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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

This depicts what my sister is feeling rn hahahaha sian uitm

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5 years

As rempit as it sounds cukup 20 rt aku bukak cerita hantu waktu asasi kat uitm dengkil this year and last year. From minggu histeria to kena tarik dari katil 😂

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10 months

@natashaaharis comelnyaaaaaa

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5 years

@ulat_bulu_bulu

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ɐuɐu

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4 years

I feel like its so important to have a good lecturer to feel good about a certain class regardless of how hard it is

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

How accurate would it be if priyanka chopra played jasmine in the new aladdin ?? like I'm not talking about race I'm just saying how visually similar it would be to the animated character srs no joke

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

But honestly hantu kat mana2 je ada so uitm dengkil ni bukanlah tempat berhantu sangat pun. Plus uni ni has one of the best facillities among all government unis and banyak gila activity best so to siapa yg baca ni next batch congrats to u guys and I wish you all the best!

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

5 skincare products I can't live without to get to know me: 1. Cetaphil gentle cleanser 2. Rose Essence Kayman Beauty 3. Neutrogena dry touch sunscreen 4. Hada labo hydrating lotion 5. Caudalie purifying toner The essence is a game changer btw been using it since august 💞

Kayman® | #NoMoreDrySEAson

@kaymanbeauty

4 years

5 skincare products I can't live without to get to know me: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 👀

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Intro sikit so aku ni dari batch 2018/2019 and if u guys are also from this batch in uitm dengkil u know a lot of shit went down during our batch haha but biarlah kitaorg je tahu.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

7 years

Silence of the lambs Literally it is listed as top 10 best movies ever made. It is about a FBI agent who is sent to interview a serial killer named hannibal lecter, a cannibal who enjoys eating human flesh. Seriously the visuals and plot are outstanding. #RekomenFilem

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Last2 nasib baikla aku terlintas jugakla nak baca ayat kursi. Waktu camtu hafal jugakla ayat tu haha walaupun surah al mulk kecundang(budak asasi semua wajib hafal surah al mulk btw tapi aku lambat sangat hafal sebab banyak sangat dosa kot haha).

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

Why is myvi trending hahahaha I do not want to be reminded of my accident with a myvi pls

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

4-6 pm lecture

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

So kejadian histeria actually jadi dekat2 ngan mid terms waktu sem 1. Kejadian histeri ni bukan aku yg kena but relevent gak sebab waktu berlaku dia dengan cerita aku dekat masa yang sama. First time mid test kat dengkil jugakla tak tahu kenapa setan banyak pulak kacau waktu tu

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Rupanya tengah2 majlis agama ada lagi org yg kena histeria tengah2 padang etika(also known as padang maksiat jgn tanya kenapa haha) tengah2 solat lak tu sebab ada jugak yg tak pergi pusat islam(ni pengajaran kot lain kali jgn ponteng majlis agama 😂 jk)

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

8 years

Don’t think being “religious” means becoming harsh or hard. When Allah enters a heart, He softens it. He doesn’t harden it.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Tak tahula kenapa but rasanya malam isnin selalu jadi benda2 pelik(pernah ada org dtg pukau, lelaki berhoodie masuk kawasan dahlia macam2 ah) but malam ni la the beginning kejadian histeria yang berlarutan for a few days.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

Poslaju is no longer laju

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Ok so dari kejadian ni aku suspect la gak sebenarnya aku kena hempap ngan jin or setan(rasanya ramai budak asrama tahu benda ni) or sleep paralysis (you guys can google kat internet pebenda sebab malas nak explain kat sini dah cukup panjang dah thread ni haha)

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

tak jumpa thread promo makanan esok so kita buat sendiri HAHAHA for my own reference k

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

11 months

on another episode of rindu

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

6 years

@Aicashaa

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

I mean 🤡

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

And pengajaran kat semua kot untuk selalu solat 5 waktu or amalkan baca ayat kursi insyallah makhluk camni tak berani kacau sebab sejujurnya la waktu aku kena tu mmg aku tengah uzur so takleh solat jadi tu mungkin sebab la kenapa aku leh kena kacau camtu.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

According to witness org yg kena tu out of nowhere start menjerit kat tengah anjung sampai mata merah/rambut serabai and teruk sangat sampai dia kena papah ngan dua org ke surau dahlia.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

dump

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Okay sorry lambat sangat hahaha but disclaimer aku tak pernah thread so mungkin serabut and tak best but everything that I'm about to tell you here is true and is from my experience in uitm dengkil.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

sharing this to my small circle of followers now there are so many abayas on tiktok for less than rm50!! the lowest I found had a cute design and its only rm27?? my broke girlies out there time to assemble

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

At this point I just really wanna meet my friends but uni decided bish no you stay at home finish your work rip

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Bila bukak mata mmg tak nampak pape kecuali bilik gelap. Srs lepas tu aku baca balik ayat kursi banyak kali sebelum nak sambung tido balik haha tak nak wei berjaga but sebelum aku tido aku ada checkla gak jam kat phone, rupanya waktu tu dalam kul 3 pagi. Scary wei.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

with the amount of insecurities I have messages like this always seem to surprise me 😭🥹

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

Still processing the fact that Im actually graduating this year legit was ready for the worst

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Btw also before we start dahlia yg aku akan mention ni ialah kawasan asrama perempuan yg terletak sebelah anjung(tempat makan) and ada tiga blok which is dahlia 1, 2 ngan 3 while tualang asrama lelaki. Pusat islam lak cam tempat semua student solat jemaah and majlis agama.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

rest in peace my car keys, beats and wallet after being thrown in the washing machine you will be missed 🤡💀

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

bro thinks hes smooth

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

You guys bayangkan la tengah tido kat katil tetiba terjaga tetapi badan rasa cam takleh gerak pastu dengar ada org berbisik ngan kuat kat telinga sambil kaki kena tarik? Legit the weirdest thing to ever happen in my life.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Tak cukup teruk lagi at the same time kaki aku pun tetiba rasa perlahan2 kena tarik. Waktu tu mmg dah tak berani bukak mata and hanya Allah tahu rasa takut dia. Sebab takut tu jugakla aku mmg takleh and tak nak bukak mata. Cukupla kena tarik tak nak tengok muka makhluk tu wei.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Untuk law students madam namirah lecturer yg paling function buat slides

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

9 months

abah sanggup keluar time lunch hour to pick up my baju😭 definition of acts of service

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

So cerita ni jadi waktu rasanya second paper mid term and biasa ah tido lambat sebab study last minute (I'm a law student btw so mmg banyak gila nak hafal so jgn judge haha) and aku start tido dalam kul 1 pagi kot, waktu tu semua dah tido jugak .

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

10 months

me*: adik pray that I get a job pls adik: okay I hope you get a job at 7 eleven me: BUKAN BUKAN

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Lepas tu dah takde dah kena benda camtu but pernah la jugak dengar org nangis sayu pagi2 buta sebelah katil, tanya roommate dia ckp dia tak nangis pun haha tak tahula dia tak ngaku or and benda tu dtg melawat lagi.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Waktu tido tu tak tahula kenapa tapi malam tu bilik rasa cam panas semacam sampai aku berpeluh2. Srs ah sepanjang setahun duduk kat dengkil tu rasanya malam tu malam paling panas walaupun tingkap rumah kitaorg terbukak je luas.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Bilangan lelaki kat setiap class law macam nak pupus je

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

I dont think bringing people down over grammatical errors makes you look intelligent or superior

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

I hope the next person I open my heart to wont waste his chance

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

Can we stop normalising making fun of people's features? Either it be skin, body or whatever that's a part of us? Thank you

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 months

the urge to drive to singapore and go to the taylor swift concert and disguise myself as a stage prop and sneak in. I have it all planned out a-z.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

So it all started malam isnin waktu aku baru balik dengkil(rumah dekat so balik every weekend).

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

6 months

no hate towards tun laila but I thought she had been practicing for a while rupanya baru habis chambering??

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Yg cerita tadi tu cerita yg mostly semua batch 2018/2019 dah tahu but since my own seram experience happened the very next week, rasanya macam ada kaitan tapi tak tahula.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

People grow so much within a few years and when I say growth I mean in terms of relationships, ideologies, mindsets, so the person you remember from high school might not be the same person you know

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

But I couldn’t have done it without all of my friends huhu y’all know who you are sincerely from the bottom of my heart thank you for everything

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Lepas baca kat ws tu apa lagi terus cuak pastu malam tu semua tutup tingkap rapat2 haha😂

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Aku check jam kul 1.30 pagi camtu aku pun asyik terjaga sebab panas membahang wei but last2 aku paksa diri tido gak sebab esok exam.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

7 months

I miss my boyfriend

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Rupanya bukan org bergurau do sebab not long after that heboh lak kat group ws rupanya ada org kena histeria kat tengah2 anjung.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

barbie dump for future nostalgia huhu. Outfit Inspo from princess analiese in terms of the colour scheme and hijab material (which is kind of similar to her skirt lol bolehlah). Love how the villain of the movie (spoiler alert) is ken discovering misogyny HAHAHA

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Mmg menyesal la tido lepas tu sebab lepas kali kedua aku terjaga tiba2 kali ni rasa pelik sebab badan rasa cam takleh gerak. Srs kaki badan semua takleh gerak but aku dah bangun and sedar walaupun aku try banyak kali.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

be like liyana who doesnt care if her man has no license or car cause she’ll drive you everywhere we stan an independent women she the greenest flag

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Alhamdulilah rasanya lepas seminit jugakla lepas baca ayat kursi rasa cam badan dah boleh gerak and telinga dah tak dengar suara tu, kaki pun dah tak rasa kena tarik so aku pun bukak mata.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Suara tu tak jelas tapi mmg aku dengar dia betul2 tepi telinga as if makhluk tu duduk betul2 sebelah aku.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

22nd birthday aesthetic 🖤 the plan was to eat dolly dim sum and buy a cake at klcc but 3 of my family members were very sick today especially farah (she got high fever and couldnt swallow any food huhu) so spent the day with my older sis and nusrah.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Waktu tu dah panic dah tapi aku start seram lepas tu sebab tetiba aku dengar suara org berbisik kat telinga tapi bisik dia tu cam dekat betul kat telinga sampai rasa cam berdesing.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Rasanya dalam kul 10 pm waktu aku ngan housemates tengah lepak dalam bilik tetiba dari tingkat atas boleh pulak dengar suara org menjerit kat bwh. Kira kuat jugakla dia jerit cause boleh dengar sampai bilik kitaorg kat tingkat 5 but my housemates and I ingat ada org bergurau je.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

dont forget kau dan aku hshs akim and mila were the troy and gabriella

brgsjks

@brgsjks

1 year

Sebelum ada High Council, kami ada ni.

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@noitsnotnana

5 years

The next day ingatkan dah selesai dah, rupanya benda ni berlarutan sebab sampai 3-4 org lain kena waktu siang tengah kelas. Kitaorg dpt tahu jugak yg kena tu bukan perempuan je cause even lelaki kat tualang pun rupanya ada jugak kena.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

Me explaining to my lecturer in an email that I can’t go to class because my car broke down, the lrt broke down, I’m somehow now feverish and I have too much work to do Best part abt this is its all true tskstks

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

This is what I imagine me and my bf in adorable home be doing but no instead I get a guy who likes to disappear and demand bento boxes

Hope

@httpash2

4 years

I want to be with you all the time

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

core memory

Pop Base

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2 years

‘Eternals’ was released one year ago today.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

However, waktu final aku pun selalu berjaga kul 3 pagi pastu jalan2 la kat koridor sebab ngantuk study but alhamdulilah tak pernahlah nampak pape😂 so in conclusion pls gais jgnla takut nak masuk uitm dengkil ni hahaha

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

7 years

@arlinabanana so I sent this to group ws fam and look what happened 😂

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

I immediently google how long does it take to damage your eyes during a solar eclipse lmao #solareclipse2019

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

9 years

the middle one is SMKS4's new pengetua 😉 #yayfirst http://t.co/0wxRyWPZIB

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

me casually waiting for my dad to arrive home and discover I hit our house wall with my car💅💀

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Lepas kitaorg semua diarahkan berkumpul kat pusat islam untuk bacaan yasin ngan solat jemaah sebab nak bantu selesaikan masalah histeria ni so kitaorg ikut jela. Tapi yg seramnya tengah solat jemaah tu jugak boleh pulak tetiba dengar suara org menjerit lagi dari jauh.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

10 months

nowadays Im grateful I can control my emotions better alhamdulilah

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Anyone know hoe to fake an official letter for me to go home rn? Should I claim to suffer from excessive zumba sickness?

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

3 years

after degree*: Keep working. You can cry after you get money hshshs

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

this came to my fyp today lmao

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

My fav

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

3 years

I won yall hshshshshshs

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

here’s some random selfies at nurin’s house cause somehow I always get ready first? also cause I cant sleep

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

3 years

wore my old school pj shirt

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

1 year

And also somehow surviving commuting back and forth to um and enduring the early 6 am drive and 6 pm traffic jam💀 idk how I did it

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

3 years

told my mom I wanted banana bread and she told my dad and guess what? My dad baked it for me last night huhu yes boys the standard is that high

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Anyway I entered pertandingan menyanyi sial hahahaha everyone cover your ears

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Here's a bunch of rejected selfies before I delete them from my phone lol

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

6 years

Sleep paralysis is scary as f

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

3 years

21st birthday aesthetic

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

6 months

I finally bought a new telekung😭🫶🏻 (big deal for me sebab I just realised Ive never bought one for myself sebab selama ni pakai yg org bagi free bahahaha)

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 months

me today cause I came into work today with no makeup and looking like a zombie but the receptionist still called me pretty 🥹

virgobaby

@maybeeevirgo

5 months

girls when another pretty girl calls them pretty:

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

8 months

there were people asking if I booked a mua time grad aritu hshs did my makeup myself bangga kejap

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

Having an expensive car doesnt mean the road is yours karen

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

6 years

Ckp psl roommates here's a sneak peak of the wild bunch

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

5 years

Lepas tu alhamdulilah dah takde kes dah but seram la gak since ni first time uitm dengkil kena benda camni and yg paling teruk jugakla dalam sejarah kitaorg.

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

4 years

I miss random impromptu hangouts with my friends 🥺

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

2 years

seeing dr s*mad in the foyer wearing a bucket hat before 8 am is the highlight of my day

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ɐuɐu

@noitsnotnana

6 years

Seeing ppl using their elaun money to buy shoes and expensive shit hahahaha wait till the end of the year you'll be sorry

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