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“natural language processing” bro i do that every day, it’s called listening to my homies

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@reaghhan I have seen Facebook posts from my college classmates in 2015 that sound exactly like this

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@zachsilberberg lmfao i was sitting next to y’all wondering what the fuss was about i should’ve written on my laptop “hi twitter user zach silberberg i love your work”

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@nieltown followed bc that’s my zip code too

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@KeaKhutsoane @kelechnekoff My cycle changes every month and I been at home the whole time

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“SpaceX? More like I need some space, ex. That’s right, I’m breaking up with you.” This is how I would break up with Elon Musk if I were Grimes

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@marie_phalange @rishipuff Clearly.... all graphic designers are Democrats

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Raya: the app and the where ben last dragon affleck tries to date you

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Asian women do not owe you a conversation about whether it was racially motivated. We do not owe you an explanation about why we are affected by it. To you, it may be a fun “rational debate.” To us, it’s our safety and our lives.

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me before coffee: "i hate being awake and i have no goals" me after coffee: "i'm going to get a PhD and go to space"

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4 years

The worst thing about wearing a mask is realizing your breath really smells like that. The best thing about wearing a mask is you and your loved ones don’t die.

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4 years

if you can understand someone's broken english, don't point it out. have you ever tried to use the french you learned in high school with real french people? now multiply that anxiety by 100.

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Lol remember “flatten the curve”

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😍😍 @maingear

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@PercyRover turd on a jedi and bird

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Wish I could thanos snap all the guns away

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4 years

"Hope this email finds you safe during The Revolution"

Abbi Crutchfield

@curlycomedy

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Please stop referring to this time as “Everything that is going on.” Call it the Black Lives Matter movement if you want to be positive, and The Revolution if you want to make your white family members uncomfortable.

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The FBI be like

Peter Corless 🇺🇲 🇮🇪 🇺🇦

@PeterCorless

4 years

Meanwhile on Parler...

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hell yea I only have to defeat 7 more women to become the one true, final woman

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3 years

This Taika Waititi news has broken me

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Today and every day... trans women are women.

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3 years

all the people I knew on twitter from 10 years ago met their fiancés on twitter and then stopped tweeting

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3 years

Started lifting weights so that one day, I too can be stuck in the Suez Canal for six days, immovable by any man or machine

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3 years

YEA I GOT THAT ASS(tigmatism)

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4 years

Pls no more movies about white people getting lost in space

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4 years

While were at it let’s remove all apps from the App Store. I’ll maybe finally listen to my voicemails and text my friends back.

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3 years

“Is landlocked and situated in the Himalayas” 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵 🇳🇵

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@chunkbardey Is it Nilla wafers

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3 years

The optometrist is the eye doctor and the therapist is the *I* doctor

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4 years

All hot girls have delusions of grandeur and a broken phone screen. I don’t make the rules.

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I’m convinced people don’t know what a 30 year old woman looks like. They think a woman is supposed to be covered in wrinkles or lose and eye in 10 years. Miley also has a whole team whose entire job is to keep her hot

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i'm sorry but this woman is loved by god. all the drugs she's done, all the chaos she's been in, and she's probably the BEST aging celebrity alongside beyoncé. like she can still pass as 20/tbh a senior in any high school netflix show. i am FLOORED.

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3 years

Got my second dose 💅🏼💉

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3 years

Did I mention the first friend I made when I immigrated (3rd grade) is on Great Canadian Baking Show? He just won star baker for Italian week!

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2 years

Putting on eyeliner tomorrow and getting a $6 iced latte. Wish me luck.

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2 years

Fiancé is out of town so I am living like a frat bro: driving to Costco so I could get a $1 hot dog. Sleeping with my unfolded laundry on the other side of the bed. Playing Fortnite until 10pm.

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4 years

if this isn't my entire post-pandemic vibe then what is the point

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3 years

I will send 5 paragraphs of texts and then immediately fall asleep, like a villain

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4 years

🥺🥺 loving my living room rn

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8 months

@j3wtalian Is this the guy going to Singapore to get his liver stolen

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1 year

I’m gonna put you guys onto something

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4 years

I'm finally finishing @Cmdr_Hadfield 's incredible book and I can't stop tearing up about what a great human he is and how proud I am to be Canadian. :')

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I got blocked by Aaron Carter bc I said “you make me sad” on one of his shirtless selfies. I wasn’t lying tho!! He does make me sad!!

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3 years

my mother’s toxic trait when I was a teenager was buying me clothes that are too small for me telling me if I lost weight they would fit. I finally discovered that instead, I could just buy bigger clothes that actually flatter my current body shape 🥴

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3 years

Babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your goals you made at the beginning of the pandemic to finally work on yourself lately

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@staidindoors Godzilla vs. Kong fight scene 😻

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3 years

It got approved!!!! 🍾🍾🍾🍾

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Can everyone pray to the immigrant gods that my visa comes in time and doesn’t mess up all my vibes and plans 🥲

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4 years

Pushing unity without accountability is gaslighting.

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3 years

Finally some recognizable women covered in blood Halloween costumes I can convincingly pull off as an Asian lady 🩸🔪 👻 Thanks queens ❤️

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4 years

I’ve ordered so much hot sauce

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2 years

This realization made me drop my calculus class because it stressed me out. Now I’m gonna go to oyster happy hour to celebrate dropping calculus class!!!!

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4 years

@11thHour Thought I was looking at pics from man in the high castle...

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3 years

Lesbian period drama starring Anya Taylor-Joy and Phoebe Dynevor WHEN????

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2 years

A man will say he has seasoning at his house and it’s just this

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3 years

One time I went to domino’s to pick up a pizza and the guy saw my last name and said “where is that from?” I answered and he said, VERBATIM, “I love the culture of Japan and whatnot” “I LOVE THE CULTURE OF JAPAN AND WHATNOT”

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My mom told me that her and my brother were walking down the street and some dudes driving by screamed “stupid Chinese” at them I am so mad and sad my little brother has to go thru this. I wish I could protect him from this sort of thing.

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My real glowup is going from an Elon Musk stan in 2016 to a Keanu Reeves stan in 2021

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Girls it’s cool to have thick arms even if they are made mostly of fat not muscle

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Ok but why does 20% of my joy come from ordering takeout when there is food at home

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I am this 🤏🏼 close 🤏🏼 to paying off my credit cards!!! Everyone say GG GAGA

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4 years

Y'all I made this!

Louisiana Primary Care Association

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ICYMI: Earlier this week, we shared our new Louisiana Community Health Center Dashboard! This dashboard gives you easy-to-access information on #LouisianaCHCs , important metrics that matter, data, and statistics. 💻 See our dashboard and learn more:

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I won’t do the “celebs I’ve been told I look like” because there are like 10 Asian women in Hollywood total and every time I’ve been told I look like one of them it feels a little racist

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2 years

Disgusting. I walked on the treadmill for half an hour and it made me feel good.

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why do good sheets cost so much?? it's just a piece of fabric?? chill out

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never open the comment section on anything, ever

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Oh no! They’re discovering public health again!

The New York Times

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2 years

Researchers who study Type 2 diabetes have reached a stark conclusion: There is no device or drug powerful enough to counter the effects of poverty, pollution, stress, a broken food system, cities that aren't walkable, and inequitable access to healthcare.

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Is anyone willing to be friends with me but the only times we see each other are for biweekly $1 oyster happy hours

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1) withholding vaccination from prisoners is too cruel a punishment. 2) mass and disproportionate incarceration of black and brown people makes this a racism issue. not ok.

Boston Globe Opinion

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Editorial: Choosing not to vaccinate people for the sole reason that they are in prison is not just misguided public health policy; it’s a punishment too cruel and unusual for any citizen to accept.

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Am I gonna learn calculus in my mid-20s

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I made two whole important phone calls to strangers today please clap

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Can’t believe they swore Joe in on a copy of Infinite Jest

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I’m ready to admit that one of my most embarrassing moments is when I was 11 didn’t know much English I thought gravy was mashed potato (not just the stuff that came on top of mashed potato) and I went to a restaurant and ordered “gravy” and made my family eat it

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Masks are perfect for hiding the fact that I popped a zit on my nose 15 minutes before going into the world

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I’ve just made this meme. Feels like therapy.

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3 years

I'm at the home. I'm at the office. I'm at the combination of home and office.

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Me, 9 months into covid times, wore sweatpants 90% of the time, put zero effort into my appearance: “I should get undereye filler, that’ll make me feel good about myself and the world”

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Trans youth rights are being attacked and this needs to be bigger news. There has been so much evidence that gender affirming care improves many health outcomes, but people care about their pRiNcIpLeS more than children’s lives. What happened to pro life?

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Once again they did not believe what women have been saying for hundreds if not thousands of years but when APPLE conducts a “study”....

Gizmodo

@Gizmodo

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Apple Study Affirms That Women Do in Fact Have Cramps During Their Periods

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If there is one thing about me it’s that I have to let a man know when he is wrong

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Whenever I start tweeting about the pandemic I put the “, MPH” back on my Twitter name. Trust me?!?!?!?!

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I am surrounded by people who do super impressive things (get a job that pays 70% more than their last job, get a second masters degree, finish med school) and they all tell me “I feel nothing” afterwards What is happening? Is there a point to ambition? Are we all depressed?

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@thatdutchperson Should’ve started speaking straight Dutch at him

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What did we expect when we started letting the meanest girls in high school who have no regard for anyone’s feelings or human life in general go on to become nurses