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@oka_byee
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2 years
Eid Mubarak 😶‍🌫️
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@oka_byee
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3 years
boy do i have a religion for you
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@oka_byee
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3 years
i be like 'idc' then get an anxiety attack
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I wish prawns were bigger. Like fish sized coz they taste phenomenal 😭
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@oka_byee
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3 years
just saw 2 kids get 135is for passing matric my parents didn't even hug me 🙂
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I was 8.
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@oka_byee
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3 years
Eid Mubarak ❤
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Cyril said kissing is Wrong haraaaam Evil
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@oka_byee
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4 years
None of us fucking deserved it.
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Let me help you understand what that privacy update on whatsapp means 🧵
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Fuck it imma name my child A² + B² = C² pronounced Pythagoras
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@oka_byee
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3 years
generational wealth must be nice
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Finding only one person attractive is when the clownery starts
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@oka_byee
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5 years
PLEASE PLEASE MAKE DUA FOR THE HEALTH OF MY MOTHER Any small dua is very appreciated
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@oka_byee
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1 year
YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING Someone stole the jibbits from my crocs at the masjid 😭😭
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Just found out you have to speak to girls to actually have a gf? Astagfirullah I ain't doing that
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Relationships should be 50/50 She chooses the colors and I buy her the scarfs
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@oka_byee
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1 year
i love it
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@oka_byee
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1 year
the outfits i got us made for the barbie movie are so cute I can't wait
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I am the guy from the maths textbook
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@oka_byee
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10 months
He can't bat either
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10 months
Temba Bavuma cannot see.
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@oka_byee
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4 years
People wiping Cyrils lip is the most unfunny thing I've seen all year
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Eid Mubarak you cows ❤
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Hello! I'm here to remind you that Eid is next week Good bye
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@oka_byee
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3 years
Simba and I are best mates
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@oka_byee
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4 years
My beloved Grandmother has passed away. Please remember her and all the marhumeen in your duas. إِنَّا لِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ
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@oka_byee
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3 years
i am dyingggg 😭
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Imagine being 20 and looking at a 15 yo sexually. Are you mad?
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@oka_byee
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3 years
gorgeous gorgeous people don't wish ill on others
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@oka_byee
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4 years
These were definitely not taken in a moving vehicle
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@oka_byee
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2 years
jhb can be pretty
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@oka_byee
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11 months
DECEMBER STARTS TODAY FELLOW SOUTH AFRICANS
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@oka_byee
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4 years
The privilege we have of being born Muslim is truly taken for granted by most of us
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This American brother who just converted to Islam recently was found in the corner of the Masjid trying his best to learn how to pray with a piece of paper in front of him. Ma sha Allah May Allah keep him steadfast on Islam. Ameen
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@oka_byee
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3 years
if you're not obsessed w me I don't want it
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I'm actually a crackhead
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I was attacked by my 4 yo cousin straight after these
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Moment of silence for any girl who didn't do the dont rush challenge coz she don't have friends
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@oka_byee
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3 years
30th of December I've had like 4 days of happiness this year
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@oka_byee
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3 years
i can't wait to watch her grow 🥺
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Is there a memon Vogue I can work for?
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3 years
I'm 21 now I guess
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@oka_byee
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3 years
Anyway Eid Mubarak ❤
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@oka_byee
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3 years
Shut up The only correct samoosa is mince
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I did a thing in my snack filled room 👍
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@oka_byee
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3 years
oh to dance with someone in the rain in an empty parking lot to romantic bollywood music
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I wanna see you in slow motion
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@oka_byee
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4 years
So whack how you always end up falling for the ones you can't have
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Idk why so many of y'all are single? Just find a partner bro damn
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@oka_byee
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4 years
All you Indian girls better not forget to take your iron tablets
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@oka_byee
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3 years
My sister got 14 Distinctions 😭❤ everyone say MashAllah rn
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@oka_byee
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4 years
She hasn't wished me Boyfriends day coz she thinks I'm her husband right? 😔
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@oka_byee
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3 years
@CEOofCommentary in Islam you get buried by being covered in a single piece of cloth. it's called your 'kafan'. sounds similar to coffin but there's no need for one
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4 years
Wait you guys actually have online friends who want to meet you?
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4 years
Tl asleep? I just wanna love the fuck out of someone
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Unfollowed all the irrelevent and unactive girls, if I'm still following you, you are now my girlfriend
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4 years
I need a pet so I can hug it and cry
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Someone tell these lyties adding Allahs name with celebrities isn't funny
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@oka_byee
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3 years
yeah no my barber did me nice
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@oka_byee
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4 years
My android kinda snapped
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Boomer clown🎈
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3 years
ghosting is so bottom tier don't do that shit
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Imagine you get married and have to explain every joke you make to your wife Yoh I'd die
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@oka_byee
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3 years
everyone I've ever loved has left it fucking hurts man
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Apparently my mom kept every flower, every letter my dad ever gave her when they dated So like expectations have been raised
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4 years
I wanna hug you so tight we both forget the world exists
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2 years
everyone has a nervous system but i have the most nervous system
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@oka_byee
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4 years
The next crush I have better like me back coz I'm sick of this shit
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Just a not so thicc sad boii :) Inspo: @ikhankapture
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Did it for my mutuals 🤝😂
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4 years
Pls how are you ever to meant to choose one
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@oka_byee
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5 years
Brown parents don't allow you to do anything and then constantly tell you that you've achieved nothing in life
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@oka_byee
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3 years
DUDE how have I changed so much over the years its wild 💀
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@oka_byee
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3 years
felt cute
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@oka_byee
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4 years
A child
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@oka_byee
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4 years
I'd make jokes but the matric year is already one 🥴
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@oka_byee
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5 years
Baby: *crying* Priyanka: Whenever you're done venting
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Baby: *poops* Priyanka: don’t embarrasses yourself sis
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@oka_byee
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3 years
realising how embarrassing you are when you like someone is also so embarrassing
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Joburg boys be like Yeah I know a place and take you to rosebank rooftop
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@oka_byee
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4 years
It was all fun and games till these 2020 accounts started tweeting about Hassan
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4 years
I ain't seen a more fuckboy of a Sheep He posed and everything 😂
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4 years
I've never let it bring me down. It haz always guided me into knowing what my responsibility as a man is. What I shouldn't do. If as a man all of this isn't waking up your morality you need to seriously self reflect.
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4 years
When I see some of these tweets I feel sad coz there's no reason to be this uneducated in 2020
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4 years
Alhumdullilah after all the depression anxiety the shit show this year has been I PASSED SECOND YEAR AND 1 FAILED MODULE FROM LAST YEAR WITH DISTINCTIONS
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3 years
hopin' for a good time
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3 years
this is my idc how i look jacket
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'im in the middle of Africa' has pissed me off sm auj
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4 years
I'm tired of seeing this
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4 years
Body shaming has never been funny and never will be
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I want mochachos :(
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3 years
Eid without my nani? Just cancel the whole thing
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4 years
What happens if you slam your door after an argument in a brown household
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Seeing my friends, that I hung out with every day, not say a single thing about blm has me really shocked
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4 years
Bored in the house
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@oka_byee
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3 years
Jummah Mubarakk 🤌
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@oka_byee
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4 years
Lmao your matric jackets finna look like league jackets 😭 20/21
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@oka_byee
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4 years
There is nothing fucking stunning about this. People have died. Explosions and attacks are not a sight to behold.
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3 years
@CEOofCommentary that's definitely a reason. but it's also about realising that you leave this world with nothing just as you came into it with nothing
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4 years
Truly poes klapped by puberty 👋😂
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