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@_RobertSchultz wow, can't believe this is how you discovered that you're 6'3!

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this is so insane

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female friends will tell you about the worst man you've ever heard of in your life, and by the time you process what ring of hell he would be in, your friend will also tell you that she is partaking in intimate relations with him.

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@notfolu let me do you one better

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finding out that the kid from from the first My Friend Ganesha was actually a girl and this is how she looks like now was one of the most seminal experiences of my life. how can i ever watch this movie the same again, because Ahsaas Channa is fucking beautiful

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my brother just said non biriyani instead of non binary

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The Archies is perfectly realistic if you have ever met a kid from a hill station boarding school.

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@SolidusJJ @borithium2 This is where I tell you about Assassin Spider-Man, Peter Parker of Earth 8531 who can also shoot bullets out of his web shooters

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'omg these rich UC kids on the internet na'!' -a slightly less rich UC kid

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Everyone calling Kalki a bad movie simply isn’t enlightened enough. Everyone calling it a ripoff of Mad Max, Star Wars, etc are stupid people who have watched 8 movies ever. Kalki has its problems, but it is easily the most ambitious film in the history of Indian Cinema.

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I used to think PT Usha was named PT because of PT period

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@rosecolordboy69 @chismosavirus Bro that's not what they meant when they said messy

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MY FRIEND'S MOM ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE EDIBLES WE MADE, NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS???? SHE IS NOW TRIPPING AND ATE A BUNCH OF SHWARMA AND WENT TO SLEEP???

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Met a Telugu guy named Tamil yesterday

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I'm at a gig and i just met a dude named Kalki. I said, 'hey that's a really cool name!' He said, 'thanks I'm named after my great grandpa!' I laughed and jokingly said, 'yaaru Ponniyin Selvan Kalki ah 😂' He said, 'Yeah, him only.' Said his family hated the film 😭

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dating while living with your parents sucks so much, bc the timelines and dynamics of your relationships are fundamentally affected by it. I'm at an age where i want more spontaneous and meaningful experiences that i simply don't have the privilege for at the moment.

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MET THIS GIRL IN GOA and she said she studied CS in the USA, i said oh cool what uni, she said a university in california. i said, oh are you in one of the UCs? she said no, i dont study at a UC. I finally gave up and asked, okay- where do you study? She said Stanford 🤣🤣🤣

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Marlboro Man crashing through my wall: kya aapke cigarette me namak hai?

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DIY: add salt in cigarette for purple flame

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ibrahim Ali Khan is proof that asexual reproduction is possible in human beings, because there is no way anyone other than Saif was involved when Ibrahim was being created.

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7 years

@avatarccmoney @LiTAQVEVO Pardon me if I'm wrong, but is it not exactly how black people reclaimed the n-word and how gay people reclaimed the word fag, but on an obviously smaller scale?

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3 years

@_RobertSchultz damn this tweet is blowing up!!! go commit a war crime for every like this tweet has. I'll be counting.

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1 year

MAATTRRAAN (2012)

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Title potentially too absurd to be fake

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@CopingMAGA so no one's gonna talk about this guy?

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5 months

still find it insane that my gf and I are dating all because we got drenched in the rain on our way to watch Jawan, only to find out it had no subtitles, so she sat in my lap the whole time while I translated the film into her ear… as friends 😍 Atlee changed my life fr

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4 years

@abbygov Tony Hawk, just so he wont have to appreciate any hesitation 🥺

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last year i casually mentioned Hinge to someone who was complaining about meeting new people he was compatible with. he just got engaged today to a woman he met on Hinge a week after I told him abt it 😭😭😭 feeling so happy to have inadvertently changed two lives.

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@OlMumsyJess I JUST PLUGGED THE WORD INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE AND THIS IS CLEARLY WHAT IT SAYS 😭😭😭 r u telling me she was so confident she was The Beloved One that she didn't bother to do a 5 second factcheck before naming her first born child, that's so funny 😭😭😭 the ego !

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@Kitt_thegorgon @bozey_ @ItsJabrone i mean it's alright not knowing but wtf does the nerd in your bio mean if you're not aware of one of the most brutal war crimes in history

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3 years

Percy Jackson show will be hilarious, it will be a bunch of 12 year old actors with 28 year old fans

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@EvanRomano the line about appropriateness is clearly just abt how u should censor urself and the things u talk abt around younger people,,, why would ppl read it as anything malicious tf

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pregnant people? you meant beta developers?

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@3EwoksInASuit @_RobertSchultz I suggest you use the Geneva Convention as a checklist, and then move on to Nation specific crimes if you still have any left!

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@derryqueenhaha Wow, why is this such a common occurrence

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Since Zack Snyder is trending, here’s a video of me roasting him at a crowdwork show and then fearing for my career when I realize who he is.

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@cypheryoongi @alelibaneli People say Tarantino, Scorsese and Spielberg, not Quentin, Marty and Steve 🤷‍♂️

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2 years

like at the very least, i would expect one to have a rose tinted glasses thing going on, but nope, brazen self awareness instead. Very confusing.

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9 months

@ivadixit I've never read Jane Eyre, and to find out this is where the line originated from is shocking to me

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1 year

why is he screen recording, someone in the promotions team send him the damn video 😭😭

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Love that was forbidden but hearts that longed to be together. Thank you for the love for #AdithaKarikalan & #Nandini ♥️ #ps2

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Watching OK Kanmani for the first time since I watched it in theatres. Want what they have so bad. There has been no pairing on screen with as effortless chemistry as Dulqer and Nithya Menen.

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my brother was in a terrible mood bc none of his usual football streaming sites were working, and I asked, 'have you tried typing "football stream" onto Google', and he was like are you fucking stupid ofc that won't work anyways we looked it up and the very first link worked lol

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4 years

*the greatest episode in TV history, I have unironically watched this over 20 times

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chennai is a beautiful place, where else will u see stuff like this

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2 years

I'm a man of my word, here it is, Kajol saying racial slurs

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2 years

I'm bored, going to post the Kajol N-word video in the afternoon tomorrow.

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3 years

how can I pretend to drop nuanced and critical takes on Spider-Man when this picture of me exists. The bias flows through my veins.

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4 years

@OlMumsyJess evEn with a space between, the best case scenario is that it looks like the locals named her someone who was doing volunteer work "only for convenience' 😭😭😭 i would feel bad if this wasn't so funny

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@abbygov Not going to be taking Elisabeth slander though, she was the one who was cheated on tbh 🙄

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I occasionally give people lifts at night, but this one was a first

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2 years

WAS THE REST OF THE CONVERSATION NEEDED, COULD'VE JUST SAID STANFORD MF

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4 years

@BadFilmTakes I mean, it's definitely an interpretation. The blue pill is Prozac, which treats depression. So you either take the blue pill and suppress your feelings and carry on with life, or take the red pill and finally embrace the feelings of not being able to fit in with society.

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Idk this is just how rich English speaking people act and talk, idk what to tell you

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@MasculineTakes people unironically believe in semen retention for athletes, so people do actually recognise the devastating toll of busting a nut 😭

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3 years

@MANIC_Inc @gjkcentral ur right i see a lot of black people in that video clip

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my biggest qualm with being Telugu, is that people who speak the other South Indian languages are nicely called Tamilian, Kannadiga, and Malayali, but we're called fucking Teluguites. What the hell bro.

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@candinam @FuschiaScribe cheating, cheating? No papa Telling lies? No papa

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@PorterWoodie @Kitt_thegorgon @bozey_ @ItsJabrone Nah, the war was pretty much over, they j wanted to flex their atomic power to the Soviets. The war would've ended without the murder of 200k innocents and multi generational radiational repercussions through birth defects

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4 years

shashi tharoor just finished off his lecture with us and went on TV to beef with Chetan Bhagat before HIS lecture with us, what is going on 😭

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@abbygov ok but CeCe also says things that, 'can only be described as antisemitic' when she is pregnant so they rly are for each other.

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people with strict parents shouldn't be hot because now you're hot aND I can't meet u? What's the point

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GUYS PLEASE SPREAD NEWS TO MAKE INDIA AWARE OF THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY

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Speaking from experience, the ADs whose job it is to fill in all these tiny details are the only ones having the time of their lives. I love making up random names.

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this guys is insane, he just keeps posting vaguely positive anecdotes of Brendan Fraser with a generic caption, and hits 350k likes, he's my hero actually

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We love you king❤️‍🔥

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lmfaoooo wtf am I going to do after college 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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this #superleague shit is so funny to me, because it has led all my rich friends to exhibit anti-capitalist behaviour for the first time in their lives 💀💀💀💀

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The idea that this film even exists is something I can’t believe. This is the crown jewel of the Pan-Indian phenomenon, and Nag Ashwin is the herald for a new era of Indian Cinema. So many more thoughts and critiques of Kalki 2898 AD, but a simple 10/10 for the sheer audacity.

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I realized I had a relationship with my best friend that might make a future gf uncomfortable so I just started dating my best friend instead 💯🧠

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potential hot take? if a male friend blocked me to make his gf more comfortable i genuinely would not be offended, like she should come first always and i’m not going to harbour any bad feelings for someone just trying to do what’s right for their relationship

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anyone who just eats fucking rajma and rice does not have the right to speak about any kind of food

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@x0chella @Swiggy @SwiggyCares @SwiggyTech I'm sorry this is so fucking funny, wdym they gave u a rock 😭😭😭

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3 years

FINALLY a POC in a Wes Anderson movie omg

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Scarlett Johansson has been cast in Wes Anderson’s next film. (Source: )

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i peaked on my 4th birthday

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Did Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev Kill His Wife?

This site is dedicated to Vijayakumari, Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev's wife. This is not created to defame Jaggi Vasudev but raise some valid questions based on his own statements

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#Mahashivratri2023 is at full swing and the spirit of celebration is infectious!

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biology teachers skipping the reproduction chapter in school and crossing out any mentions of sex is why men cant find the clit. dont blame ur man, blame sasikala ma'am from 6th grade

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@uhhhhmad there came a time in my life I had to choose between One Direction and The Wanted because that's what 2013 Internet was like, and i picked The Wanted only because they had a Sri Lankan Tamil dude, mf wasn't even Indian but he looked like me so I just co-opted him

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that smell right after u switch on the AC?? bottle that shit n sell it as a perfume

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I love my gf but I always have the underlying but ever present fear that she will one day rope me into making couple reels on Instagram. It’s not likely to happen, and there have been no signs pointing to it, but I am a man defined by his paranoia.

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just saw a married couple who were born in 2000/2001,,, y'all are getting married?????

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4 years

male birth control exists it's called being from chettinad vidyarshram

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@rishipuff i hope this is real so bad

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Laila in ZNMD is truly the blueprint. Katrina Kaif peaked there.

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if you are in a position where you cannot prioritize your activism over the safety of people in your home- please do not find yourself pressured to publicly dissent at the moment. to those who are able to protest, please wear masks and carry any and all safety measure with you!

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my fave part of this song is how it's just Ra•One and G•One having sexual tension (Arjun Rampal shapeshifts into Kareena Kapoor and dances sexily to distract Shahrukh Khan)

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3 years

Kanye is currently having a Croakie moment

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3 years

my uncle got his daughter's name tattooed onto him, which would be damn cute and all if he didn't have two daughters 😭

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bro usually you find out he's a misogynist AFTER you marry

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How it started and how it's going...

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everyone replying with international schools in the city are missing the point, you need the added whimsy and english countryside vibes you get from boarding schools

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