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@nick_dece

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The Oil aren’t contenders** ** - this will be voided by a “we are so back” tweet eventually

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In terms of Imane Khalif having a “biological advantage” let’s discuss Michael Phelps. Phelps has: - Double jointed elbows & knees - A hyperextended thorax - 50% less lactic acid production than the average competitor And yet, no one ever said he had a biological advantage.

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Imane Khalif is also in her second Olympics, yet no one has taken issue with her until she annihilated the face of a terrible Italian boxer.

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@preta_6 She’s a woman Amy.

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Update: according to the smooth brained geniuses, this doesn’t count, only the XY chromosome is relevant.

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I’m also seeing a lot of “Michael Phelps didn’t punch people in the face” but maybe he did you never know what he did in his free time

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@MccoulfMichael He absolutely worked his tail off, I’m sure there are many people built like Phelps who’ve never swam a length in their life.

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@Serena_Partrick Did you cut your own hair? Imane is a woman boxing against other women so I’m not sure what your point is

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@CNFTAdvisor And Imane is a woman competing in the women category, your point?

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3 months

2-9-1. Down 3-2 to Vancouver. Down 2-1 to Dallas. Down 3-0 to Florida. Job’s not done. One more win.

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@nick_dece

1 month

I cannot believe I live in a world where people genuinely think JT Miller is better than Leon Draisaitl

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After seeing what Draisaitl is getting paid, the JT Miller contract looks like an absolute steal

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For those now threatening me with bodily harm over this tweet, I strongly suggest therapy.

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@CB2444 I’m simply saying a biological advantage is a biological advantage. Imane has also been beaten 5 times by other women, so it’s not like she’s dominating the sport.

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@nick_dece

2 years

I can understand not liking Evander Kane but the man just had an arterial bleed on the ice. Maybe sit on your stupid edgy tweets about it for a bit.

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@nick_dece

1 year

So after the Oilers embarrassed Vegas on Saturday with three powerplay goals, the powerplay time tonight was: Vegas - 8 minutes Edmonton: 34 seconds

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@NeoMacchio @preta_6 I am not gay, but if I were, there's nothing wrong with being gay.

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@ianwcanucks Thanks friend 🫡 I think the time to stop replying has come

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@nick_dece

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Since this keeps being brought up: Michael Phelps competed against men because he's a man. Imane Khalif competes against women because she's a woman. Sorry for the confusion.

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@nick_dece

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@spittinchiclets Anyone saying Makar is clearly just 15 years old

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This tweet went viral, so I should promote something! With that being said, I have nothing to promote. So here is a photo of a dinosaur, I think dinosaurs are cool

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@GomezChapan Bald

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@bakersfieldscc You know I’ve seen a lot of dumb tweets, but you might have the dumbest I’ve ever seen. The Italian’s life was not in danger because she’s bad at boxing.

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@nick_dece

3 months

In 2009, Crosby went pointless in games 5/6/7. The Penguins still won, but this is a stupid statement. McDavid broke a Gretzky record with a torn oblique.

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@amc424 Crosby wouldn’t have gone pointless in games 6 & 7 when his team needed him most because he uses his teammates. McDavid is just a 1 trick pony who tries to beat 5 guys by himself everytime. Crosby is a way better player

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@mpalota54 Apparently you love yourself then because Phelps still holds the record in the 200m freestyle, and the the 200m IM. Probably should’ve looked into that one before hitting post, dipshit.

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@Jleinofficial @Serena_Partrick I am very confident I’m right. My argument is a lot more supported than yours.

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3 months

Is this supposed to scare anybody 💀 Canucks fans are going to be flabbergasted when their entire team doesn’t post career highs & they’re fighting for a wildcard spot.

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This suppose to scare me?? lol

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@Serena_Partrick See, I thought you’d sympathize with Imane as you look fairly masculine yourself. Oh well, continue to call me stupid.

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@nick_dece

5 years

@NHL My wife leaving me

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2 months

@Sascha919 They say woke culture tries to shift the goalposts but they do it just as much if not more.

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3 years

Seider’s really gonna win 5 Norris trophies but Wings fans will always remember that he didn’t win the Calder

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2 years

Bob McKenzie absolutely raving about Donovan Sebrango as a shutdown Dman and penalty killer. Says he’s the most important DMan on Canada’s roster #WorldJuniors #LGRW

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@few_joel @Serena_Partrick I've been called so many homophobic names in this conversation I really don't think you lot have any moral high ground to stand on lmfao.

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@RoninPhillips0 Is it? Because Imane is a woman and people seem to really take issue with that.

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Caps fans: “Tom Wilson just plays the game hard!! He’s not dirty!” *tom wilson gets knocked out by a hard hit* Caps fans:

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@PeteBlackburn It depresses me that some people will take this seriously

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@DogWate02655634 @Serena_Partrick She is continually calling me stupid so, that’s a double standard.

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@skmachan A biological advantage is a biological advantage Stephanie.

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@pjsing9 If Imane was destroying her competition left & right that’s one thing, but she isn’t. She’s like 9-5 or something, she’s literally been beaten by other women. This shouldn’t be such a contested subject.

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@nick_dece

3 months

Matt Savoie had 71 points in 34 games this year between Wenatchee and Moose Jaw. In 2022-23 he had 95 points in 62 games. Filthy work from Jeff Jackson.

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@theTERFasaurus That’s not what I said, plus Imane is a woman so I’m not sure what your point is.

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@Mitch92goal Bingo. It’s funny how the “your gentitals determine your gender!” Crowd has gone completely silent.

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@KatyNewf Then it sounds like you are a terrible athlete

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@nick_dece

9 months

You can’t blame the kids for this one. The Hockey Canada brass decided to go with an identity team over taking skilled players. And they got exactly what they deserved. #WorldJuniors

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2 months

@mpalota54 Good counter argument dumb fuck. You’re a bald dickwad.

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1 year

The refs missed MULTIPLE calls on Vegas, notably a clear Eichel high stick before Vegas made it 2-1. The Oilers were awful tonight, but the refs deciding to give Vegas a better chance by putting their whistles away changed the game.

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@FinanceNinjaB Oh my god please enlighten me how

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3 months

I will hard stop cheering for the Oilers if they hire Stan Bowman, I refuse to have any affiliation with a man who allowed a predator to ruin the life of Kyle Beach, and then aided him in continuing to have access to more potential victims. @JLJax12 make the right choice.

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@dailytrash22 @bakersfieldscc She took one good punch to the face and called it a day, calm yourself.

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@nick_dece

5 months

Won the series - EDM

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Canucks vs Oilers: Offense - EDM defense - VAN Goaltending - VAN Special Teams - EDM 5v5 play - VAN Depth - VAN Physicality - VAN Edge: Vancouver

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@tom_s341 Christ almighty Tom, I'm not sure if your old age has taken your eyesight or what, but take 8 seconds to learn how to at least google rather than spreading misinformation on purpose.

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@lucaturano10 No but you probably did

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@NeoMacchio @preta_6 Did you just call me a beta male unironically? Do you walk around calling yourself an alpha male?

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@skmachan Congrats! You found one example - the IOC does not share that belief, and now the entire MAGA right is shitting themselves.

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4 years

I just watched Sergei Fedorov highlights for an hour.... that man. He was the best player in the NHL from 1994-1998

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6 months

- Oilers have two disallowed goals - Blues get the next PP and score - Edmonton challenges and it’s called a good goal, STL gets another PP. Keep in mind powerplays were 8-3 in favour of St. Louis last time we played here.

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@_rgp43 I would be extremely cautious about having your name & eliteprospects page in public and then saying stuff like this, Robert.

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1 year

And let me also clarify: The Oilers played awful tonight. They looked disinterested. Reffing likely doesn’t change the outcome with how we played.

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Don’t get me wrong, I loved Ryan McLeod, but this is a no brainer.

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@JunusAnna Imane is a woman.

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@nick_dece

6 years

Back to ace status you heard it here first #Sanchize

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The Sanchize's INCREDIBLE spring is in the books! @A_Sanch41 tonight: 6 IP, 1 H, 0 ER @A_Sanch41 this spring: 1.53 ERA

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My man Klim packing that Russian ammunition fr

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Hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream of a Game 3 win 🎶

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@surmoulage Are you suggesting Imane tried to kill her opponent????

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6 months

McDavid laughing makes this so much better

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Perry telling the Flames how well they played tonight, "So bad!" 🤣 #LetsGoOilers

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5 years

With another goal today, Zadina has ten points in 18 games Coughonmemummy has 7 points in 27 games Checkmate, Habs fans.

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3 years

Is Seider the best prospect in the NHL?

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@TheFourthPeriod Hearing that my wife left me

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@scatmeowche @grub_eater_ @LavenderGhast I guarantee you believed the speculated predatory nature of the relationship without proof.

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@Skinner4Vezina @sal_nhl This girl wants to be an NHL writer while celebrating injuries to players… right!

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@few_joel Didn't read

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@eldrickwoods7 @skmachan Well the smooth brained have been calling Imane the wrong gender all day so I don’t see the issue, you feel?

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@Samenergy2 That’s a hell of a deduction.

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@budweiserusa @briantheruller What’s your stance on this ratio

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Can you please shut the fuck up @SportsnetSpec

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Zadina now has five points in 8 games Kotkaniemi has five points in 22 games Habs fans, explain?

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5 years

Y’all.....

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3 years

Put your hand up if it’s your birthday!

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@NHL

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A legend in the crease. Happy birthday to you, Patrick Roy. 🙌

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Donovan Sebrango has been the best DMan in this tournament defensively. Not too much flare offensively but he shuts it right down in his own end. #WorldJuniors #LGRW

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@MikeGrinnell_ If you think Coyle and Zacha are legitimate 1C/2C it’s gonna be a long season

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@babsy1234 At least I can use proper punctuation.

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@aaron_maendel No, but I think you need some advice on how to maintain your beard so you at least somewhat look like you shower.

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@NHL @NHLdotcom Bouchard is better than all these bums

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@Serajfarabi LMFAOOOO 😭 you got me dying with this one haha. It’s always the damn Italians.

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I’d prefer Buchnevich over Guentzel personally.

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It finally sounds like the #LetsGoOilers have shifted their focus to acquiring F Pavel Buchnevich. As mentioned in a recent ESPN article, sounds like the return will be similar to the Elias Lindholm trade package. #STLBlues -> Kane, Bourgault, Kambeitz, 1st, 3rd?

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Jesperi Kotkaniemi: 0.34 PPG player Taro Hirose: 0.7 PPG player Which player went third overall? The answer may shock you

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@KatyNewf Christ almighty Katy that’s not just moving the goalposts you just ripped them out of the ground and threw them. Get a grip woman.

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Never compare Jonathan Toews as a leader to Steve Yzerman again.

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@breakwater76 Thanks 😘

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@AbbyPomeroy1 I think you’ll be okay

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@ShippySpins @AlleyDalley FWIW Shippy... I've been enjoying your music all playoffs long, you're an outstanding DJ. We Oilers fans just have a special connection to that song, and I never thought there was any malicious intent.

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Just contributing to the Leafs subreddit

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@NHLFlames Your starters lost to the Bakersfield Condors 😭 god you’re an abysmal franchise

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Retweet if your team drafted Filip Zadina

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@peranic97 I can absolutely agree to everything you said. JT Miller is a phenomenal player, elite in his own right. There's just tiers to it all, and Leon is in the tier above.

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Marc Spector is PAID(!!) to write about hockey and is proposing Jesse Puljujarvi and a first for JOEL EDMUNDSON??? Give me a break. Spec Bayless knows Jack shit about hockey. He just takes a giant dump on his keyboard and calls it a day. He’s such an insufferable arrogant prick.

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@JFreshHockey I think the loss of Nichushkin was so impactful. Obviously to their offence, but also mentally I think it killed them

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@frankgasaway @barstoolsports @StoolBaseball I’ll toss a bucket hat on and run hands on you Frank

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@MineDruthers @NeoMacchio @preta_6 Teehee

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@JFreshHockey Similarly with these. They look like a practice jersey with some piping.

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@nick_dece

2 years

Leafs fans Google search history be like: - What is EV defense - McDavid defense - Has anyone ever scored more than 54 goals? - Matthews defense - Draisaitl powerplay - Mitch Marner points - McDavid Draisaitl same line

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@Coltonpankiw W. Canucks fans needed to be called out on their putrid behaviour.

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@banhdacuahanoi My tweet has made you embarrassed to be an oilers fan?? You’re soft as baby shit. Imane is a woman who punched a woman, I don’t see the issue.

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