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aloof lupine
5 years
Do you love your mom and her two-hit multi target attacks? Can your little sister really be this cute? Do you think there is ever a girl online? Is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon?
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aloof lupine
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apparently theres such a thing as an ex girlfriend cafe where a lady pretends to be your ex and will be like 'two sugars in your coffee right? no? huh... it's like you're a different person now...' and just generally seem sad and wistful but not like wanting to get back together
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aloof lupine
2 years
im so like utterly fixated on the idea of a genderswapped The Dude from the big lebowski itโ€™s like categorically impossible for me to imagine a hotter woman
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aloof lupine
4 years
im smoking that shit that made them forget the furtive pygmy
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aloof lupine
5 months
this looks just like yugioh cardart
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1 year
kojima: nooooo omg norman ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… give it baaaaack norman.... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿซณ stopppp why do you always do thisssss ๐Ÿ˜–โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ ahahahaah ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃโ˜บ๏ธ omggg are you taking a selfie? ughh ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’• you're so dumb...
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aloof lupine
2 years
watch her redebut at hololive in like 6 months lol
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aloof lupine
2 years
elden ring is crazy because I can just like literally walk out of my dungeon and into a bodega (elden ring word for store) on the corner and like instantly get a sandwich or whatever I need
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The reason people love Elden Ring so much is because itโ€™s a walkable community with lots of greenery and you can randomly run into your friends (skeletons)
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aloof lupine
4 years
people always talk about pitting powerful women against each other. but what about pitting weak women against each other. they should get to fight too
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aloof lupine
2 years
frankly this should have been a private tweet but Iโ€™m also like right so letโ€™s vibe with it
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aloof lupine
5 years
every six months game developers from sweden make an extremely racist knight simulator game call like joltenburg: storming of the front
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aloof lupine
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the nonbinary character in deadlock being named "pocket" seriously feels like a crude stereotype
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aloof lupine
4 months
Crazy skill issue on this guy. itโ€™s actually insanely easy to be a beautiful but deeply avoidant emotional coward who wants to take care of people without having to deal with any of the realities of commitment
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new favorite thing a man has ever said to me in an argument just dropped
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Starscourge Radahn:
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why is my 6 yr old sis able to pick me up??? sheโ€™s so tiny and strong ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
In Japan they call The Protomen the Blues Brothers
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aloof lupine
4 years
How long will it take to undo the damage modernism has done to our cities?
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aloof lupine
5 years
the reason people have sex is so when they feel like a loser they can think about times they had sex
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aloof lupine
3 years
george: i can't beat matador!!! kramer: you can't beat matador? george: i can't beat him!! i can't!!! jerry: he can't beat matador... elain: oh cmon matador's not so bad you just have to use sukukaja george: i am NOT using SUKU KAJA!!
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aloof lupine
5 years
needless to say. i desperately want to go to one.
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aloof lupine
4 years
consoles have been phallic for years and I think itโ€™s so valid that Sony have made a yonic game console. itโ€™s like how Wonder Woman uses a lasso and not a sword
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aloof lupine
6 months
you have to chill and move on. People change
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They just hanging out like nothing happened?
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i want to become a skeleton and go and live with the other skeletons in the bone world
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aloof lupine
4 years
You gotta wildly oscillate between the two constantly so neither you nor anybody else knows how you feel about yourself
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aloof lupine
2 years
the reason impressionist painting looks that way is because it was meant to be seen on a CRT
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aloof lupine
5 years
if i hear you gently reincorporating the main theme into the climactic piece and running through several gentle reprises i'm going to flip my fucking lid
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aloof lupine
4 years
I know Iโ€™m missing the point but imagine telling a girl this pretty you โ€œlove podcastsโ€. could never be me. if you look like this I HATE podcasts
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aloof lupine
4 years
thereโ€™s a common misconception that movie fans arenโ€™t equally as stupid as video game fans and wonโ€™t just eat up whatever prestige thing you sell to them in the same manner
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Bobduh
4 years
Naughty Dog want to make movies, but all of their narratives would wilt under that level of critical scrutiny. Kinda painful to see this level of praise for generic scifi thrillers
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aloof lupine
4 years
itโ€™s the end times - Popeye
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Popeye the Sailorman
4 years
Times may be be tough but know, like all things, they comes to an end! Smooth sailings to everyone!
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aloof lupine
4 years
sex robots of ancient egypt
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aloof lupine
4 years
whenever I use expensive toilet paper I realise why the charmin bears are the fucking freaks they are
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aloof lupine
3 years
the thing about 'she blinded me with science' is that its like actually a banger, hypopethically, but in reality its if someone wrote a good song then decided to ruin it on purpose by making it a theme for a direct to vhs kids movie
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people keep leaving my party before the game starts :(
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aloof lupine
5 years
deep intimate sex with mario outdoors during a storm
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aloof lupine
4 years
im caremadding. im wokescolding. Iโ€™m jokemanning
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aloof lupine
6 years
i think about this post like three times a day but i can almost never find it so i feel an extreme sense of relief when it shows up on my feed
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bladee and hunter schafer
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amogus
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Babe are you okay? Youโ€™ve hardly touched your mental health awareness ravioli...
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@merrittk like wow way to flex that you consider life ultimately bearable
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aloof lupine
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@merrittk rats are capable of crashing tiny cars, researchers found- and it's given them a new sexuality, born of perverse technology
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aloof lupine
3 years
demifiend asking if you need him to spot for you while u benchpress.jpg
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aloof lupine
2 years
snorted laughing imagining jerma debuting at niji en like you just see this bishie scientist design or something called Arenciel Croug or whatever and he goes โ€œehhh lookat me!!!โ€
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aloof lupine
4 years
thinking about developing a parasocial relationship with the rapper โ€œEminemโ€ that causes my life to spiral out of control, ultimately resulting in my death. as a fun holiday activity
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aloof lupine
4 years
if the videogame streaming bubble ever bursts the 'subsitute teacher' market is going to be flooded with insane talent
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aloof lupine
4 years
me when i see something: now everyone has seen this
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aloof lupine
3 years
happy pride <3
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aloof lupine
4 years
โ€œDavid Cage is a failed film director because he knows he would get laughed out of any cinemaโ€ is super wrong, for instance. people would love detroit become human the movie
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aloof lupine
3 years
'cumgutters' could be the name of a banjo kazooie npc
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"nice comedy job jerry she let me hit cause im kramer" - kramer
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aloof lupine
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The Fat Controller fr sounds like a dub reggae guys name
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aloof lupine
4 years
speaking as a himbo all of you sluts that are constantly trying to sneak your way into my tighty whities while Iโ€™m flexing at the beach and getting jumpscared by seagulls ARE predatory
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aloof lupine
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not that much like earth then is it lets be honest. i mean i dont know. i dont think that kind of stuff happens here though. thanks for letting us know anyway ig
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NEWS ๐Ÿšจ: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
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Women Posting Their Letters In The Mail
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transmasc revolver ocelot: i abandoned 'her' during the cold war
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Thatโ€™s right brother
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aloof lupine
4 years
you donโ€™t have a crush you just are lacking the necessary emotional fulfilment and deep intimacy of a twilight sparkle tulpa
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aloof lupine
4 years
@merrittk this is the vibe
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me when im talking gibberish in my sleep
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to help the shrinking middle class I propose we bring back the samurai class to society
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this isnโ€™t my vtuber account anymore so itโ€™s not weird to do this ๐Ÿ‘
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aloof lupine
3 years
imagining one of those barcades but instead of gaming you all sit at the bar watching the barโ€™s gamer for that night do a full playthrough of something
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aloof lupine
6 years
this fuckin recommended listening page in the strawberry marshmallow manga
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aloof lupine
3 years
excuse me miss I noticed you have a big old five head. me and the boys just saw you was Fodzilla and was wondering if we could line up and take turns layin a single slap on that thing or perhaps polish it like a brass platter with a micro fibre cloth
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aloof lupine
4 years
just saying when you make fun of someone for jerking off weird (unusual hand style, kitchen appliances, using head n shoulders 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner as lube) your friends who do that (samurai grip dick twist) notice...
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aloof lupine
4 years
i keep thinking about how freegan cuckold sounds like a star wars bounty hunters name
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aloof lupine
3 years
your girls giving me sloppy in alvar aaltos paimio chair (1931)
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aloof lupine
2 years
dming every woman who QRTed or replied to say 'this is me' to be like wassup babe wanna chill to Astral Weeks
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aloof lupine
3 years
sonic adventure 1 but it doesnt have any platforming levels or plot its just sexy mascot characters walking around a city. maybe its like shenmue but theres still a casino and you can shower with your buddy in there also the entire game has a dynamic score by a dc gogo band
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aloof lupine
7 years
in my restless dreams i see that clown, sideshow bob
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