Having a crush on a younger guy is like wanting to devour the carcass of a game animal, having a crush on an older guy is like feeling compelled to kneel while in an old silent church
It went surprisingly really well?? Id only met him at frat parties before but hes actually very sweet while sober. Also he smelled good and was nice to me
Affirm: I am normal. Crowds are no problem. Loud sounds do not bother me. Shopping malls are holy spaces. I am never overwhelmed when trying on clothes. I am a born mall rat. 222 444 ❤️
I used to have this webkinz that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
Tonight is one of those nights where I have to go to sleep at 9:30pm or else I will shoot myself in the fucking head so goodnight everybody. I love you
I love you guys all very much. I trust every single person I let follow me. I’m going to be very vulnerable for a second here and say that I might unironically have hemorrhoids.
I have a 5 star uber rating because I’m a hot blonde in a mini skirt who gets into your car drunk and smells like summer flowers in bloom. Whats not to love
I’m not posting ass on twitter but rest assured the pump goes crazy today. Halfway through writing this tweet I got scared by a car honking outside and threw up in my mouth a little