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Prada, darling.

Like the wind, everywhere.
Joined March 2018
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@oizx_
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9 months
Rabbi innee lima anzalta ilayya min khairin faqir
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@oizx_
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4 years
Happy birthday to the Queen. The stars will forever shine for you.
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4 years
@jimayesha @donfettz Talmabout we both have our individual life to live 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 might as well leave me, let's be living individual lives now
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@oizx_
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5 years
ejaculatte...
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Man accused of ejaculating in his boss’ coffee everyday for 4 years – World News Daily Report
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@oizx_
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5 years
Without my glasses, this is what I see. Because I have a brain, I recognize that it's a zebra, it's just not clear at all. So take your 2 fingers from my nose asking if I can see them. & except I've registered your voice, when I'm w/o my aids, I don't know who tf you are.
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@oizx_
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5 years
Started writing my book👏🏽 Made moves for my blog👏🏽 Completed my 19th year bucket list👏🏽. Got mentally ready for school 😭😪. Got important 'congratulations' mails❤️. My September was way better than August. October would definitely be better. Welcome to our best month, yet🎉.
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@oizx_
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4 years
Hi! I need your help. I'm currently writing an article on how the current ASUU strike has affected the mental health of students. If you're willing to speak about how it has affected your mental health, please send it to me simbiahshuaib @gmail .com Or DM me #EndASUUStrike Pls RT
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@oizx_
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6 years
Some people snap cloud and tree with iPhones and suddenly think they're professional photographers 😂
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MR. OFOSUWARE 📸
6 years
Oje wa ka eng (Photography version)
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3 years
Some screens from a project I recently completed and really liked🥂
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5 years
I detest this, if we don't have a thing going on.
@OgbeniDipo
Dr Dípò Awójídé
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Don’t call strangers or acquaintances baby. No one is your baby. Behave yourself.
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4 years
students are tweeting #EndASUUStrike . I promise you, it's not normal. You'll fight for your life, fight to get an education, fight to stay sane, fight to get job, fight for this fight for that. None of that is normal. None.
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4 years
Walahi talai sumabillahi lazi illahuwa, Nigeria is a very useless place
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@oizx_
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5 years
This thread is quite random. Just trying to tell y'all to stop castigating people that need visual aids. I'm giving all my love to visually challenged people like me today. To everyone who has been courageous enough to use glasses. To everyone who needs a little more courage.
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@oizx_
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4 years
Clubbing
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4 years
The student in me : Papillary muscles & chordae tendinae. In reality : Entanglement.
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4 years
This strike has affected the mental health of students and it's highly unfortunate that it doesn't look like there's going to be an end in sight. Neither will anything be done about our health. Okay #EndAsuuStrikeNow
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5 years
I have a bit of time....
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5 years
Idk what this is but the arrangement? Maddd 🔥
@Mrtybaba
Temitayo Chinonso $BUBBLE
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Sco pa tu ma naa
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@oizx_
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4 years
Walahi talai sumabillahi lazi illahuwa, Nigeria is a very useless place
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@oizx_
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5 years
Today, I'm grateful for Islam. My biggest blessing is being born a Muslim. An honor. Islam is perfect. I'm an imperfect Muslim. Nonetheless, Allah's (swt) love has been unending. His mercy, undeserved. His protection, unlimited. The "Be & it shall Be" 🙇🏾 Day 18 #20to20
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5 years
Rediscovering my voice.
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4 years
"Wahala for who no dey private university"
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5 years
People should actually start introducing themselves like : Hello, I'm XY, & I'm AS. Oh, HI XY, I'm XX & I'm AA. Life would become a little less complicated.
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@oizx_
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4 years
'YoU jUsT fOrgOt aBouT mE' yes I forgot about you. please leave me. 😑
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@oizx_
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4 years
“Doctors of these days have so much audacity. how are you a doctor & you're dancing like this? you're being happy when you've not found the cure to COVID-19? my great great grandmother who was a doctor must be rolling in her grave”
@drpenking
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Something to spice up your day. Nigerian Medical Association is not like Airforce & Army & Police who detain their Staff for being happy so:
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@oizx_
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5 years
Personally, I don't take being called skinny to heart. Because well, that's what I obviously am. Where we gon have a problem is when you start prescribing drugs for me or food timetables. What are you trying to yarn sweetie? I could feed you. Keep your love to yourself.
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5 years
Sleeping with lights on is terrorist behavior 😤
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@oizx_
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4 years
Leaving a toxic relationship is tough asf. It's never so easy. Sending strength and love to women who need to leave 💜
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5 years
@d_a_y_o_m_i @kamihek_ @cheeka_tcd Do not ever disrespect burnt dodo like this.
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@oizx_
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5 years
Today by 6pm, in a community of brilliant minds, Myself and @king_govo would be commemorating world contraception day in our own little way.
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@oizx_
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5 years
Sad? No. Excited? So much. Happy? Damn yes Anxious? Yes lol. 19 was a total Rollercoaster & I'm leaving it, a better woman❤️
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@oizx_
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4 years
my parents definitely deserve the world & Jannah, & in shaa Allah, they'll both get it.
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@oizx_
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4 years
+2347017696673 call this number,he’s selling bag of rice for 2k if he refuses to sell to you, abuse him.
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4 years
"sometime last year, I was a medical student. ASUU said they're not doing again" Nigerians 😭
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@oizx_
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4 years
There are people going into Ramadan without an idea of what would be for sahur, or iftaar. Just vibes and in shaa Allah. Please extend a helping hand. May Allah make it easy for us all and grant us His blessings and mercy ❤️
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5 years
God keep my parents safe. Please.
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4 years
Carpe Diem is a solid 10. @Olamide ❤️❤️❤️
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@oizx_
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4 years
I'm sending my love and prayers to those at the Frontlines 💜. Those putting their lives on the line to curtail this pandemic 💜. Those infected already, 💜. Those worried they might be💜, God bless you. You're in my thoughts and prayers 💜. You're our heroes 👏🏽
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@oizx_
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4 years
@TheFavoredWoman Yes. I mean, I've met myself
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4 years
omo. I'm fine like a thousand people. Stupefyingly beautiful. kpk 😍
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@oizx_
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3 years
When I started work here, a colleague did something interesting. He asked me whether I understood Autolayouts, I replied in the affirmative. He proceeded to ask me to explain it to him. My first disclaimer was-
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@oizx_
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4 years
I'm a really stunning woman. Gaddemit
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@oizx_
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5 years
Isn't this a earring and a key holder? Tf.
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5 years
Shout out to all of us tweeting about #MBBSJOURNEY , and we have exams in less than 11 days. 😥Bye bye.
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4 years
Your mental health is intimately connected to your physical health. Too intimate to be ignored. Take care of yourself ❤️
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@oizx_
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5 years
Hello @joeboyofficial , my medical student association @IlumsaIlorin houses your biggest fans 🔥. We would love to have you perform at our dinner in December. How many RTs to make that happen? Please dear😭 @joeboyofficial @joeboyofficial @joeboyofficial
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@oizx_
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4 years
As you're donating for Erica, please spare a little for the lives of the mothers @MACHinitiative wants to touch 😢. Please donate any amount you can.
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5 years
Love yourself a little harder. Protect your peace more fiercely. Smile a little wider. Dance with more abandon. If you're ever struggling with anything, I'm giving you all my love.x
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@oizx_
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4 years
This day last year, I started talking to someone who is now an important part of my life. That same day, someone else made me incredibly sad and I cried very hard. Today, I'm in a much better place. 💃🏾 The growth has been incredibly humbling and filled with love. Alhamdulillah
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5 years
If you don't earn much, there's no need to save money. Don't deny yourself basic stuff, just to save what you don't have. Well, except you're saving for a course or something that helps your personal development. Chop the life of your head abeg.
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@oizx_
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5 years
My cuz just got back from Lagos. I've not finished hailing a cab when she started running after the cab and left me behind 😂. The Lagos life is traumatic Chill abeg, you're in a saner clime. The cab man will wait.
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@oizx_
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4 years
I don't understand why you can't use a Nigerian to act a Nigerian's role. Why use black people who aren't Nigerians that would come and start speaking with a very annoying accent that no Nigerian has?
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5 years
Beats me how you're an adult & you won't know your genotype, Blood group, even HIV status. Just hide your face & get checked first. 😒
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4 years
Alhamdulillah 💕 for the successful completion of Ramadan. May Allah accept all of our dua, heal the Ummah, forgive us of our shortcomings and accept the fasts as acts of Ibaadah. Ameen.
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5 years
Eid is tomorrow 🎊❤️. Oh Dear Ramadan, the lessons learnt. The gifts you gave me, the pains you took away. The healings😭. You gave me the most memorable experience, ma shaa Allah. You're engraved in my heart, in gold forever! Alhamdulillah robbil alamin😢❤️
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@oizx_
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5 years
Contraception, plainly, is any method used to prevent pregnancy. There are different methods which work in different ways. Some methods are more effective than others. #TakeCharge #WorldContraceptionDay Thread.
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@oizx_
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5 years
Today, I'm grateful for the exemplary life Prof led. I woke up to the news of his DEMISE & it felt like a bomb detonated in my chest. I kept hearing his voice, "my daughter, just be diligent and dedicated, BCM isn't hard at all". Beyond a lecturer, he was a father figure. 😔😔
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5 years
Do we even have an emergency number in Nigeria? Do we believe emergencies can happen at any damn time? Ohh, I forgot we have God and it is not our portion.
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@oizx_
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4 years
Shout out to the person that started this trend. I've laughed too hard.
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@oizx_
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4 years
This year was unbelievably amazing for me. Alhamdulillah. Got plentyyyyyyy of wins. Just couldn't bear to share because of how terrible the year has been on a larger scale. Alhamdulillah ✨❤️.
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5 years
Please stop saying any color is the new black. Orange is not any new black. Orange is orange Black is black and no color can black more than black. So please.
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4 years
These ones think they're sleek. GCFR bad boy wants to use the army on us. But we pinnnnn #EndSARS
@Postsubman
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- Nigerian Army sets to commence Exercise “Crocodile Smile” nationwide.
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5 years
These mornings are so colddd. Hard to wake up to perform ablution😩
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Lmaooo imagine marrying a man that cannot cook, what will I be eating?
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@oizx_
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4 years
At the end, Intentional Love is still one of the most beautiful things that'll ever happen. The feeling is surreal 💜
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@oizx_
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5 years
I wrote a little summary of how 19was. Here's to 20. 🥂 Spare me some 60 seconds and read 👇🏾 TwentyToTwenty💥
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5 years
#MBBSJOURNEY Lecturer asks me a question Me: I don't know sir Lecturer : Call one of your friends to help you out *Friend answers the question wrongly, he calls another friend who also answers wrongly. Lecturer :class rep, are these the kind of friends you keep?
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@oizx_
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6 years
No dear, I'm not a slay queen, I'm in school, reading my books.
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4 years
I need 200 RTs 😭❤️❤️Pls RT 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Its a range, to your taste. Pocket friendly 🤝
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Thinking about the different faculties & their departments in University of Ilorin, @IlumsaIlorin is honestly the topmost. There's evidence. Mention the aspect, we're definitely leading. We're like an entire university on our own
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Your letter is what has given me the motivation to stop ignoring the actual work I had to do, under the guise of 'research'. Now I'm almost done. Made time to come tweet this. Thank you @Mochievous 💜 #LettersFromMoe
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Congratulations to the Unilorin class of 2019. It's not easy but you did it 🙌🏾 You'll find favour as you go into the labour market 💐❤️ #UnilorinClass19
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4 years
if he hits you once, he will hit you again. If he likes, let him beg you with his life and destiny, find strength and leave😔. I don't imagine it'll be easy, but please
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My name isn't hard. At all. If you can't call 'Simbiah' or 'Simbiat' , Stick to 'Simbi' - you sha went to primary school. And stop asking after Ali. My own Simbi doesn't know him abeg. Plus that line is super dry now. Fix up
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4 years
NCDC has stopped sending me texts. Men 🤝 inconsistency
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3 years
It's really how people have normalised taking weed for me. God safe us
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@oizx_
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4 years
Thank you for taking time out to wish me well ❤️. Got a lot of gifts yesterday plus every time my phone rang, it was an alert😭❤️. Thank you for showing me so much Love. I do not take it for granted. God bless you guys.
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@_____AYO_____ @ToluComms @JajaPhD Point is, whatever your goal is, it is valid. Don't be pressured
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“Our prime purpose in life is to help people. And if we cannot help them, at the very least, don't hurt them.”
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May Nigerians win this #EndSARS fight.
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I'm very grateful for my parents. Always coming through ✈
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Like government , like citizens. This is bottom barrel behavior. You have looted and destroyed private businesses. Some of these places may never even recover 'cos the damage is massive. There's no sugar-coating anything. You people are THIEVES.
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@oizx_
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3 years
I’m excited to continue my tech journey with these rockstar🌟 #WTBootcampCohort4
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@oizx_
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4 years
I hope you're truly happy. Like actually happy and you're not just putting on a show. I hope you don't let the pressure from every angle get to you. I hope you know that na when you wake up be your morning. You're right on time. 🥺❤️
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I honestly don't understand how you that you're married would see a girl of my age, old enough to comfortably be your daughter and decide that okay o - help me scatter my home because I can't sleep w/o dreaming of you. Is it soak away you're sniffing, sir?
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@oizx_
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4 years
You have brought so much joy, light and love into my life. I Love you in ways I did not know I was capable of. You're a super selfless, sweet and supportive sister. I hope I'm able to be as much of a good friend to you as you are to me. Happy birthday baby. 💜💜💜
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“Which of the favors of your Lord can you deny?” omo. None. Alhamdulillah
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Yoruba people and their entitled obsession with greetings. Maybe you people should shift 😒
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Para that is an albino, Paraffin
@KnightQudus
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Para that is sweet, Parago.
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@oizx_
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This mail took my day from 10 to 100000. 💕. I don't know what you're hoping for, but I hope you get it, dear anyone seeing this❣️.
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5 years
As you're coming into Ilorin, please come days before whatever social event you want to attend, isolate yourself first. Don't come from Lagos and just jump into the crowd here. Please.
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5 years
We're meeting for the first time and you've turned my name to "Simbiyatu" Must be madness.
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@oizx_
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4 years
Good morning FG & ASUU. I JUST WANT TO SAY FUCK YOU. I'M MOVING ON WITH MY LIFE.x
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@oizx_
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Good morning. LOSE : fail to keep, cease to have, physically or in an abstract sense. E.g; may you never lose your wonder/grace/charm LOOSE : grant freedom, become less tight, without restraint, not affixed e.g ; my skirt is very loose. I hope this helps.
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Now that they are segregating college, both places would now be individually dead-er. Sigh
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Governors Seyi Makinde (Oyo) & Abdulrahman (Kwara) have been really impressive!
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People that aren't ticklish think they've made it. Go and sit down with your dead nerves 🙄
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@Oye_ken @Elder_Adeolu @Lamar26_ aight that's where we draw the line. Em? Lmao pls
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@adamugarba @NaijaFlyingDr The confidence of this clownery is actually amazing.
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At the end of the day, people have battles they don't speak about. It won't cost anything to either be kind or leave them alone.
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One strength I possess is the ability to remain calm even in the face of storms. I'm calculating moves, but totally outwardly calm and unaffected. Sees me through every trouble effectively.
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