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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

4 years

what i tweet is none of my business

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

4 years

does anyone want to be in love so we can split rent

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is it so funny to me that acting awards are separated by gender. yeah nice oscar.... for a GIRL

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

the worst part of the day is when u finish ur coffee because its like. ok guess ill wait for tomorrow then

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

buying a fun little drink used to cost $5, $6 if you were being really crazy. now, buying a fun little drink can cost up to $10

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

asked for 2% milk at cafe, they didn’t have, asked if mixing whole and skim would be fine, i said “yea of course, i love science” and they laughed. gonna be riding this high for a while

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

when i do not respond to someone's message it is because i am a gentle and flighty creature who wants to craft the perfect response in due time. when someone does not respond to my message it is because they want me dead in a ditch

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3 years

sorry i can't talk right now i have to do something normal and then freak out that it was somehow evil

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

how many times can u text someone askign them to hang out in a friend way before its just humiliating urself

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

the coolest thing a person can do is have a hobby. im not even kidding

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

embracing living in brooklyn by wearing an outfit that does not look good or fit my body well

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

2 years

going to the gay club tonight. hope they play paper bag by fiona apple

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

stop trying to make julia fox regular famous they will tear her down. some girls are born to be gay famous

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

hate when i go somewhere looking hot and everyone makes me feel guilty about it. sorry ur like doing the ironic waif thing or whatever but im gonna have fun

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

was never really a big fan of vine, but now i realize that it was actually the ideal platform, due to the fact that it is impossible to do discourse in 6 seconds

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

haven't seen like, any writing about how skincare culture replacing makeup culture is basically the wellness rhetoric replacing diet rhetoric lol

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

if a cocktail counts just change 10 to 30 in ur head

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

do you think squidward has gifted kid burnout

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

posted a selfie i thought was cute and dreamy on my instagram story and got two messages that said “r u ok”

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

they're soaking your ass overnight on bean twitter

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

outing myself as a cows milk coffee drink enjoyer for this tweet. i’m not sorry - iced soy or oat all the way tho

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

when do u stop being afraid that u will be fired from ur job. does it ever end

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anna ◡̈

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1 year

every day dating apps help me find men i am uninterested in to levels previously thought impossible

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

one thing about me is i will metabolize food into energy

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

this tweet got attention and now i am being "dunked" "on" for my bold proposition that after you finish drinking coffee for the day, you can't drink any more coffee that day. i love online

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

can someone bring me a dozen oysters and a slice of lemon and some vinegar and a blonde draft beer or glass of sparkling white wine. it’s urgent

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

so are you just supposed to think of people you no longer speak to and regret how you treated once a week for the rest of your life or

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anna ◡̈

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1 year

honestly if you eat a mango and don’t want to write a poem about it you’re the weird one

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

if its like a new friend its like 3ish i think. if ur already very close u can ask as many times as u want. anyway this is a subtweet

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

can we just change it to national hot dog day i really just need a day where my whole goal is to eat a hot dog. really don’t need all the baggage but i still want the day off and the hot dog and this feels like the best solution.

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3 years

milk fed by melissa broder

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3 years

she sally on my rooney and it feels normal, people

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3 years

isn’t it crazy how friends are just people you are friends with

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

if you get anxious at the bar they should just let you work there so you have something to do with your hands

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

@LivPosting are you saying we don't live in a society where honor is a distant memory isn't that right batman

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im sooo good at throwing stones. dont ask what my house is made out of btw

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

not many people know this, but hanging out is actually the most important thing in the world

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

why does this anecdote about my morning have over one thousand likes

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3 years

moms are obsessed with booking a hotel room in midtown

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

lots of being claiming this “sentiment” is “symptomatic” “of” “obsessive” “compulsive” “disorder” and to them i say “are you mad at me”

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

4 years

i can’t believe this went viral twice. my venmo is hostarastrology, though it seems like this virality is because no one has any money. isn’t that fucked up

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4 years

the male gaze is when a guy looks at you

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

so true besties

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

maybe i should join a cult. i’m literally soooooo bored

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

what if you were at the movies and the lady next to you started assembling a charcuterie board

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

watching roe v wade go during the met gala is so insane

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

5 months

i gotta admit mine is "omg you people can't do anything"

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@postingtime

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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

everyone is in love with me. so you can imagine the kind of duress i’m under

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

the university is lowkey in its flop era

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

1 year

i dream of this life

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@kenzianidiot

1 year

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 16

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

demanding that people get covid tests and quarantine to go on a date with me and them saying yes is a serious power trip lmao

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

1 year

if i was kendall roy i would be on my fourth humanities phd

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I still don’t know why these children want to work so badly

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

sometimes people share their opinions and i’m like. i mean i guess i could see how you would arrive at that conclusion if you had never lived a day on earth

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

every person i meet in nyc is like “where can i dance to songs i know and like” and then every club is like “deep house every night until 5am”

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4 years

thinking about this one again

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

thinking about the footnote in civilization and its discontents where freud says that the reason women tended to fire is because men have penises and therefore would have given into the urge to pee on the fire

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3 years

i think every day about when i was listening to SOPHIE on spotify and then it recommended me a song that was a trans guy singing with a guitar, verbatim "i don't know what to do with all this privilege"

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3 years

can we end the screenshotting-a-tiktok-that-is-obviously-a-joke-by-a-young-woman-and-pretending-they-are-being-serious-to-provoke-faux-outrage-industrial-complex

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

i’m evil now btw

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

my most controversial opinion is that i lowkey wish there was not a global pandemic

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4 months

back on tinder

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3 years

@internetanja you know glamdemon2004 would body these girls

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3 years

vroom vroom by charli xcx is autofiction

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

are people so dense that i have unintentionally contributed

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3 years

can we end the screenshotting-a-tiktok-that-is-obviously-a-joke-by-a-young-woman-and-pretending-they-are-being-serious-to-provoke-faux-outrage-industrial-complex

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

my mom's cancer treatment is officially done :')

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3 years

don't ever put me in a Conversation

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3 years

ummmm i wasn't being misogynist??? i SAID women AND nonbinary people?????? arent you listening lol

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@notablyanna

3 years

tricking people into being my friend so that i can eventually tell them about how cacti evolved to have a wide spread of shallow roots in order to optimize absorption of ground level water in the desert

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2 years

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3 years

why is every side hustle about like having drive and creativity. what is the side hustle where i get to just do someone else's stupid admin work for 5 hours a week

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2 years

i <3 the bus. it’s so cool that there’s a state sanctioned dissociation area

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3 years

@bestinsio i’m trying so hard not to explain it to you

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3 years

@tressiemcphd a couple months ago the kid next to me got banned for life from the airline for his mask being down three times! they are not playing around...

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

ok no offense to you guys i love your internet validation but being hot in real life is truly one of the best feelings out there

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

3 years

i am NOT A MEMBER OF PROMPT TWITTER

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@notablyanna

3 years

well first i was bedpilled but then i got coffeepilled and gympilled and now i’m showerpilled so i can be museumpilled after this and than after that i will be comedyshowpilled

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

keep thinking about the podcast i listened to where the host pointed out that a reason so many thin people think fat activism is solely about self-image is because thin people are unable to conceptualize that you can actually face structural marginalization because of your size

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anna ◡̈

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next to the apply button on job postings there should be a "shame" button where you can shame a company for having an unrealistically low salary for the role

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3 years

does anyone on here play chess but is not very good

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anna ◡̈

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3 years

why are you as a man shooting a man in reno just to watch him die

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anna ◡̈

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4 years

my mom had an ultrasound today and we found out the chemo has been working; her tumors are shrinking and she might not need a mastectomy 😭😭😭

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

5 months

this is so insane to me

mitski data

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Mitski's "My Love Mine All Mine" has surpassed Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" in Spotify streams. It's now the 926th most streamed song of all time.

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anna ◡̈

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does anyone want to give me a years salary so i can catch up on sleep

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anna ◡̈

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2 years

@communoah it’s actually insane to me that we don’t start with the fact that a huge disproportionate percentage of gen z can’t afford to live away from their parents? and instead start with these ambiguous unproven feelings abt sexual culture

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3 years

confession: i do not know what the hell you people are talking about when you say you are scared of teens. these are children we’re talking about right

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2 years

me when only 3 of my 10,000 cameras are not operational across my 472 subway stations

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

3 years

klarna is so cool. the american dream has always been to go into variable interest rate debt to buy a pair of jeans

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anna ◡̈

@notablyanna

3 years

can someone make me a t shirt to wear in public that says “open to making friends. talk to me. i’m normal”

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@notablyanna

2 years

yesterday i was on the train with a guy who explained to his friend that he had given up alcohol, drugs, partying, and sex all in the noble pursuit of perfecting his tight 5

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3 years

going to the beach that makes you have body dysmorphia. so just the regular beach

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