// the moment you have all been waiting for. here's the official homophobestars love dodecahedron lore chart that i promised i'd drop at 100 followers. i had to make a A LOT of updates. good luck trying to make sense of the incoherent mess that is the love life of Ensemble Square
Er, Itsuki-senpai, I regret to inform you that those two are women, actually! N-Not that I would know, of course! Because I would never read yuri, ever, obviously! I don’t know a single thing about yuri. Hahah. Right?
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you~
How I look staring into the distance with an air of melancholy, wondering if I have been lying to myself as much as I have been lying to everyone else.
Why is everyone obsessed with “Esex” all of a sudden? Shiratori-kun told me he suspects that his roommates Tenshouin Onii-sama and Sakuma-senpai are up to it. Although, I am not sure if I can believe him as he has many… far-fetched theories regarding ES idols, to put it nicely.
I like to consider myself a LIBERAL person. However, I cannot stand these GAYS. Every day, every hour, I see them at practice… Being in Knights is truly unbearable…! I wish that I had applied to join a STRAIGHT unit instead…!
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty.
You gave him your sweater, it's just polyester,
But you like him better.
Wish I were Isara-senpai
Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying "I love you", I meant it. Now I know what a fool I've been, But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again. Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Once bitten and twice shy, I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye. Tell me baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year, it
literally the weirdest tweet i’ve seen all day 😭 dude was traumatised and mentally broken following the events of element, emotionally stunted from checkmate and personally fucked up by eichi like wtf
I detest sweets. “Parfaits” are my least favourite food. Chess does not deserve to be considered a tabletop game as is does not provide any intellectual merit to its players.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND LEO, HE TOOK MY WORK PHONE AND IS SENDING ME THIS.
Tagging: Knights / Izumi / Tsukasa / Ensemble Square :: PLEASE FIND LEO!!! ASAP !!! 😨
How is the first example “OK” but the third example not? Having a descriptive flair to one’s writing style does not inherently deem it to be “crowded”. As long as it does not enter the territory of “purple prose”, I believe that some level of description is vital in fanfiction.
// every day i feel like my characterization of tsukasa becomes slightly more and more ooc it's like he's getting increasingly yaoibrained its so funny
Narukami-senpai has told me to look into something called "internalized homophobia". But I do not quite understand. I am very open about being “homophobic”. Why would she think that it is only on the inside?
Apparently a disease is at risk of spreading within ES… We do not know yet if it is contagious or not. However, Tomoe-senpai who contracted the disease is in critical condition… Sakasaki-senpai is currently at work reviving him.
Everyone, I would like to announce my marriage with
@homophobickeito
. He is not my first love, nor will he be my last, but I would be elated to spend the rest of my life with him until death do us part. He got married to two other individuals as well, but this isn't about them.
Hello, everyone. I would like to announce that I will be taking a short break from Twitter to do some “soul searching”. I hope you all will continue to be in good spirits and good health during my time of absence.
Oh dear. This is like the “zombie alien” virus that plagued ES last month… Thank goodness I have gained knowledge from that experience, so I know the precautions to take in the midst of a viral outbreak.
⚠WARNING⚠: There is currently an outbreak of Varicella around Ensemble Square. Please ensure physical contact is limited until further notice. Many Thanks.
Hello, everyone. Please contribute your submissions to this form, if you are able to. We are looking to gather a large number of votes, so any and all responses are appreciated immensely. Thank you all for your time ♪
but suou sucks ass? he hurt an innocent person for fun and claims that its okay? do you support that? hes literally problematic and wont even get punished for his crimes just cause of his position in newdi
I visited Kohakun’s place this Christmas so that I could play video games with him. However, the one he seems most keen to play is somewhat… graphic in nature… “Grand Theft Auto”, was it…?
If any of you see Tomoe-senpai and Saegusa-senpai claiming to have “spent a romantic night” with my parents, please do not believe them. This is misinformation. They have been fabricating such statements so as to tarnish the reputation of the Suou family, but I will not allow it.
Hello every idol. We have been alerted of a scam email circulating on Hold Hands. This scammer is pretending to be Ibara Saegussy. If you see the attached message, please block the sender Immediately!
Ah, it’s already February… the passage of time has certainly been fugacious. This is the time of the year in which people often say “love is in the air”, is it not?