frankie @offscenehai Twitter profile

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

have u ever watched a story so cringe u unfollowed the person

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frankie

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6 months

valentine’s day ki namaz subha kitnay bajay hai

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1 year

every empty elevator is a missed opportunity to makeout passionately

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2 months

texted my ex

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2 months

only pakistan can fuck this up from here

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1 year

need name suggestions

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frankie

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6 months

not now babe i’m watching the elections get stolen on my apple vision pro

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frankie

@offscenehai

6 months

what if we kissed behind the election commission of pakistan voting screen

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frankie

@offscenehai

9 months

so a lums degree costs 50 lacs and 28 years now

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9 months

WHATTTTTTTT ?😭

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frankie

@offscenehai

11 months

poor guys don’t know what’s coming for them (lahori girls)

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

she was an eggspectation girl i was a quetta chai paratha guy

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1 year

i only have 2 moods

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frankie

@offscenehai

7 months

until punjab police shows up

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frankie

@offscenehai

3 months

told my dad i’m leaving home forever he said darwaza band kar kay jaana

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frankie

@offscenehai

2 months

i'm thrilled to share that i am starting a new position as a bed rotting associate at my house. really excited for this new opportunity where i will have the incredible chance to dive into both binge watching and snacking

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

what kind of hurt do u have to go through to write that on the back of a truck

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frankie

@offscenehai

2 months

now I am become graduate, the seeker of jobs

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frankie

@offscenehai

6 months

pros of 8 am class: great parking spot, nice weather, no yapping cons of 8 am class: 8 am class

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frankie

@offscenehai

3 months

being born in pakistan

Creepy.org

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3 months

What's a fate worse than death?

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

the paki in me can’t comprehend how much electricity they use out there in first world countries

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

drove all the way to bahria town to hookup with this girl and found out on the way ramadan started ruet e hilaal committee did me dirty

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

unbeatable rizz @ daraz

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frankie

@offscenehai

6 months

fuck a talking stage i call it add drop period

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6 months

bitches be crazy

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

my downfall started when i got this email

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@offscenehai

1 year

grades telling me to not worry 🥺

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

didn’t eat out for 3 months to save up for her bday present

fizzzaaaa🕷🎧🕸☆

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guys whats the most downbad thing uve ever done for someone (dont air)

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@offscenehai

1 year

i’ll have one of everything on the menu thanks

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

truly feel sorry for lumsu girls bec the ratio of hot girls to hot guys is smth like 7-1

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1 year

summer semester day 1

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@offscenehai

1 year

only in lahore

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5 months

me taking the biggest step back when someone types ha instead of hai

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1 year

thinking about the time she sent me her eid pics and i replied with a vm singing the entire afreen afreen song

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4 months

the second pandemic of our lives

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@offscenehai

4 months

we are so back

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frankie

@offscenehai

6 months

bookings are now open!!!

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@offscenehai

4 months

if smoking breaks ur fast then why not breathing lahore air

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1 month

everyone around me thinks i’ll make it one way or the other but i know for sure i won’t and that’s so scary

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@offscenehai

4 months

i may look okay but deep down i’m rehearsing what i’m gonna say when i run into the peopleoflahore2.0 aunty

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3 months

overslept and missed the last exam of my life

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1 year

realest

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4 months

finally escaped the friendzone (she got engaged)

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1 year

dating a 55 mainer caused irreversible damage to my brain

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6 months

fucked around and found out

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frankie

@offscenehai

6 months

will consider supporting pmln if said laptops are macbooks

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frankie

@offscenehai

3 months

fun fact: u can listen to taylor swift without posting about her every 5 minutes too

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frankie

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3 months

you can tell a lot about a person based on how they feel about defence raya

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1 year

LETS GOOO

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

so this girl i was crazy in love with texted me on april 1st a couple of years ago and told me that she started seeing someone which i took as an april fools prank but turned out it was true and i really felt like a bigass fool

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frankie

@offscenehai

9 months

i thought i had courage but then i saw 2 ppl making out in broad daylight @ free parking when the whole campus was filled with punjab pols

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frankie

@offscenehai

5 months

never was much of a romantic (her name was my lms password)

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

u should be able to add survived a toxic relationship to ur cv

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

the sexual tension between u and a girl ur age in alfatah grocery section

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

my biggest flex is that i have 40% off on readings

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1 year

society if readings lowered their prices

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frankie

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11 months

good bye pakistan going to dha raya phase 6

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frankie

@offscenehai

4 months

why do ppl from karachi make it their whole personality

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4 months

reject modernity embrace tradition

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3 months

consultancies giving jobs to ppl i wouldn’t even do a group project with

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frankie

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1 year

found this while going through my stuff no idea how i passed this course 💀

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frankie

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1 year

lumsu twt is 70% enrolment crying and 30% bitching about lums

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frankie

@offscenehai

6 months

thinking about the time i spent 1 week making a cute valentines basket for her with a lot of customised stuff and many small meaningful items only for her to not even take it home bec there wasn’t anything “nice” (expensive) in it

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

last eid i went to liberty just to get jhumkay for this girl and when i gave them to her she made a disgusted face and said i should’ve gotten her smth nice

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frankie

@offscenehai

1 year

she was an ihop girl i was a goga naqeebia murgh chanay guy

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4 months

hope they sight the moon today bec having a different eid than the rest of the world would be peak pick me behaviour

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1 year

i knew ppl got high at lums when they told us our o week was gonna be on roblox

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8 months

date idea: we drive around lahore and see all the new underpasses and flyovers

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1 year

bro really asked what’s marxism in a 200 lvl pol course

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11 months

all summer situationships disappearing tonight at midnight

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4 months

uber driver isn’t talking to me bec he picked me up from lums and thinks i’m a beghairat

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11 months

what to do if ur ta is someone you’ve hooked up with

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4 months

didn’t wanna feel sad about graduating so never made any friends at uni

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frankie

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4 months

baloch marginalisation is real

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4 months

I have dated a pashtun guy, a sindhi guy and I can feel that my next bf is going to be punjabi… MAIN HUN PAKISTAN

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frankie

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3 months

u ever see someone so hot u just head straight to the gym

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4 months

winter haters are u happy now?

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5 months

pakistan

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most useless thing in pakistan?

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1 year

uncles at my internship discussing what the ideal time to do it is in islam

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5 months

f*ckboy is temporary lovergirl is permanent

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4 months

eid blunt is gonna hit different

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5 months

u know the sleep was good when u slept in y axis and woke up in x

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3 months

fuck graduation blues that’s my fkn release date

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3 months

what if u got to heaven and the first thing god said was i love your outfit can u tell me what u are wearing

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6 months

can’t believe i got caught up in a fist fight outside polling station took a hit and my candidate is still losing

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1 year

cie kids this year are literally the luckiest

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3 months

hope the guy sitting alone in his car blasting ranjish hi sahi is okay

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4 months

if i was a girl i would’ve been twitter famous by now

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11 months

nothing makes me feel more bitchless than freshies getting it on at 9 am

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frankie

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4 months

pakistan: packages mall on eid day 3

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The most iconic tourist attraction: 🇨🇳 China: the Great Wall of China 🇮🇳 India: the Taj Mahal 🇫🇷 France: the Eiffel Tower 🇨🇦 Canada: Niagara Falls 🇹🇭 Thailand: Patong Beach 🇧🇷 Brazil: Christ the Redeemer, Rio de Janeiro 🇨🇺 Cuba: Old Havana 🇦🇪 United Arab Emirates: Burj Khalifa

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4 months

million dollar idea: sell car shades at phase 8 entrance

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6 months

8th feb ko mandate chori hua aur 14th feb ko date

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4 months

just found out there’s an ozempic epidemic going on in dha aunties

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6 months

she was completing a 5 year term i was a pakistani prime minister

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10 months

lums peaking for everyone while i haven’t made it out of rock bottom in 3 whole years

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4 months

saw a pretty girl and slipped from stairs

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5 months

didn’t study for a quiz only to find out it was a mid not a quiz

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6 months

so much effort to gatekeep what happened in 1971 only to make the entire country relive it

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1 year

girl if u miss karachi let me show u my aik talwaar

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5 months

kids today will never know the struggle of having cies in ramadan

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9 months

who hot-boxed lahore

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2 months

saved 40k bec poora hunza stories pay dekh lia hai

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