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@notlolomain

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the most devious bastard in new york city

New Yawk
Joined August 2023
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@notlolomain
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9 months
I think if the crime you commit looks silly on film then they shouldn’t be able to incarcerate you for it
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Just the average Home Depot experience.
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@notlolomain
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11 months
Bro PLEASE lmaoooo
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Destiny: “Which part of Cuba did we come from?” Destiny’s mom: “My grandfather’s sugar plantation.”
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@notlolomain
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7 months
Making up a boycott that doesn’t exist and then getting mad at everyone doesn’t really feel productive
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@notlolomain
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9 months
Should I bring back this look in 2024
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@notlolomain
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10 months
This is so horny it’s insane
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If your top emoji isn’t a heart then you might wanna consider being a better person
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@notlolomain
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10 months
Common straight people L
@dahixna
Clementine
11 months
friendly reminder that someone you’ve had sex with cannot be your “platonic friend” lmfaooo ya so crazy
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@notlolomain
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5 months
Not even on stream today he just misses me
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hasanabi
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HOGWATCH, SATURDAY FUNDAY EDITION, FUN REACTS, DRAMA, LIGHT NEWS, GAMING, TIKTOKTIME WE GOT IT ALL!!!!! GET IN NOW!!!
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@notlolomain
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11 months
This was a private moment
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@notlolomain
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10 months
?????
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HENRY KISSINGER DIED????
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@notlolomain
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11 months
Lmao
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@notlolomain
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10 months
Sorry for not responding I saw your message and got anxious and have been thinking about it every hour for the last 2 days and at this point the idea of even beginning to answer is so stressful I might throw up
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@notlolomain
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10 months
Sorry for developing feelings for you I thought you recognized a part of me I have hidden from the world
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@notlolomain
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11 months
ok honestly now that we’ve all had time to think about it I think we can all admit if mark wahlberg had been on that plane honestly it might have gone differently. like who am I to say that guy is so racist it’s almost a superpower
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@notlolomain
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@notlolomain
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11 months
Is this real
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10 months
Oops 😬
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@notlolomain
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11 months
527 saves why. WHY
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@notlolomain
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8 months
I don’t really think rich people are entitled to feeling safe. If you’ve accrued a billion dollars, for example, there are literally tens of thousands of people who have been effectively robbed by your actions along the way. I don’t care about you. You’re not a person to me tbh
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@notlolomain
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11 months
I’m burning out and thinking I need a year of doing something else. If I streamed games but also educational content 3 or 4 days a week, would you fuck with that? I think I could read a book a week or something and then tell you my thoughts in addition to games nonsense and news
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@notlolomain
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11 months
I know a lot of you don’t but I honestly just expect better from Ethan and his behavior has just made me very disappointed
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@notlolomain
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11 months
So we’re not seeing Scream 7 correct
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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The comments that reportedly led to Melissa Barrera being fired from ‘Scream 7’ were: “Gaza is currently being treated like a concentration camp. Cornering everyone together, with nowhere to go, no electricity no water...people are still silently watching it all happen. THIS IS
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@BNONews
BNO News
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NEW: Derek Chauvin is in stable condition and expected to survive, sources say - ABC
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@notlolomain
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I just had such a W in court lol. Complaining witness decimated by text messages. The greatest “this u” ever
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@notlolomain
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Elmo do you condemn Hamas
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@notlolomain
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I’m not built for bottoming bro I’ve been fucked up all day from that doctor going up there
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@notlolomain
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10 months
Client got my number confused for some girl he’s trying to smooch and sent me a bunch of videos of him working out. “This is your lawyer dog,”
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@notlolomain
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Thank you. Beef quashed
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@notlolomain
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10 months
Rare Kayas
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@peepokiss
peepökiss 🎃
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@notlolomain lgbt foe of the show
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@notlolomain
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Going through a break up while living together and then needing to figure out things logistically is horrible, do not recommend
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Friend of the show
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@notlolomain
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What sorcery is this
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ostonox
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@notlolomain are we sure the mustache is peak
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This is the best auto caption ever
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@notlolomain
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Happy Friday
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This is my gay account
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@notlolomain
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11 months
I can’t even say what I want to say right now and I won’t because I’m annoyed but I guess I’ll just say I don’t really understand why some people are so mean to complete strangers who are trying to put themselves out there in a new way or even just aren’t doing much at all
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Transvestigation underway
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@notlolomain
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This is me
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I don't think you get it. If China gets your data, they can make you Chinese
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@notlolomain
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Me and the fellas from back in the day have a yearly Vegas weekend - it’s the only time we’re all together anymore - and we’ve been doing it almost a decade. Every year we have a theme, with costume
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@notlolomain
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I think some people are using their autism for evil
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@notlolomain
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no one: cat woman before committing 12 felonies:
@samirasamatalis
samira
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the actual video has had me cracked up
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if joe biden released naked bathroom selfie he'd win in a landslide
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@notlolomain
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OOTD your dad is going out for cigarettes
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@notlolomain
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Do you know how jarring it is to see my photo like this on the TL lol
@AntiPiker
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EVERYONE GO VOTE YES RIGHT FAWWWKING NEOWWW
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@notlolomain
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My dad kept this photo on his desk because there are so few pictures of me smiling as a child (sad lol)
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@notlolomain
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This is dope. Less than half of the people in the foster care system graduate high school. It’s an unseen criminalization pipeline
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DiscussingFilm
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Christian Bale has broke ground on his 16-year passion project that will bring 12 new homes for foster children in a community that will operate to keep siblings in the foster care system together and under the same roof. (Source: @AP )
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@notlolomain
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How am I ALREADY search banned lol
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NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR
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@notlolomain
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You texted the hotline whose number do you think it is bozo
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10 months
Gay men who are Turkish ….
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@notlolomain
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Oh shit it finally happened. Locked is breaking. Yessssss fuck you locked accounts
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@notlolomain
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maybe i'll do OF if this acct gets 100k follows idk no promises
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Me and the homies on our way to free palestine
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The search bar is probably the funniest feature on TikTok because it shows what people are searching after viewing a video
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Is everyone going through it rn
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I think I’m about to change the trajectory of my life next week and I’m terrified lol. But fuck it, we ball
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@notlolomain
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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
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Being on the right side of history is tiring, the horrible people seem to be having a perfectly good, even grand old time
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@notlolomain
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New tradition I bring Hasan interesting gift every time I go on stream
@blurrytiffs
page(✿ ୨୧ ◡‿◡) illustrator
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thank you lolo for getting the himbo the best coat @LolOverruled … , #hasantwt #hastwt
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What the hell man
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I think my gayest tendency is being absolutely convinced of my gaydar and never ever under any circumstances thinking it is wrong. Show me a loyal man for 20 years with kids I will show you a closet
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2006????? ??????????
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Someone asked why I was sober. Generally it makes me feel better. I also don’t love my relationship with alcohol and had a problem with cocaine for a little while. So I am trying to be clean. The alcohol stuff had gotten worse with full time legal practice
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The weirdest part of being sober beyond navigating a heavily drinking focused culture is that some people feel self conscious that you’re not drinking and I don’t even tell people I’m sober anymore I just get water at the bar and drink it with a straw
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Is anyone gay
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@notlolomain
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Not voting for Trump is voting for Biden. But not voting for Biden is voting for Trump. So not voting for either of them is voter fraud. You are going to jail
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@notlolomain
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Taylor Swift has really trained her psycho fans to immediately say any joke at her expense is misogynist, no matter how annoying or cringe she’s being. Funny because it’s ultimately harmful to women to water down the idea of misogyny which causes so many actual problems
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he 100% thinks that is Xi Jinping
@GrrrGraphics
Real Ben Garrison Cartoons
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Remember when we had World Peace? 🌎🕊️ Been awhile....
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I’m going up to the flight attendant and telling them I heard something ticking in their bag
@babyibeenajoint
FLEA 🇭🇹
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Can't believe my view on the plane It was like this the whole 4 hour flight. 😆😆
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you can only be sure a man is bisexual if he actively has a dick in his mouth
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Me and the fellas from back in the day have a yearly Vegas weekend - it’s the only time we’re all together anymore - and we’ve been doing it almost a decade. Every year we have a theme, with costume
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Should I get this tie LMAO
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Thank you
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Why is everyone in love with me all the time get a job
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If you like vidoes like this ur gay…. 🥺
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It is very funny he did this and was like “guys it wasn’t like that. It was NOT like THAT. I was just being silly”
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Truly a moron
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
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Elon Musk confirms Twitter is removing likes and retweets from appearing on the feed Just view counts will be shown, unless you tap into the post
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Are you guys mad at me
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Cop?
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Trump is going to win isn’t he omg lmao
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I’m sorry for saying Hasan looks like a himbo in all his ig stories. I didn’t mean it. I’m still dealing with 9/11
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The dickriding is crazy
@PhillyD
Philip DeFranco 👊🏻
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SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP MRBEAST! HE KEEPS *checks notes*... helping people and bringing awareness to things the powers at be should be handling better so some random fucking rich guy doesnt need to step in to help in the first place...
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@notlolomain
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Deepfake technology is very troubling indeed
@mason_haha
PLEASE Wear A Mask
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@notlolomain
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You ever hear someone talking for like 2 minutes and know they suck almost instantly
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A goldstar bisexual (never in a relationship with a gay person)
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This is particularly funny to me bc do you think literally anyone cares what my sexuality is
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@notlolomain
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Chat stop
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???
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