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noah hatch 🇵🇸 ⚭

@noahhatch81

5 months

that wasn’t very five red stripe for a fiver of you

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noah hatch 🇵🇸 ⚭

@noahhatch81

5 months

is me felipe not jeremy vine

Jeremy Vine

@theJeremyVine

5 months

Just my luck to have this bus driver on my tail at 6am today. Absolutely mad and pointless overtake — scary too

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@noahhatch81

2 months

brilliant feel even worse

The Robins Zone

@TheRobinsZone

2 months

For anyone feeling shite, just remember club football is back soon… 😍 #BristolCity

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@noahhatch81

5 months

fucking criminal

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@noahhatch81

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@1894am i remember sprinting to my room from my mums car coming back from school life was so good back then

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@noahhatch81

3 months

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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@noahhatch81

2 years

@OfficialRandL @the1975 the one where they don’t play anyhting but kasabian come on and play a whole set

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@noahhatch81

1 year

flag of the year in the texas crowd #glastonbury @rickygervais

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@noahhatch81

10 months

@mattleagueone this was a favourite from the comments

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@noahhatch81

23 days

this should be illegal btw @TicketmasterUK

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@noahhatch81

6 months

he’s like your 15 year old dog that you don’t have the heart to put down because he brings you so much joy

Euan

@EuanBCFC_

6 months

This guy.

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@noahhatch81

9 months

@Lewis200711 i’m so passionate about sniffling pyros

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@noahhatch81

5 months

scott twine that is magic

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@noahhatch81

3 years

i miss three years ago when we had the best form in the entirety of europe

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@noahhatch81

2 years

lemon shaggers try not to use take me as a song challenge

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Tiktok mob

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@noahhatch81

3 months

swifties when they don’t get scammed out of £400 for a restricted view

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@noahhatch81

1 month

what a club

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@noahhatch81

2 years

joe bryan’s finish against united does not get spoken about enough

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@noahhatch81

1 year

Luton Town are currently 3rd in the Championship. This is the main entrance to their stadium... Incredible to think this ground could be in the Premier League next season 🤯

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@noahhatch81

2 years

@mainlyoasis okay but where the fuck is a certain romance

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@noahhatch81

1 year

fuck sake 😭😭

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@noahhatch81

9 months

what a club

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@noahhatch81

5 months

@ChillWhiteMan lanzarote is such a wildcard

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@noahhatch81

10 months

old players can’t seem to get enough of us which is funny bc i fucking can

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@noahhatch81

1 year

‘amad robbed’ ‘hackney robbed’ cry more he’s the best in the league and i will miss him forever

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@noahhatch81

5 months

@1894am going to football training on a tuesday night talking about the new fortnite update and the wc games that we’ll life was just unreal

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@noahhatch81

1 year

is he pinging?

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

1 year

The boss. 😎

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@noahhatch81

2 years

🚨BREAKING 🚨 andrew tate has now been banned from KFC winterstoke road

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@noahhatch81

8 months

christ is he still crying over losing to us?

West Ham (C)entral 🏆

@WestHam_Central

8 months

@BristolCity At least you beat our C team 😉

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@noahhatch81

2 years

@joe_weller_ done well for a pigeon tbf

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@noahhatch81

8 months

that’s fucking atrocious

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@noahhatch81

2 years

@DanNicholls03 @ChrisyLoons @DavidVujanic no no no as a southerner i think greggs is a gift sent from the heavens

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@noahhatch81

9 months

@JacobSmithy_ @xAlfieTHFC @FelipeFC30 nothing gets past you jacob

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@noahhatch81

1 year

‘i’m proud to have made all the city sing’ jesus christ man

Alex Scott

@AlexScott_7

1 year

❤️

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@noahhatch81

1 year

@Cian_McGivern ‘gone from asking where we’re landing to asking if you got you’re ticket 🍋🍋🍋’

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@noahhatch81

10 months

@JordanOwl28 that and ‘ick’

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@noahhatch81

4 months

@SenseiCarl_ this and a difficult wank are incredible

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@noahhatch81

9 months

riley towler:

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@AlfieBCFC15

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Fucking love the Doors

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@noahhatch81

2 years

for fuck sake he’s got us as well😭

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@noahhatch81

3 years

we’re bristol city, we block our own fans

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@noahhatch81

1 year

christ above

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@noahhatch81

1 month

one year ago today i led on my floor for 30 minutes drinking jack daniel’s listening to scooter

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

1 year

📣 Alex Scott has completed a move to AFC Bournemouth for an undisclosed Bristol City club record fee. Thank you Alex. ❤️

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@noahhatch81

1 year

i feel sick to my stomach what the fuck

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@noahhatch81

1 year

HE’S HOME 😍😍

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

3 years

INCOMING... 🆕

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@noahhatch81

2 years

christ i feel like i’ve been cheated on seeing him in another top

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@noahhatch81

11 months

if pearson goes we protest

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@noahhatch81

8 months

he’s like an ex you can’t keep going back to i love you so much nige

Nigel Pearson

@NigelGPearson

8 months

Congratulations to my former club @BristolCity on their excellent @EmiratesFACup win last night. Well done to the staff, players, and supporters. Cheers, Nige.

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@noahhatch81

1 year

hahahahaha what a bloke

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@noahhatch81

11 months

how does downsy still have a job but pearson doesn’t

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@noahhatch81

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@llaurenmccall heart attack every time they tweet

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@noahhatch81

2 years

if i see one more fucking child crying that oasis never released take me they’re getting kicked over the m4

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@noahhatch81

11 months

spineless twat lansdown is. gave the bloke absolutely no funding to work with, so forced to bring up some of the best teenagers to ever grace the championship. when lansdown saw an opportunity to cash out on them, he sold. we had at least £25+ deals under pearson and we weren’t

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

11 months

Nigel Pearson has left Bristol City with immediate effect. We would like to thank Nigel for what he has done for the club over the past two-and-a-half years on and off the pitch. Full details ⤵️

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@noahhatch81

2 years

@liam_lightowler have to include champagne supernova imo

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@noahhatch81

2 years

best part of tomorrow we won’t have to put up with ian downsy

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@noahhatch81

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@alfiewmrr

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What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?

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@noahhatch81

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@HosierHarry_ @FootyScran

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@noahhatch81

1 year

my alert was a bit odd

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@noahhatch81

1 year

death ✅ taxes ✅ ryan dilks chatting out his arse about city ✅

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

1 year

“I struggle to see Bristol City bettering this season” 😕 “I imagine there’ll be 13 teams better than them” 🤷‍♂️ How will Bristol City do next season? @RyanDilks1 thinks a lot of it depends on what they do with the money they get for Alex Scott👇 #BristolCity

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@noahhatch81

2 years

why have i woken up and nigel pearson is still in charge of my club

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@noahhatch81

2 years

what a manager. really sticks with his team no matter the result

Wayne Shutt

@wayneshutt

2 years

@Joey7Barton having a sulk and leaving the pitch on the 83rd minute is the ultimate disrespect to @Official_BRFC fans that travelled for 4 hours to get here #asfc #BRFC

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@noahhatch81

1 year

this is what saturdays are made for

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@noahhatch81

2 years

why is luke bennett commenting on alex’s scott instagram

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@noahhatch81

2 years

would expect him to tbf he’s playing at 3

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

2 years

🚨🚨 | BREAKING: Alex Scott also PULLS OUT out of Match of the Day tomorrow

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@noahhatch81

11 months

right i get it’s not the easiest save to make but can someone explain to me what the fuck max o leary does there

Baker

@goalpostsbaker

11 months

Jesus Christ Rubin Colwill

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@noahhatch81

8 months

he’s unpinned it :(

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@noahhatch81

1 year

could not be happier

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@noahhatch81

2 years

i’d be lying if i said i didn’t have a tear in my eye watching this live, nothing but respect for this man

Mainly Oasis

@mainlyoasis

2 years

An emotional Dave Grohl performs "Times Like These" at last night's Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert at Wembley Stadium

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@noahhatch81

8 months

timing could not be better i love being southern bristolian up the fucking city

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

8 months

We'll be celebrating the 30th anniversary of our famous 1994 Anfield win ahead of kick-off this weekend! 👇 Find out more: 👇

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@noahhatch81

1 year

hahahahaha giving us shit for taking however many to sheffield on a wednesday night yet they’re taking less than 500 down the road in plymouth 😭

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@noahhatch81

2 years

put kane wilson on that roof please nige

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@noahhatch81

3 months

@WillM_20 as if VAR couldn’t worse

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@noahhatch81

1 year

hahahahahahaha gave it the bigun wearing that awful top to ashton gate then turned off her comments when she started taking shit for it i hope they never change

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@noahhatch81

4 months

@c8nnor why are you asking people if you should delete it 😭 goes to show your only care about what people’s opinion of you is

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@noahhatch81

2 years

@OfficialRandL @the1975 hold this ratio

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@noahhatch81

4 months

@chriisorourke unfollowed him ages ago, tries to play up to what the ‘football lads’ want to hear so much it’s embarrassing

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@noahhatch81

2 months

bristol will never accept racism nor facism if you think it will then you can fuck off elsewhere

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@noahhatch81

9 months

i’m so in love with bristol city football club

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@noahhatch81

2 years

found out today that using this video against cardiff fans pisses them off more than you’d think

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@noahhatch81

1 year

@gxl_kounde xavi watches pearsonball highlights before he goes to sleep

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@noahhatch81

1 year

@JWJB_CAFC bloke couldn’t fight his way out a paper bag

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@noahhatch81

2 years

liz would’ve wanted HNM to score his first goal for us this weekend against preston

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@noahhatch81

1 year

who’s just put this on the timeline for fuck sake

Tammy Abraham

@tammyabraham

7 years

Forever family #BCFC

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@noahhatch81

2 years

this time tomorrow i will be more exited than i have been in a very long time

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@noahhatch81

9 months

kitchen is on fire the amount of cooking that’s going on

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

9 months

Welcome to #BristolCity Adam! 👋

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@noahhatch81

9 months

he’s still got a motm award from us 🥲

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@noahhatch81

1 year

just been called a cunt 👍

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@noahhatch81

1 year

we’ve played one game this season and there’s a civil war between city fans on bird app already

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@noahhatch81

11 months

inhaler fans when they can’t smell the armpit of bonos son after queuing for 40 days and 40 nights

beth MET TIMOTHEE

@GATSBYCHALAMET

11 months

first in line and i cant even see the stage

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@noahhatch81

10 months

bet365 wrapped would be an awful awful thing

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@noahhatch81

1 year

in north bristol in a city top see how it goes

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@noahhatch81

1 year

tgh pass there is unreal

Bristol City FC

@BristolCity

1 year

Unbelievable scenes. 🤯

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@noahhatch81

4 months

whoever this is please stop

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@noahhatch81

2 years

lord above

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@noahhatch81

2 years

just looked at the line ups from when england u21 played poland u21 at ashton gate in 2019, mental

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@noahhatch81

2 years

i swear the old firm happens about 54 times a season

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@noahhatch81

10 months

no lights, dark clothing, acting like a cunt. no jeremy it’s not his fault

Jeremy Vine

@theJeremyVine

10 months

Anyone who thinks the lad on the bike is to blame for this needs their head testing.

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@noahhatch81

11 months

what’s the game plan here then boys

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@noahhatch81

11 months

if pearson goes we protest

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