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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

Watching nationals and thinking about how I could definitely throw some of these turns

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2 months

I am not the frisbee saint. I’ve made bad calls. I’ve lost my cool before. Both teams here made calls I disagreed with. This may not have affected the end even. But in WHAT GALAXY is this an offensive foul on the catch. No teammates coaches or game advisors talk her out of this

Noam

@noamgum

2 months

Contender for worst foul call of all time if this doesn’t get retracted

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@noamgum

2 years

Ultimate Baseball 🤝 Archaic takes on "unwritten rules" for players to adhere to making the game less marketable and popular

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Noam

@noamgum

5 years

Excited for pro athletes to play in front of no fans so they get the ultimate frisbee experience

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@noamgum

2 months

omg real press?

Dexerto

@Dexerto

2 months

MKBHD is taking a break from YouTube to play for Team USA in the World Ultimate Championships

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@noamgum

2 years

Would you say it was “b team excellence” when you got belligerently drunk at u17 players you were coaching and attempted to give alcohol to u20 women’s players resulting in a USAU ban?

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

2 years

What's up Being Ulti Twitter my name's Stefan (he/him) and I got the account for the week and I'm stoked! Gonna talk about B team excellence, frisbee culture as a whole, my experience with frisbee all over the place, and pretty much whatever the hell people wanna talk about.

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@noamgum

1 year

If you’re USAU or the AUDL you should pay this man to post literally every single time he’s gonna play ultimate idc if it’s a fucking pickup game every single time as much money as it takes

Marques Brownlee

@MKBHD

1 year

For those of y’all new here, yes my bio is real - I am an active pro ultimate frisbee player, for New York's @EmpireUltimate Empire is currently 7-0, with the hardest part of our season coming up. Home game vs Boston this Friday. Come out and see a game! My teammates are filthy

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@noamgum

2 months

Get this throw, this poach, this entire look out of the game by any means necessary it's so dangerous get it gone no matter how we have to do it

UltiPlanet

@UltiPlanet

2 months

What Frisbee Opinion Has You Like This

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@noamgum

2 years

Ulti friends, I am creating a newsletter to highlight people and stories that don't receive enough coverage and to provide a new outlet in our sport. If that sounds interesting to you please subscribe and share to anyone else who may be interested!

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@noamgum

3 months

Europeans kick spiking

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@noamgum

4 months

Pro-Elite Challange this weekend? Why don't all you pros and elites challenge yourselves to do something meaningful and real with your lives instead???? 🤔🤔

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@noamgum

7 months

If USAU bought a field complex and held most of its premier events there, how long would it take for that to be cost-effective? Esp if they were renting it out too in the meantime?

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@noamgum

2 years

Amen. Next time you wanna call someone a horrible person on Twitter/Reddit because they talk down on 95% of ultimate players maybe think about the actual human sitting at their regular 9-5 job the day after the tourney reading dozens of fellow ultimate players shitting on them

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

Sending this one to the masses instead of the circle now

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

My new motto: float like a butterfly sting like a college open player with limited body control

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

Threw a Callahan 🤩

Noam

@noamgum

3 years

Boutta give some washed up alums the clamps

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@noamgum

2 years

Omg commentators SHUT UP ABOUT SPIKING

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@noamgum

1 year

I know that engaging like this is a bad idea, AND YET: the kind of both side-ism being displayed by Brodie in this situation is so lame and makes the little journalism ethics watchdog that lives inside me start yelling and screaming. If you have a platform like Brodie and (1/x)

Brodie Smith

@Brodiesmith21

1 year

Was asked to provide my platform for some FPO players to share their thoughts on Natalie Ryan competing this weekend in FPO. I’ll share the video when it gets released for those that missed the livestream on Instagram.

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@noamgum

1 year

PUL Power Rankings: 1. Pleiades 2. Surge 3. Radiance 4. Gridlock

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@noamgum

2 years

Experiencing cognitive dissonance watching my coaches play ultimate for their own teams. Kinda fucked they have their own lives and goals??? 🤔

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@noamgum

2 years

Genuinely though I don’t want to hear any more shit about DIII esp womens div having “too many turns” to be invested in cause we are all tuned into this beautiful mess of a game

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@noamgum

5 months

You sky two people on universe. You stare them both down. You spike it inches away from both of them. You immediately get a yellow card. In what world would you go ask an observer why that happened lmfao

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@noamgum

3 years

Just passed the city where Percy Jackson defeated Kronos (New York City) turns out it’s real??

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

Gonna just start showing up to canceled ultimate tournaments and declaring myself champion

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Noam

@noamgum

13 days

A year ago I was at rock bottom with my relationship to ultimate and this week I’m going to San Diego to cover nationals for @breaksideulti . Huge thanks to everyone who has supported my writing and emotional recovery in the last year. Feeling very excited and grateful 🥹

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@noamgum

1 year

hot takes: picking where to go to school to play ultimate is a good reason to pick a school and (as others have said) UNC and triangle ulti being good is because of youth investment

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

Surge fans are talking a lot of shit for a pro team that lost to a college team

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@noamgum

6 days

shame. last year, Rhino Slam! this year, which women’s division team is adding punctuation for a guaranteed championship next year???

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@noamgum

2 years

Dawg I WAS ON THAT TEAM I’m happy you’ve made your peace with TU and can continue to be involved but clearly you are not aware of the impact that season had on everyone involved

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

2 years

answer to but im not gonna let some child who knows nothing about what happened that night flame me on the internet. Is it A team excellence to go to nationals and fuck your exes teammate with her in the other room? who knows who can say? but im sure the person who "busted me"

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@noamgum

3 years

Yeah you could say I’m a big game player

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@noamgum

1 year

“Any contact was after I had a hand on the disc” I’m BEGGING anyone in the men’s division to read the rules

Noam

@noamgum

1 year

Another men’s div masterclass in body control and safe play 🫡😤💯🔥

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Noam

@noamgum

7 months

Heinous sideline etiquette @NCSUalpha @cutrules

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Noam

@noamgum

2 years

What do you say in the worlds halftime huddle down 8-1

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Noam

@noamgum

6 months

We are still in the dark ages of ultimate. You cannot watch this video and come away with any other conclusion

Chase Daniel

@ChaseDaniel

6 months

Dan focuses on the macro of NFL playbooks....check out the micro as I breakdown 1 of the 700 plays from Sean Payton's offense. Gun King Bunch Rt Jab 15 Stutter F KILL 84 Z Cowboy Y Shallow Cross

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@noamgum

5 years

DIII ultimate is the ultimate frisbee of the ultimate frisbee community

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Noam

@noamgum

6 months

Here's a tier list of every callahan/donovan video posted by ultiworld so far based mostly on whether or not their thumbnail is a screenshot of them with white text and nothing else happening

Noam

@noamgum

6 months

I think the next wave of Callahan/Donovan video innovation will be coming with with a new fucking thumbnail

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@noamgum

2 years

With all love I think this is a terrible idea. It completely defeats the purpose of the div. The whole point is that smaller schools draw from smaller talent pools. Big state school b teams are still drawing from literally thousands more athletes than d3 schools do.

Being Ulti

@being_ulti

2 years

B teams should be able to play the d3 series

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Noam

@noamgum

2 years

Not to keep harping on this but this is fucking stupid when DIII got six TOTAL live games.

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

It’s hard to even put into words what I’m feeling. Often I’ve felt like my entire journey through the sport of ultimate has been people telling me I’m not quite good enough and feeling as though I’ll never make it to the level I want to. And yet, on Sunday, (1/4)

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@noamgum

2 months

You know what sometimes you do have to hand it to them. I’ve been begging people to do this kind of thing basically non stop for two years

UFA

@watchUFAtv

2 months

Write this down: This Saturday’s championship game is live and FREE on our YouTube

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Noam

@noamgum

2 months

Men’s ultimate has too many turnovers, men’s ultimate has too few turnovers, there’s no pleasing you people

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@noamgum

2 years

This is the funniest ratio ever

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Noam

@noamgum

6 months

Big update

Noam

@noamgum

7 months

One like I’ll apply

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@noamgum

4 months

You can take the man out of d3 but you'll never ever take the d3 out of the man

Chelsea

@sea_chel

4 months

@cjtweetsalot

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Noam

@noamgum

6 months

Mic'd up spirit timeout discourse y'all hate ultimate if you are not watching d3 natties this is CINEMA

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Noam

@noamgum

2 years

Watching nationals and thinking about how I could also get repeatedly beat to the force side

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@noamgum

2 years

If I were a team making a roster announcement I simply wouldn’t broadcast to the world that one of my coaches was currently banned from usau

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

HOW ARE YOU PAYWALLING D3 FINALS???!

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

Hey @SickosCommittee you might enjoy some D1 college ultimate frisbee nationals going on this weekend

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Noam

@noamgum

8 months

I’m gonna start a club team in North Carolina that plays vert stack. No one will know how to defend us

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Noam

@noamgum

5 months

Is this anything?

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

…of the FPO players’ complaints (in fucking disc golf lol get a real job or get good) but this kind of pathetic “just asking questions” and “market place of ideas” bullshit is just a bunch of false equivalencies being drawn by people aiming to mislead and spread bad info (4/4)

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@noamgum

2 months

There really is nothing else like the USA vs Columbia women’s matchups in the sport rn

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@noamgum

1 year

It’s still early but early returns say only thing the script writers botched was putting Raleigh and DC’s stupid never ending quest to play perfect ultimate after the Bravo Machine DIII tribute piece

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@noamgum

2 years

If I ever got announced as a crypto trader as my job while playing on stream I would never recover

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@noamgum

2 years

Makes me feel a little *too* good to see a world games player chuck a cross field hammer out of bounds from the goal line

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@noamgum

9 months

An easily readable webpage with all the PUL rosters would be super convenient

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Noam

@noamgum

1 year

…clearly stated otherwise. To then go on and say that the person who you just broadcasted getting collectively bullied is free to come on your show and defend herself is pathetic and gross. Many people have said far more about the illegitimacy and illogical nature (3/x)

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@noamgum

4 months

As a sport why have we decided to organize roster announcements by first name instead of last name

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

I wish espn3 a very never invented

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Noam

@noamgum

17 days

Feels wrong learning some of y'all's government names on these USAU roster pages to be completely honest

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@noamgum

2 years

Full disclosure I have watched no frisbee tonight and am basing this off twitter clips but for the life of me I don’t get the idea that the best product ultimate has to offer is just endless skyballs and hucks receivers have an infinite amount of space to run on to

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@noamgum

8 months

Six bid NW

USA Ultimate

@USAUltimate

8 months

Official College Rankings after Week 11. 🥏 Click the link for the full rankings: #USAUltimate

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@noamgum

1 year

Umass attempting to answer the question: can you win by only starting to play good defense 3/4 of the way into the game?

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@noamgum

2 years

We deserved a game to 15

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@noamgum

16 days

Please document the history of your club team I promise there are people who care (me I care I want all the info and I want to write about it)

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@noamgum

1 year

Happy I made two nationals where the logo wasn’t American flag Ohio

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@noamgum

2 years

I am no longer ulti 😞

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@noamgum

1 month

I talked a lot esp this weekend about how we need more observers so I've decided to put my money where my mouth is and make my father become an observer

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@noamgum

3 years

Fall series nationals is just the same as YCCs before they updated the age restriction to make sure you couldn’t be a college sophomore playing in a high school tournament

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@noamgum

2 months

I would die for some accurate and easily searchable recordkeeping of club teams and their historical records and placements at nationals/regionals part infinity

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@noamgum

1 year

Also maybe I’m just a huge sports nerd but it feels like all these broadcasts are 90% anecdotes and like 10% analysis and I wish it was flipped

Layne A. Kyung (Scherer)

@LayneAKyung

1 year

Ugh the shade being thrown at @HybridUltimate on this stream. The REAL championship game is happening now. They earned a spot here as the 15-seed. Shut the fuck up.

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@noamgum

1 year

… you choose to platform and event like this without any context, thought, intention behind it you are being laughably ignorant and unintentional in your decision making at best and actively spreading harm at worst. To air this on your platform is an endorsement unless (2/x)

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@noamgum

1 year

Imagine being Jack Williams and Ryan Osgar in the pony huddle 😭

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@noamgum

3 months

It’s so lame to be an elite athlete and cry about fairness. It’s so fucking lame. You sound like my campers you don’t play a sport cause it’s fair you god damn moron and you don’t deserve to win just cause you tried hard

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@noamgum

2 years

@sami34m RELEASE THE AUDL BRAWL FOOTAGE

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@noamgum

1 year

Have you or a loved one been wronged by the “sport” of “ultimate frisbee?” you may be entitled to financial compensation! Call now to learn more about the revolutionary class action lawsuit in progress!

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@noamgum

7 months

One like I’ll apply

Carolina Flyers

@FlyersUltimate

7 months

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@noamgum

11 months

But here you’re being gay four times a week and straight three times a week. If you do this plan you don’t have a rest day between Sunday and Monday. You need to be gay every other day for two weeks in order to have an off day when you need

Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend''

@sofiabuffgf

11 months

this bisexual shit easy

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@noamgum

6 months

Five likes and I will apply

Sascha Vogel: A Star Wars Story 

@ultimatesascha

6 months

NO WAY

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@noamgum

7 months

This is what getting switched onto LSB and Dillon Lanier as a HS freshman after running the cup when they were already youth worlds players felt like

Kevín

@KevOnStage

7 months

Van Lith said what yall want me to do?!🤷🏻‍♀️

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@noamgum

2 years

Mahomes never led his team to the consolation bracket of DIII nationals on one ankle but that’s none of my business

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@noamgum

9 months

For those interested: Pleiades have won 62 consecutive games against top 25* opponents. I've decided that's more impressive than I thought it was. If you want to see the full spreadsheet in some sort of Breakside article please lmk :)

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@noamgum

1 year

They'll let anyone do this now... Read more on The Breakdside for full thoughts (the content grind never stops) Link in bio!

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@noamgum

2 years

If triangle ultimate is such a good talent development program how come no one noticed I had the worlds most broken flick grip for six years 🤔🤨

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@noamgum

8 days

My personal tweet for the day is that there should be a hotline to report uniform violations directly to USAU

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@noamgum

5 months

Ultimate history. #iwashere

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@noamgum

4 years

Alright, I’ll admit it. It’s POSSIBLE the last year has impacted my mental health in some way.

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@noamgum

1 year

Why doesn’t USAU simply print more money to more adequately fund and support DIII??

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@noamgum

1 year

I kinda want to make an audl player chatter google form but for people on Twitter/regional level club ultimate lol

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@noamgum

2 years

Olive Garden server just immediately responded with “ya bunch of stoners” after being told we are an ultimate team #legitimacy

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Noam

@noamgum

3 years

I’ll be honest it’s harder than I thought to be a Twitter legend and on field legend at the same time

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@noamgum

1 year

@onnorcolson @thecoltgreen I’m in charge of a much smaller ultimate media platform but I’d definitely be willing to print anything you had to say on that subject. Lmk if you’d be interested :)

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@noamgum

3 years

@being_ulti Getting looked off after 0.0001 seconds as the reset only to get open on the cut while the thrower is not looking and then to be covered again at stall 9 when they turn back in panic mode

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@noamgum

1 year

My most controversial take is that I think I’d be an elite frisbee announcer despite having no experience

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@noamgum

2 months

Why is the eight team tournament the one that is on Labor Day weekend and three days long

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@noamgum

7 months

Whenever I find whoever is responsible for not using the fact that of all the niche sports we have the biggest real celeb out there until everyone in this community can’t take it anymore it’s on sight. Legendary bag fumbling in progress rn I swear to god

Alex Kehr

@alexkehr

7 months

This is @MKBHD review is devastating for the future of Humane. The most trusted tech reviewer saying it’s the worst product he’s ever reviewed is going to eviscerate sales.

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@noamgum

2 years

This story has a happy ending

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@noamgum

8 months

Still so stuck on this. IMO you could eliminate almost all training related fees by having local disc orgs host the training camp weekends find community housing and make their money back via having one or two open practices with like a five dollar entrance fee

Noam

@noamgum

8 months

Huge congrats to everyone involved!! Requiring a half million dollar commitment from your player base to make this happen cannot possibly be sustainable!

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