I’m baby sitting my bestie’s daughter over night and she brought her lost tooth in a zip lock bag 😂 the tooth fairy don’t know my address boo sorry lol
Me and Breanna have been drinking and chatting it up in her kitchen for a good 15 mins and she says “Aw shit I forgot I had a baby. Let me go check on him” girrl 😂
Remember the old man who was supposed to bring me peaches from his tree for me to try?? So he did! and he also brought me a peach tree for me to plant at home!! 😭
I just went to Disneyland, I’m going to Portland in two weeks, I’m trying to go see J Balvin and the Jonas Brothers within the same week, andddd I’m planning on getting a cold brew tomorrow!!! Someone pls stop me!
Both of my best friends are taken and one has a whole ass family and the other is expecting. So if you see me at the bar by myself it’s not a cry for help I’m just bored lol
I hate seeing anniversary post that be like “it was a rocky 5 years, but we made it��� or “we’ve had our ups and downs”.. you couldn’t just leave the setbacks out??! 😂
2022 was the best year of my life!! Not a month went by where I didn’t do anything. I moved out and started my masters program :,) a year of experiences and accomplishments ✨
A fundraiser will be held for the family of Lionel Montelongo, a man who was shot and killed near the intersection of Jastro Avenue and Smith Street in South Bakersfield last Saturday.
In disbelief. RIP Crystal. I’ll never forget all the good times we had together. You were that friend who I knew could take a joke and laugh so hard and hit me with something 10x funnier. You will be missed so dearly 💕
I went to Mercado Latino and the owner of the store I went to was calling me “princesa” and that’s the kind of service I want everywhere I go!!!! 👸🏻 lol
One of my nieces told me that she follows me on Tik Tok and I was like ??? and my other niece chimed in and says “oh yeah! I made a fake account of you” Ima take her to small claims wtf. 😂
I just finished Breaking Bad for the second time and I’m obsessed with it alll over again! If you have not seen it drop everything and go start it!!! ⚗️
I asked my niece if she wanted to come with me somewhere and tell me why she said “where are you taking me? downtown?” 😂 giiirl that is not a bad idea! Get your shoes!
I went to Mcds to get an iced coffee and I asked if they had almond milk and the lady behind the speaker laughed and said “uhh no” lol yeah you’re right. 😂
The barista at Starbucks read my order back to me and said Venti ( I ordered a grande) but I didn’t have the energy to correct her so I guess I have venti money today lol
My dogs eye has been swollen and watery for the past week and I’ve bought eye wash and ointment to treat it and tell me why my mom made manzanilla to rub on his eye and it’s completely gone!!! Mexican remedies man.