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Seeking a new life partner as my wife left me for a woman. Hate all of my children. On the verge of death. Part time business man, full time prick. Get #Nishd

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Nishandeep Panesar
1 year
Learn the alphabet with an alpha male #Eastenders #NishPanesar
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10 months
I’m alive you cunts. Told you all, it takes a lot more than six slappers to kill big Daddy Nish #EastEnders
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Top shaggers of Walford #EastEnders @reisscolwell
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10 months
Alpha male in a room full of beta males, a tart, a lesbian wife and my grandchildren. Happy families #EastEnders
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Bet Stacey would try and shag my lifeless body if she could the tart #Eastenders
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Suki thinking she was going to get my inheritance 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂in her dreams. Even on my deathbed she gets #Nishd As for my “children”, they can get stuffed too. Fuck them kids and @sukieastenders FUCK YOU TOO. My grandchildren have never let me down #EastEnders
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10 months
Can someone help me up off the floor please? I'm desperate for a piss and a glass of whiskey #Eastenders
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1 month
No need for the concern everyone I am more than fine. I’m just having a really intense orgasm, nothing to see here. #EastEnders
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9 months
Finally got a taste of Kat’s cat. Fresh out of a near death experience and already getting my leg over. Nobodies doing it like me #Nishd #EastEnders
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She matched my freak #EastEnders
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10 months
Suki brought me back to life because she still loves me. FUCK YOU EVE #EastEnders
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9 months
There isn’t actually a leak in the caff. That’s just Kat dripping at the sight of me #Nishd #EastEnders
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9 months
My Jagvir in fact, did NOT come back from the dead. Another day with him dead and Vinny still breathing and my wife being a homosexual. Fuck my life. #EastEnders
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9 months
My Jagvir is coming back from the dead #EastEnders
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10 months
Had my son betray me, my wife leave me for the lesbian across the road, got humiliated in a pub full of slappers AND apparently whacked around the head by Sharon’s pre-teen runaway almost husband and now I have this ridiculous walking stick. Justice needs to be served #EastEnders
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1 year
I still want my money. Rocky better wake up the twat #Eastenders
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9 months
Kat’s ranting about her life to me but I just want a shag… shut up and get your knickers off love #EastEnders
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8 months
Left homeless by my lesbian wife, pussies for sons, skank I took in and my degenerate granddchildren… so much for family eh? Time to throw some gasoline over that house and set those traitors on fire🔥if I can’t win, nobody can P.S Vinny you’re still my bitch #Nishd #EastEnders
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Now that I’m homeless, who wants to take this poor old man in? #EastEnders
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Took up a job as a FakeTaxi driver… Surprise Vinny! I’m not going to kill you, I’m just trying to finally get you a shag🤗And Sukhwinder says I don’t care about my boy🙄Stay #Nishd #EastEnders
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11 months
Got a souvenir before I got Ravi to kill Eve hahah I’m a sick cunt #EastEnders
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10 months
Sharon's 5 year old boyfriend dead? Suprassing my laughter right now but also fuming that he's taken the spotlight away from me #EastEnders
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10 months
Now that Sukhwinder has left me for Eve, I think it’s time for a new life partner. How about that Shirley Carter? I reckon we would be what the youngsters call a “power couple”. #EastEnders
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11 months
New season of Killing Eve coming to your screens very soon. Stay tuned #EastEnders #Nishd
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9 months
Come down to Nish’s opening today. Free coffee and food (none for you Stacey you slag) #EastEnders
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4 months
Mine and Priya’s OnlyFans coming soon… stay tuned, stay #Nishd #EastEnders
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5 months
All I want is a quiet night out with my family and Sukhwinder goes and brings Ellen DeGeneres with her🙄 #Eastenders
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11 months
Our first song coming out soon. £70 on ITunes but a discounted £69.99 for my loyal followers. Comment if you want to be in the music video Stay #Nishd #Eastenders
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Yawn. Walford is a snoozefest without me there😴time to get me back where I belong. I’ve got unfinished business with that so called family of mine… #EastEnders
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1 year
Lovely picture of my wife and son. Still kicking Vinny out though #Nish ’d
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1 month
Even at my lowest, I will still take every opportunity to give my ex wife a good Nishing. Nothing is important to me apart from money and revenge. It’s get back season Sukhwinder, haven’t you heard? #EastEnders
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Can’t even get five minutes alone with my family without Boo from Orange Is The New Black turning up🤦🏽‍♂️ #EastEnders #GoAwayEveUnwin
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@bbceastenders @InsideSoapMag @BBCiPlayer @BBCOne @chris_clenshaw Villain? I’m a family man. Don’t judge a book by its cover. I’m actually very generous… before I went to prison and Kheerat was in school, he asked me for £10 and I gave him 10 pence. Don’t ever tell me I don’t look out for my children #Nishd
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I told you all, I’m immortal. I got stabbed in prison and survived. It was 6v1 at christmas… I survived. Ate little Davinder’s dodgy tikka masala and survived. I will survive this. You’ll all see, come back tomorrow to see if this is the end of me #EastEnders
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Someone give my sons a slap from me. This is all their fault. Maybe it's time to send them to India and get them arranged marriages as punishment for defying me. That's the only way Vinny will get laid anyway #Nishd #Eastenders
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Suki isn’t the only one who can’t resist the temptation of Eve… @Suki_Panesar_ I took your bitch😌 #Nish ’d
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@charlesville97 If that’s what the fans would like I am happy to continue to keep tweeting in the afterlife. Even in death I will make my “family’s” life a misery. Forever #Nishd
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I hear nobody apart from Bernadette and Sharon are grieving Ken Barbie Keanu… Can’t say I’m shocked, he was a drip. The only thing I’m grieving are my poor cafe floorboards. It’s going to cost a fortune to get them fixed #GetMeBackInWalford #EastEnders
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@WalfordEast Who’s ready for a good Nishing? #Nishd
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10 months
Ravi better kill himself before I kill him first. He’s a bitch just like my Vinny #EastEnders
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9 months
I am rather intrigued by @KathleenSlaters . I’ve never indulged in a white woman before so this will be fun. The look on that bald prick’s face when he finds out his missus is hanging onto me. Priceless #EastEnders
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@haal9ndswife A cheating lesbian ex-wife, a corpse, a nutty bitch who almost killed me, a drunkard, a community bike and a cougar. The classlessness of this picture is beyond comprehension. They’re lucky I was too unwell to come otherwise they would have got #Nishd
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My Jagvir is coming back from the dead #EastEnders
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You DO NOT want to miss #EastEnders tomorrow and avoid socials if you can’t watch early.
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First ten people to like this tweet get a follow back from the man, the myth, the legend, Nishandeep Panesar. Be quick though, my battery’s low and I need to have a wank to pictures of myself before it dies. #Nishd #EastEnders
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1 year
Please bring my grandson Davinder home @metpoliceuk I can’t have the locals thinking my family are unfit to look after him! How will I make my money if the family name is tarNISHed? #EastEnders
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Gonna sing this to Lexi in the street tomorrow #Nish ’d #EastEnders
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Me after seeing my wife kiss Eve #EastEnders
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@skeletalfinger Pathetic excuse of a son. Bring my Jagvir back
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1 year
Me to Linda next week when she doesn’t give me the pub. Gonna get Ravi that little bitch boy to trash the Vic #Nish ’d
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? WHY IS MY SUKHWINDER KISSING @AllAboutEve1975 ??? Clearly there’s a gas leak in the minute mart causing me to hallucinate things. I don’t believe it. IN A FIT OF RAGE #EastEnders
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I hope my “family” feel bad. My own son fighting me in my condition… who raised that animal? Maybe I’ll just kill Vinny so I can get his heart. I can’t die yet, I’m still in my youth😔Anyone want to offer me their heart? I’ll shag you before you die😏 #Eastenders #Nishd
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1 year
Tonight @Suki_Panesar_ dragged me and the boys to something called “the soap awards”? Never heard of it in my life but it was shit. Take some pictures of me looking sexy and outdoing my family as per usual. #Nish ’d #EastEnders #BritishSoapAwards
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Just pissed myself in this storeroom. Can someone bring me a spare change of clothes please and an aspirin #EastEnders
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It’s true. Vinny’s end could be near… no way am I letting my snake of a son outlive me the cunt. If anyone could bring Eve to me too that’d be great. 2 birds 1 stone and all of that. Sukhwinder’s bound to come back to me, right?! Stay tuned, stay #Nishd #EastEnders
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Hiring a prostitute for Vinny’s birthday so he can finally get laid #EastEnders #Nishd
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Merry Nishmas you filthy animals #Eastenders
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Sorry I almost killed my son but I am not the same person that I was five minutes ago. Forgive and forget eh Sukhwinder? #EastEnders
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Taking the caff from Kath. This square is my bitch, collecting businesses like infinity stones. Rocky got well and truly #Nishd #Eastenders
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Me and the wife after a quick shag before my birthday party🤪they don’t call her Suki for nothing👅🍆 #Nishd #EastEnders
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Me and the wife @Suki_Panesar_ are currently at a business partner’s wedding and GOD the bride is a munter, it’s putting me off my food. I’m only really here for the booze and to get away from @Vinny_Panesar to be honest #EastEnders
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Babe what’s wrong you’re not wearing your Nish skirt #EastEnders
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// can people stop reporting this account. i can’t believe i’m saying this but nish is a fucking fictional character, please get a grip. in no way do i support nish’s actions this account is just a bit of fun and if you can’t comprehend that then block me #EastEnders
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Even if Vinny was the last person on earth, I wouldn’t love him. What a failure of a son #EastEnders
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Love a bit of Amy Winehouse. Met her back in the day and she asked for a shag and some coke #EastEnders
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Me and Sukhwinder are judging you #EastEnders
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1 year
Finally decided to have a go on @KarenTaylor_EE forget an episode of Eastenders, me and Kazza are about to make a movie📸🍆 #Nishd #Eastenders
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I look so fit in a turtleneck #Eastenders
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Me when people ask me if my wife is a lesbian: #EastEnders
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Fresh home #Eastenders
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Me taking the total slag out for a good time. I am so back. Taking Sukhwinder’s buisnesses and Phil’s tart, life is good. #Nishd #EastEnders
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A day to remember ❤️ @Suki_Panesar_
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People don’t believe me when I tell them lesbians are evil human beings. Look at Eve using her homosexual powers to beat up me, a dying old man. They’re dangerous I’m telling you #Eastenders #Nishd
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Me to Eve now that Ayesha’s on the scene #EastEnders
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He’s everything She’s just Suki #Nishd #EastEnders
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Convinced Eve to have a threesome with us. Don’t we look fit #Eastenders #invertedoreo
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In sickness and in health, if there’s anything I vow to do, it’s to be Parvinder’s number one hater. More useless than bringing out a mop to a flood… #NotMySon #EastEnders
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My “son” the local milf lover and Zack the walking STD of the square, hilarious! #EastEnders
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Found out Keanu was buried under my cafe… I just thought it was the scent of Kathy (as old as the) Hills lingering there #EastEnders #Nishd
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I know my Sukhwinder will not be saying yes to Eve’s proposal. A little birdie tells me it’s Reiss’ dead wives ring too… how cheap. When I was engaged to Suki I went all out - the most Eve can do is make a few baps. Hope Suki cheats so Eve can feel my pain #EastEnders
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I thought Shazza was going to kiss me tonight🫣I’d put Keanu Taylor to shame, that pathetic waste of council estate cum has nothing on me #Nish ’d #EastEnders
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Rest in peace my boy. It’s a shame I never got to see you in the flesh but one day we will meet again #Eastenders
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Currently hanging out in the gay bar because Elaine barred me from the vic. Just had a man tell me I’m “packing”? Can someone explain to me what this means please.
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@heatherpeace Successfully got inside your head. You got well and truly #Nishd
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Shoving Ravi’s vape up my ass x he should smoke cigarettes like a real man not this flavoured air crap #Eastenders #Nish ’d
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My thirteenth reason. Can’t believe @Suki_Panesar_ is hanging around with @Fit_Beale AGAIN. Gonna have to shag Cindy to get revenge aren’t I? Not that that would be a challenge… I heard she’ll drop her knickers for a kit kat #Slag #Eastenders #Nishd
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Women throw themselves at me. Priya’s about to get her backdoors blown in Don’t tell Sukhwinder…🤫 #Nishd #Eastenders
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Even the flamingo gets more screentime than that Finlay boy. Sad! #EastEnders
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You can steal my set of keys to the house, you can change the locks but I’ve dug a hole in the ground that leads straight back into the home so Sukhwinder will have to try harder than that. #EastEnders
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Vinny the snitch bitch running to mummy and telling him everything. God I hate this boy. #Eastenders
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Davinder’s gone missing but I’m about to sign a business deal ffs fuck off Ravi #Eastenders
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Thrown to the floor once again by my “son” Ravi… I should have pulled out #EastEnders
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1 year
I have a granddaughter called Avani!! This is enough to make a grown man cry… I may have lost Kheerat, Jagvir and Ashneet but I’ve gained grandchildren in the process so who cares! The Panesar legacy goes on #Eastenders
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POV: it’s 20 years ago and you’ve just woken up and seen my beautiful face looking at you like this #EastEnders
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Nice to see my wife not being intolerant of the gays. Still gonna punch @ben_mitchell__ in the face though. #Nish ’d #EastEnders
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2022 christmas carol with the wife @Suki_Panesar_ . I only went because they paid us and there was free booze #Nishd #EastEnders
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