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@noahxche

1 year

Boyfriend that plans and pays 🤝🏾 Girlfriend that shows up and look pretty

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11 months

This is good for people who attach their self-worth to their professions so that they can date each other and leave us alone

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11 months

A dating app targeted at working professionals? Are we crazy? Absolutely!

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7 months

I managed to pay 31 school fees for 31 kids for my 31st birthday coming up this week. I’m so proud of myself and I’m grateful to God for giving me the resources to make a difference.

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1 year

Talk to me. Tell me when you think your needs aren’t being met and we will figure it out and find solution where both our needs are good. Tell me when I do something that upsets you so I can fix it immediately. Just talk to me

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1 year

What’s an unwritten rule when dating you?

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17 days

Unpopular opinion but being a functional drug addict is the same as being a functional alcoholic and most of you are functional alcoholics

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17 days

People are really using drugs 😭😭😭💔💔💔

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10 months

Lupita reminded me that it’s okay to feel things deeply whether it’s love or pain. Denying myself from the human experience is only a disservice to myself

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@noahxche

2 years

There was loadshedding at my place so I dropped my girl off at Seattle so she could do work and I went to my therapy session. Now I’m at Seattle, reading my book and watching her do her work. Idk if feels small but this is how I’ve imagined someone fitting perfectly in my life

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@noahxche

24 days

This is how someone who loves you texts you

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Loml ♥️

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3 years

I envy people who are brave enough to successfully commit suicide

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3 years

My biggest contribution to society is not littering. I’ll keep my trash with me until I find the nearest bin.

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Noah.

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1 year

Can’t even kms because I’m scared

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11 months

@MissZanZan It’s a joke my sister plz it’s Sunday 🙏🏾

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2 years

I strongly believe in a talking stage lasting 3-6 months and I stand by it shame. Let’s relax please

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@noahxche

1 year

One thing about me is that I’ll lose the idgaf war. I do care and I gain nothing by acting like I don’t 😭

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2 years

My gf and I are on a date and we are getting drunk and just laughing at everything. God I prayed for a relationship like this

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2 months

June 💛

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@noahxche

1 year

Hi guys , I’m looking for a job as a gardener. With over a decade of hands-on experience in gardening, I've honed my skills in nurturing plants and tending to various gardens.

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1 year

Just because you plan and pay for a trip doesn’t mean your girl is never going to do anything for you. C’mon okes, it’s a relationship plz.

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@noahxche

11 months

@omphilekole Y’all are so easily impressed. Loved that for us

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16 days

@nicksta_napo Oh corporate is full of them brother

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2 months

Being a boyfriend >>>> 🥺😍 if she’s happy I’m happy

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6 months

Omg 😍 grateful 🙏🏾

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@noahxche

2 years

If I had a gf I’d ask her to run errands with me today 🥲

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@noahxche

1 month

Bare “Just in” that time they’re talking about your life 😭

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1 month

JUST IN: the friends of the 2 Savages tell their side of the story

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10 months

I love being in a open relationship so much. There’s nothing you can tell my main that she doesn’t know already, I even send her my live location when I’m at an away game.

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4 months

Doctors are complaining about being understaffed and lack of resources in public hospitals but the government thinks it’s a good idea to say “hey guys, let’s sign a national health insurance bill”

The Presidency 🇿🇦

@PresidencyZA

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PRESIDENT RAMAPHOSA TO PUBLICLY SIGN NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE BILL INTO LAW President @CyrilRamaphosa will on Wednesday, 15 May 2024, publicly sign into law the National Health Insurance Bill which directs the transformation of the South Africa’s health care system to achieve

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2 years

My girlfriend is so hot. I love that for me, I won.

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@noahxche

7 months

What’s disrespectful is having 6 kids with different baby mamas and expecting someone to take you seriously, you’re reckless

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@tshepo_maphepha

7 months

You are disrespectful. Calling someone's kids a mess simply because it's not your preference is a sign of disrespect. There are decent and mature ways of addressing issues. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you preferring a guy without a "mess" but you don't have to

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6 months

If that inconvenience is detrimental to my mental health. I’m out, I don’t have to thug it out with anyone it’s okay to be alone

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6 months

modern day relationships are so doomed, one inconvenience and everyone`s ready to call it quits.

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1 year

I took an adult gap year and I was teaching English in Korea and this one time a 6 year old said to me “Teacher , if you are from Africa, how can you speak English?”

Never break kayfabe

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1 year

You ever had a racist experience but it was funny tho

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2 years

In a world full of jokers be her Batman 😅🥰

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@noahxche

3 months

My dark knight 🖤

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Noah.

@noahxche

2 years

My gf tefas so much and I will treat her like an egg every time

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@noahxche

3 years

I don’t trust a girl who doesn’t get a long with other girls

IG: @cookingwithluyanda

@Luyanda_Maf

3 years

The reason I make so many guy friends is because wow girls really move weird. It's really scary. Ai, claps once

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16 days

@BecksJan Cry me a river. I said what I said

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Noah.

@noahxche

2 years

I hate people who process their emotions internally because you only going to find out how they feel in 5 working days

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Noah.

@noahxche

11 months

Since I’m not getting married or having a child anytime soon I might as well get a beamer

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@noahxche

1 year

God forbid a man just likes planning I will have a whole spreadsheet ready with the complete itinerary. That’s just me, don’t take it personally okes.

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@noahxche

7 months

“If you sell cars for a living and someone steals your car. You’re definitely lying because we all know you sold it to them” Do you see how dumb that sounds

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@noahxche

2 years

My toxic trait is I’ll never understand how someone can not be attracted to me. Like what’s your type and how is not me.

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@noahxche

2 years

If I like you, you automatically become the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen

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@noahxche

1 year

I’m so grateful that I’m learning to hold space for my emotions. My heart is now a place that is safe, warm and provides comfort. It’s like I’m giving myself a big hug every time I acknowledge and validate my feelings both positive and negative feelings.

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Noah.

@noahxche

2 years

A talking stage with regular dates and getting to know each other before deciding on a relationship >>>

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@noahxche

6 months

Before church vs After church

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@noahxche

7 months

Had a great morning, the boy in the white is such a handful 😭💛

Noah.

@noahxche

7 months

Everytime I see him he is so happy. He ran to me and asked me to buy him school shoes, I asked where’s his mom so we can talk to her and he was so happy to be in the car even though it was for less than a minute. great kid 🥺💛

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Noah.

@noahxche

3 years

I want a platonic relationship where we cuddle and nap together and hold hands… is that too much to ask for? 😭

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@noahxche

5 months

@IvynSambo Show your workings in excel format so we can do a quality check

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Noah.

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1 year

Can’t wait to date someone who is excited about me like I’m excited about them. I don’t want to be with anyone who is not expressive

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Noah.

@noahxche

5 months

My baby

𝑶𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑲

@OtsileJK

5 months

Ladies and gentlemen It's Side View Saturday

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@noahxche

2 years

I’m a slut for experiences. I’d rather pay for experiences than material things

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@noahxche

1 year

Nah I’m going to have women fill out a questionnaire before making it official with questions like “How do you want me to hold space for you when you’re upset?” “How do you manage conflict?” “What triggers are you currently aware of” “Do you still choose me even on my bad days”

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@noahxche

2 years

Lord I don’t want to ever be old and look back at my life and think “what if”. Please give me the capacity and resources to live out all my what if scenarios while I’m still young.

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1 year

I like getting close to people just so we can reach a level of comfortability where we can hang out without talking

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@noahxche

10 months

“I have to confirm with my wife” “Sorry gents, I have to go home to the wife” “My wife and I…”

The NobleWoman💥

@OlajesuLAYOmiii

10 months

What’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married?

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2 years

It really breaks my heart when someone withdraws love from me just because they’re mad at me. You can be mad and still hold my hand 🥺

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@t0nit0ne

2 years

Physical touch is a love language that really reassures me during times of conflict. If we’re annoyed at each other but we still hold hands walking the street; if we hug after an argument, or if you stroke my face when I’m upset, it makes such a positive impact…

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3 years

Starting my new job today. One step closer to doing my dream job. I’m soooo excited 😊😊😊

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@noahxche

2 years

@uncsrlymalaika Bro even pick n pay man

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1 year

I’m so tired of lessons of loss. I need lessons of love

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@noahxche

11 months

you can lie in therapy and play victim in all scenarios lol and your therapist won’t know and they’ll keep validating you. You need to go to therapy with a clear goal in mind and leave afterwards.

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11 months

@Kings_Hater Weeh it’s a joke bru

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Noah.

@noahxche

5 months

My boys are so kind and respectful 🥺💛

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Noah.

@noahxche

1 year

It's frustrating when someone approaches you under the guise of being friends, only to surprise you later by confessing their feelings for you. C’mon don’t do that, I know I’m amazing but plz

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Noah.

@noahxche

1 year

People who think highly of themselves and have unshakable self-confidence and walk with power and purpose and good posture.

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1 year

What’s a non-sexual thing that turns you on?

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2 years

I have hectic social anxiety but it comes after every social interaction. I overthinking everything from my tone of voice, what I said and how I acted. It’s actually hell ngl

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