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@oblivion_rtf

4 years

Haven't you heard about these gates to Oblivion opening up all over Tamriel?

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Oblivion.rtf 🇵🇸

@oblivion_rtf

2 years

Go ahead. Summon him. He loves it.

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2 years

If I could kill myself, I would.

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2 years

Don't speak to me again, unless you've gotten twenty minotaur horns. Then, perhaps we'll have something to discuss.

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1 year

Why... won't... you... die?

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1 year

Damn. Killed himself. Must have had some sort of magic item we didn't notice.

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4 months

She's dead? Very good. She was controlling our minds with evil magic. She's a vampire you know. Yep, sucked my blood when I was asleep, every night.

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2 years

You have skooma! Ha ha ha ha! Oh... Oh my friend! Yeah... You're my friend now! Thank you... Thank you!

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@oblivion_rtf

3 months

You contradict me. This conversation is tiresome. Leave me. Or draw your sword.

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2 years

If I could kill myself, I would.

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@oblivion_rtf

4 months

Don't speak to me again, unless you've gotten twenty minotaur horns. Then, perhaps we'll have something to discuss.

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1 year

Well now, a pretty little Wood Elf. You're a little far from the forest, huh? Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end.

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1 year

My wife... my beautiful wife.

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2 years

I am SICK of Orcs coming in here and giving me the business. 'Ooh. Bugak got a book store. Ooh. Bugak's a sissy scroll-scribbler!'

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?

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@oblivion_rtf

1 month

I don't believe I asked for your opinion on this matter. I am done speaking with you. Please leave my estate.

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@oblivion_rtf

1 year

When you are really angry, it feels good to hack into someone with a giant blade.

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4 months

Wood Elves. Why? What's the point?

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3 months

I don't have time for this; I must get back to my next catastrophic waste of time.

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3 months

Hey, got any apples? Or carrots? Anything at all crunchy and yummy to eat?

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

Necromancy may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will openly admit to practicing it now that the Mages Guild has banned it.

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1 year

I heard there were some goblins around here recently. Awful creatures.

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@oblivion_rtf

3 years

Whoa, girl! Whoa! Easy now... It's all right. Sorry, civilian. My steed gets spooked a bit easily. It's all those damn goblins and trolls, you see.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

Let me make it very simple for you. Don't speak to me. Ever.

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@oblivion_rtf

1 year

What luck! You're trespassing! I'm a guard! And I LOVE my job!

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2 years

I like cities, and this is the biggest and the best. All races, cultures, cuisines, crafts... the City has them all.

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2 years

Must have been the wind.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

If I could kill myself, I would.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 months

I am SICK of Orcs coming in here and giving me the business. 'Ooh. Bugak got a book store. Ooh. Bugak's a sissy scroll-scribbler!'

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3 months

She's dead? Very good. She was controlling our minds with evil magic. She's a vampire you know. Yep, sucked my blood when I was asleep, every night.

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1 month

I know I am only a lowly male, but I am at your service. Shall I follow you into battle?

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1 month

By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 months

I will soon earn the Master's favor and be granted entry into the Forbidden Grotto.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

Hello my friend. A word of advice. Watch for goblins if you're heading north.

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@oblivion_rtf

20 days

Do it! End my misery!

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2 months

I think I'll head down to the basement and get something to eat. I think there's some cheese down there.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

A perfect tomato... one taste, and it is gone forever. And then... a lifetime of searching for the next one.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 months

Those obelisks are harmless. Certainly, nothing hostile appears near them.

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1 month

My... my soul? Whoah. Wow. Yeah, okay... Yeah! That sounds... great! You can have my soul! Can I... Can I have your soul too? Ha ha ha ha. Oh... Wow.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 months

Hey! Wood Elf! You're a little far from the forest, huh? Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end.

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@oblivion_rtf

1 year

I spent 40 years at the Arcane University. Good years, but I don't miss it. Now I'm completely useless, and proud of it.

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2 months

I'm a FREE knight. I don't have a lord. You got a problem with that?

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2 years

By the way... do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.

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@oblivion_rtf

3 years

What brings you into this goblin-infested wilderness, stranger?

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

The Isles, the Isles. A wonderful place! Except when it's horrible. Then it's horribly wonderful. Good for a visit. Or for an eternity.

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4 months

I heard about this new person in the Isles. There's one more person who'll come to hate my guts. I hope he kills me.

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2 years

I'd been thinking about our conversation yesterday, and decided to consult some of the ancient texts. You were right! About everything!

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

I'll do anything to suck down some sweet Skooma. Anything. You got some?

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2 years

I hope things get better.

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4 months

You must be the new slop drudge.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

Why does it still hurt, after all these years? Why?

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2 years

You blew it. You had it in the palm of your hand and you threw it all away. You make me sick.

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1 year

I can't die here... not here!

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@oblivion_rtf

4 months

I'm constantly on the verge of retching up, or falling asleep, or screaming at someone who doesn't deserve it. I'm just so fed up with it all.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 years

The young folk just don't appreciate a good stick anymore.

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@oblivion_rtf

2 months

The young folk just don't appreciate a good stick anymore.

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1 month

Why does it still hurt, after all these years? Why?

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2 months

I'm not listening to you. It's because I don't like you.

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3 years

Get to it, rat girl.

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21 days

Ok, girls! We got someone who doesn't want to cooperate!

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3 years

Why... won't... you... die?

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1 month

You're still speaking. Stop.

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2 years

I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?

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@oblivion_rtf

1 year

Thinking about sticking your paw in my pocket? Go ahead. I'll blow you to cream corn, and the Law will love me for it.

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3 months

They're saying some cult murdered the Emperor and are opening the Oblivion Gates. Do you think any of it's true?

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3 months

It just keeps getting worse, doesn't it?

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2 months

Help! Help! I'm being attacked!

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2 years

Awful. You?

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3 months

She's nuts. Her hobby is falling from high places.

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4 months

The conspiracy has been discovered and eliminated. That is all you need know.

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3 months

When people start turning up dead, it's usually a good idea to keep your eyes on any nearby Nords, if you understand what I'm saying.

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4 months

I ran across a couple of mudcrabs not long ago. Annoying creatures.

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3 years

Don't know if this is true, but I heard a gang of all female thieves is preying on the married menfolk of the town.

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@oblivion_rtf

3 years

Won't someone end me? Take my life, please!

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@oblivion_rtf

18 days

Hey! Wood Elf! You're a little far from the forest, huh? Looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a tragic end.

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3 months

I admit... I still have strong prejudices against necromancy, summoning, and illusion.

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4 months

Why do I come to the Arena? Honestly? I love the way the combatants move. It's like an... an erotic dance. The bodies, the sweat, the... oh. I, um...

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1 year

Pssst. Buddy. Gimme the skooma already. Quit playing around!

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2 years

Here's some money.

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1 year

I have no idea what you're talking about, but you have a sick mind. Get away from me.

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3 years

My wife... my beautiful wife.

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1 year

My... my soul? Whoah. Wow. Yeah, okay... Yeah! That sounds... great! You can have my soul! Can I... Can I have your soul too? Ha ha ha ha. Oh... Wow.

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2 months

Like I told you, there are only two ways to stop a goblin war.

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3 years

That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks.

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7 days

Please, end this nightmare if you can.

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2 years

I heard him tell the joke. I understood it. It just wasn't funny.

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2 years

I think we're in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything.

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1 month

You have her notebook? I'm too important to read that. In fact, I've never read a book in my life. I pluck knowledge straight from the minds of gods.

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3 months

No, no! The pain!

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3 months

We're going to die!

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3 years

I hate my life.

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2 years

I couldn't possibly leave my house. It gets so dirty so quickly. In fact, I have to go wipe down the walls again. It's been over an hour.

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1 year

Die! All of you! Die! Agggghhh!

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2 years

Awful. You?

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1 year

I wouldn't mind learning a bit about Mysticism. Seems like a useful skill.

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1 month

It's been horrible. Horrible.

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2 years

I'll snap you in half, little man.

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@oblivion_rtf

3 years

Stop! You violated the law. Since you lack the funds to pay the court, you must serve out your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

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3 years

Hello my friend. A word of advice. Watch for goblins if you're heading north.

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