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@not__dog__

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Beneath a cloudless sky

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Joined August 2020
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@not__dog__
2 years
if you should meet a Dog upon the road, pet him
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2 years
Even the Samurai are eating slop (汚水) ⁉️ Bushido has fallen..
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1 year
Like all great deeds, it would not be just if Prometheus had only stolen the lightning. They must also behold what they have lost.
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A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a farmer's crop from Delaware for 4 years, and eats it right in front of a surveillance camera.
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@not__dog__
4 months
Always wandering: through the fog, and through the mist. "I must keep going."
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@not__dog__
2 months
Out there, beyond men's knowing
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4 months
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@not__dog__
1 year
They swarmed upon it with great fury, tearing it to shreds, mercilessly. So much so, any discernable form was entirely lost.
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@not__dog__
6 months
"Their techniques... lost."
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@not__dog__
1 year
A melon merchant He couldn't find a buyer the night was falling.
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@not__dog__
2 years
"millions of insects, fighting in wars of the grandest scale, over mounds of dirt..." "thousands of fish, birds, deer, bears and wolves... trapped in perpetual struggle for existence..."
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@not__dog__
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@not__dog__
5 months
Eternity
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@not__dog__
1 month
The School of Athens
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Under the Vault of Heaven
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@not__dog__
1 year
"Dragons didn't exist, but this thing sure did."
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
1 year
Quetzalcoatlus northropi model next to a 1.8m man. The largest known flying animal to ever exist.
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@not__dog__
10 months
𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯 (無心). "No mind."
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@not__dog__
5 months
To strive, to seek, to find:
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@not__dog__
2 months
The waking share a world in common
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2 years
Ancient Greek Graffiti saying "I didn't like anything but the sarcophagus," and "I can't read the hieroglyphs." From the tomb of Ramses V.
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@not__dog__
2 years
how one sees this image is truly a mirror of their inner world
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2 years
Argos, neglected and too old to rise, recognised Odysseus when no one else did, in his disguise. He could not greet his beloved dog, as it would betray who he was. He went past- but not without shedding a tear. Argos, who had finally fulfilled his duty, passed away peacefully.
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@not__dog__
1 year
Out there, beyond man's knowing
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@not__dog__
1 year
Do not despair, friend! I've prepared a tasty meal. I hope you've saved room.
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@not__dog__
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@not__dog__
3 months
*does nothing*
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@not__dog__
5 months
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@not__dog__
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@not__dog__
5 months
Corridors of Time
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3 months
Ruins, of an Ancient Land
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@not__dog__
10 months
Who there disturbeth me? What villain intrudes upon my potato patch...
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@not__dog__
2 years
driving an empty and eternal highway at night is a distinctly American feeling
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@not__dog__
9 months
Please do not interrupt the liturgy.
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11 months
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@not__dog__
2 years
"..." "..."
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@not__dog__
1 year
Everyone, I know: goes away, in the end; And you could have it all,
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3 months
The Odyssey
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@not__dog__
28 days
Friend, you've picked a bad time to visit my pumpkin patch. Bands of mischievous gnomes have carried off all of my pumpkins, in the middle of the night. What you see is all that's left.
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@not__dog__
9 months
Pay me no mind, wanderer...
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@not__dog__
2 months
The Wizard? He lives in a cottage, just down the cobblestone path. You can't miss it. Though, if you were neglectful, I suppose there's always the possibility!
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@not__dog__
2 months
Autumn draws near...
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@not__dog__
5 months
And so, our brave knights continued on their journey, with resolution and fortitude.
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@not__dog__
6 months
Aren't you listening? We are staking out the fort, to inventory its defenses. We shall return once again at nightfall, and then run the operation.
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@not__dog__
4 months
*sounds of grass and twigs*
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4 months
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@not__dog__
1 year
They ravenously, and violently, tore, eviscerating their hapless victim instantly.
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@not__dog__
9 months
The Philosopher
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@not__dog__
5 months
The onset of night signals cold will soon follow. Waiting, for the light.
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@not__dog__
25 days
September
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1 year
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@not__dog__
3 months
The Knight
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5 months
The evening redness: pale silver, over the sands. A journey westward.
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@not__dog__
6 months
A humble planter sows one time, reaps another. The way of nature.
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@not__dog__
4 months
Selling oranges: "They are like condensed sunlight." Do not miss this deal.
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@not__dog__
1 year
The wind, in autumn. The brotherly bond dissolves: A parting of ways.
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@not__dog__
5 months
"It may seem as though I am doing nothing, but a lot, in fact, is happening."
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@not__dog__
2 months
Traveler, this is not a place to be tread upon by mortal men, with impure hearts, and days short, like the field grasses. I ask that you return to where from whence you came.
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@not__dog__
3 months
[sleeping]
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@not__dog__
1 year
The sun still rises beyond those snowy cloudmists. Even in winter..
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@not__dog__
2 years
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@not__dog__
5 months
The sun overhead: a leaf, for shade. The stillness of the creek waters.
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@not__dog__
1 year
Because Agamemnon has dishonored me, I will not fight.
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@not__dog__
2 years
"Have pity on us poor slaves!" "I refuse." "At the end of the game, don't all chess pieces return to the same box?" "Yes, but it is justice that still renders one a king, one a bishop, and another a pawn. This cannot be changed."
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The Hermit
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Beneath a cloudless sky
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@not__dog__
8 months
*Emerges from its wintry torpor*
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@not__dog__
1 year
The moonlight was pale in its character.
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In his waning years, the warrior would retire to contemplative life, engaging in battle of another kind...
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"He did nothing, but all under the heavens (天) was accomplished."
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"Many times I've wondered, how much there is to know."
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In search of life everlasting, Gilgamesh wandered to the ends of the earth.
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@not__dog__
2 months
The water in this sacred grotto cures all disease; you may drink of it yourself, but you are forbidden to take any away.
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5 months
Proteus
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@not__dog__
1 year
I have heard the Daimyō has selected you for leading a special regiment. Congratulations! This time, dinner's on me. You can forget about your tab, also. Take it from an old, washed-up warrior, who himself dreamt once of an honorable end.
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@not__dog__
5 months
*sounds of water splashing*
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@not__dog__
2 years
"Sensei, I am hungry." "do not worry, little one. when I catch some fish, we shall eat." "what if you don't catch any?" "then we will not eat."
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@not__dog__
4 months
A Pilgrim, set towards the rising sun.
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1 year
GOOD morning from... an UNEXPECTED Guest ?!? (he smelled apple pie) (and me ofc)
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1 year
POV: Exiled from the floating city, you wander through a ruined terrestrial glade.
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21st Century Faustian Man
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For restitution of my crimes, I, Heracles, had to perform many arduous labours.
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@not__dog__
10 months
A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
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2 years
"can you explain this gap in your resume?" "no"
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@not__dog__
9 months
"Pépito is out." ... "Pépito is back home."
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Pépito is out (04:58:45)
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In the twilight of his life, Matsuo Bashō would choose to leave Edo for the last time.
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Apple Music users watching everyone post their Spotify Wrapped
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"Atlantis is a metaphor" fans when you ask why it's called the Atlantic Ocean and not the Metaphor Ocean
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I waited for you: three hours, and you aren't here. The sushi's gone bad.
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A Vulgar Display of Power
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