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illogical 💀

@nottheerealme

4 months

Finally, Mummy ko birthday gift de dia 🤌🥹

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@nottheerealme

1 month

Twitter addiction is much better than human addiction

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4 months

Saare Jain CA h idhar 😭😭

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2 months

Abhi kuch bolugi toh vivad ho jayega🤫

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2 months

@stfujaadu Itni gareeb hu ki isko kya bolte h wo bhi yad nhi aara 💀🥹

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Kya mera tweet dekh raha h??

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2 months

Ja rhi hu ladkiya chedne 🥹

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@nottheerealme

4 months

People who have less than 1k followers are gem 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Kya brkup ke bad dost banke rh skte h??

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2 months

Uttam kshama sabko , sabse kshama sabse kshama🙏🙏

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Screentime I want vs Screentime I have 😭😭😭

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@nottheerealme

3 months

Mornings like these 🫢🫢🫢🤌🤌🤌

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Pragya Tiwari

@iam_pragyaT

4 months

First Twitter Profile picture 💁🏻‍♀️quote yours?

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Next 20 replies on this tweet will be my next tweets 🫂🫂

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Bs esai jeevan chal raha h🤌

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4 months

Bhagwanji meri id pe active log bhej dijiye 🤌🤌

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2 months

Koi tumhe job kyu dega??

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Finally I can like stories on whatsapp too . Loved this feature

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2 months

Only pahado ki brownie can fix me now

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Just curious to know - Muslims kutte kyu nhi palte h?

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Roti banane m mummy ki speed match hone lagi h or kya hi khushi chiye aadmi ko🥹

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@nottheerealme

20 days

Pasandida aurat ke sath trip pe jaane ka sapna kahi sapna na rh jaye 💀💀💀

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@nottheerealme

3 months

1909 streak ho gai h soch rhi hu ab tordu 💀💀

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@nottheerealme

3 months

50 likes on this tweet and I'll not use twitter for a week . Mtlv phr next Sunday milege...

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Good morning dosto ✨

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@nottheerealme

1 month

Mere twitter sahi nhi chal raha ya tm logo ka bhi nhi chal raha 💀

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Ese-ese chaman logo ko follow kr rakha h mene ki reach ke liye kuch bhi tweet kr rhe h .

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@nottheerealme

1 month

Mjhe dhere dhere realise ho raha h ki m hi toxic hu

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@nottheerealme

3 months

Logo se after lunch kaam nhi ho raha h or mjse subha-sham , din-raat kbhi bhi kaam nhi ho raha h🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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@nottheerealme

4 months

I'm in the middle of somewhere, where I want to talk to someone about what's going on in my life also I don't wanna share my personal life with anyone 🥹🥹🥹

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Ye blue tick m koi identity proof lgta h kya?

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@nottheerealme

3 months

इश्क बेहद था , बस बेमुकाम रह गया।।

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Jo bhi puchna ho idhar pucha lia kro ye DM m reply mjse nhi ho paata h 💀💀 PS - Only girls can dm me 🫂🫂

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@nottheerealme

2 months

That one girl today 💀💀 #Sorry

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4 months

Muting people on twitter is good for mental health ✨

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Launde se itna dhoka kha lia h bc ladkiya date krni padegi ab 💀

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2 months

Mjhe aaj bhi wo din yad h jab mummy ne mere favourite top ka poocha bana dia tha😣

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4 months

Drop your last Trip Pictures 📸

Santosh

@EyemSk

4 months

Drop your last Trip Picture 📸

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@nottheerealme

4 months

WFH is not easy guys, abhi client se meeting kr rhi thi m and these cooker ki seeti . 😭😭😭😭 Laptop leke peche bhagna pada 💀💀💀💀

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Bore hora bhut bhayankar 💀😭

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3 months

Bina kuch bole apni feelings ka izhaar kese kare ? Asking for a friend.

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Choose mental peace over anything and everything 🙏

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4 months

Show me a better colour of nailpaint than this.... Drop urs 💅

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2 months

Ladkiyo ki photo pe reach nhi aati toh dil se sukoon milta h mjhe

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Meri ghr wale itna confident h ki puchte bhi nhi koi love sov ka scene h to btado , unko pta h hamari beti se nhi ho payega 🫢💀💀

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Asteroid bhi dhoka de gaya 😂

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@nottheerealme

3 months

Kisi ke bhi Circle m na aane ka ghamand h 💀💀💀

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@nottheerealme

1 month

20 min se uper ho gaya par wifi ka option ghum gaya h 🥹🥹🥹

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@nottheerealme

4 months

I wanna tweet about something par andhbhakt lafda krne aa jayege 😭😭😭😭

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Good morning dosto ✨✨

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Good night dosto, zinda rhe to phr milege 🙏🫂🤌

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Jeevan m jarurat se jada practical hona bhi bura hi h

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1 month

Itni anpad hu ki Coldplay kya h janne ke liye Google krna pada 💀

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@nottheerealme

6 months

जीवन सबका कठीन है, आप पे निर्भर करता है आप कैसे निर्वहन करते हैं।। #Thoughts

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@nottheerealme

3 months

Ek din itna sach bolna meri maut ka krn banega 💀💀

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@nottheerealme

4 months

What's the reason behind your username??

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2 months

Vibe 🤌

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2 months

Kal Ganesh chaturthi parso Sunday ek dam wow life ho gai h 👌👌🥺🥺

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Fake your age , I'll correct it by looking at your profile. (Aadhar card bhi dal Dena guess krne m easy hoga)🤡

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@nottheerealme

2 months

I will not d!e middle class. Or gareeb hoke maugi m

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4 months

20 tweet ka jugad ho gya 😤🤣

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Good night dosto, zinda rhe to phr milege 🤌🫢💀

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@nottheerealme

1 month

Bhai tm log kya jaano wo template fight jo 2019-20 m hoti thi

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@nottheerealme

1 month

We meet 1000 strangers in our life , we get attached and comfortable with a few of them and then soon we realise ki bhai ye bhi chadarmod hi h .

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Phone addiction and human addiction are equally worse..

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3 months

Birthdays are overrated

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2 months

My heart is not beating normally , m marne wali hu kya?? 💀💀💀

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1 month

Har sundar ladka mereko follow krle bs itna hi chiye

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3 months

Good night dosto, zinda rhe to phr milege 🤌🫂

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4 months

Bs kr yr bhai 🙏🙏🙏

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4 months

Ye payout walo ka alag twitter hona chiye 😒

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Flirting ho rhi bhut bhayankar.

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1 month

Ek din apko sab chor denge bas akele rh jayege ap or apki anxiety

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Kaam krte krte apne aap pta nhi kese twitter pe aa jaati hu 💀💀

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1 month

Mark my words Bf ke aane se bestfriend ki koi value nhi rh jaati h .

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16 days

Kisi ko ignore kese kre? Just asking for a friend

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@nottheerealme

4 months

The only message I love 🫢🫢🫢

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4 months

My brain is not braining anymore 🥺🥺🥺

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2 months

This is how I live vs this is how a lady I'm living with wants me to live 🫢

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1 month

Mjhe Sona h nhi ho raha mjse kaam💀💀

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2 months

The type of reminders I don't need 🫢💀

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@nottheerealme

1 month

मेरे बिना बोले मेरी बाते समझ जाया करो यार, यू बोल के बताना मेरी फितरत नहीं ।।

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@nottheerealme

1 month

I need a voice note feature for the reply too . Mjhe type nhi kia jaata or logo ko lgta h m unhe ignore kr rhi hu🥹🥹

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@nottheerealme

2 months

iPhone toh m bhi lelu par abhi dusri cheejo ki EMI bharni h

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@nottheerealme

3 months

If a person blocks you doesn't mean you won't the argument, it simply means that person chooses his/her mental peace over your bullshit 💀

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Ask me anything 💀💀 Jarur se jada bore ho rhi hu m😭😭

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2 months

Ab bs ek trading seekhne wala ladka chiye 🤌🤌

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@nottheerealme

4 months

Life update - Ashtanika lg rhe h kal se no aalu pyaz , no ratri bhojan , no bahar ka khana 🤌🤌🤌

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@nottheerealme

1 month

Diwali ki safai m pta chala, mental health se jada fucked to physical health hai

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3 months

Genz are so complicated 🌚🌚

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4 months

Good morning dosto ✨

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1 month

Dar ka mahol 🥹🥹💀💀

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@nottheerealme

3 months

जिस हिसाब से मेरी जीवन शैली चल रही है , मैं और मेरी मौत कुछ दूर पर ही है एक दूसरे से।।

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Abhi koi chutiya aayega , SS dalke CF CF krne lagege.

Kareena

@kareena_lifee

2 months

Good morning beautiful peoples Sleep peacefully 😴🖤

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@nottheerealme

2 months

Saare twitter ke jain milke Shikhar ji chalte h🥹🥹

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@nottheerealme

1 month

काश तुम मेरी बाहों में होती, और ये वक्त यू हीं ठहर जाता, मैं बस तुम्हे देखता , और ये जन्म यू ही निकल जाता।।

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@TheCoolKingdom

1 month

काश तुम मेरे बाहों में होती और ये वक़्त ठहर जाती !!

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3 months

Karma is real . If not you but your next generation is definitely gonna face it ... Maja aa gya bhai 🥹🥹🤌

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1 month

Jiska SS tha usko hi bhej dia h😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

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1 month

I just love this woman 🤌🤌

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4 months

Ek din itna kaam krlo ki dusre din kaam m mn hi na lage 🥺🥺

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