Itโs like a lot of people didnโt understand so let me break it down
1. Download TunnelVPN and create an account, while creating an account you may get an error, connect to another VPN and choose a country (I used France) then finish creating your account
What is an NFT?
NFT's, or Non Fungible Tokens, are unique digital assets that live on the Ethereum blockchain.
Although NFT's can be anything from digital monkey drawings to animal GIFs, Tweets, videos, movies or text.
1. Ozo is bigger than David Beckham
2. Ozo is managing the club Christian Ronaldo plays for
Me: Two own goals in one tweet
Finally, Twitter hype na wash sha
I have been doing it all wrong ๐
Get a nice old lady from Canada, marry her or plan to Marry her.
Get sponsored to the country and later divorce! Omo 3 years flexing
I just read here that if you relocate to Canada and later sponsor your partner to join you; if they divorce/leave you, you must still send the partner money for 3years from the time they got into the country. Even if the person divorces you one month after they enter Canada. Omo.
*During Maths WAEC exam*
External Invigilator: This is not ordinary school exam. I want to remind you all that you're writing WAEC and I won't tolerate cheating.
Me and my mates:
External Invigilator: Ask around about me, aside invigilating, I tear exam papers for a living.
A couple did their wedding in our church today. Things were going well until pastor asked if anyone has something to say or object, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Pastor: If anyone has something to say, please
speak now or forever hold your peace.
2021 to-do list
1- Making my first million
2- Create my YouTube channel
3- Becoming a Twitter influencer
4- Making lot of new friends
5- Getting a girlfriend
6- Snap a picture with
@shank_comics
or
@SMiTHiE___
7. Getting an iPhone
8. Becoming a house owner at 18.
*Me and mum watching squid game*
Mum: Hian! look at the way they're dying
anyhow, and you're telling me that this kind of
movies is No. 1 in over 90 countries.
Me: Yes ooo, people love it. Forget that dying
part, the movie is very interesting.
I'll be giving away 50 Monster pixie NFT, for newbies into the NFT world. It's currently worth $1, and we would be using it for educational purposes.
To participate, kindly follow me and retweet my pinned tweet and this tweet. Then drop your ETH wallet.
Stay tuned for NFT News
Mum:Go inside my room, ontop the bed you'll
see my eyeglass there..bring it for me
*I go inside the room and come out few minutes
later*
Me: Mummy I did not see anything there
Mum: It is ontop the bed, immediately you enter
my room, you'll see it.
@SAMKLEF
I have never won your giveaway before but, I hope this makes you happy
I get fans for london
I get fans for europe
Wey dey feel my vibe
I get girls for yankee
Dem say they want to dance...
We are HAPPY...๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
@SAMKLEF
ma pa mi nau....
Everything dope!! Notice me๐
"After sleeping with my babe's best friend and I go back to my babe's lodge*
Babe: *crying
Me: Babe what's wrong?
Babe: *wipes tears...where have you been since, Steve?
Me: I was out with some friends but I'm here now Talk to me, what happened?
Hey KILLABEAR bear fam. My little explorer is in search of his other cadets!๐ช. With only 47 out there, letโs see how many we can round up.
@killabearsnft
#traits
#explorercadets
Motara's video of her teasing that child has gone viral on French Twitter and they are also outraged by it. Her two accounts have been suspended too.
But to be honest she stood by me during my trouble times, she is actually a good person.
God would help her out of this!๐
2. Download maybe slow but wait for it, when itโs done downloading, disconnect from Singapores network and switch to another ( I used Cyprus) then create and account. You can now disconnect any vpn and do your kyc on the app. When kyc is approved, come back and click on the link
Invigilator: There is no time o, you people should write fast... Listen to your maths teacher. Na invigilator wey never chop dey dey strict for exam Hall.
Hey
@DONJAZZY
I'm a Nigerian who just got into NFT's and I have an amazing collection from
@LilHustlazNFT
which I cropped from, would you mind being part of the community? We are getting a custom one just for you.
*some junior students walks in with a tray of rice, beans, stew and two turkey alongside Eva wine, Gulder and 5 alive..then drop it on the invigilator table*
Invigilator: *smiling*...Ahnahn, this is too much nau, thank you o.
*Maths teacher walks in with an exercise book*
Maths teacher: We don't have much time. I will attend to the objective questions first. No 1. C. No 2. A. No 3. D ....
Me: Ahhh...but sir, the invigilator sai...
Finally 19 years old today! Blessed beyond comprehension to be where Iโm at today, from where I was just a year and a half ago. So many struggles along the way and still rolling .You are who you surround yourself with, glad now itโs all of you.โค๏ธ
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Me and my mates: *still writing while sweating*
External Invigilator: Hey you! yes you at the window! You think I'm joking?? Hehe, it's like you want to walk out of this hall before your mates. I will repeat myself again for the last time. I don't condone cheating!!
and I don't accept bribery. I believe in doing it yourself...so if you're hoping on your teachers to save you, hehehe then your plan has failed!
*Principal walks in*
Principal: Good morning sir, I want to see you
@akidcalledbeast
#BEASTMANIA
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Invigilator: Okay sir, hold on... Students, If you try any nonsense while I'm talking, I will know. I have eyes everywhere.
*Principal and invigilator talks for ten minutes and then he goes back to his sit*
Invigilator: *sits down and clears throat*