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@nielkraai3000

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Degrees in Sarcasm and Law 🕵️‍♂️ Capitalist 💲 Them libtards be having chest pains - Elon Musk 🤑

Cape Town, South Africa

Joined June 2012

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@nielkraai3000

Niel🤘🏼

4 years

The year is 2090 - a Thread. The ANC is still in power. Unemployment is at 75%. BEE has just been abolished as the people realised it doesn't work (shock!). White people start the WFF that burns things down because of BEE. Black people are mad for being persecuted for BEE.

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@nielkraai3000

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5 months

This is quite scary considering the fact that Israel could invade and take over our country with 2 tanks and 10 troops 🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

Another conversation people are not ready for 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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1 year

Fuck this shit. I am honestly contemplating selling all my shit, packing a bag, flying to Bali, buying a small beach bar, fixing it up and living there permanently. Get away from most of the shit we currently have to live with. If someone wants to club in, let me know

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4 years

This sums up the @EFFSouthAfrica . Have no idea why they are protesting.

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11 months

The same idiots that argue that Kill the Boer is just a struggle song got offended by a shampoo ad

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1 year

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7 days

Who remembers these? 🤣

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11 months

Crazy

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8 months

How in the fuck does a captain go the toss and tell the interviewer that he "is not 100% fit" but he "will see how it goes" for fucks sake #CWC23 #AUSvSA

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3 years

It fucking hurts BADLY to pay tax money over to the thieves @MYANC each month. I feel sick to my stomach that all that money will just be stolen #VoetsekANC #VoetsekRamaPhosa

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@Babygravy9 @DrVoetsek

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1 year

Happy van Riebeeck day! When 3 boats of people arrived in Table Bay and stole 1,221,037 square kilometers of land instantly.

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1 year

@David_Leavitt "My body, my choice, but only until we want to forcibly vaccinate you." 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

@TheNotoriousMMA Give it up. Go enjoy your money. Dont fuck up your legacy

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12 days

With all this outrage about Renaldo Gouws, two other MPs who are back as well are Malusi Gigaba and Zweli Mkhize. There was no outrage about that, though. You can steal as much as you want. Just dont say a bad word

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4 years

Can someone please answer this one question. Why hasnt the media been allowed to ask @CyrilRamaphosa and his ministers any questions following these announcements and speeches?

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@TheNotoriousMMA

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1 year

When you have to pay tax to @sarstax , you are seen as a fellow South African. But all other days you are just a white settler

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7 months

@clrcszn Its Formula 1, not a Netflix movie

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1 year

Although I didnt vote in the referendum as I was a toddler, I would love te know what the older guard thought about these warnings and how they feel now 🤔🤔🤔

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@nypost Teens Dindoonuffins Previously disadvantaged Young, hungry and misunderstood

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8 months

This is the reason why our country is in the state its in. Idiots everywhere 🙈

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8 months

I Hate to agree with Malema but this dude literally has a Uegene Terre'blanche tattoo 🤔😩😩😩

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1 year

Some people are not ready for this conversation. Professional Victims™️

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2 years

Companies are gatvol

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5 months

Can someone please explain to me like I am 5 years old: How is pointing out incompetence racist?

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1 year

Just a reminder that more people were arrested for walking their dogs in lockdown than people arrested for being fingered for State Capture at the Zondo Commission @MYANC criminal terrorists #VoetsekANC

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3 years

@_Langaman @Katle_SA This is Barry Richards with a bat he used in his days and David Warner's bat

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11 months

I am going to write a struggle song that calls for the m #rder of corrupt politicians.

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4 years

Honest question for anybody that can answer. If I didnt benefit economically from Apartheid(no land or generational wealth) and worked while facing race based BEE laws as a white person, will my children be able to claim that we were discriminated against and demand reparations?

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5 months

My mom's (a pensioner) @Discovery_SA medical aid has gone up from R3100 to R3570 with the exact same value cover. Eisshhh. Time to cancel this shit

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5 months

Mine is people. What is yours?

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1 year

Who remembers this gem? 🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

So, I have heard that some people in SA have Starlink access. Simply bought the Starlink unit in either Namibia or Botswana. Is there any truth to this, and is it really so simple?

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3 years

Good morning America and welcome to your first episode of "South Africa in 1994". Hope you enjoy the ride. *Spoiler alert, it doesn't end well

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4 months

Just to officially put it out there and for future reference, here is my prediction for the National #Elections2024 ANC: 51% DA: 21% EFF: 9% IFP: 6% ActionSA: 3% VF+: 2% All others: <1% Which means more of the same for another 5 years, and then before the 2029 National

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1 year

Eskom's failures is the white man's fault 🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

A friend of mine got rejected for a home loan of R10k a month due to affordability. The same friend pays R12k a month rent. I know different factors are considered, but surely its not logical

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1 year

@stillgray "Teens" "Scholars" "Dindoonuffins"

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1 year

@iluminatibot Probably taking all the missing children there

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1 year

@stylebender Here is some more proof

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8 months

Helo my name is Niel and I promise I will never again watch another @ProteasMenCSA match in my life. With a sleeping, out of form and uninterested captain like @TembaBavuma you can never expect a team to perform in big games. Its a sad day but bye Proteas 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼 #CWC23 #AUSvSA

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1 year

We must never forget what these people did

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1 year

Gotta love this country sometimes

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1 year

@GillianYoungBe1 @AdvoBarryRoux Question wasn't aimed at rich women Gill 🤣🤣😋

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2 years

Just a reminder that about 2 years ago @CyrilRamaphosa and the criminal @MYANC locked you in your house, prevented you from working, borrowed R500m for 'Covid relief', stole most of the money for themselves while earning MASSIVE salaries and no one has been arrested or fired

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4 months

Child porn is wrong on a fuckload more levels, Pierre....

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Pierre de Vos ⚖️

4 months

All-white, all-male legal teams are wrong on so many levels

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11 months

@MalesInDisguise Sold his soul

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Bleksem

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6 months

So are we all wearing our Springbok jerseys from 8 pm Saturday to 8 am Sunday to support the Springbok of the @ufc @dricusduplessis ? Also, we need to sing Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika and Shosholoza for warmups 🍺🍺🍺 #UFC297 #dricusduplessis #DricusDieBok

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10 months

New place does not have such a bad view 🔥🔥🔥🔥👌🏼

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3 months

Not sure why I am paying for @TrackerSA . I accidentally pushed the panic button yesterday. Only about 7 or 8 minutes later my phone rings and its a robot on the other side telling me I have to hold on for an operator 🤣 after about 2 minutes of holding... 1/2

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1 year

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Saying words is a bigger crime than torturing and murdering elderly people. Just imagine

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1 year

@PeterHotez

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1 year

It hurts very fucking much to pay SARS 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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2 months

Oldie but goodie....

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3 months

South Africa should scrap BEE as a whole. Change it to CEE (Class Economic Empowerment) and give people opportunities based on class. Very simple actually

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2 months

Do you remember, before the internet, when people thought stupidity was due to the lack of access to information? Yeah, it wasn't that....

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1 year

@ClownWorld_

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2 months

Your monthly reminder that WHITE people ended Apartheid

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3 years

Where are the journalists asking the following to @CyrilRamaphosa : 1. Where the fuck is the R500b? 2. Where is the Solidarity fund? 3. Why are MPs earning full salaries? 4. Where the fuck is Ace Magashule? 5. Why is D Mabuza in Russia for treatment? 1/2

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1 year

We love a lekker hike here in Cape Town 👌🏼

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2 months

Burning a CGI flag as a metaphor creates more outrage than actually burning down a country. Go figure

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1 year

@leucinedreams @PeterHotez @Acosta @MollyJongFast

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Rape, murder, pillage, plunder, and steal, but god forbid you say a bad word. They will come for your head. I have come to the realisation that our time in this country is coming to an end. "Rules for thee, but not for me" is the order of the day for Professional Victims™️

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3 years

Ja nee kyk

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1 year

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2 years

Probably going to be an unpopular opinion but the fastest way to eradicate poverty is to force future parents to prove they can properly feed and afford education until at least Matric before having a child.

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9 months

Exactly 6 years ago today, I adopted this beautiful little BEE child 😂 He was terrified when we collected him. We were also worried about the JR's reaction to another dog coming into his home so we had them meet on the beach where they instantly started playing. This is how they

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1 year

Twitter: Black people can't be racist. Please go read the replies to this tweet. The Rainbow Nation is a pipe dream sold to you by a terrorist organization who just want to steal

@ReneVanderVyver

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Farming is a fundamental part of Afrikaners’ cultural identity. Our footsteps in South Africa date back to 1652 and ever since our love to farm God’s land kept growing. That is why they call us the Boer (farmer). ❤️ #Afrikaner #Boer #SouthAfrica

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7 months

We have a new national flower at the Union Buildings 🤘🏼😂

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1 year

Gonna call it now. We will not experience a grid collapse. The @MYANC just wants to subject you to worse and worse LS so whenever they sign the 20-year Karpowership deal that will net them billions in kickbacks, we won't fight it. LS will decrease or dissappear.... 1/2

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8 months

@WayneBarnesRef Ons is lief vir jou Wayne, hoor jy?

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10 months

The biggest scam in the history of the universe started on Spring Day when school charged you R5 to wear your own clothes

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8 months

@JoyChauke5 @cricketworldcup Lets give some underprivileged kids a chance

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1 year

People should really rethink what they wish for.

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3 months

Only in South Africa (and if you are black) can you be a convicted criminal and also run as a candidate for a political party in National Elections. Cry my beloved country 😭

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Snitches get stitches

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1 year

😂😂😂 The ANC is giving billions of Rands worth of tenders to Chinese companies for some very nice kickbacks. What they try to hide though is they let those chinese companies bring in their own workers. 100s of them per project. They take away the locals' opportunity to work

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1 year

@PeterHotez

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🧵THREAD: @PeterHotez is a sincere and non-corrupt scientist who has been right about everything in the last three years.

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Another perfect example of what happens when "the community" is just given land. One of the biggest citrus producers and exporters destroyed in less than a decade. This "land" is now worth nothing and the entitled fuckers will just demand something else

Zebediela Fruits undergoing business rescue, applies for voluntary liquidation - SABC News -...

Citrus producer, Zebediela Fruits in Limpopo, is undergoing business rescue after it failed to settle a debt of more than one hundred and seventy million rands.

www.sabcnews.com

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1 year

@EndWokeness As soon as he mentioned protecting kids, they removed him

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4 months

30 DAYS SOBER. Not consecutively, just in total, here and there, over the years. I am estimating...

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9 months

Us every year: "Please don't build your houses here, it is below the floodline. We can assist by moving you to a safer place. " People: Tsek. Weather: Rains. People: 👇🏼

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1 year

@Eskom_SA @tngadd When are we, as South Africans, collectively marching to Eskom Head Offices. We need change, and the only way to get change is to show them what we are capable of. Demand answers from the corrupt.

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1 year

Honest and real question. How does one stay positive in today's day and age? Our country (and economy) is so fucked, it can crash any time. The world is broken as a whole with the woke shit taking over. What are we building towards?

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2 months

#KraaiSeKombuis If one more person tells me you can't make pork belly in the airfryer, I am going to spam them with this picture 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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1 year

Revolution before edookashin

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1 year

@stylebender Izzy thinks taking his belt on a walk in Nigeria makes him African 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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