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Joined June 2018
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@noobdoggy
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This is still the best image covid ever created
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@noobdoggy
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Great. Just fucking great. I tried to reheat my dinner by putting it on my PC because it was running hot now my computer won't start and this shit is soggy and cold now. Just more bad news as usual.
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@noobdoggy
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10 months
Holy shit
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@noobdoggy
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4 months
Review bombing a free game that came out 17 years ago
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Team Fortress 2 received 25,000 negative reviews on Steam, dropping recent reviews to mostly negative. Players are unhappy as the official servers are overrun by cheating bots: #FixTF2
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
This is one thing valorant players could never understandโ€ฆ
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
never online gambling again. just watched the dealer false shuffle and when I called him out he asked me โ€œwhatโ€™s brackin?โ€ and threw up gang signs. im down 700 dollars and rent is due in a week ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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@noobdoggy
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
I wasnโ€™t joking about buying the shirt
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
women love playing valorant with me ๐Ÿ’œ
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@noobdoggy
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3 months
This is how its done @DrDisrespect
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
This is what infinite teamkills on CS2 makes you feel like
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@noobdoggy
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5 years
Straight facts. My mom just respawned and walked in the door with a maga hat on talmbout โ€œim fixed retard.โ€ then sat down and lit up a cigar on some โ€œItโ€™s a boy!โ€ type shit. Thank you for curing cancer, Donny!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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U.S. Cancer Death Rate Lowest In Recorded History! A lot of good news coming out of this Administration.
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
I have never seen someone so mad over team killing ๐ŸคฃI would show the rest of the rants but the video is too long for twitter ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
EDP445 speaking FACTS!
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
csgo skin traders are the worst
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@noobdoggy
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@DrDisrespect Notice how heโ€™s coming back when school is starting up againโ€ฆ
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
for everyone asking why i stopped cheating i just read the csgo fairplay guidelines and i had no fucking idea this entire time i really am a bit disappointed in my community for not letting me know sooner
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
Counter Strike 2 has a jetpack glitch and it looks bad ass
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
My rust neighbor raided my wooden base so i spent the next 2 days ruining his wipe. He spent 2 entire hours trying to get back into his base after i broke his bag and eventually quit the wipe
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@noobdoggy
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@noobdoggy
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1 month
THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Letโ€™s go!!! Just got my key drop after watchin @summit1g all night!
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Goodbye Twitter. Us real patriots are moving to another social media platform that will respect our rights as American citizens.
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
REST IN PEACE TO THE PIG SKIN METHOD... YOU WILL BE MISSED GREATLY
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@noobdoggy
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11 months
This dude was on Tiktok Live last night streaming ufc fights at a bar by reflecting it into his apple watch ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@noobdoggy
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3 months
That is shit from a butt
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@noobdoggy
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10 months
@miniatureneko i think he's up several million
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Lord forgive me for all my sins but too many old dudes didn't get the joke and i finally snapped ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
we made a guy so mad in rust he joined our discord with his webcam on talking about money and how pathetic we are
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
Here's him giving the post fight recap and then tell you how awesome his life is compared to yours real quick ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
@noobdoggy
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1 year
I have never seen someone so mad over team killing ๐ŸคฃI would show the rest of the rants but the video is too long for twitter ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
๐Ÿค“
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
ratio + youโ€™re a loser for using foreign conflict for clickbait + your username sucks ass + im dope as hell
@TDM_Jesus
TDM_Heyzeus
3 years
Apparently a guy who cheats in video games for a living is really upset I made a video defending Ukraine and using skins as a way to talk about how valuable and fragile peace is. Not sure if he's a Putin supporter or just fucking stupid ๐Ÿค”
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Movement players get a girl in their CS:GO game and start doing lightskin faces while making callouts
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
bringin back another classic
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
What sort of timeline are we in where the last hope to save a missing submarine manned by a logitech wireless controller is owned by Gabe Newell? Someone out there is playing madlibs
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@noobdoggy
noob dog
7 months
You can tell he's serious about crypto because he literally morphed into a fucking bored ape yacht club nft
@chooserich
Nick Oโ€™Neill
7 months
This is who youโ€™re trading against
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@noobdoggy
noob dog
4 years
Just spent an hour wasting these social security scammer's time and this is a small excerpt of our conversation๐Ÿ˜‚
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
Slikerโ€™s case is getting so out of hand he had to hire saul goodman ๐Ÿ’€
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
Sam Hyde has reportedly revealed his unreleased verse on @icespicee_ 's "Munch (Feelin U)". According to her manager, the verse was removed from the official version citing his on-going feud with former content-creator turned cuckold @Idubbbz being seen as "problematic"
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2 years
yall remember when valorant came out it was supposed to be the csgo killer and now its just the online psych ward for vape users that enjoy monster too much and make their personality based off the memes they see on tiktok
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@noobdoggy
noob dog
18 days
That first sentence was a little bit of a lie if I am being honest
@imagesaicouldnt
Images AI Could Never Recreate
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never deleting this app ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
they whoopin my ass over on reddit
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
Aint shit to eat in the crib ๐Ÿ’”
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
hasan saying he wont fight sam hyde because he's a nazi makes no sense like arent you supposed to be the nazi annihilator mister captain america?
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Homeboy whipped out the whole titty for this ebay listing...
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
we should have seen something coming from mizkif. the clues were there the entire time
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
This was the funniest thing that's happened on one of my livestreams in a while
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@noobdoggy
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11 months
How my teammate look at me after I get 3 teammates banned and that votekick pops up
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@noobdoggy
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7 months
My dream has finally come true. I have owned several dogs in my life but yesterday, i decided to run a bath cuz I was sore and found out I own a water dog. He now waits at the bath tub to hang out in water and put his head under. Iโ€™ll be taking him to the lake soon!
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@noobdoggy
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11 months
what the fuck was my blackjack dealer cooking
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
This goes hard as hell
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
This dumbass just found out about spread being in the game he's been playing for over a decade โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
@ThePhantomLex
PhantomLex
2 years
My first CSGO game in a while and can't help myself to complain already. If I repeated this exact scenario 100 times, less than 50 times would've been a headshot. Why are we still okay with randomness in a "competitive shooter"?
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
It's pizza everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
you not fooling me this is that black ops 2 multiplayer menu background
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿง€
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Reported UFO sightings (1906-2014) over 96% of the UFO sightings are in the U.S
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@noobdoggy
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2 months
Whoever has been impersonating me on Roblox you got everyone real angry in my DMs right now ๐Ÿคฃ
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
We all know the good lord wouldn't let @FrankHassleYT get broad day smoked by the Michelin Man๐Ÿ™
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Frank Hassle
4 years
i took the gun and made him suck it like a dick while the whole neighborhood watched
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@noobdoggy
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Iโ€™ve been meaning to write something on here because of all the messages I got regarding my channel termination. Unfortunately, @TeamYouTube was and has not been very helpful. Iโ€™ve been targetted by report bots and false copyright strikes for several months and youtube has not
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Hmm
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
If valve would just add my CS:GO loadout as purchasable skins I would have dropped a sizable bag on skins already...
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
A pedophile and a cuckold on a podcast discussing how vaginas are gross. I cannot imagine willfully tuning in ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@RightWingCope
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Adam22 and Sneako discuss their fear of vaginas
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@noobdoggy
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๐ŸšจThis is the Griefer of Kyiv ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿšจ In less than 72 hours he has: Stood in the line of enough Russian molotovs ๐Ÿ”ฅ and gunfire ๐Ÿ”ซ to give out more than twelve 7 day bans Mic Spammed Russian radio intel ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”‡ Asked to be kicked out of the russian military multiple times ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Okay hear me out, New Balance 997 as a knife on CS:GO...
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
They said its drip ๐Ÿ’งor drown ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
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4 years
xqc talks like the elevator door is closing in front of him all the time
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3 years
The whole team in 1 round
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@noobdoggy
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5 months
I take my dog down a several miles long road with zero street lights to let him run free and blast chief keef so the coyotes are afraid of us
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@noobdoggy
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@Moral_Wisdom_
Moral Wisdom
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15 Pictures With Deep Meaning: 1.
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War is hell ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜”
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3 years
Nuke players
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
Almost 3 years ago, I quit working a regular job and started doing streaming and youtube as my main source of income and today I lost my house due to multiple missed payments. I'm now the most popular guy in the entire homeless shelter! Follow your dreams!
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4 years
CyberPunk 2077 runs like it's a SouljaBoy console exclusive
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
My first team wipe on CS2 got me cryin dawg ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
Nature is beautiful โค๏ธ
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
There is a massive pedophile ring on twitter and nobody is talking about it. The most sickening part is that they are using symbolism to get away with it. They use checkmarks so that other pedophiles are able to identify them in public discretely. Please stay safe.
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@noobdoggy
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2 years
im very good at talking to women and paying them to play games with me
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
@KingHaiX You know video games are for fun, right?
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1 year
Sadly, the final update. My viewers found his hentai-foundry page using his main alias which heโ€™s been using for 10 years to browse hentai and furry porn and he has started deleting everything. The ride is finally over.
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1 year
How is this still going???
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
There's currently a bug in CS:GO that allows you to spawn in the enemy's spawn in casual. I just uploaded the instructions on how to do this on my youtube channel as it's currently public!
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
CS:GO Bunnyhoppers be like Looking for mutuals! Retweet if you like: Unemployment benefits Depression Anime Bladee Waking up at 2pm Osu E-Dating Racism Being 90lbs Fastfood Virginity Edgebugs Suicidal thoughts Showering once a week
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@noobdoggy
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3 years
New Channel Intro! Need it or keep it?? ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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3 years
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@noobdoggy
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8 months
Please welcome my new son to the family! Heโ€™s 11 pounds at 2 months so heโ€™ll be big boy and heโ€™s extremely energetic
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@noobdoggy
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4 years
They got stuck counting the votes so we are settling this the old fashion way
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@noobdoggy
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1 year
Dude thought he posted an epic clapback and now has the entire poland population in the comments ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@KingHaiX
HaiX ๎จ€
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Toxic Polish kid told me to die in frontline and dropped the n word on my stream. That was my response :)
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