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The Valley ➡️ SATX 💢 St. Mary's University 🐍 - ΣΦΕ Alum - views/ opinions are my own.

San Antonio, TX
Joined November 2011
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@noelctz101
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hey everyone
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@noelctz101
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When you're valley af
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@noelctz101
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I was so scared to tell my dad but it’s true when they say a parents love is unconditional #NationalComingOutDay ِ 👻
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@noelctz101
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👀👅
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@noelctz101
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What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar
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@noelctz101
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Nobody (gives a fuck) 🙌🏽
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That's my sister (in law) 🙌🏼
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@noelctz101
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“I feel like you’re always talking shit” First of all you’re fucking right
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@noelctz101
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8 years
*takes homework home over thanksgiving break to do it at some point* *doesnt even take homework out of the backpack once*
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@noelctz101
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7 years
Nobody in my family has ever walked the stage, & today I get to be the 1st one 😭👨🏽‍🎓 I cannot express the excitement of defying the odds
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@noelctz101
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I got a ticket, & tried to contest the violation, & then the bitch office hits me with this video 😭😂😭😂
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@noelctz101
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8 years
Something like this in the UC at STMU would be clutch 🤔🙂
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@noelctz101
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I’m so thankful that after two weeks of uncertainty, my mom beat covid 😢♥️ thank you God
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@noelctz101
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9 years
MY FUCKING CAPTION. 😭😭😭
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@noelctz101
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4 years
♥️✨
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@noelctz101
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This bitch is cryinggggggg OMG NO 😂😂😂😭 I’m dead 😂😂😂 what’s her @!!!!!!
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@noelctz101
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Red Lobster bread>> you http://t.co/8N30Dm0zox
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@noelctz101
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7 years
Good idea, also, let's use some of that money from your big ass church to help these families also. 🤗
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Victoria & I are praying for everyone affected by Hurricane Harvey. Please join us as we pray for the safety of our Texas friends & family.
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@noelctz101
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🤣😂
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@noelctz101
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7 years
7th grader: ayyy sir, you voted for trump or nah? Me: no Other 7th grader: he's fam af guey, Es de la mera rasa I loved today 😭😂
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@noelctz101
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Prayers for my grandma who is battling covid in the hospital 😢♥️
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@noelctz101
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LOL OMG I HAD THE DUMBEST CAPTIONS EVER 😂😂😂😂 LIKE WHO THE FUCK WAS I EVEN TALKING ABOUT HAHAHAHA
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@noelctz101
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♥️
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@noelctz101
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I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SOME BITCH SHIT THEMSELVES OUTSIDE FOREVER 21 & my DUMBASS STEPPED IN IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/T3UuHMrxBW
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@noelctz101
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My handsome 😢♥️
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@noelctz101
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Happy birthday to my little hunny bun ♥️ love you
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@noelctz101
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Everyone go congratulate my boyfriend for getting into medical school ♥️✨ @Zpeciale
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@noelctz101
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7 years
Snapchat notifies you when someone checks on your location....? Guess nobody is checking on me cause I've gotten zero notifications 😂😂
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@noelctz101
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I'd been saying I wanted a dog && look what showed up at my house this morning 😭
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@noelctz101
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& my brother & sister are on board 😭
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@noelctz101
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New whip
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@noelctz101
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Hey, big head 😚♥️
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@noelctz101
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I hate my life 💀 I have an 8 am swim lesson & this morning I meant to say "big kicks" &&I ended up saying "big cocks" to the little girl 🙃
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@noelctz101
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It's the final countdown 😂
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@noelctz101
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Growing up in the valley everyone can take a joke like “hahaha you’re a bitch” People from sa: okay can like you stop w/ the remarks
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@noelctz101
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Why was this my caption 😩😩😩
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@noelctz101
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♥️
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@noelctz101
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7 years
Honestly cannot get over this hotel view 😭
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@noelctz101
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Took a break from studying, put on this gorilla suit & went around scaring people in my dorm hall 😂😂 http://t.co/89DLrucnyt
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@noelctz101
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She apparently underestimated how loud she was moaning #collegeprobs girl gets fucked in dorm 😂😂😂
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@noelctz101
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WHY DID I MAKE THAT MY CAPTION & WTF WAS I DOING W/ MY HAIR 💀💀💀
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@noelctz101
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My little honeys ❤️
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@noelctz101
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7 years
Something nobody can ever take from me. Feeling so incredibly blessed & still in complete disbelief. #postgrad
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@noelctz101
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I was drinking an iced coffee and overheard a student whisper “yea, he’s gay” 🙂🙃
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@noelctz101
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7 years
I actually hate myself
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@noelctz101
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Guys... last night the fucking horse on 6th pushed me to ground 💀💀💀 wtf I'm never coming back
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@noelctz101
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Pretty sure that's Dr. Krause 🙂😂
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@spurs @manuginobili Are we just gonna act like Santa isn't sitting court side in a Tim Duncan jersey?
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@noelctz101
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Just got an interview for the city of San Antonio, y’all keep me in your prayers 😄
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@noelctz101
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Introducing my little! 🤗
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@noelctz101
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Melania asking for help
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#VIDEO What do you think the flashing lights are in the @WhiteHouse right now? They seem to be inside the 2nd floor residence. #FOX35
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@noelctz101
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The most honest thing I've ever heard "you make time for the things you want"
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@noelctz101
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Can I bring all my SA friends to the valley so they can try this 😭😭😭
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@noelctz101
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Me and my boyfriend went for A drink and now he’s drunk and taking a million selfies
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@noelctz101
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The fucking election is over 😐😂 like ITS OVER! Take off the fucking shirt
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@noelctz101
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If anyone ever gave me shit for talking Spanish.... it's fucking going D O W N
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@noelctz101
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We're doing just fine w/ out you
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I miss you, Texas. #normalpeople
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@leonzetroc update: MY MOM FUCKING STOLE IT, IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/nEwprsdkpX
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@noelctz101
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10 hour days in the sun paid off! Just bought myself a new car. 👅
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@noelctz101
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Your people? But you voted for trump so he could build a wall & keep them out 😂😂😂 gtfoooo 💀
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@noelctz101
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The only time San Antonions use their horns is to honk for the Spurs
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@noelctz101
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Living in a dorm was nice, I never turned off my tv or the lights... & always kept the air @ 70 Now in my apt I'm like: TURN OFF THE LIGHT
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@noelctz101
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Heard someone talking shit about me 😂😂😂 confronted them & then they said "just because you hear your name doesn't mean it's about you" 💀💀💀😂
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@noelctz101
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Me to my brother: fuck your mom Bro: Mom! You heard him? Mom: come & fuck me what are you waiting for WHAAAAAT 💀 she went too far 😭
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@noelctz101
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This guy just jumped me at the gas station for “staring at his girl” 💀💀💀💀 I’m gay 😭😭😭😭 like bye 😂😂😂😂
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@noelctz101
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Starting my PhD program in August! 🎉
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@noelctz101
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Dropped my mom off after lunch 😩 & this is the way she says bye
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@noelctz101
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MLK march in San Antonio! Honoring the dream. ✊🏿
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@noelctz101
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This person in my class literally ruined my whole day 💀
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@noelctz101
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Wouldn't doubt if I ever was on someone's tape for being a bully 🙃
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@noelctz101
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Just accepted a part time position w/ St. Mary’s as an academic advising specialist! Peep the office 😄
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@noelctz101
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Got my acceptance to grad school! 🎉 God is good 😊
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@noelctz101
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I officially hate myself 😩 I have such cringe fb statuses
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@noelctz101
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❤️🤗 I did it
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@noelctz101
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You don't pick & choose when you wanna be Mexican 🙃
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@noelctz101
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My roommate matched w/ this guy on tinder & they ended up adding each other on Snapchat Turns out he’s a midget 💀 & my roommate thought Snapchat had a new midget filter 💀💀💀
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@noelctz101
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I'm a senior FUCKING senior in college & im crying at the bar HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate college
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@noelctz101
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Where's the lie
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@noelctz101
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When you drop your iPhone 6 plus on your face 😩😩😂😂😂 http://t.co/Y5B8vlOJcM
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@noelctz101
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Going to grad school so that I don't have to start paying my loans :-)
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He’s.... perfect ♥️🌮
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@noelctz101
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Since I've graduated, every little thing I say my family responds w/ "welcome to adulthood"LIKE CAN YALL FUCKING CHILL, LET ME BREATHE A LIL
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@noelctz101
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Another quick throwback to when my mom did this 🙂
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@noelctz101
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My mom lost my $400 diploma frame 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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All the student services suck at Stmu (business office, registrar, financial aid) like literally they're all so lazy & just hate their job 💀
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@noelctz101
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Excited to be joining NHI as the Director of Collegiate Services!
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@noelctz101
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Challenging, but exciting! Here’s to growth in 2018 🍾
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@noelctz101
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It's so sad that people from around the world are protesting against Trump for us 😭😭😭 Like even they know we're screwed
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*goes to target after this*
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👨🏽‍🎓
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@noelctz101
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Made it! 🤗 @Icedcuberaspas
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@noelctz101
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In two weeks, God willing, my family will see me cross that stage 🐍🐍 #stmu
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@noelctz101
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I CAN FINALLY PLAN MY TRIP TO THE WHITE HOUSE
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My little leprechaun ☘️
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Happy 10 ✨
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