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3 years
….😭
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3 years
Airdropping a fake cancellation to get a better spot 😭
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@okurt_cobain
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2 months
Wait gag it
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Woah Vicky
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Consider how precious a soul must be when both God and the devil are after it.
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3 months
Awkwafina Biden omg
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I’m stuck at home with COVID, so I had the distinct misfortune of watching Donald Trump’s speech to the RNC. What the hell was he talking about?
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@okurt_cobain
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24 days
The sun is shining let’s get a matcha latte………………..,..,..
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@okurt_cobain
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3 years
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9 months
I wish clocking tea were a career option
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@okurt_cobain
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2 years
Kamala Harris sentences
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3 months
KEEP HER OUT OF OUR FAMILY ARE YOU CRAZY @lorde
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Lorde via Instagram Stories — facetiming Gracie Abrams. “Baby g”
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@okurt_cobain
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11 months
making your way home from a night out where you said everything correct & normally all night
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@okurt_cobain
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4 months
I was wondering why it’s been so quiet around here lately
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7 months
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Reveal yourselves.
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@okurt_cobain
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1 year
Max and Ruby Ruby and max
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@okurt_cobain
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8 months
peed in my dream but not in real life
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@okurt_cobain
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2 years
Since y’all wanna be cxnts to Apple Music
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2 years
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@okurt_cobain
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3 months
he’s kind of the hottest actor that ever lived am i alone in feeling this
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@okurt_cobain
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@okurt_cobain
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3 years
This is what living in California’s like
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@okurt_cobain
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10 months
normal sugar consumption & positive life choices resume tomorrow
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@okurt_cobain
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4 years
UC students
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2 years
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@okurt_cobain
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3 months
what getting classified as a twink during an online dragging feels like
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@okurt_cobain
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4 years
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@okurt_cobain
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1 year
“Rene Rapp” y’all will make up any person to distract from Addison Rae I’m crying
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@okurt_cobain
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1 year
Is this an Ariana madix NYC pride mural
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@okurt_cobain
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1 month
Lowkey don’t like when my sister posts my nephews hanging out with khia children on her story
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@okurt_cobain
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3 years
@transparentivy naw we got declined a bunch 😭 nobody was playing around with Megan but we were already pretty close up there wasn’t anywhere to go really
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@okurt_cobain
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1 year
Joked to boyfriend that there was a Whataburger opening in LA and he just did exactly this
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1 year
No bc I understand exactly what she meant
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@okurt_cobain
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3 years
the real kelsey
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9 months
how did they get it to say it at the same exact pace and timing…..,,:.,,’
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4 months
I can’t believe we’ve let “yap” “yapping” “yapper” go on this long, the heckin pupper of the 2020’s
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@okurt_cobain
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4 months
even the Gingriches had to stan omg
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Birthday festivities at Gingrich 360! 🎉
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3 years
frankincense and myrrh
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11 months
If I saw her out in public I would legit think someone’s baby crawled out of their stroller omfg
@XtinaFansGlobal
🌎 FANS - Christina Aguilera
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New video from Australia promoting #MenuLog 🫶 @xtina
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2 years
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@okurt_cobain
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15 days
swallowed a fly but im at peace with it
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10 months
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2 years
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@okurt_cobain
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2 months
president with WHO
@Ikennect
I am Ken
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The Democrats proved anyone can become President with Dementia Joe. Now they are pushing to see how low we'll allow them to go.
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9 months
Every choice I’ve made has led me to this exact point in life & I have no one else to blame for any displeasures I have with the state of my life
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1 year
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1 year
how do i mute this photo from my timeline and never see it again
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@okurt_cobain
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2 years
*on the main stage of drag race* RuPaul: Ethel Cain is here! Ethel, how’s your neighbors brother? Ethel: Well Ru, last I heard he was in a big, pink, furry box! *winks* *both laugh*
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3 years
Donatella😭
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1 year
Just remembered i can make grilled cheeses
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@okurt_cobain
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4 years
If two kids go up to you on UCLA campus and ask you to try their hand sanitizer for their science class it is NOT hand sanitizer. It’s like poop water or something just say no.
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1 year
Korea, seoul
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4 months
@speckvoices the album came out almost two full months after tay’s 😭 is taylor owed extra random ass weeks at number one
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2 years
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@okurt_cobain
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6 months
@jackjack_o please help me
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1 year
This gorgeous vibe
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1 year
Me to random people on the sidewalk after spending 3 hours at the natural wine bar
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1 year
I hate gay people what do you mean you’re being Marysol Patton for Halloween
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2 years
this Tyra banks HAIM interview??? 😭
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@okurt_cobain
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8 months
yes exactly how incredible and what a blessing
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when u chilling and remember one day you’ll be 40
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2 years
put. the .5 group selfie. down.
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3 years
Ripping you’re mask of like you just preformed sugary >>
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2 years
We have to admit as a society that blacking out is pretty cool. Like finding out about things YOU did is actually so cool
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3 years
@Gandilf_the_Gay this was taken today! they’re open in LA
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@okurt_cobain
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10 months
cleaned house, ate a salad, reading my book 2024 bring it on
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3 years
🧡
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10 months
@jenni__tolls
Jenni Tolls 🎱
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If your name is Mark and you take high school calculus in Brooklyn your teacher is grading your test on the D train and you got a 6/42, dumbass
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6 months
ate one of my last Chromatica Oreos this morning and now im down to 3
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3 years
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I’m sure there was a good reason
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2 years
Uber driver is lowkey hydroplaning ttps://twitter.com/screwyoumegn/status/1613928613258362880/video/1
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1 year
My aunts building door code is “2” 😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
Jesus when the disciples watched him get nailed to the cross
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2 years
Never coming out to my parents again
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1 year
Can’t imagine anything more healing right now than walking somewhere to get 1-on-1 drinks with a friend and we laugh & chat for hours
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2 months
charli: hi madison:
@madisonchart
Madison Beer Charts
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Madison Beer uproots Charli xcx and her recent success with her cultural album ‘brat’: — “But people don't even fucking know that she's been making music for so long. I saw someone on TikTok the other day that was like, 'Oh my God, this new artist Charli XCX. How did y'all not
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What the LA vs NYC conversation is missing is that LA is really only meant to be lived in not visited, and that’s okay 🎀 not everyone needs to understand the magic
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5 months
I feel so close to you right now it’s a force field @MikeFaist
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2 years
why would my mom say this shejjkdjdkg
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3 years
🩰🪱
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2 years
Reminiscing on American history
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3 years
Hmmmm… let’s promote JANET!
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1 year
Intern is still stuck at burning man
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@homeofsexuals oh Subversivety
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1 year
4/20 on 9/11 this year???
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10 months
coworker told me he thinks i would love Matteo Lane’s comedy
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Tried moving over for the ambulance and I guess I blocked the path they wanted to go
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2 years
They were wet from swimming in the chaperone lake
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2 years
who said boys with green eyes and curly hair can’t graduate from the #1 public university with a B.S. in Environmental Science & two minors in Music Industry and Geography 🤷🏼‍♂️
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1 year
Look at you Boy I invented you
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1 year
Half a year with baby 💜
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4 years
telling the song to “shut up” right before you skip it >>>
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1 year
I HAD A VISION OF LOVE 🎙️
@mizuiroazul
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2 years
This was so queenlike like she’s literally Mary-anne
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3 years
talking to a boy with only 400 followers PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE THE ONE.
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5 months
featuring a Canadian environmental activist
@spotify_data
Spotify Daily Data
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A remix of ‘Fortnight’ by @taylorswift13 and @PostMalone featuring a Canadian environmental activist @blond_ish is now available on Spotify.
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6 months
turkey’s national anthem
@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
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The first word of each national anthem in Europe
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3 years
YALL WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHO SAT NEXT TO ME AT MY WORKOUT CLASS THIS MORNING.
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3 years
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4 months
and that’s where it stands
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2 years
you were all foaming at the mouth for a woman to be deemed socially acceptable of public humiliation to unleash all of the hatred you have for women and the tiny glimmer of justice victims of abuse saw over the short course of metoo. it’s so glaringly obvious
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There’s always OnlyFans @realamberheard
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3 years
When you and your when someone with facts
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