Dwayne Wayne @nicedickidiot Twitter profile

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

You’re in her dms I’m in her kitchen at 3 am putting metal in her microwave

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

10 months

I fuck wit bro so heavy

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

21 can ya do sumn fuh meeee

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

The smartest men cum the laudest

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Oomnmn

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

Bro you need a behavioral therapist not a fucking e-girl

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

@wheelieduncan @michaelhirschbb Hell yea bro. Do you have health insurance?

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

@TheTraeYoung Surprised he had the mental fortitude to even call the T. I woulda been shell shocked after catching that fast ball

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Dwayne Wayne

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3 years

@kristoferthomas

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

His dumbass probably thinks it’s perpetual motion. He probably doesn’t even know what the law of conservation of energy is. Fucking idiot doesn’t know there’s an electromagnet in the base. Stupid asshole.

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

The what

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

Can y’all watch him while I go smoke

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

1 year

@imniceandsmart I told you it’s MINE!!!!

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

10 months

Launching 1000 of these at an uncontacted island tribe

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

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"The Hot New Toy" HoverDisc commercial in 2003

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

7 years

@versacetoomer @thegoofykid U think this dude has a tribal tattoo?

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

1 year

Fucking idiot

out of context dogs

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

This would probably kill a small Victorian child

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

This is why no military could ever invade mainland USA

Turn

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1 year

this combo took to me places i wouldn’t go with a gun

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Dwayne Wayne

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Dwayne Wayne

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5 years

@Braingetter @BarackObama Best fast food review I’ve ever seen

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

Stupid fat fuck.

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Dwayne Wayne

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11 months

How bad can shaking a baby actually be

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

@bitchrespecter Reminded me of this

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

@mjkea

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Dwayne Wayne

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ely kreimendahl

@ElyKreimendahl

2 years

they should make high school, but for queer adults. just learning, flirting, dressing weird. being done for the day at 2pm

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Dwayne Wayne

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

POV: you ordered a couch from Wayfair

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Be advised, hostile Brandon in your AO

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

@legoat23_james I was actually there when drake recorded that song. I remember thinking to myself “people are gonna think this sounds sweet”

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

When the police officer asks me how much I’ve had to drink tonight

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

My therapist just said “shit, I’d be an alcoholic too” and then used the rest of the session laughing at me

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

Yoooo have y’all seen this shit 😂😂😂😂 can’t believe this website is free 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

11 months

I got the horses in the back

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

They should invent an anxiety medication that feels like putting all your shit back in your pockets at airport security

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

@ShitpostGate

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

1 year

@sweatyhairy Bro we got this new strain in called panic attack

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

Teacher: next person to laugh is getting written up Me: *turns to my homie* My homie:

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

Me ordering oxtail from the Jamaican spot for lunch

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

There are a lot of strangers at this Christmas party

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Dwayne Wayne

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6 years

@lilpump Ay pump I need u to drink soma this

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Smokin sumn crazy

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

1 year

Maybe the sex dolls are a good thing. Some of you mfs don’t deserve to touch a woman

When You’re Horny

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Happy Halloween y’all

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

8 years

Who's throwing the going away party for America tn

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Dwayne Wayne

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@GeebMinister

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

I roll wit strange dudes who act peculiar

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Typa shit I’m on today

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Dwayne Wayne

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10 months

@9000000and1 I wanna have a beer with him

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

@DoingCigarettes

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

6 years

In order to save the sea turtles every time I use a straw I eat it after I finish my drink

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

Stumbling thru the isles at goodwill with a 40 in a brown paper bag

Boston George’s Ghost

@GhostFreeOr1056

2 years

When y’all buy y’all clothes do they offer y’all champagne or no? Just me? Oh… Tough.

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Dwayne Wayne

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AlphaFo𝕏

@Alphafox78

1 year

What do you want to tell her?

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

Adderall got me checking in on the plumber to make sure he’s not stealing my toilet

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

Bug detected

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

1 year

@tomdiserens @dieworkwear Respectfully disagree. The fit of everything is good, and the hoodie around the neck adds shape that a turtleneck or scarf normally would in more formal style. Monochrome on top and bottom allows the overcoat to pop. Casual outfit with an added statement piece overcoat. I like it

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Dwayne Wayne

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Me after going to a homeless camp and promising $100 to the winner of a hammer fight

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

Me running over to a pedestrian that just got ran over to take the cash out of their wallet

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

I flinched and poured my beer on myself so now I look like I’ve pissed my pants and I feel retarded

President-Elect Toguro

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2 years

Good morning! What are we having for breakfast today?

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Dwayne Wayne

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http://t.co/4IJDtFWXsO

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

@GersonVACSD My bad I’ll delete it

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Took the wife to my favorite leaf today

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

20 cell phone towers and some burger kings would look so beautiful here

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Dwayne Wayne

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10 years

@WorldStarFunny http://t.co/D7cgILKGy0

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

My closet bipolar the way it’s throwin fits

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

I can’t take this anymore

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

2 years

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

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Dwayne Wayne

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10 months

@demihearmeroar Mr. Narwhal carried

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Dwayne Wayne

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9 years

@isabelle818 I get my license next month, and the first thing I'm going to do is hit you with my car.

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Dwayne Wayne

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6 years

If u don’t say best 2 out of 3 before u play rock paper scissors.... then it ain’t best 2 out of 3 chief

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Dwayne Wayne

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10 months

@Gunnison_ We have the same brand of autism 🤝

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Dwayne Wayne

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4 years

She fill my mind up with ideas 💯🔥

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Do I look normal? Do I look okay?

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Her: you must not have collarbones if you think we fuckin Me:

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

I think I need to go to the hospital

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Dwayne Wayne

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8 years

Don't shoot people. That's not good. Ur not supposed to do that. Fuckin morons...

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

*sun is coming up, birds are chirping* Me: damn I really stayed up the entire night. I should probably try and get some sleep. My adderall bottle:

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

I fucking hate the Beatles. Apart from those like 20 amazing songs, they suck and I hate them. Also ignoring the countless other decent songs they made. Those are exceptions. Fuck the Beatles I hate them and they’re ass

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Drill logging in to see his 11,398th twitter has been perma banned

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

@imniceandsmart He may be a useless drug addict but he’s still the coolest Biden so I’m fine with it

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Dwayne Wayne

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2 years

Cooked

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

I need to get famous so I can go on hot ones

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Dwayne Wayne

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1 year

Doing shrooms with the boys and then we’re all headed to the barbershop to get the Jordan 1 footprint shaved into our scalps

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

9 years

When PowerPoint asks you which template you want to use http://t.co/7ydhax9Uxq

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

9 years

Adam Tucker woke up this morning with one shaved leg and no one knows what happened

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Dwayne Wayne

@nicedickidiot

7 years

Damn I remember doing this on the last slide of PowerPoints in elementary school

SANTIAGO

@russdiemon

7 years

First off I’d like to thank my fans. Y’all are the biggest blessing ever. Then I’d like to thank my producer, me I’d like to thank my writer, me I’d like to thank my recording engineer, me I’d like to thank the guy who mixed and mastered my album, me 😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😩🐺🐺🐺

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Dwayne Wayne

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