nick auterac @nickauterac Twitter profile

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@nickauterac

1 year

RugbyInsideLine

@RugbyInsideLine

1 year

❌BREAKING: Jack Nowell has been charged over his tweet following Tigers v Exeter. His case will be heard tomorrow. Complete overreaction from the RFU.

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@nickauterac

3 years

Who’d want to be a ‘character’ within a sport when you get questioned like this. Not me 🤷🏼‍♂️

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

3 years

Owen Farrell says "there's no point in talking about" Wales' controversial opening try after England were beaten 40-24 in Cardiff. #sixnations #bbcrugby #WALvENG

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@nickauterac

4 years

* @ChrisRobshaw requests a mic from the team manager, everyone’s eyes lay set on him unbeknown to what’s about to follow. He begins...

Harlequins 🃏

@Harlequins

4 years

🙌 The moment @dannycare presented @ChrisRobshaw with his 𝟑𝟎𝟎𝐭𝐡 & final Harlequins jersey. #COYQ

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6 months

How has that been allowed to be the call to end the game! A 1/2 blind dog riddled with rabies watching tv in black and white could see that was a try. Dillusional and daft. Heart goes to the Scotland players.

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@nickauterac

2 years

Haggis is really nice

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@nickauterac

1 year

We (the whole squad) once sat through a 45 mins mattress sales pitch after training as 2 coaches got a free mattress from it. Life’s funny. I hope they still get a good nights sleep though.

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@nickauterac

3 years

Buzzing for the @Harlequins boys! One of the best semi and final combos 👏🏼👏🏼

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@nickauterac

5 years

The Robshaw Stand surely must be in the plans for the not too distant future? 🐐

Harlequins 🃏

@Harlequins

5 years

1️⃣3️⃣ tackles 1️⃣2️⃣ carries 1️⃣ thumbs up 🙌🏼 @ChrisRobshaw #COYQ

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@nickauterac

6 months

I’m rarely left speechless in life. I once locked eyes with a man sat on an atm machine in daylight masterbating in public central New York, not since have I been left speechless until that decision. Poor Scotland.

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@nickauterac

2 years

We’re gonna win the league.

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@nickauterac

3 years

The scrum knowledge of referees/ touch judges isn’t high enough for the potential outcome of a poor call. A live scrum specialist TMO is the solution. Happy to put myself forward as a post rugby career.

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@nickauterac

5 years

Don’t be fooled by his talk of a simple game. @Alex_dombrandt has one of the best rugby brains I’ve ever come across as well as a skill set to match! 🐐

Harlequins 🃏

@Harlequins

5 years

🗣”I like to run hard and hope for the best.” 🙌🏼 A typically understated @Alex_dombrandt on scoring to help beat Gloucester. #COYQ

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@nickauterac

5 years

Highest concentration of barber jackets in the world

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@nickauterac

3 years

@davidflatman I think I’d come close in challenging Browny for that title. Modestly I’ll say he edges it just.

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@nickauterac

11 months

Have a read. Hopefully someone somewhere might find it of interest. If you don’t, well then I apologise.

RugbyInsideLine

@RugbyInsideLine

11 months

🌹 THE SQUEEZE ON ENGLISH RUGBY Former Premiership prop @nickauterac considers the impact of the recent turbulence in the Premiership on the England team. You can read the full piece below:

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@nickauterac

2 years

The Edinburgh traffic lights are terrible. They really haven’t been thought about. I’m taking it on myself as an outsider to let people know it can be so much better. Really though my only criticism about the city. Maybe potholes. Or roadworks. Are roadworks a hobby up here?

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@nickauterac

8 months

I’m not sure big Dave will be too upset going back to his villa on the Côte d’Azur 🤣

Ian Simons

@iansimons1

8 months

I like Dave Ribbans always a solid pro for saints, but saying he left because we are weak under belly and not winners, hope this shows patience is a virtue. Good luck at Toulon but I think you jumped off the ride before the fun starts at the gardens.

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@nickauterac

1 year

A coach after a tough loss tried to quote Mohammed Ali. Ended up quoting Chumbawamba - Tubthumping. I laughed. No one else found it funny. Maybe that’s why I lost my contract there.

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@nickauterac

8 years

"Hold me Stuart... I promise. I will never let go, Stuart. I’ll never let go..."

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@nickauterac

8 years

Hair is gone 😩 thanks to everyone who donated! Very kind! Can still donate though! Now look like a fat headed baby 👹

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@nickauterac

2 years

@SaintsRugby I know Daniel found it hard to come to terms with my departure.

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@nickauterac

5 years

Truly why rugby is the greatest sport in the world in my eyes. Captain of Bath inspiring the youth and giving back to the commutinity and the club that arguably got him to where he is today; a selfless, humble, generous, passionate & dedicated leader

Bath Rugby

@BathRugby

5 years

🌱 | Charlie Ewels returns to the Club where his journey began at @bournemouthrfc . Ewels meets up with Club president Doug Warren, discusses fond memories and delivers a Q&A to more than 70 kids. Watch the full episode here ⬇️

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@nickauterac

4 years

@Harlequins @ChrisRobshaw I feel a missed opportunity to put this as the final picture. #GOAT 🐐

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@nickauterac

1 year

Stornaway black pudding is goat food

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@nickauterac

3 years

@SaintsRugby @lionsofficial @Courtney_Lawes Going to be honest I’m gutted for @paulhill101 this isn’t up there

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@nickauterac

5 years

All fans of Quins, myself and just anyone interested, for one day and one day only, 21st August 2019 (tomorrow) I shall be the giver of all knowledge as I take over the @Harlequins twitter account. Yes, I have been granted permission to do this. #quinsuncovered

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@nickauterac

5 years

I like sparkling water so much

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@nickauterac

1 year

My 8th house move in 12 years. I’d happily put myself in the top 100 amateur removal specialists in the country.

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nick auterac

@nickauterac

6 years

Applied! ✅ I hope I win!

Bath Rugby

@BathRugby

6 years

Book on to one of our 2018 camps, and you could lead out the team as the @bathrugby mascot this Saturday v @Harlequins . Make sure you're in it to win it ➡️

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@nickauterac

8 years

Hit the target! Thanks to everyone who donated! Bless your kindness for spreading the love! Guess it's time to get the shaver out 🙈

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@nickauterac

6 years

Getting over a trauma like this can be a long and challenging process however I feel this is the first step into tackling this head on. Thanks for everyones support. X #OneDayAtATime

HARIBO UK & IRELAND

@HariboUKI_

6 years

@nickauterac Sorry to see this Nick! So that we can look into this, please could you contact consumer care via our website: Thanks, The HARIBO Team.

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@nickauterac

3 years

In sport you often look at wins and the memories that it gives you. Had some cereal and lamb chops for lunch today. I feel meals like this would be more frequent if it wasn’t for rugby. Made me realise and appreciate what the sport has done for me.

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@nickauterac

1 year

I’d hate to be a ref. Decisions you have to make are tough. That decision though is dumb as fuuuuuuuccc***🤪🥴

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@nickauterac

10 months

What would make a more accurate read would be the % of players in certain pay brackets. Skewed by high end players. I’ve finished, I’ve got my money and ran so it doesn’t impact me anymore. But surely can’t publish figures like this with boys being offered £25k contracts 🤣

RugbyInsideLine

@RugbyInsideLine

10 months

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: The latest PRL Salary Cap report has revealed the highest paid positions on average 1) Fly Half - £217k 2) Backrow - £181k 3) Centre - £179k 4) Lock - £164k 5) Fullback - £160k 6) Wing - £142k 7) Prop - £140k 8) Scrum half - £132k 9) Hooker - £119k

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@nickauterac

8 years

Hair shave is booked in for half 1 today @ModaBath ! Even though the targets is reached can still donate! Time to look like a helmet 🍄🍆

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@nickauterac

11 months

People who wear these colour clothes are so brave and have my respect. I wouldn’t be able to enjoy a meal knowing one missed fork to mouth placement and the outfit and day is ruined. I guess that’s the difference between royalty and a peasant like myself.

Northampton Saints 😇

@SaintsRugby

11 months

A royal handshake 👑 Courtney, King of Northampton 🤝 Catherine, Princess of Wales

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@nickauterac

6 years

I like it when bus drivers wave to each other.

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@nickauterac

1 year

@LewisLudlam the England player of their 6 nations tournament. Also my 12th best friend in rugby.

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@nickauterac

10 months

Have a read. Let me know what you think? Or don’t, just read. Everything couldn’t be fit quite in to one article and having seen teams like Fiji and Portugal in the WC and the impact it has on those nations further proves the importance of growing the game 🤌🏻

RugbyInsideLine

@RugbyInsideLine

10 months

🏉 THE TRUTH ABOUT RUGBY Another brilliant piece from @nickauterac about his playing career. What needs to change? Which club is the most professional? What can we learn from the US? Give Nick’s article a read here:

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@nickauterac

7 years

Is there more of an enforcer in the world rugby than @charlieewels right now?

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@nickauterac

2 years

Haggis for breakfast haggis for tea

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@nickauterac

8 years

@LahiffMax definitely didn't need to take your shirt off! 😂😂😂 any excuse

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@nickauterac

1 year

Absolutely no one is telling @paulhill101 he should be posting more frequently. In fact quite the opposite. Most team mates tell him to stay as far away as possible to stop himself from posting a ‘Paul Hill thought.’

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1 year

This was fun.

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@nickauterac

7 years

@bathrugby @charlieewels @charlieewels the enforcer 👮🏻

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@nickauterac

1 year

Could probably write a book on the weird things that happened in rugby over my 12 years. I’m not going to. 1/2 the content probably wouldn’t be allowed to be published.

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@nickauterac

6 years

My unopened packet of @OfficialHARIBO has 2 sweets in! I’m scarred for life! I demand compensation ASAP.

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@nickauterac

7 months

Because you can afford 2

Lewis Wesley Ludlam

@LewisLudlam

7 months

And I haven’t sold my house.

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@nickauterac

8 years

@EnglandRugby @bathrugby @Mercer8Zach Breakthrough year off the pitch too 🍒💥🌝

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@nickauterac

3 years

I haven’t tweeted in a while.

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nick auterac

@nickauterac

4 months

I wonder if I’ll ever be invited back to present the match ball.

Edinburgh Rugby

@EdinburghRugby

4 months

Amazing to have our all-time appearance holder, the one and only Allan Chunk Jacobsen deliver tonight's match ball 🏉👏

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@nickauterac

8 years

Freshest shoes in bath @loakebath 🙌🏻👞

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@nickauterac

11 months

I fear this is going to be a World Cup with refs at the talking point. Such is the game at the moment though. Are pissed up pundits allowed too? I’d definitely rather tune in to the channel that has a group of ex players analysing the game after 10 pints and a few Jager shots.

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@nickauterac

7 years

Worst tattoo in world rugby ?

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@nickauterac

5 years

Inspiring the players of today, inspiring the players of tomorrow @Alex_dombrandt 🐐

Chris Phillips

@quinsquarters

5 years

Henry already in pj’s ready for his trip to The Stoop tomorrow to cheer for @Alex_dombrandt and @Harlequins tomorrow! #coyq

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@nickauterac

2 years

I don’t want YouTube premium.

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@nickauterac

3 years

@SaintsRugby @LewisLudlam @karlwilkins5858

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@nickauterac

2 years

@RugbyInsideLine Would love to see Tommy at 13 with @RoryJHutchinson at 12. It would be without question one of the most intelligent partnerships in the premiership this season.

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@nickauterac

6 years

@charlieewels @mattbanahan1 Oi what about my amazing bath career shout out 👀

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@nickauterac

6 years

@btsportrugby @ExeterChiefs Walked in once on @OllieDevoto throwing offloads into his linen basket in his bedroom calling out ‘sonny bill!!’ Glad to see it’s paid off.

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@nickauterac

1 year

Maybe a thread of why I might have lost my contract at each club. Everything un-rugby related. Probably could also fill a book.

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@nickauterac

3 years

Waiting for my big reveal…

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@nickauterac

7 years

Anyone in bath, landsdown road, with a rifle want to shoot the sea gulls having an orgy 😴😴😴

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@nickauterac

3 years

1/2 A surreal and momentous day for me. After having being unsuccessful for so many years to win this award means a lot. Too many people to thank within a tweet but I am grateful to all of those of who believed in me and were there to support me in this dream of mine.

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3 years

And the winner of the 2021 Widcombe sausage competition is... 'The One' by Nick Auterac. After years of trying, Nick finally secured the golden sausage with his creation of pork, porcini, truffle and chive.

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@nickauterac

5 years

@Harlequins Done it for you

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@nickauterac

5 years

I will guide you through the day and thoughts of the @Harlequins players. Send any questions you have across either to myself, to the @Harlequins account or #quinsuncovered and it will be answered!

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@nickauterac

2 years

Tighter than a ducks… what? 😳

Northampton Saints 😇

@SaintsRugby

2 years

Tighter than a 🦆👈 Saracens hold a slender lead here at the break. ⚫️ 14-13 😇

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@nickauterac

4 years

Every argument I’ve heard in favour for Brexit seems to be more fish in our country at not much else. Thus come to the conclusion... Boris is an escapee seal from sea world. @BorisJohnson can you confirm.

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@nickauterac

3 years

@Saracens @Inphosports @lionsofficial

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@nickauterac

7 years

Endearing request from a group of passing school girls in the park just now... "can we rape your dog"

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@nickauterac

2 years

@SaintsRugby @premrugby @LewisLudlam @GRSWeGoBeyond @LewisLudlam been on the @ehren_painter diet?

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@nickauterac

7 years

@bathrugbyacad @bathrugby @milesreid8 @FalconsRugby Nice Chucky

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@nickauterac

2 years

I love granola

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@nickauterac

9 years

If @OllieDevoto was on probably would already have the bonus point already 🤔

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@nickauterac

1 year

After an away game in Belfast with the new CEO at the time, I was told by a senior player his name was Rumpelstiltskin. Proceeded to call him that throughout the taxi ride and the whole night. We never spoke again. Maybe that’s why I lost my contract there.

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@nickauterac

8 years

Funday Sunday spent attaching cables and wires 🔦🔌 #ssl #sslaws #Neumann @solidstatelogic @NeumannBerlin

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@nickauterac

5 years

Real sexy facials

Harlequins 🃏

@Harlequins

5 years

🏋️‍♂️ 💪🏻 @nickauterac @lewies4 @SimonJKerrod @MaxCrumpton 🙌 Come and join us for our first match v @BristolBears : #COYQ

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@nickauterac

10 years

Thank you @Saracens for the past few years! All the best! ✌️

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@nickauterac

7 years

It’s raining today

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@nickauterac

8 years

They say @ObanoB 's mythical strength comes from the depth of his head

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nick auterac

@nickauterac

8 months

Still going strong!

Nicky Sarti

@sarti_nicky

8 months

@nickauterac Hey @nickauterac from your friendly St. John lady; how are things, hope you are keeping well? (And that your little stone “wee mann” is also keeping well) 🫂

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@nickauterac

8 years

Can you be addicted to naps?

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@nickauterac

8 years

Anyone want to see my fat headed brother clapping like a spaz on tv put on ITV now or watch on +1

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@nickauterac

8 years

😩😩😩 for the greater good 👴🏿

Charlie Ewels

@charlieewels

8 years

Nick Auterac is willing to 'Brave the Shave' for @teenagecancer . Please donate and retweet!

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@nickauterac

11 months

If you know you know 🔊

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@nickauterac

6 years

The enforcer. He’s back. @charlieewels

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@nickauterac

2 years

@btsportrugby @SaintsRugby He’s a nice boy Fraser is.

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@nickauterac

6 years

Things to occupy you on a dog walk. Get your dog to shit under a tree. Essentially playing where’s Wally with dog shit and fallen leaves 🍁

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@nickauterac

5 years

Bombardment of end of season Instagram pictures with cliche quotes #CantWaitTillNextSeason #ShoutOutToTheBoys #BeBackStronger

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@nickauterac

9 months

I ate half a birthday cake today

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@nickauterac

1 year

Coffee in New York is pretty terrible. Averages around the 4/10 mark. Pretty sad really. Best I had was about a 6.2/10, nice coffee shop, independent, 10/10 customer service there though. Would go back for their cordiality. Review over.

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nick auterac

@nickauterac

11 months

As I like to ride an afternoon coffee caffeine buzz by typing away at the only thing I have some sort of knowledge about. Any suggestions for further pieces for me to write about are very welcomed.

nick auterac

@nickauterac

11 months

Have a read. Hopefully someone somewhere might find it of interest. If you don’t, well then I apologise.

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