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sports & digital | podcast host @unpluggered @puntreturnpod | ❤️ @ameltoe #lifeofscarlett | St Kilda, Phillies, Eagles, 76ers, ManUtd | proudly ✡️🎗️

Melbourne, Australia
Joined October 2009
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Nick Splitter
9 months
It is possible to be anti-Hamas and pro-Palestine. It is possible to be pro-Israel and against their current government. It is possible to be all of those things. I am.
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2 years
"What are we doing? Why are we here?" 💔😭
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3 years
I just... I.. I can't. I have no words. It is just SO offensive.
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10 months
@emilygian @EylonALevy She did not like that, did she?
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4 years
Jon Ralph. @RalphyHeraldSun you keep saying Shane Tuck "only" played 173 games for Richmond. What is "only" about a 150+ game career in the AFL? "Only" about 5% of the total player group play that many games. Why are you minimising his achievements?
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2 years
One of the worst umpiring decisions I've ever seen on a football field. #AFLBluesSaints
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4 years
Regardless of politics, I dont know how Dan Andrews keeps it together every day. He looks and sounds exhausted. You might not like him, but he keeps showing up. No days off. No holidays. At least he cares.
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2 years
North rookie Harry Sheezel once again subjected to antisemitic tropes by a "fan", this time on SEN radio. A kid about to embark on his lifetime dream should never have to put up with this garbage. Where's the outrage from the football community? Where is the AFLPA?
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1 year
Hey @kayosports when do you think you might finally be able to add a "continue watching" feature for shows/replays you've already started? Surely a basic requirement for any streaming service these days?
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2 years
If Rashid Khan really wanted to make a point he should have walked away from Afghan cricket in support of Afghani women and women's cricket, as opposed to threatening to boycott the nation standing up to the Taliban policies right now. #cricket
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3 years
Oh dear 🥴
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2 years
I really hope Paddy Ryder knows/feels the love Saints fans have for him. Never really seen anything like it before towards someone who spent most of their career elsewhere, but it's really quite incredible to see. I feel privileged to watch him in our colours. #TogetherWeRise
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4 years
Isn't it about time we stopped caring/talking about Sam Newman's opinions?
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4 years
Sam Newman’s rant against AFL players taking knee as ‘disgusting’ protest response blasted >>>
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2 years
How is it we're still having this conversation? Not only is Daisy Pearce ELITE in her analysis and communication, the punters actually want to hear MORE from her, not less. Read the room.
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2 months
I'm gonna say this here: If you're a footy fan - yes Saints fans, applies to you too - and you go out to find player's email addresses to email them abuse stuff, you're an asshole. No matter how bad you think they played, or what multi you lost, you're an asshole. Grow up.
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5 years
@WorldWideWob tell me why KG went to Boston and teamed up with Ray and PP again?
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2 years
Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera has been a breath of fresh air. Love this kid ♥️
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9 months
@mysteriouskat What do they think "Globalize the Intifada" actually means?
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4 years
I'm a little confused as to why the @7AFL commentary team are openly barracking for GWS? #AFLSaintsGiants
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1 year
To all the Bombers fans taking pot shots at St Kilda throughout this season: All of our losses in 2023 were by a combined 189 points. Essendon's LAST TWO LOSSES were by a total of 196 points. Humbly deserved.
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1 year
Saints fans booing JHF was simply embarrassing. Get better. He's a 19 year old kid who made a life decision for himself that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with you/us. Zero effect/impact on our club, except... He absolutely destroyed us last night. Far and away best on ground.
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1 year
Disappointing day but you know what? There are more important things in life. My heart goes out to Tim and his family, I hope you're surrounded by people you love and who love you. Life, love, health and family is more important than a game.
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6 months
Doesn't feel like opening night of the footy. AFL have well and truly stuffed this Round 0 weekend up IMO.
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The world failed you 😞 The 'humanitarians' who lacked the moral clarity to denounce those who took you, and the politicians who emboldened them to murder you. 🕯️ Hersh Goldberg-Polin 🕯️ Eden Yerushalmi 🕯️ Alex Lubnov 🕯️ Carmel Gat 🕯️ Almog Sarusi 🕯️ Ori Danino BDE 💔
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2 years
One of THE GREATEST #cricket catches you will ever see #INDvAUS
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2 years
@PersyLives Your ancestors are mermaids?!
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10 months
@emilygian @EylonALevy Hia ability to stay calm in the face of direct disinformation is incredible. Her ability to display journalistic integrity, is something else.
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Nick Splitter
3 years
@superfooty Anyone who picks anyone other than Lockett is out of their mind.
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2 months
The noise that came out of me at the final siren confirmed that i still care about this mob 🔴⚪⚫
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4 years
The guy who was the #1 small forward for goals, tackles, tackles in f50 and f50 pressure rating missed out on the #AllAustralian team... How?
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2 years
Super glad we followed up our worst game of the year with our worst game of the year. #AFLSwansSaints #TogetherWeRise
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5 months
@GozukaraFurkan He totally scripted and made this video on his volition and totally not because his captors - an international terrorist group who blew his arm off - made him. Definitely trustworthy information.
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Nick Splitter
9 days
If 'genocide' was *always* the goal, why would #Israel pause fighting to vaccinate Palestinians for polio? Why would they put themselves in danger to vaccinate Palestinians during covid for that matter? It simply doesn't make sense no matter how many times you scream the word.
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Nick Splitter
3 years
@mickjamessport Nah I'm not copping that deflection, sorry. Wearing yellow stars in any kind of comparison to the Holocaust is gross. Whining about "segregation" and "apartheid" in this situation is gross. It is seriously, grossly offensive to those who have ACTUALLY suffered that history.
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10 months
@heyRavish @hasanthehun Kidnap? You mean arrest.
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2 years
Not even HE could save us
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2 years
Future is so bright at @stkildafc with Nasiah, Owens and Windhager. Bloody hell they are exciting! #TogetherWeRise
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4 months
You're not living in the real world @sam_mcclure , you have lost the plot here. You're lucky enough to work in the industry where providing content and following the game around is part of the job and you have the opportunity to do that for work. 1/
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2 years
Not sure anything infuriates me more than being asked "on babysitting duties?" when im out with my daughter.
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9 months
@VictorNakba Did they all clap and cheer at the end?
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5 months
@strxwmxn @joerogan The only thing I'd say is that 13:19 isn't a "very normal ratio" it's INCREDIBLY ABNORMAL as most urban warfare civilian death rates have been shown over history to avg approx 1 soldier to 6-8 civilians so what's happening in Gaza speaks to the effort Israel makes to limit this.
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2 years
Just watched the latest Bluey ( @OfficialBlueyTV ) episode on the train. Without my daughter. By myself. I'm an adult. No regrets.
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Nick Splitter
11 months
Had a chat this week with someone involved in AFL clubland online merchandising who told me that St Kilda sold the third or fourth largest quantity of merch of all 18 clubs in 2023. He said "theres two things that compel footy fans to purchase online: success and hope..." 1/2
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2 years
Imagine seeing @Coolio at a gig in Preston and having him come back to your dorm room to do Gangsta's Paradise with your roommates. It happened. Legend. #RIPCoolio
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Nick Splitter
9 months
@briebriejoy @chalavyishmael I wonder why you can't hear their testimonies... if only we could pinpoint a reason for that...
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1 year
The year is 3764. AI robots have taken over the world. We finally have flying cars. TV is beamed into our skulls. St Kilda is still kicking the ball directly to Harris Andrews.
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1 year
@OllyNoonan Demand a trade to West Coast?
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10 months
@xpressed15 @DrEliDavid He literally said "keep waving"
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2 years
Hearing very loud whispers that Mitchito Owens has been selected and will make his St Kilda debut on Friday night. More to come? @zerohanger
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1 year
🔴⚪⚫ #SaintsFooty
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In 20-30 years there will be university and college courses on the level of viral propaganda & misinformation from the #FreePalestine camp bankrolled by Iran, Russia and China and how the (well meaning) useful idiots not only fell for it, but fed it. It is literally astonishing.
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Nick Splitter
9 months
@UN I dunno, I hear you pay Hamas pretty well.
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1 year
How's the gut run from Phillipou to get from half back to FF to impact that contest, spin and kick the goal? 🤩
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This is fight. This is all in. This is #SaintsFooty
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Nick Splitter
10 months
@scottiev @skjask They aren't hostages. They are criminals who were raping and slaughtering innocent families in their homes.
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1 year
That's a hell of a win by Collingwood. Essendon were very. very good but ran out of puff. So it really rams home where the Saints are right now, lose to the Pies by a goal, smash the Dons. St Kilda is the real deal.
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11 months
"We'll go to the draft, we'll build around Jack Steele and our leadership..." - Ross Lyon 2023 Trevor Barker Awards #SaintsFooty
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9 months
@Partisangirl @barak45654 Left behind for Palestinians to utilise ... as water pipes for water.
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1 year
1966 premiership team will be in attendance at #Saints150 game on Saturday night. @zerohanger @unpluggered
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1 year
Check in on your mates ❤️
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Nick Splitter
10 months
@amnestyOz You are a fraudulent corrupt organisation.
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2 years
Absolutely rapt with that win. Never beat that mob, danger game, down all night and lob the four points away from home. 6 goals King 👑 3 votes Hill ⛰️ #TogetherWeRise #stkildafc
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Nick Splitter
3 years
I just want a @stkildafc premiership before I die...
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1 year
I haven't been as excited about a draftee as I am about Mattaes Phillipou, maybe... ever. #SaintsFooty
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2 years
One of the best training recaps I've ever read
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5 months
@Leo_Puglisi6 Cossack Man Syrian Girl Channel 7 Stick a fork in then, they're all cooked.
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4 years
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3 years
My most prized card in my entire collection. One. Of. One. Flawless. @JuliusErving @DrJStuff @PaniniAmerica @garyvee @cherrycollect @CheckOutMyCards
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2 years
Steve Kerr: "It's pathetic. I've had enough." 💔😡
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3 months
@LizzMurr56 Not POWs. Hostages. You're the one dehumanising. The fact so many like you in the West have completely lost their values and ethics to support and protect terrorists is absolutely beyond me. Disgusting.
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3 years
Jack Steele has signed a new FIVE YEAR contract with @stkildafc . The deal will see the star midfielder at Moorabbin through 2027. @zerohanger @unpluggered
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3 years
The @AFL has confirmed a club record 55,802 members in 2021 for @stkildafc . Magnificent effort, #TogetherWeRise @zerohanger @unpluggered
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10 months
@dyrenfurth The progressives have abandoned Jews, Nick. That is, if they ever really had our backs in the first place.
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1 month
@hassanov51 @just_whatever Why 'Palestinians' never tried to #FreePalestine from Egypt then?
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2 years
As proud as I've been of a @stkildafc win in years. Amazing given the circumstances. Hella gutsy, this team is built different. #TogetherWeRise
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Did St Kilda Win?
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YES
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4 years
@vinfosh @sbbaicker The Beatles "Abbey Road" is pretty close to a perfect album
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Nick Splitter
2 years
Gary Ablett Snr the most underrated superstar of all time by this generation of footy fans... Kicked 1000+ goals playing on a wing for half his career!
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ABC SPORT
2 years
"Franklin's better than Carey, I think he's better than Gary Ablett Senior by quite some way." @paulwkennedy tells the Offsiders panel how he rates Buddy Franklin's place in @AFL history. #Offsiders #AFL #Buddy1000
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4 months
Jack Hayes is such an upgrade over Caminiti, it's not even close. #SaintsFooty
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8 months
@BDSmovement @McDonalds Gonna pick up a happy meal tomorrow 👌
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Nick Splitter
1 year
I'm going to be insufferable this week.. I fking hate Essendon.
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2 years
@thatsjustrood Thanks for telling me how to be a footy fan mate 🤔
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@scherrybloul @Umelb4Palestine How was he going to get from Gaza to Melbourne to study? Thought he was locked into an open air prison with no rights and no way out?
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2 years
Am I alone in thinking the Tim English bump was actually much worse than Paddy Ryder's? 🤔
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1 year
Watching the replay it was an incredible team game but 3 players stood out: Mitch Owens Jack Sinclair Bradley Hill And then Battle, Wilkie, Higgins, Ross next in line with a host of others just behind in Marshall, Wood, Caminiti, Stocker, Clark, Gresham etc Real #SaintsFooty
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4 years
@JoshEberley in no world should Creed be that low
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11 months
@HikerGord @emilykschrader @UnitedHatzalah And according to international law a country does not in fact have to supply an enemy state trying to eliminate it, with power, fuel, water, food or actually anything at all. Yet, Israel has been doing that for years.
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2 years
Love being told by non-Jews what is or isn't historically or culturally insensitive or offensive to Jews. Apparently calling antisemitic slurs and tropes out is "virtue signalling." Get in the bin.
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8 months
@MenachemV Can they make up their minds? Do they want Ceasefire or Intifada? Can't have both...
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Nick Splitter
2 years
Covid is not just a cold. Wife is very, very sick, can barely move. Nonstop coughing and breathing is way shallower than normal, general breathing sounds more like whooping cough. Chills and sweats, skin hurts, muscle pain and exhaustion. Fuck you & your 'just a cold' bullshit.
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4 years
Hunter Clark will win a Brownlow
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2 years
We all think it. I'm just going to say it. Paper straws suck.
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1 year
@benstokes38 In support of mental health or in support of your bank balance?
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4 years
Brett Ratten is a classy guy. What a man. What a leader. Love him.
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2 years
It's been a week since the AFL Draft which means over a week since the horrific, offensive social media comments on Sheezel's Judaism. No comment from the AFLPA. No (public) support from clubs or players. It CANNOT just be left to the Jewish community to call this shit out.
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1 year
@JamilaRizvi @JetstarAirways @Qantas Qantas/Jetstar and Virgin showing their utter contempt for the Australian public this #AFLFinals series. Bloody disgraceful. Unaustralian.
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Nick Splitter
11 months
"... and while the Saints dont have alot of the former, they have an abundance of the latter." The St Kilda fanbase and membership is a monster in-waiting... as long as those inside the four walls can continue to make good decisions and steer the club away from the abyss. 2/2
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Nick Splitter
2 years
Everyone will focus on Higgins' three goals this quarter, but Seb Ross deserves recognition, fantastic quarter of football so far.
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Nick Splitter
11 months
Ok can we just clear something up - the trip/advantage decision didn't cost Brisbane the game. It cost them a chance to potentially win the game. A chance. They had plenty of them during the last quarter and throughout the game. Unfortunate? Sure. Premiership costing? No.
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