Finally found the holy grail of licensed Star Wars merchandise: a 1977 C-3PO tape dispenser! To those who thought Iโd never track one down, never tell me the odds.
Years ago, I found a cast & crew jacket from The Young and the Restless at a local thrift store and didnโt buy it. Ever since, Iโve tried to make up for that mistake by scooping up the best ones that cross my path.
When you find out thereโs a Falkor living in a storage locker in a small town in New Jersey, you drop everything and pay him a visit. Thanks for the tour, Rascal Salvage Vintage!
Every time Michael Keaton was on the Late Show, I had a clip of he and Dave dancing on Mary Tyler Mooreโs variety show loaded up, but Dave never showed it because he was too mortified. Finally, right before the Late Show ended in 2015, it happened.
Met this buddy through Pug Rescue of Austin, flew home with him today. Say hello to Gordy! Heโs 16 months, sleeps in the crook of my arm, and speaks with a gentle Texas drawl.
@PugRescueAustin
My white whale of cast & crew jackets was the original ALF jacket, but every time they came up on eBay they were $1500. This week, two saints surprised me by sending a bejeweled ALF cast jacket from 1988! Thanks, Bri and Jason. You kill me!
To commemorate the one thousandth time someone sent me this meme, I commissioned a guy named Dylan to paint it in oil. Hang it at the Louvre immediately! (
@ALFforreal
)
Thanks to Bri and Jason for gifting me with another incredible batch of cast & crew jackets from my favorite movies and TV shows! They also gave me an original tank top given to crew on Big Trouble In Little China but I wasnโt confident enough in my biceps to show that here.
Pee-wee Hermanโs bike can finally be found at the Alamo! Meet our stunning replica of the iconic cruiser in LA and NYC this summer, take home a souvenir red bow tie and miniature version of Pee-weeโs missing bike poster!
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Had to say goodbye to an old friend today. Turns out styrofoam, papier-mache, and a warm clock mechanism make a perfect home for roach families. R.I.P. Clocky, 2017-2021.
My game Dream Crush comes with a deck of over 100 hunks and babes but you can also sub in any trading cards for Crushes. It's currently part of the 2-for-1 sale on the
@MondoNews
site. Stock up for the holidays!
#DreamCrushGame
It's heartbreaking but I'm thankful that Marty is featured in the doc about us, Chop & Steele, which you can watch at several film fests next month (
@fantasticfest
). Hopefully everyone can watch the movie in theaters and streaming by the end of the year. Miss my boy.
@TheBearUS
The official Syttende Mai parade is cancelled so Iโve convinced my Metal Mom to do a reverse parade. Sheโll be waving from home and anyone can drive by from noon to 12:30 today. Chapin Lane, Stoughton, Wisconsin. Give her a honk and some devil horns!
Bought some giant ribbons and Iโm placing them on the crappiest cars in my neighborhood, starting with my very own dinged-up 2007 Prius. Itโs a December to remember in August!