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@notbriankamler

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lover of #NERevs plaques and home office decor

Joined February 2011
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@AleBedoya17 Even the Premier League isn't as good as MLS. Manchester City, the Premier League champions, have never won MLS Cup. Checkmate, Eurosnobs.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Facebook Sources!! #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
5 years
What Rich said: "Breaking Bad is the greatest tv show of all time" What I heard: "I never watched The Wire" @Toucherandrich
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@JozyAltidore What am I missing? Twellman's comments are about the U23 missing Olympics, right? Where did he call you a failure? Genuinely asking.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
I'm not normally one of the "Turner would've saved it" assholes, but Turner would've saved that #USMNT #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
My #NERevs call that ruined Felgers afternoon starts at about 1:10 The pure disgust in his voice when he realizes what happened is better than i could have hoped for
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
#NERevs at Walgreens in Providence
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
Where are the "MLS can't move to a Winter schedule" people? Last night's #NERevs game was fucking awesome.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
6 months
There are dozens of us. Dozens! #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
I know I'm a fucking idiot for letting myself get excited about the #NERevs     but I'm fucking fired up for tonight. They can absolutely beat that team at home tonight, and on Sunday anything can happen in one game.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Carles Gil does more to make me happy than the majority of my friends and family do #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
Thinking about how the first caller on the #NERevs post-game radio show tonight said that Omar is a bigger liability than a blind man at a shooting range
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
I'm still cackling about Kessler throwing the second ball into the stands. Pure genius. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
A colleague grabbed me a few 90% off Crayon Flag items from Walgreens #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
Omar Gonzalez has come in to make sure the #NERevs leave with 1 point tonight
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
These Champions League nights. I could get used to this. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
@RevsPrez This is awesome. Please give a massive pay raise to whoever had this idea.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Matched with some chick on tinder who said she's a #NERevs    season ticket holder, but she couldn't even tell me who won the Golden Boot in the Ghana Premier League during the 2016-17 season so I called her a casual and blocked her
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
This is all Charlotte fans. My word. It's different down here. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Took my 69 (nice) year old soccer-hating dad to the #NERevs     game tonight. There are a lot of snarky directions I could go (and usually would go) with this tweet, but he came to the game solely because he knows how much I enjoy the revs. We had a good time.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
6 years
Why am I even going tonight? #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
8 months
I want to know what happened with Bruce Arena. I want to know why Shalrie and Van Den Bergh left. I want to know why Richie Williams is still here. I want to know what Onalfo did to warrant keeping the SD role. I want to know BiLLeLo's role in all of it. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
5 months
This is the least fun #NERevs team since 2011. Just zero joy to be had watching this team. It's worse than the Friedel era and the end of the Heaps era.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Holy shit. Two guys outside of Cumbys, smoking and doing scratchies. Guy 1 sees my Crayon Flag hat: Hey I heard the #NERevs won again Saturday night, is that right? When are they back at Gillette? Guy 2: Yeah they're 14 points or something ahead of 2nd place, it's outrageous.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
Less than 50 bucks for Revs2 season ticket. For someone who lives 13 minutes from the stadium, that's worth it, right? #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Another game last night where Seattle fails to win against one of those elite 13 win teams 🤔🤔🤔 #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
Let it be known that NOBODY beats New England Revolution five times in one season!!! #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
It was fucked up enough when Shalrie got sent to Chivas, but this is so much worse. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
7 months
Gio Reyna isn't good enough to start for Nottingham Forest, a team battling relegation. #GreggOut chuds were pissed that Gio didn't play much in the World Cup. This admits that the USMNT doesn't have elite quality; a bench-warmer for a relegation team should be starting.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
It's so satisfying that Tommy Mac has legitimately been borderline elite after 90% of #NERevs Twitter spent the entire season crying every time he was in the lineup.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
He should probably lose his job and have to petition the league if he ever wants to work again, that's how it works when you say a bad thing right? #NERevs
@tombogert
Tom Bogert
10 months
Sources: MLS is investigating Kai Wagner's alleged use of a racial slur during the Philadelphia Union's win over the Revolution on Saturday. Wagner allegedly directed a slur at Bobby Wood during a heated exchange. w/ @mlsist . All details below
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Can confirm, authentic is available #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
@NERevolution Official petition to have Tommy Mac wear #69 . If this tweet gets 420 likes, he's legally obligated to change is number. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@rogbennett 4 days after winning the more prestigious Nations League
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Thank you all for coming on this journey with me #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Bou is one of the most underrated #NERevs     of all time. He's playing at MVP level (not for the first time in his Revd career) and people are calling for him to be bought down. Easy to be overshadowed on a team with Carles Gil, but my word.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Complete performance. Sure DC sucks, but my word. 90 minutes of elite defending, creative attacking, finishing chances, moving and possessing the ball... that's about as fun as it gets. #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@kharmops @AleBedoya17 Dude they've never even made the playoffs yet they're winning the Premier League. Absolute joke
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
The New England Revolution are playing today. I like the New England Revolution. They are my favorite soccer team. I hope they score more goals than FC Dallas today. When the New England Revolution score I will say "Yes." When FC Dallas scores I will say "No." #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
Fuck every zoom meeting that starts with a "how are you feeling" check-in question. How am I feeling? Bro, I haven't felt feelings since the 111th minute of MLS Cup 2014.
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
If ESPN Classic was still a thing this game would be on it tomorrow. Take a fucking bow Matt Turner #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
I cant wait for the #NERevs to move down 2 spots in @benwright 's power rankings after a 9 point week
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
If they rebrand right before the playoffs and then don't win the Cup, I am 100% blaming the rebrand #NERevs
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@notbriankamler
Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
Brian must go. Curt must go. Richie must go. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
We Want The Cup #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
6 months
#NERevs fandom is a mental disorder
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Is Bob Saget part of #NERevs Twitter? I didn't tag him in this tweet and he liked it. Is he Quincy Revs Fan??????
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Good morning and happy Day 1 of the Matt Turner era say it back #NERevs #USMNT
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
This might be a hot take, but does anyone else think tbe #NERevs should focus on building an entertaining team that makes people want to go to games rather than advertising players on other teams?
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
Scott Caldwell was just interviewed on some wedding venue feature on channel 5 news and they never once mentioned that he plays for the #NERevs . Solid chance they had no idea who he is.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
This has been a thing for as long as I can remember looking on the MLS Store, but I don't know if I've ever pointed it out on here. The #NERevs calculator on the store spells out "shizzle" if you flip the calculator upside down. cc: @RealMeMP
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Next bullying target #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
If you're going to a #NERevs     game, it's easier to take public transit from Boston to Red Bull Arena than from Boston to Gillette
@DFeuerstein
Daniel Feuerstein
1 year
@willsicard34 @RevsPrez Take @Amtrak Acela from South Station to Newark Penn, then transfer to PATH train to one stop in Harrison.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Crayon Flag sighting #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
We were both insanely bored so we went to a mall. Crayon Flag lives on at Lids #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
This is one of the louder Forts I've heard this season. Stadium is empty, but they're bringing it. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@HowNeilFeels @xGPhilosophy That's what "expected" means. It's not what actually happened
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Brought a non-soccer-fan friend to a #NERevs game early in the season. He's watched just about every game since, and has also watched the USMNT's WCQs. He's reached the "revs should build a stadium" phase of his fandom pretty quickly
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
If Tajon was American and playing for the #USMNT instead of Canada, he would have won pretty easily. #NERevs
@jeff_lemieux
Jeff Lemieux
3 years
Tajon Buchanan won both the player and club votes for Young Player of the Year, but a heavy win for Ricardo Pepi in the media vote was enough to take home the award. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
Told you guys Bruce news was coming today #NERevs
@tombogert
Tom Bogert
1 year
Latest on Bruce Arena investigation, per sources: - Arena unlikely to return to New England Revolution - Among complaints investigated were some that came from long-time asst, Richie Williams - Arena met w/ Don Garber Tue, Revs ownership Thur w/ @MLSist
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@Malssid2 @flmandan_mufc @JozyAltidore 3 Olympics in a row and a world cup. Should we be positive about that?
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
When is the last time you were so excited about both #NERevs and #USMNT at the same time? Been a LONG while. Fun times right now
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
The opening 11 minutes looked like the season might be unraveling, but my word did they respond. Gutsy, gutsy, high character win. You could see it in their demeanor after Goose's first goal, they were winning this fucking game. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
We've heard this team has a strong locker room. Plenty of guys who are supposed to be leaders. We'll find out today how strong exactly that locker room and leadership are with the distractions of the week. What kind of a Captain is Carles? Big Game tonight. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
4 years
@NERevolution All hail the BurnerAccount69420 kit! #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
@NERevolution Isn't there a rule that you have to take a player off if you're adding someone? #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
I hope Brian Billelo's turkey is dry today #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
I'm 100% sleeping on the couch after reacting to that goal #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
11 months
Sources: next #NERevs manager 👀👀👀
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
It's absolutely mind boggling how little Jozy's impact is on the game every single time he subs in #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
There are 14 MLS games next weekend. That's insane. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
I know it doesn't make for the best atmosphere but I do always appreciate being able to sit where I want and not having people on top of me for these games where attendance sucks. If other people don't want to go to the game, what do I care? Do what you want. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
@TaylorTwellman Jozy isn't on your list?
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Now that a few more teams have joined that elite 13 win season club that has always been a major talking point in measuring success in MLS... #NERevs 8w 1d 1L #Sounders 6w 2d 4L 🤔🤔🤔
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
The #NERevs were 8th in MLS in average attendance this year. 4 of the top 8 teams in the league in average attendance play in NFL stadiums. Gillette is the best option for this team.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Everything on the #NERevs hashtag is infuriating me today, even the things I agree with. Anything about the stadium, the logo, individual performances last night, the subs, the 23 days, the offseason, etc. Whatever people are talking about right now is infuriating me.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Anyone else probably getting fired today for not getting anything done at work? #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
Are you familiar with the forgiving nature of the Lord and Savior of #NERevs Twitter?? Repent now and all your blasphemous tweets about how he sucks will be forgiven.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
11 months
Breaking: RKK and Big Sam met this afternoon to discuss Allardyce's #NERevs takeover 👀👀👀
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
The #NERevs     have done a solid, job of replacing the important players who have left for Europe Turner -> Petro Buchanan -> Borerro (and now Chancalay) Buksa -> Vrioni Yes, I'm trying to make myself optimistic about the rest of the season. Maybe this new keeper can play.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
About to book a flight to Orlando for Sunday morning. Fuck it, why not? #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
I'm 10 minutes into last night's @RevolutionRecap and people seem really down on Jozy last night. No appreciation for his hold up play on the wing in the build up to goal 3? #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
Are the #NERevs the best team in the world right now? I can't name a single team in any country with more points than them.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
I think nearly every single one of us was pretty negative about Bobby Wood in the offseason, but that turned into a really nice signing #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
We've heard this team has a strong locker room. Plenty of guys who are supposed to be leaders. We'll find out today how strong exactly that locker room and leadership are with the distractions of the week. What kind of a Captain is Carles? Big Game tonight. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
6 months
The #NERevs aren't playing with a striker right now, which is no different from the first 25 minutes of the game
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
I ate a hot dog from Cumberland Farms today, in case you're wondering how well I'm coping with the #NERevs loss
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
I'm not talking about the points record, but does anyone get 2021 vibes from this team early on? Finding ways to win and close out games. Some breaks going your way (deflection ending up in the net on Buck goal) #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
Day 1 of asking @TaylorTwellman to quit his Apple TV job and come save the #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
#NERevs are down 7-0 in the last 108 minutes of play
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
7 months
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@NERevolution
New England Revolution
7 months
😇 @EASPORTSFC 👕👀
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
2 years
There are certainly worse ways to spend 7 bucks #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
50 bucks (and 85 cents) for the cheapest seat to watch the #NERevs play a team none of us has ever heard of on a work/school night in sub-20 degree weather is something.
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
5 years
Leaving work on a Thursday and casually telling your co-workers "have a nice weekend" because you're taking friday off to watch the #NERevs in Montreal >>>>>>>
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
GiLlEtTe iS a PrObLeM aNd NoBoDy WaNtS tO sHlEp ThErE oN a SaTuRdAy NiGhT #NERevs
@mlsnetwork
MLS NETWORK
1 year
#MLS Attendance 4/29: 1 #NERevs 30,080 2 #EveryoneN 28,793 3 #OrlandoCity 22,519 4 #AllForCITY 22,423 5 #TFCLive 21,847 6 #AustinFC 20,738 7 #RSL 20,714 8 #Crew96 20,410 9 #VamosUnited 19,215 10 #SportingKC 18,226 11 #VWFC 14,103 12 #CF97 11,432
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
GOAT
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
10 months
🚨🔥🚨🔥🚨 GMG EXCLUSIVE🚨🔥🚨🔥🚨 GUSTAVO BOU HINTS ON IG THAT HE MIGHT NOT LEAVE NEW ENGLAND GMG ALWAYS ON 🔝☝️🙌🕊☮️ #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
1 year
The fact that Twellman is as clued into Revs Twitter as he is makes me so happy. I've spent entirely too much time today thinking about which burner he might be and about where he stands on GMG vs Revs Approved Media or Diego vs Puggs. #NERevs
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Sunday Afternoon Fullbacks
3 years
The amount of hate Twellman gets is wildly irrational
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