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attorney by day, socialite by night

Dallas, TX
Joined February 2013
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
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“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
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the homosexual urge to be friends with your friends’ moms when you were a teenager
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and on the Lord’s day?
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
6 months
also “not to be a hater, but—” no no, please do! hate all you want, I probably agree!
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I’ve been dating this boy a year now and he’s made me smile every day since I met him🥲😌
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I worked hard at NDP and got into Pepperdine with a scholarship because I don't have the money for it so stfu
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give me an example of a kid who got into a better school because they got an education at notre dame not because they have the money for it
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This map looks like the most petty subtweet at Nevada ever lmao
@CAL_FIRE
CAL FIRE
6 years
CAL FIRE would like to continue to thank our out of state partners that are assisting with our fight to contain these wildfires. Every additional state that joins us in battling these fire provides crucial support.
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
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yesterday’s sunset with my son :’)
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POV: you accidentally fell asleep with a face mask on
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happy new year gays
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it’s 2038. you visit pepperdine again. tuition is now $140,000 a year. only freshman get housing, everyone else sleeps in tents on alumni. the new basketball stadium is still being built. not a parking spot in sight. still got that ocean view tho
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it’s 2038. you go visit your kid at NAU. every building is some sort of residence hall. there’s no such thing as parking anymore. Rita Cheng is somehow still alive, and the skateboard kids at the union now use hover boards, but still haven’t landed a single trick
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If you have to use your passport to get into the bar, I just know you’re a chaotic yet hot bitch
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 months
@mattxiv fellas is it gay to put a little cream and sugar in your coffee?
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Car rides to malibu😌
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I asked my boyfriend to send pictures of the new curtain rods the maintenance team put in while I was at work and he sent me these
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happy halloweekend sluts
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Congrats on the promotion babe🥹🥳
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your honor, I ask that the Court take judicial notice that the Harry Potter movies are Christmas movies
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Happy Monday everyone😌
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Y’all were right, the Eiffel Tower IS beautiful this time of year😌
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these were taken a minute apart
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
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@f4gg0t_666 everyone is allowed to be a little bit of a hater, as a treat
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I passed the California bar exam😭🙏🏼 here’s a pic of me leaving the exam lmao
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:)
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Waiting for one of these fine Texas men to call me a f*g at the state fair
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just a lil gay lawyer doing lil gay lawyer things
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@rebmasel It’s funny too bc my account is public😭 like truly I’m just trying to get John the Forex Trader and Tammy the Sugar Mama out of my DMs!!!!
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no bc I’m obsessed with my new couch and these pumpkin pillows🥹
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Mom: "would you jump off a cliff if your friends told you to?" Me:
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“all water tastes the same” first of all arrowhead is basically trash that you can drink
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“After you get a vasectomy, you don’t ejaculate, you just shoot out pee” - @ginger_twunk
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when people ask what my senior year has been like
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la bella vita
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Law student by day, socialite by night
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I hope my future wife is good with killing spiders bc if not, we are just gonna have to burn our house down or move
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I sneezed in my room with the door wide open and none of my roommates yelled “bless you” from the living room the fuckin fakes in this house man
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Saying my name to Argentines is the worst because either A) they have no clue what I said B) they immediately reference High School Musical
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Oh so you admit it? That all of this has nothing to do with protecting free speech and everything to do with making sure the LGBT Community loses more rights? Got it
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The Pride Month has been an absolute disaster for the LGBT cult. They’ve taken one L after another. And now it ends with them losing in the Supreme Court. Awesome stuff.
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@troykram YOU GUYS CHRISTINA PERRI BLOCKED ME BECAUSE OF THIS TWEET IM DYING😂
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My homestay Madre switched my cereal from Frosted Flakes to unfrosted flakes and Im just wondering when I missed a family meeting about this
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One month until I move to Malibu😍🌊 #PepperdineBound http://t.co/XVXHjV7aGG
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My mom’s hands were hurting her too much to wrap presents this year, so my sisters and I decided that instead of wrapping them perfectly, we would do the worst job possible and they were so much better
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@heyjaeee @ginger_twunk i literally edited this tweet for him lmfaooo
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
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@JohnSiz87085133 are you fucking blind
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My bf sent me flowers at work today just because we are going to the Taylor Swift concert this Saturday and I’m so🥹😭
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me, filling up my water bottle with the caf machine every day despite the 3 instruction labels telling me not to:
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
you aren't gonna get a homecoming date because you've been with half the guys in your grade sorry this isn't hoecoming
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
notre dame put the most judgmental picture of me on the website so thats pretty cool http://t.co/YA6G9Xr8Es
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
looking at your grades on portal like http://t.co/zsFDP46U3F
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
Hearing that Lexi Bruni and Dana Steinwall talk shit about me in summer school is one of my highest achievements😊 #lovinglife
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To All The Books I Didn’t Have Time To Read Before I Saw The Movie
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
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Lexi Bruni told me she hated me today 😂👌 The feeling is mutual #lifegoal
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Now that 1989 TV is coming out, everyone needs to stop sleeping on How You Get the Girl because it is one of her BEST songs I stg
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Some girl tried spreading rumors about my little sister and wouldn’t talk to her face to face about it so Kandace took matters into her own hands and I’m so proud :’)
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Some of you used to like your own instagram posts before they even had 11 likes and it shows
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we, as a society, should bring back the term “bitchin” bc it’s literally perfect
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Dad of the Year award goes to whoever that man was that picked that seagull up WITH HIS BARE HANDS and walked it out of the graduation stands hats off to you dude
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“He did NOT just dump me over text and post an Instagram story about football an HOUR LATER” it’s rough for my straight girlies out there😭 🫶🏼
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“Wait, I thought Wichita was a state. Like I thought it was Kansas City, Wichita” - @ginger_twunk
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
A guy at the stop light is revving his camero up and I look over and its Louis careful Louis we dont want any run-ins with the wall again
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got home from the gym for dinner and my homestay madre had steak, mashed potatoes, and an omelet ready for me #blessed
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
If I'm not boy toy named Troy who lives in Detroit for Halloween this year then what am I even suppose to be?
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
"mom omg we can skip school tomorrow a-" "don't care u have to go" "But mom com-" "nope" "ok just know I'll have no friends bc of you"
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THE CLINTONS HAVE DONE BOTH LOL
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Make sure to post an Instagram of your mom today that she will try to zoom in on when you show her! #HappyMothersDay
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HAHA! jokes on you because mine is called “chillin” and has 229 songs
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zooey
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if u have a playlist called “chill” u should go to jail one year for each song in it
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This is in front of the Starbucks down the street from Pepperdine😅😂
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
when someone I don't like is talking in class http://t.co/QpZBabq5ZJ
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
Sister yo complimenting my shirt today was kinda trippy🌀 http://t.co/2ZbVYhwW2p
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
I just tried eating fruit and found mold on a corner of the container after eating some and realized that's the reason I don't eat healthy
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this is the souvenir my sister brought back for me from her trip to Rome, happy pride 😂
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bachelor contestants only know how to drink wine, wear swimsuit, cry in different country, stab in back, get rose, want clarity, be over drama and lie
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Loving life upside down😛 http://t.co/NCvUny1PHa
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
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NO MOM YOU DONT NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY PROGRESS REPORT WE HAVE LIKE 3 GRADES IN THE GRADEBOOK DAMN 🙅
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
Lexi Bruni told me to be quiet today ok go back to canada
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
Me playing football “ @OhWowThatsAwk : me trying to take control of my life http://t.co/F3oQvoZD9E”
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If you don’t separate your white laundry from your dark laundry when you wash clothes, you’re a child
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I hate being the one friend everyone relies on for a quick response. Screw y’all, my replies are now 3-5 business days + a S&H fee smh
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when the security system of the house I'm dog sitting at says "west kitchen door open" and I'm alone
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This review on a mattress I was looking at on Amazon has me DYING💀
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When Drake comes on so you gotta get out of the car and dance
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I would like to remind everyone that my dumbass didn’t remember anything about the Moguls on my World History AP test so I wrote about the warriors from Mulan destroying villages. Then I remembered after the test that those were the Huns💀
@DisneyStudios
Walt Disney Studios
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It is my duty to fight. Disney’s #Mulan is in theaters March 27, 2020.
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One of my friends in college who was an international student was telling me about the time he caused a fender bender but “thankfully” there was only damage to the other car because he was driving his dad’s BULLETPROOF Range Rover 😭
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
I love arizona because some places have 3 feet of snow and we have this http://t.co/ozK5RjSYOp
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i’m just gonna say it, if you were Team Jacob then you’re either a pick me gay or a furry
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
10 years
I take snapchats of my friends secretly and it works out perfectly http://t.co/ojRNTZ8iwP
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judge 2016 not by the things that happened to you but by how you overcame them. stop being negative & give yourself some credit
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@not_troy_bolton
troy
11 years
People always want to complain about supporting the NHS Inductees but then bitch about NDP "making them feel bad"✋ #hardworkpaysoff
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I was gonna go to the gym tonight but I started eating potato chips and was gonna stop but I've never been a quitter so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Less than a month to go before I'll be studying abroad in Argentina and this is in my fortune cookie, I'm so hyped😛
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had to go to Catholic mass with my fam this morning for christmas and I was worried they could SMELL the f*g on me in that church
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the search feature on @Spotify SUCKS SO BAD!! doesn’t want to work without connection when your search for music you have downloaded. doesn’t show your downloads first. doesn’t recognize new music released. would probably steal your identity. 10/10 needs work
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Clay But my dad didn’t want people making fun of me by saying “Clay is gay” and yet look how that turned out😭💀
@_GodHerself
Bitch, thrifty?! Hoe, money!! 💰
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What was the name that your parents almost named you but didn't?!??
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I dabbed and milly rocked to Joy to the World in church today and idk if I’ve ever hated myself more
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