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@notsuwaid
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Nahh reverse Endrick
@AbsoluteChelsea
Absolute Chelsea
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Cole Palmer on being compared to Gianfranco Zola: "I know he is an icon on FIFA so he must have been good. To be honest I didn’t really watch him play. Everyone says he was a great player, so thank you.” [via @SkySportsPL ]
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Onana - don’t make us look at the market next season Dalot - win everyone over…no bozo moments (Chelsea, Jesus, and Zaha) De Ligt - take over Licha - stay fit Maz - stay fit Case - remind everyone that Carra is a tool Mainoo - look for the forward pass
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Luke Shaw like a proper bouncer so far…no teenagers allowed in the club
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3 years
4-3-3 lineups without a Holding midfielder
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Bruno - another szn of miracles 🤞🏼 Garna - maybe hit the gym Rashy - community shield performance every week…don’t fall after soft challenges Hojlund - add variation to the runs, don’t just rush in (looks to rehearsed)…look up when a counter is on Mount - stay fit
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@sistoney67
Simon Stone
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Jadon Sancho's @ManUtd medical was today. Not expecting any issues. Announcement re transfer concluded probably later this week.
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Erik Ten Hag - three massive games before the international break…win at all costs…cup final mentality….got this 🤞🏼 Let’s fuckin goo!!!!
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Zirkzee - no funny business plz Amad - keep at it, don’t give the manager second thoughts Shaw - stay fit Maguire - be ready when called upon Evans - chill on the sidelines 🤞🏼 Amass - look good in training Collyer - maybe be in touch with Darren Fletcher
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notsuwaid
3 years
This Bruno striker and Pogba winger bs does my head in. Mostly done to undermine both. They’re still advanced mids. They just switch between their forward and winger roles seamlessly cause they’re talented enough to execute them without comprising on their midfield duties.
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Yoro - have a chat with Ruud…knows a two about getting injured on arrival….not the same but Varane was deputy to Pepe and Ramos…stay calm 🤞🏼 Sancho, Eriksen and McT - make an impact if the opportunity arises before the window ends…probs leaving
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notsuwaid
3 years
People would be a lot kinder to Pogba if they watched him at Juve. Juve played a back-3 responsible for build up, Pirlo as the DLP, Marchisio as the B2B, Vidal as the high-pressing mid and Pogba was like so advanced. This hybrid mid/wing role is what he’s always been.
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3 years
For real though. We’re all poor af and talking bout 35m being a steal. This world is fugazi.
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3 years
Here’s the summarized version: We messed up with the Ronaldo, Hazard, and Griezzman transfers and football wouldn’t be fair if we don’t get our hands on Mbappe and Haaland in the coming season.
@juventusfcen
JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸
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Statement from Barcelona, Juventus and Real Madrid.
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Maguire, Shaw, and Sancho
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3 years
Keep coming back to this vid lol Never really appreciated how good that individual season was cause we were so used to winning. Probably stacks up better than Rooney’s 09/10 and RVN’s 40 goal season cause of the 15 assists along with the 26 goals.
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5 years
@RealistYahz @HarryMaguire93 @utdreport @ManUtd Can’t decide who’s happier - Slabhead or AWB’s oldman 😭
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3 years
Need these two fit all season 🤞🏼
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4 months
he never lets you down during pre-season
@UtdDistrict
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4 months
🚨 | Chelsea are interested in signing Andreas Pereira, and are willing to pay £35m. [ @geglobo ] ℹ️ #mufc have a 20% sell on clause for Andreas Pereira.
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I miss the feeling I had when Shaw scored
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10 months
Chong last five mins
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@notsuwaid
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5 years
We don’t deserve Laura Woods.
@laura_woodsy
Laura Woods
5 years
Ever the professional...💁🏼‍♀️🥴
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3 years
Fuck it! Going to be talking about club football. 🚨 we’ve got a set-piece coach!!!!!
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3 years
Ngl felt like Casey Stoney was going to be in for the long haul. The people upstairs need to start taking action quickly. Whatever criticism we level at OGS, he’s kind of stopping things from imploding on itself.
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3 years
Good on Ole! He’s assembled the most fun squad since……maybe before 2010 tbh. I don’t think Fergie’s final squad had this many ballers. I was legit afraid players wouldn’t want to play for us when Mugabe was here cause all the good players wanted to leave.
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3 months
if Endrick's as real as he likes to portray himself, he'll play with the Di Stefanos
@90sfootball
90s Football
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An all time World XI and their boots 👟
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5 years
VAR Room: is it Trent ? Match official no : No VAR Room : Give it.
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3 years
TACTICAL THREAD: There isn’t a day where we don’t end up with Pogba/Rashford on the left debates so this is a simplified version of why I think the current set up is the way forward and it’ll also include some of my thoughts on OGS. There’s a brief tactical history lesson.
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8 months
I am happy with the loss is killing me
@sistoney67
Simon Stone
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Erik ten Hag: "I am very proud of the win, I am happy with the loss of Spurs and Villa dropped points. I am happy to be in a semi-final but we have to keep going."
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3 years
Luke Shaw's got Guy Ritchie henchman vibes in this
@utdreport
utdreport
3 years
📸
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3 years
I just died 😭
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4 years
I can see a pattern here. Leave too much space against Utf and you'll be cut through with counters from Tny and Marcus. So you end up falling back and giving territory to Pogba and Bruno who can break a low block over 90 mins. We need someone off the bench who can do the same.
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9 months
Lots of ranting before a McT winner then
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@notsuwaid
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3 years
This is my club. This is where I belong.
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@ManUtd
Manchester United
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This is his home. This is where he belongs. Jadon Sancho is 𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗗. #MUFC x @Sanchooo10
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United in my Sunday sports bowl
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@zrf_100
UwU
9 months
Manutd followed by ravens v chiefs my bowl full dawg 🍽️😋
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3 years
New piece on Donny van de Beek for @TheBusbyBabe Feel like most of us are still unsure about what he is, what he can offer, and more. I looked into that. He only had 524 minutes in the league last season. Don't think that'll be the case next season.
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3 years
Kane and Rice for 230m! Hope we never have that conversation again.
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@notsuwaid
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Thanks boss
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5 months
One last time plz
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5 months
Not laughing now eh? @Carra23 @GNev2
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10 months
Longer break would’ve been nice. Could live with this for a few weeks.
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9 months
These Hojlund goals like pills that work immediately
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3 years
During all this Sancho and two creators in the half-space talk, I forgot to mention that Rashford would probably not look out of place as a center-forward in that set-up. Two creators in Memphis and Mata coming inside were pivotal at the start of his career.
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Friend of mine saw this coming. Been told that Pep’s also interested in the Utd job. Heard it here first.
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6 years
@ValyrianCA When Pep took over Barca they were a mess. Xavi himself said players like him were extinct. Iniesta a few years before might have gone on loan to Celtic. He sold Ronaldinho and Deco arguably their best players with Rijkaard. He modelled that Barca team into the best.
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Kind of messed up tbh. Rashford posts a photo of Sancho and everyone’s being nice and all. Anything else and it’s racial abuse and all the other bs.
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Constantly hearing about United players playing through pain is a little concerning. Don’t think it’s a good idea to valorize it with stuff like ‘he’s a warrior’ and all. They won’t be warriors for long if they don’t take care. Happy with Mason’s decision.
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lol Garnacho’s a brave boy
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1 year
Feel like slacktivism can only go so far. @AdamCrafton_ ’s reporting, @FFAGR2023 ’s protests, and some of the staff within the club deserve most of the credit if this is true.
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
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🚨 BREAKING! Mason Greenwood's future can be revealed as Manchester United are set to dump the star out of the squad. The dramatic U-turn comes after uproar online saw the Premier League club face backlash from fans. @ncustisTheSun #MUFC 🔴
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João Felix and the Kaka comparisons weren’t off then. Such a unique ability. Not really low centre of gravity like Hazard/Messi. Not the skills of a Ronaldinho/Neymar. Just this ability to glide through the field. Perpetual motion. 😍
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Reserves
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
6 months
🎙️ | Kobbie Mainoo asked any three people he would choose to have dinner with: "Mike Tyson, Joe Rogan and Drake. Why Joe Rogan? I like his podcast, I think he's a funny guy." [ @stadiumastro ]
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Rashford facing up Varela is going to be one of those crazy football moments. Rashford probably doesn't become the player he is today without Varela playing those crosses and generally looking a very promising player in those games where Rashford broke through.
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We’re coming babyyyyyyyyy
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Memphis Depay going to the record studio for his own folklore as we speak.
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10 months
Last 24 hours with United: Fergie liked Moyes. Moyes liked Murtough. Fergie doesn't like Murtough. Murtough likes Ten Hag. Moyes defeats Ten Hag.
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This is best day of my life
@sistoney67
Simon Stone
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Chelsea v Man City in the semi-final. Man Utd v Coventry.
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we got the most handsome manager in the league for however long it is
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4 years
Can we talk tactics, xG, positional play, stat-padding, clutch player, and all that other garbage again? I've missed it.
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@Chelsea00795267 @brfootball And what about you without Hazard ? What do you expect your best players do ?
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3 years
Need Ole to dance to Dua Lipa’s next big single.
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Thought Rodri’s mentality was top when he misplaced the pass for the first goal 👍🏼
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3 years
None of this matters if City and Chelsea are building super teams. Varane and Sancho are obv good but they only help us enter the table.
@jamesalanrobson
James Robson
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By the end of this window Sancho and Varane will look very cheap indeed #mufc #transfers
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Look at these fuckers. Anyone who isn’t supporting this is ‘hostile’.
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3 years
We got your back @MarcusRashford @Sanchooo10 ❤️
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just watched the Pep post-match lol funniest guy after a loss 😭😭😭 he wants to kill the interviewer
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@RealistYahz @MarcusRashford @ManUtd I’ve defended this boy a lot. I used to defend Sterling even though he played for City cause I always thought he had it in him to do what he’s doing now. Rashford is good with the media cause he’s always good in an England shirt. Hope he makes that leap this season.
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lol interesting stuff but it's funny how we'd all be reading the big Atheltic exposé now if we lost
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
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Erik ten Hag got inventive in the build-up to the 2024 FA Cup final, and it worked a treat. Here's how the #MUFC boss utilised a rousing Al Pacino speech and an emotional account of a military assignment in Afghanistan to inspire his side. 📝 @lauriewhitwell and @AdamCrafton_
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3 years
Amad’s got that Bruno to Cavani Roma second leg pass on lock. Stand still. Freeze everyone. Bang.
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Shaw driving through traffic. Can’t stop him.
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3 years
You don’t even need stats to rate Fred like that. People will say the eye test suggests he sucks. Well, in most games where Fred’s not playing, United drop back like 10-15 yards when they’re out of possession. Your eyes can actually spot that if you try hard enough.
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3 years
Jacky G and Emi B got big shoes to fill 🥴
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1 year
On Sir Bobby Charlton Source: The Football Man by Arthur Hopcroft
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3 years
Had no idea!
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@maramperninety Desiyah, hungah, and pashun.
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@utdreport
utdreport
3 years
#mufc are unlikely to make any more signings before the transfer window closes #mulive [men]
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3 years
Spain vs Netherlands is World Cup HOF
@CasaDupre
diva down
3 years
Y’all missed out on 2014 World Cup group stage? Sorry, that was sensational viewing.
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8 months
Haven’t used this in so long 😭😭😭
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9 months
QTs on this and the Elmo post are the same
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
9 months
🚨 | BREAKING: Jose Mourinho is eyeing a sensational return to #mufc . He thinks he has unfinished business at Old Trafford. [ @MikeKeegan_DM ]
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Dan James crossing with his left again
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Time people stop dropping Fred from their starting XIs for next season.
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@BritishGQ
British GQ
1 year
Martin Scorsese on seven decades of filmmaking, the end of an industry and coming to terms with his own mortality
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5 years
Damn. Look at Fred give the signal and Martial. These guys actually used Martial’s disinterest 😭 Martial should try Hollywood.
@utdreport
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5 years
This view of @AnthonyMartial 's goal against City 😍
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1 year
Champions League Hojlund tud du du.. du du
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3 years
Penalty analysis is annoying af! Like, Rashford and Jorginho missed. They have a brilliant record. Sterling and Henderson have a woeful record. If they were asked to take them and missed, same peeps would be like why you letting them take it.
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1 year
Doesn’t add up. If you want to play a more direct style, you don’t just need players who prefer playing in that manner but players with the physicality to maintain that style. There’s not enough in the transfer activity to suggest this has been the case.
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
1 year
🎙️ | Ten Hag: "The players decide how you play. Ajax has a very typical and characteristic style of play, with #mufc I will always show different football, I did so last year as well. We play much more direct football here because I have the players for that here." [ViaPlay]
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@htomufc Think long-term should probs be Mainoo in a three with a playmaker and ball winner
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5 years
@ESPNFC The important stat is successful first touches
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4 years
The good bit about Wolves facing Sevilla is that you don’t have to face one of them. The bad bit is that you have to face one of them.
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4 years
These guys need minutes. Rashford, Martial, Shaw, Greenwood, etc they’ve all had a lot of minutes in a top 5 league since they were like 18-19. Hoping some of these guys get it as well.
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3 years
Nahh Varane’s doing a one-man defense clinic again.
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3 years
De Gea’s love for Avenged Sevenfold always has me in splits
@utdreport
utdreport
3 years
David de Gea is popular with the staff at #mufc and before the pandemic, he regularly accompanied office staff and kit men to gigs in Manchester, paying for tickets to watch heavy metal bands like Avenged Sevenfold #mulive [espn]
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Flo Perez doing the Mbappe deal
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@UtdArena
UtdArena
3 years
The sheer amount of nutmegs Sancho and Rashy will deliver to the Premier League makes everything worth it. Nutmegs > titles. The most important stat in football.
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That Suicide Squad trailer aesthetic! I think I might have time for this. It also has some of my fav people in the industry so there's that.
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