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Noahwave
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If they allowed smoking in Braums it would become the new French salon
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2 years
found out a few months ago that i was misdiagnosed as swagless for 15 years
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2 years
@Turdhurricane @sexwithuruncle what page was it on? asking for a friend
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Noahwave
7 months
These guys are always puzzled by something
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And they found it completely by accident:
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Noahwave
9 months
You ever dated a sapphic ass white boy shawty
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Noahwave
1 year
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Noahwave
8 months
This once beautiful woman corrupted by the woke ideologies of the left
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Noahwave
5 months
Friend 1: I can’t wait to go to the club tonight and hit on some hot girls Friend 2: I still miss my ex though man :/ Friend 1: come onnnjnn dude Friend 3: Connections Puzzle #261 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Noahwave
9 months
Yup your soulmate is in Norman OKC Metro
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Noahwave
5 years
Might fuck around and put all my eggs in one basket
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Noahwave
2 years
cat on da porch best day of my life
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Noahwave
2 years
they should give me two circles one for my friends and one for my foes
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Noahwave
1 year
Almost finished
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Noahwave
1 year
I’m inventing a new world view
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Noahwave
1 year
We never shoulda given nerds 6 figure salaries
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Noahwave
1 year
Y’all don’t wanna know about my past man
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Noahwave
1 year
Website boring asl
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Noahwave
2 years
dressing like a bellhop is the future
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Noahwave
1 year
Don’t do the link thing
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Noahwave
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Noahwave
1 year
I think you guys are lying about containing multitudes
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2 years
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Noahwave
2 years
im not homophobic but i do think pho*be bridg*rs is over rated
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Noahwave
1 year
Hey guys check out this link —->> scam.imgoingtotakeyourinformationandsellitocubangoverentofficals
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Noahwave
2 years
all the time people see my keys and they say “noah why do you have two of the same keychain?”
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Noahwave
2 years
in high schools when they push stem degrees they should really preface it with the fact that 90% of the jobs you can get with them are in the worlds most evil industries
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Noahwave
11 months
Coworker friends is what I imagine being close to your cousins is like
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Noahwave
5 years
Now that it’s October I can finally put my real bed sheets out
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Noahwave
10 months
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sitting on oomfs couch
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Noahwave
1 year
Have you guys ever had a beautiful day
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Noahwave
4 years
Like this tweet if you think my roommate should name his cat slagathor
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Noahwave
10 months
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Noahwave
10 months
Bruh
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Noahwave
1 year
Ever since I left the city you!
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Noahwave
7 months
My friend from college would always bring a woman over and be like “want some Josh in you” and when she gasped and became disgusted he’d bring out the bottle of wine and they’d laugh awkwardly
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Noahwave
2 years
me and the bad bitch i pulled by being devoted to the word of god
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Noahwave
4 years
Sorry if your power is out because of the storm (mine is) I sacrificed 39 goats today instead of 40 lambs on accident (long story) Guess it really does matter
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Noahwave
4 years
damn this cat just told me that the size of the US doesn’t benefit anybody except the ruling class
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Noahwave
1 year
This smoke in Nyc got me thinking about how clouded my thought process was with you. You dont have to reply. Stay safe out here ma.
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Noahwave
5 years
If anyone knows of a light house that needs operating lmk I’m looking to spend the rest of my years as a wise recluse who spends most of his time gazing forlornly at the sea
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Noahwave
1 year
Flipping over the record after the first side ends
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Noahwave
8 months
Franz Kafka would have been much happier if he lived in Norman Ok
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Noahwave
2 years
i think im on the verge of developing telepathy
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6 months
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Noahwave
1 year
Ice Spice is rumored to feature as bride in noahrevisited's ‘Ceremony of Holy Matrimony' (Remix).
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Noahwave
1 year
I’m inventing all sorts of new looks already
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Noahwave
1 year
Y’all aren’t ready for what my mind is about to spawn
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Noahwave
1 year
I look computer generated
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Noahwave
9 months
When the rest of the group yelled at me and miguel for coming up with “this machine kills toilets” tramp stamp
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Noahwave
1 year
Me when I’m forlorn and my heart is wrenching with grief
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Noahwave
1 year
Me and my movie
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nic the gardener
1 year
me and my favorite movie
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Noahwave
4 months
What yall think
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Noahwave
2 years
interesting
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Noahwave
2 years
used to go to mass on days like today how crazy was that
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Noahwave
3 years
the crazy family member experience is only fun when there’s only one or two not when they make up 90% of the family
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Noahwave
2 years
Does anyone want to run away and start a new life together as friends
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Noahwave
1 year
Anyone else thinking my bike tubes are popping every two week because of the airborne spike proteins from a certain vaccine?
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Noahwave
1 year
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Noahwave
1 year
I put Gavin’s glasses in and Miguel said I look like the Groucho Marx disguise
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Noahwave
2 years
hardly anyone understands the joy of kicking a stone a couple tomes on your walk home from work these days
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Noahwave
2 years
ive kinda been unleashed since the queen died
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Noahwave
2 years
oh he voting voting
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Noahwave
1 year
People are always like “what do you mean by that” and I’m like idk I’m just saying bullshit
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Noahwave
4 years
philosophy classes for me are like 75% learning, 20% thinking I’m better than everyone, and 5% falling in love with one of my classmates but never telling her
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Noahwave
7 months
I’d have to at least take a looksee
@brockomole
Brock
7 months
A lot of yall would fold in this situation
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Noahwave
1 year
*white boy at the therapists* idk man I’ve been going out every weekend with the boys but it hasn’t felt like a movie in months
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Noahwave
3 months
Free at work Dude
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Noahwave
1 year
My parents caught me ironing and I didn’t have the heart to tell them it’s because I’m going to Golden Corral
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Noahwave
3 years
dream blunt rotation
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Noahwave
9 months
Can I get a lunch? Can you make it last forever?
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Noahwave
8 months
What you’d see if they kept zooming out even more
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Noahwave
1 year
HBO GO to the polls
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Noahwave
1 year
Y’all think I could rock Elden Ring Hair Preset 17 or nahh??
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Noahwave
7 months
Always cool to get recognized by fans love talking to you guys 🫶
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Noahwave
1 year
Mutual Mondays: if you could lay eggs would you?
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Noahwave
3 years
my dad tested positive for the novel coronavirus the day after christmas so i’m in quarantine which means i’m the only person in existence, my thoughts are the only ones that matter, and twitter is my only form of communication just thought i’d warn you
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Noahwave
2 years
i told my parents i finally have 100 dollars in savings again after having barely any money for 2 months and they laughed at me
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Noahwave
2 years
if goku was in seinfeld: goku: こんにちは、ジェリー・サインフェルド、私の名前は孫悟空です jerry: what sorry i dont speak japanese kramer: お会いできて光栄です 孫悟空 私はクレイマーです goku and kramer hi five
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Noahwave
7 months
Poppin joshes in the ice like a blizzard when we drink we do it right gettin slizard
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Noahwave
8 months
For all my exes and other people who thought I’d never get anywhere I’m sitting across the street from the worlds biggest Canes
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Noahwave
9 months
Too annoying and anal to be a cool chill guy Not annoying and anal enough to be a graduate student Its a tough world for me
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Noahwave
4 years
anyone wanna tell me why I signed up for two literature classes when I hate being told to read things
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Noahwave
2 years
i wish i could be one of those guys that cooks for people but all my friends in norman are the worst people on planet earth
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Noahwave
11 months
Could I pull off the Oppie cut???
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3 years
wtf is this
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Noahwave
1 year
Me doing a tarot readings on Instagram: “you were meant to see this video it’s a message from god and the universe to you. *deep exhale* You are burning in hell right now. You are in the 5th circle of hell. *pulls out card* oh my god everything in your life is going to get worse
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Noahwave
2 years
finally i have a use for it
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Noahwave
2 years
ive cured every single one of my mental illnesses all on my own so i do think i could fix the world if given the chance
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Noahwave
2 years
I started showing emotion in an ironic, tongue in cheek way a few months ago so that one day it'll just be something I do
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Noahwave
1 year
Everyone quiet up and listen down no scratch that and reverse it!
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Noahwave
1 year
What’s this mean
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Noahwave
1 year
There’s something about no hoes no car living with my parents that brings a loser vibe to playing video games alone that I might not be rockin with
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Noahwave
3 years
why tf would they do this
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Noahwave
1 year
The 16 year old bartender at the porch is lowkey giving out crazy sound advice
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Noahwave
8 months
The reviews are in folks
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1 year
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@Alexius_sc2
Alexius
1 year
search “pussy” in your camera roll and post your favorite photo
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Noahwave
4 years
wait there are girls here?!?!? this is so embarrassing
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Noahwave
2 years
My dad found Lofi hiphop beats
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Noahwave
3 years
governor of oklahoma kevin stitt is such a coward like if you’re going to murder an innocent man just so you’re states power to keep torturing people to death isn’t judged for even a second at least do it with your chest out
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Noahwave
2 years
it’s always so sad seeing main street turn back into a road again
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Noahwave
8 months
If my gf posted this I’d kms
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