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@nikkibitching

4 months

please……… my son……he needs a One Dance

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@nikkibitching

2 years

I’m ready for the exposé documentary on BetterHelp. idk I just feel like there’s somethin going on there

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@nikkibitching

3 years

the interview process for writing an hbo series

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@nikkibitching

5 years

"what a beautiful wedding" said the bridesmaid to the waiter "yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a gay rat"

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@nikkibitching

3 months

the girl, so confusing version with lorde is so real bc charli’s like “I think you hate me and you don’t fuck with me” and lorde is like “huh?? baby I’ve been so mentally ill I haven’t been fucking with ANYONE and also I didn’t even know you wanted to fuck with me like that???”

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@nikkibitching

5 years

sorry I was gone for an hour I met nice girls in the bathroom

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@nikkibitching

2 months

why does it feel so vulnerable to ask about the soup of the day

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@nikkibitching

5 years

should I get a Baby on Board sticker for my car so everyone knows who's driving?

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@nikkibitching

6 years

I just heard one of my neighbors scream "YOU JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR EX!!" and now I'm silent in my living room straining my ears for more tea

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@nikkibitching

3 months

like the amount of times this miscommunication happens between girlfriends!!! I’m tearing up it was healing to hear them together :)

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@nikkibitching

6 years

idk what seasonally depressed babe needs to hear this rn but daylight savings starts in 17 days

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@nikkibitching

2 years

@greenbeansmcgee kinda! the word is they pay far below industry standard and don’t screen their therapists thoroughly. I’m just waiting for the shoes to drop and the crews to start rolling

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@nikkibitching

6 years

I hate men that are always calling themselves assholes. No one thinks you're being self aware just stop being an asshole

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@nikkibitching

6 years

have u guys heard the song Thrift Shop by Macklemore? sooo catchy lol :^)

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@nikkibitching

5 years

@arrreteca feminism > road rage...... we stan

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@nikkibitching

6 years

I didn't think I'd see a tiny woman wearing riding gear and two cockatoos at Domino's on Valentine's day but there she was

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@nikkibitching

5 years

cutting off luxury vehicles in traffic is my contribution to the class wars

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@nikkibitching

6 years

thinking of possibly going crazy tonight....... maybe even going stupid........ still deciding

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@nikkibitching

4 years

@MichaelaOkla

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@nikkibitching

3 years

@mariokartdwi i don’t want to see their boobs I don’t want to see their wieners just tell me the story babes

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@nikkibitching

4 years

radicalizing my islanders

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@nikkibitching

5 years

oh ur straight?

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@nikkibitching

4 years

when Trader Joe’s is too crowded

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@nikkibitching

6 years

my therapist says I minimize everything but I don't think it's that big of a deal

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@nikkibitching

4 years

lofi hip hop beats to protest to

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@nikkibitching

2 years

@mariokartdwi like sorry? that sounds like a y’all problem

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@nikkibitching

5 years

pull the trigger, kronk

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@nikkibitching

4 years

@MWAAPoliceChief @MWAAHQ we don’t care when he last worked for you, we care that he gets prosecuted without protection from you and his little friends.

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@nikkibitching

4 years

don’t be shy cut some more

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4 years

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, City Officials Cutting $100-$150 Million From LAPD Budget, Funds To Be Reinvested In Communities Of Color

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@nikkibitching

5 years

people are like "when is a good time for me to give you a call" and I'm like no it's not like that for me babe

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@nikkibitching

5 years

REAL ASS BITCH GIVE A FUCK 'BOUT A BOOMER

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@nikkibitching

5 years

are you having a laugh with other bitches yes or no????

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@nikkibitching

6 years

do you ever have a healthy relationship based on mutual love and respect just to flex on your parents?

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@nikkibitching

5 years

retweet if you're also 6'4 with good dick dressed in all balenciaga sitting at home on the weekend tweeting

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@nikkibitching

4 years

hate when I keep seeing the same strangers over and over like stop trying to become a supporting character

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@nikkibitching

5 years

@playnikes team titty ruffles

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@nikkibitching

4 years

I hate when ppls garage lights turn on when I walk by their houses like uh don’t flatter urself

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@nikkibitching

6 years

help I've fallen and I can't be bothered to get up

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@nikkibitching

3 years

@nwalks in honestly sad she deleted all her videos cause that’s a brain I need more information on

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@nikkibitching

2 years

fully convinced this would work on me

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@nikkibitching

3 years

it’s a short week team we got this

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@nikkibitching

6 years

I love laying down. I don't do it enough in my opinion

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@nikkibitching

6 years

me: I am an artist :) depression: ACTUALLY you're a phony with no talent and you'll never be good enough so you should probably take a six month hiatus from art to have a depressive episode! me: ok nvm :')

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@nikkibitching

5 years

the very existence of A Goofy Movie insinuates that Goofy Fucked

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@nikkibitching

4 years

in light of the coronavirus pandemic i find it wildly irresponsible that the trolls refused to cancel their world tour

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@nikkibitching

6 years

i want antoni to choke me with the little towel he wears over his shoulder

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@nikkibitching

6 years

how dare this random beach hunk photobomb my pic like this. I took this in portrait mode why tf are his washboard abs still so crisp in the background? smh.. feeling upstaged don't call or text 😔

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@nikkibitching

6 years

hopefully Facebook just stays down forever

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@nikkibitching

1 year

nobody: me to my alien: so this is smooth by santana featuring rob thomas

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@nikkibitching

6 years

giving up my fucks for lent

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@nikkibitching

5 years

my boyfriend watched me fall off a cliff... you’re whole world can change in a matter of seconds 😔💔

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@nikkibitching

5 years

This is Dean and he is here early and ready to work!! Everyone say good morning Dean!!

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@nikkibitching

3 years

@nikitadumptruck whenever I see excessive gore that rly bothers me I think to myself “wow this decapitated head was some prop designers baby they spent days getting this to look so right and gross good for them” and it helps

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@nikkibitching

5 years

why do the CGI cats still kind of have titties

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@nikkibitching

3 years

@mariokartdwi there would have been a lot of blood in that main square

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@nikkibitching

6 years

the friend that splits up the check is irreplaceable do u hear me??? never take them for granted bc they know we can't do math

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@nikkibitching

5 years

after all the ads I've seen for these on Instagram this is exactly the fate they deserve

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@nikkibitching

5 years

I don't know how to cook all I know is self sabotage and leaving clothes on the floor

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@nikkibitching

3 years

going to bars on the weekend is lowkey embarrassing like damn no one here got invited to a party huh

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@nikkibitching

5 years

happy new music friday girls n gays✨

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@nikkibitching

3 years

how it feels to see ur viral tweet losing steam

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@nikkibitching

5 years

me enjoying the new 1975 track

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@nikkibitching

4 years

*threateningly* Hey Girlies,,,

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@nikkibitching

5 years

"not all men" I whisper to myself as a beefy guy walks over to the trash can I'm struggling to park in front of, lifts it to the curb, and wordlessly walks away. I love you trash can man

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@nikkibitching

4 years

I forgot the name of the guy in ratatouille so I called him ratatouille’s monster

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@nikkibitching

5 years

every indie pop artist is named something like WTERFLLZ or BUNNY or GÔÄTS

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@nikkibitching

2 months

@PiercesPastrami today it was literally “Hungarian beef”. NO other information. what the fuck am I supposed to do with that. I’ll have a Caesar salad I guess!

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@nikkibitching

5 years

I FUCKING GOT TICKETS IM FINALLY SEEING THE 1975 LIVE AFTER STANNING FOR 7 YEARS

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@nikkibitching

4 years

@ameliaelizalde pls what does this mean

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@nikkibitching

6 years

another tidbit: "SHE'S A LESBIAN, GET OVER IT!!!"

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@nikkibitching

4 years

ok I’m breaking my silence,,, the vibes were off today

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@nikkibitching

4 years

whenever a stranger approaches me I hear the incoming item alarm from mario kart

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@nikkibitching

5 years

went to McDonald's and the ice cream machine was actually broke... life imitates art

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@nikkibitching

7 months

gays will be like “she saved my life” and it’s literally just her

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@nikkibitching

5 years

take me out is playing at the bar and a lot of white men are having Their Big Moment

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@nikkibitching

5 years

even he’s staying home

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@nikkibitching

5 years

we also have to stan an icon performing a classic @MsRebeccaBlack

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@nikkibitching

4 years

if u have something to say to me u can say it to me in the chili’s parking lot tent

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@nikkibitching

5 years

h-hewwo? fwont desk?? could I p-pwease get a wate check out??? 👐 i'm just a sweepy widdow baby 🥺🥺🥺

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@nikkibitching

5 years

@Walmart @MichaelaOkla relax

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@nikkibitching

5 years

watching HGTV hits different in a hotel room

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@nikkibitching

2 years

literally a perfect proposal… i’m engaged now wtf 🥺

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@nikkibitching

5 years

it’s not like that for me babe!

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anyone else into tasks? completing them etc?

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@nikkibitching

3 years

@MichaelaOkla I feel like he’s simply wishing you a good day while also showing u a nice cup

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@nikkibitching

4 years

whatever kind of birthday she has is her business ❤️

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4 years

do they?

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@nikkibitching

6 years

when Twix first came home Lilah hissed anything that even smelled like her. now she can't be away from her baby sis :')

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@nikkibitching

4 years

pleased to announce that there has been a Peaceful Transfer of Power between drunk me and sober me

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@nikkibitching

5 years

so my friend went on a blind quarantine phone date and mentioned two details about this man on our zoom call... within 5 mins we have his tweets from 2011 up

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@nikkibitching

5 years

sorry I'm late to work my cat and I were vibing this morning

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@nikkibitching

4 years

did not expect to be able to pull this much info out of the sky in lightroom, but with a little dehazing you can actually see the smoke formations and sky trying to peek through

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@nikkibitching

5 years

twitter rn: Cats (2019):

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@nikkibitching

6 years

dating str8 boys is overrated!!!!!!

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@nikkibitching

3 years

@MichaelaOkla basically 9pm which is basically 11pm which is basically bedtime on a work night

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@nikkibitching

4 years

me showing my ID to the cashier on my birthday and waiting for them to wish me a happy birthday

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@nikkibitching

3 years

if you live in LA and you’re not eligible for the vaccine yet and it’s giving you terrible anxiety 🤠, CSU Bakersfield is accepting all walk ins! it’s a bit of a drive but you won’t be turned away.

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