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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Fuck Marty.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Morgan Wallen just don’t understand how to miss. Fuckin guy is outstanding.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

When “Run This Town” by Jay Z comes on in my headphones I immediately imagine running out of a tunnel onto a football field. Crowd going electric. Don’t ask me why

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

6 months is all I need @jakepaul and I’ll turn into Nicky Balboa.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Idk who I hate more Marty or Doug.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Chocolate covered strawberries are arguably the most overrated dessert. Yeah, they seem like a great idea on the surface. Next thing you know you take a bite and the whole fuckin shell is on the ground and now it’s just a plain strawberry.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

In the midst of a wild year for everyone, I was gifted the opportunity to bring laughter through making videos. I am not only thankful, but humbled to be able to pursue this-and it’s all because of you guys. I love every single fuckin’ one of ya. This is only the beginning❤️

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Happy Sundee. Go big blue.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Walked into Starbucks. Payed 6 dollars for a friggin cold brew with a vanilla shot. Didn’t even think twice about it. They asked for my name and I said “Sucker. Don’t write it on the cup, write it on my forehead.”

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

If I’m Aaron Rodgers I’m refusing to come off the field on 4th down. Literally planting my feet in the turf and starting an organized protest.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Who the hell spends all that money on the PS5? Anyways, I got 3 pairs of pants from lululemon in the mail today- pretty hype about it.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

If you don’t give grapes a lil squeeze job before you bite it, you’re a maniac. It takes a special breed to just take a grape off the vine and pop it into ur mouth with no speculation of the crunch.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Never thought I’d say this in my entire life. But fly eagles fly. 🦅

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

I probably say “fuck” two hundred and thirty eight times a day.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Was on my run this morning and this old woman came out to get the mail. She had to be 85. She goes “have a nice run!” I said back “you too!” Fuck me right. Then all the sudden, granny puts the mail back in the box and starts runnin wit me. We ran 4 miles today me n her.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Reached an all time low of sports betting tonight placing a bet on table tennis. I lost.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Currently eating sliced Turkey in my underwear in my kitchen. Vibes have never been so immaculate. The second the clock hits midnight sliced Turkey tastes like a bone in rib-eye.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

3 years

Dear future wife, If you can’t watch 8 straight hours of impractical jokers, wait actually nvm I wouldn’t have bought a ring

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

I was trippin def fuck Marty.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Happy sundee to everyone except those that like the extra pulp orange juice.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

I don’t know why all yous Italians are worried about restaurants closing at 10pm. Actin like you don’t eat at 5:30. By 10 all the sambuca in the espresso would have settled in and you’d b catchin flies on the couch

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Gotta be honest. Orange juice hits on a very different level when it’s served from a diner. I’m drinkin Tropicana from the fridge right now and it just ain’t doin it for me. Doesn’t make my balls tingle like if it were from a diner in one of them plastic dining hall cups

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

Haven’t used Twitter in quite some time but here I am let’s see what happens alright thanks

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Nothin confuses me more than how those big ass transit busses make a left turn onto a side street without hitting every car in its path.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Watching a giants game is just a two hour blue ball.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

I grunt at and scream when I lift lookin all angry and I literally got Barcelona by Ed Sheeran bumpin in my AirPods.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Croutons should be outlawed. They ruin the salad experience. You go to stick ur fork in one of em and 9 times outta 10 it ends up flinging off the plate hittin ur mom in the face. Or the fork cuts right through em. Such a waste of a salad topping.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

I hate chicken that tastes too much like chicken smh

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

I’ve never met a dog that don’t enjoy a behind the ear scratch job.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

There ain’t nothing I love more in this world then crackin an egg in a hot pan. There’s just somethin about it that really scratches my ass. There’s just some things in life I’ll never get sick of, and crackin an egg is one of em. God bless

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

When I do crunches I look like I have the athleticism of a dead squirrel. I’m just makin noises aggressively tryna eat my sack by rep 20

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Talkin’ Tennessee is the best Morgan Wallen song and it’s actually very close with every other one he’s got

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

In other news, I’m gonna gain 10 pounds today.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

If you ever wanna feel like an absolute maniac, grab some blueberries from the fridge and put em in a bowl. Then, proceed to eat em with a spoon. Like fuckin cereal. And tell me if it feels normal.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Took one of them shits today that burns ur ass on the way out. Not a fan.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Just noticed I’ve been swiping the wrong way on tinder this entire time. That app prolly thinks I’m a hoe.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Does anyone really know what the fuck egg nog is made out of or am I just an ass

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Is it gif, or gif?

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

If you don’t sprint through every door in warzone, you’re a certified wackadoo. Takes a real different breed to hold down that button and gracefully open the door.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

BFI needs help to #CrackTheSafe . All you gotta do is share a pic of 2 Butterfinger bars, tag me, tag @butterfinger and #ctsbutterfingersweeps for your chance to win your own mini PURCH. NEC. Ends 4/30/21. Visit for official rules.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Nothin gets me more juiced up in this world than a runny egg yolk. Happy Sundee.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Farts will never not be funny.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

This guy stinks.

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

4 years

Clueless Dad vs. Starbucks @oldrowofficial (via ig:nicky.cass)

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Giants are givin me that old school super bowl vibe and I am absolutely here for it.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Next time someone says they got a lot on their plate, tell em to save you for dessert.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

If I take my shirt off before I get into the bathroom, as opposed to before I take a seat on the bowl- just understand that I mean nothing but serious business. Zero games will be played.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Remember- if you go to bed with itchy ass, you wake up with a smelly finger.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Sometimes you’re the bug, sometimes your the windshield. Sometimes you act like a simp. Sometimes you get simped on.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

There is an energy about the city of New York that is just different. Unexplainable. Just something that is.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Dustin Johnson is a different breed. If I won the masters, I would have taken my putter and saddled it up like a horse and done a full lap across all 18. I’ve shown more emotion after sinkin a napkin in a garbage can than this guy did after he sank that putt.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

He ain’t ya son, he’s my son.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Fennel seeds on an everything bagel should be fuckin outlawed. Zero debate there.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

PUT SOME RESPECT ON DANNY DIMES’ NAME.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Big love Matty 👊🏻👊🏻

Matthew Stucko

@MatthewStucko

4 years

"I've been through the whole mental battle...and if someone can look at it and say, 'Well, he's doing it. Okay, I'm fine.' That to me is a grand slam." - Social media stud @nickycasss 🍎: Spotify: YouTube:

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

Geno Smith after beating Denver: “They wrote me off. I ain’t write back though.” Everyone in the world can doubt you. It’s only true if you believe it.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

4 years

Nutmeg should be outlawed. Not even up for debate. Soup shouldn’t taste like a friggin’ spruce tree

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

Do me a favor, save the theatrics. Stop putting an egg on the burger alright

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

I rip Andrea Bocelli in the gym all day long.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

SAQUON.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

Manifestation is real. Energy is real. Never forget what you put out there will come back. Make it positive.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

Grit. Passion. Persistence. Unreal. LFG

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

@MLBPipeline Angels just got the best damn kid baseballs seen in a while.

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Nick Cassano

@nickycasss

2 years

Saquon and Shepard celebrating with Coach Daboll made me cry.

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