chandarana Foodplus😂

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

7 months

Good evening tweeps, drop your X handles, let's follow you 🎯💯

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@onesmuswalker_

2 months

What happened to my club! I'm puking blood bruv!😭 #MUNLIV

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@onesmuswalker_

10 months

@gainsarianafans @UUbanaese41137 Instant follow back @OnesmusWalker

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@onesmuswalker_

4 months

Haha, so Kairo alitokea ground on Tuesday, akajimwagilia maji, atatupa matusi mbili tatu and in about 5 seconds boiz aka-exit crime scene? Fucking Snitch!😂😭

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Walker🇰🇪

@onesmuswalker_

6 months

In high school, I was determined to impress my crush by learning a new hobby: juggling. However, my attempts ended up with more dropped balls than successful catches. I left her laughing at my clumsy antics mahn! But hey, at least I gave it my best shot!😂 "Wafula Chebukati"

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@onesmuswalker_

5 months

Haha, leo ni Friday, kesho ni holiday, na bado tuko end month!...Talk of the perfect weekend for salaried bastards to sample your loose girlfriends! Stay strong kings!

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@onesmuswalker_

3 months

Naaah, Chelsea's transfer strategy is killing me man!😭😂... Those mfs are signing some random, "undiscovered" talents every other day! What do you think they're smoking over there, at the rotten bridge?

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@onesmuswalker_

4 months

"Everyone talking about the Earthquake and Tremors, that's how my heart shakes whenever I remember you. I miss you so much. I miss your cooking. You don't have to respond, say hi to your mum!"😂 #earthquake

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