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Bradford, England
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@ohnoitsroland
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starting the week strong 🫡
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My bf said “I’d bottom but idk if the pain is worth it” and I deadass was like “what pain?” 💀
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this is how loosing your virginity feels
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seeing people hate on this gave me whiplash because I am literally the opposite, I worship chests like this
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he wanted a soft launch
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😋
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@ohnoitsroland
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photosynthesising
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@ohnoitsroland
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have you considered this?
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Zelda Aurora Jeanne Gabriel
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Men. Do. Not. Have. Breasts.
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one year
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@ohnoitsroland
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Right after a boy told me for the first time ever I was hot
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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@NicolaSturgeon
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Step one complete ✔️ 🚘
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@ohnoitsroland
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Bf keeps saying I’d look hot in a speedo every 5 mins ever since he found out I’ve never worn one
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@brokebackstan @jonathanarn_ English language is constantly evolving and currently it’s getting yassified
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this is the skin of a killer bella
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@D_incredibleAJ
AJ Your GIFs & Threads Pusher
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🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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@ohnoitsroland
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Still got bed head at 3pm
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Angery
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Getting my ass ate on a consistent basis has made me inconsolably jolly
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oh yeah came out to my mother finally at the ripe old age of 25 🙃
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I wish, but god made me a hungry little bottom and that’s my cross to bear 😔💔
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An*l S*x is overrated. There, I said it.
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@ohnoitsroland
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March 2020 vs March 2023 Same mirror, different twink
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Fresh trim ✂️
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hard launching for the boyfriend day 😊
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hair decided to switch it up on its own this morning
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@Freduccini No you don’t understand, the gasp I let out shook me to my core
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Need a boy to give these to
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@aimeeel94696062 @sweetsones @thesashaprofit The comment William made is based around a stereotype that black women provoke some sort of sexual deviance from white men. The stereotype comes from the time mixed race relationships were shunned.
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Bestie’s mirror was serving
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✂️
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@heaven_toniight She’s our modern day Shakespeare
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@urpalbeth Holy shit so many men literally don’t understand what astrology is and how it works but decide to completely shit on it lmao
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tired boy
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There’s a line between poking fun at white gays for their privilege and being a nasty homophobe. And it seems that to too many of y’all that line is blurred
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i'm gonna say it... and some of y'all might get mad at me... but r tweets like these kinda not JUST homophobia
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@SomaticCucumber @heauxrgeoisie These lana album titles are getting out of control
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😴
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me and some bridge
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The only piece of unconditional love I’ve felt recently
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A rare sight of me with a bevvy
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Wind is pissing off my hair so it’s officially time for a trim
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Quote with a photo of you someone else has taken. Selfies are not allowed
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@chihirosbeard
lewis
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Quote with a photo of you someone else has taken. Selfies are not allowed 🚫 Believe it or not I’m 5’10”
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btw my man is similarly hairy and falling asleep on his chest felt like heaven ☺️
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☀️
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jimbo
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26!
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Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’9 Zodiac: Capricorn Smoke: nope Tattoos: 1 :( Piercings: just the ears so technically 2 Favourite colour: magenta/fuchsia pink Favourite drink: ice tea
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I am a people pleaser because of my empathy and there’s not much I can do to stop that
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Most painful realization about yourself?
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@plusdemoney i’ll keep saying this but her voice is meant for cinematic orchestral music, hence why honeymoon was superior because she finally leant into it
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@dontblamelucas Alas, I fear it failed because it was way too short. Charli shot herself in the foot by succumbing to the short radio single formula
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these ate I’m sorry
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@JSillybone
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EVERYONE INCLUDED ::: What is YOUR fav image of YOU from 2023 so far???
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One last mop pic
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Snow on the beach
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mondays, amiright?
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jim
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for the first time in my life I think I’m into someone who’s equally into me and I don’t want it to end
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Interview-core
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finally had the guts to tell him I love him 🥰
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stopped shaving and got a bit deranged but that’s pretty much it
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What y’all looked like when y’all was 18 vs. now?
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I just like how my hair is now
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@WillowPillQueen We need to go back to making fun queer art instead of just content.
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I’m not kidding this is the only record of me that year that I could find
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Dess💕 🫶🏾
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Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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being a sub lol
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This is anti beefy men propaganda and I do not stand for this
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THE Last Drop 
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@erodazayn @plantbboi @avrilthekween @faisamilli @emamma_mia When will people learn that you can’t accuse people with things like blackface without doing any research
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Me vs the Pokémon I think I am
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@ChrisETeigen
Chris E. Teigen
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Me vs the Pokémon I think I am
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Me being a whore
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@urpalbeth To folks still not getting it, astrology isn’t about the planets, it’s about social and psychological patterns that are cyclical, the planets and stars are just a way to measure them
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Walked for an hour to look at a bridge
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If it’s blue monday then why am I thriving? 🤔
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@slaybyyoda just go pee then come back for free head lol
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Seeing people deliberately inflicting pain on children (even if done relatively harmlessly) awakens a primal kind of anger in me for some reason
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The way social media makes people do crazy shit like this to their children… we are so detached man
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He big
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😊
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it’s thunder outside, I’m sat in my undies in the living room while my bf is cooking us dinner 🥹🥹 ❤️
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Tell me about it
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realised last minute I had nothing to wear so just went back to black
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ngl, following hot boys and them quickly following back is such an ego boost
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@LDRCRAVE Girl, don’t give me flashbacks
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@MoiraDonegan If this is insulting to your perception of motherhood I feel sorry for you
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it went well, she’s the only member of the family I want to know about it and she said the typical stuff about loving me regardless of anything 😌
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Being in a relationship really opened my eyes to how attraction works because I still go awooga at a hot guy but if I see my man shirtless it’s like seeing a god
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@witti_indi My bestie is a scorpio sun and moon and she is the most sensitive and gentle person I know. She just hates to put it on display.
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bf era officially ❤️
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baby // now
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Alicia Keys files trademark to launch a line of private orthopaedic clinics called “Alicia Knees”
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@PopBase
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Alicia Keys files trademark to launch a line of teas called ‘Alicia Teas.’
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brr
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like I have nothing against people taking steroids but please just be honest about it so you don’t look like a fool
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Me at 17 and then me at 29. Understand it takes consistency, sacrifices, and discipline to become your best.
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not pictured: just how much fatter my ass has gotten
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someone made this comparison once and I never have gone clean shaved since
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@yourslavicmovie
Максима Бронтё
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Which celebrities do you get compared to? brought to u by moi mama
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Loved my lil trip to 🇫🇷 Was goofing all around Paris
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still windswept
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Am I the only one who thinks this was a good release? It was a fun and camp song and it delivered
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Quarantine wasn't enough, she wanted us to actually suffer...
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@realBrentJ @casualafro @evaandheriud Those boots must taste real good
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