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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

5 years

This is what everyone looks like at the end of a video when they’re stopping the video:

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3 years

the way they’re just three different versions of the same couple is truly so wild to me

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5 years

I dunno but he looks polite as hell.

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why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like

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5 years

sometimes you watch a person’s Instagram story and you’re like “oh ok their ex must still be watching these”

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4 years

when I'm making plans: "I'm down" - yes "I'd be down" - I'm not down, but if I must be down I will be.

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3 years

HOWWWWW IS THIS THE FINAL EDIT I’m DYINGGGG 😂😂😂

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Somebody in the background is fighting for her life!!!

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4 years

cannot stop thinking about this

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5 years

Me on NYE at a house party with 10 people:

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Niccole Thurman

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5 years

Slow walkers: talk to me. What’s going on, you know you can just walk faster right

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3 years

lol what a time to be alive

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5 years

Reminder that this perfect video exists:

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

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Me: *typing* how long. is friscin.salmon hoof tot. afterz dud fate Google: bitch did you mean “how long is frozen salmon good for after due date”? Me: ........yes. Google: Good lord. Here are 400,000 answers, you dumb ass bitch:

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Niccole Thurman

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3 years

wow this dude got yeeted into his dream job

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3 years

A Border Collie who was ejected from a car during a crash in Idaho Sunday has been found, on a sheep farm, herding sheep.

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

you ever see someone do something you do and then you’re like omg actually I’m annoying

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

normalize looking like shit on zooms

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Niccole Thurman

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2 years

just clicked the “find my size” button on a clothing website and the prompt that came up said “what size do you normally wear” I selected my size and then it said “you should get that size” um excuse me what’re we doin’ here

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

“there’s an open vaccine appointment right now but you have hur—-“

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@niccolethurman

4 years

every Fashion Instagram page looking like: 👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 ⬛️👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼

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Niccole Thurman

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2 years

coming outside to get my “dinner for two” from the grubhub driver

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3 years

every time I choke a on something when I’m home alone I think “not like this”

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

the next stimulus package:

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Niccole Thurman

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2 years

people who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day

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@niccolethurman

5 years

when you sit at home for two weeks with nothing to do but think:

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Rachel Bilson apologizes for breaking up with Adam Brody in 2006

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

Me, after housing a pint of ice cream, crying over a car commercial and contemplating quitting my job to run away forever:

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

why is it called coconut meat and coconut milk....coconut wanna be a cow SO bad SMDH

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

“Even though I was under arrest, I smiled because I believed we were on the right side of history. You too must find a way to get in the way.” -John Lewis ❤️

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Niccole Thurman

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3 years

they asked me if I would take their pic and

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

🤚🏻🤚🏼🤚🏻🧐

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@niccolethurman

4 years

the more “inspirational” someone’s instagram gets the more I worry for them

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@niccolethurman

4 years

made a drawing to show you guys what I’m doing tonight:

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@niccolethurman

3 years

once every three months a person who doesn’t drink water will do like a “gallon challenge” and buy some big ass jug for water with cutsie encouragement on it (“keep on chuggin’”) then after two weeks you never see the jug again and no one says anything

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Niccole Thurman

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5 years

*misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the movie* *rewinds movie* *looks at phone* *misses part of the mov

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

Me: *talks an insane amount of shit* Me: but I mean if they’re happy I won’t judge

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

2 years

just saw a truck on a show and thought “that looks like tiramisu” hold on I’ll show ya

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4 years

Omg this just TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂😂 @malvaRAWdoe

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

3 years

they really just said “throw every single word into this sentence”

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3 years

Lindsay Lohan will star in a new romantic comedy about a newly engaged and spoiled hotel heiress who finds herself in the care of a handsome, blue-collar lodge owner and his precocious daughter after getting total amnesia in a skiing accident

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4 years

has anyone done this one yet

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@niccolethurman

2 years

look:

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Niccole Thurman

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3 years

Me: I’m hungry My fridge: I have lots of tasty food inside if you wanna cook somet—- Me: not like that

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

let’s mayyyyybe consider just blocking the people with horrible takes today as opposed to quote tweeting them into your already weary friends’ timelines. 👏🏽stop 👏🏽giving 👏🏽trash 👏🏽a 👏🏽platform 👏🏽

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

BRO WE JUST STARTED TO HEAL AS A NATION FROM THINGS THAT ARE CAKE AND NOW WE’RE BACK TO THINGS THAT ARE CAKE?!?! I’m not ready for thisssss

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

You ever think about how hilarious it is that Gwen Stefani had a hit song where she sampled FIDDLER ON THE ROOF or am I just thinking about that because I just heard it for the first time in a while. I mean....that’s bonks.

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

these yeezys out here looking like glade plug ins

Nice Kicks

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The Derrick Rose x Yeezy collab on foot. 👀

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2 years

this is my favorite part of the year because everyone is like "wow we are all being so lazy, eating like shit, not knowing what day it is---" and I'm like YES. THIS IS ABNORMAL FOR ME AS WELL.

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

3 years

“How you Dune?” 😏

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

6 years

SIRI SHOW ME A VERY WHITE HEADLINE

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6 years

Gwyneth Paltrow sued for allegedly skiing into someone, skiing away

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4 years

Me, traveling abroad 10 minutes after getting the vaccine:

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@niccolethurman

4 years

you all caps text a word once and for the rest of your phone’s life it’s like ah yes POSTMATES

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

I still love this video so much and think about it all the time. 😂

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

ok if you’re burnt out reply to this tweet with a screaming gif of your choice here’s mine:

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Niccole Thurman

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3 years

I hate how when you're writing a script you can't just put like "the politician gives an amazing speech" you actually have to write the speech...seems unfair

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

Does this keep happening because all of the community theatres are closed, or

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WATCH: "I will not be muzzled like a mad dog;" face mask debate turns fierce in St. Lucie County.

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

1. Bitch 2. Lover 3. Child 4. Mother 5. Sinner 6. Saint

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There Are Only Six Types Of People In The World And You're One Of Them

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✏️✏️teach kids how to fill out tax forms in school ✏️✏️

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1 year

I’m watching a show where the captions keep saying “indistinct” ….babe your job is to make it distinct for us are you quiet quitting

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

4 years

I'm sorry but buttered popcorn jelly belly can you get the hell out of my face please

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4 years

It’s October 1st:

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@niccolethurman

3 years

no❤️

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@niccolethurman

4 years

Biden votes showing up to flip Georgia:

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Me: hi! I’m here for my appointment. Doctor’s office: ok have a seat in the lobby. For like an hour. Then I’mma put you in a lil room for two hours. While you’re in the room people wearing scrubs will come in and out a few times. None of them will be the doctor. $5000 plz

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

Checking the internet everyday to see if things have gotten better:

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3 years

if this ain’t a part of my hot girl summer I don’t want it

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idk my spotify wrapped was just this video:

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every period drama has a scene where a person just like....walks around a brothel looking for someone . stepping over three people who are intensely fucking like “has anyone seen Jonathan?”🧐

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

Oh yay! Tell your cousin I said congrats!

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3 years

Imagine waking up in a hospital room and that big ass horse's ass is in your face because he's turned around talking to another patient

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I shit you not all day I thought this woman was the one who texted her bf and encouraged his suicide omg

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you ever think about how some of your grandpas were probably fuckboys

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Niccole Thurman

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Hello I am a biracial (Black White/Jewish) actor that does voiceover for animation. I would like to play Missy on . @bigmouth and I hear the spot is open. Hire me, this is a thirst post. @nickkroll

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Niccole Thurman

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3 years

it would be cool if you could buy people gift certificates to therapy without them gettin’ mad about it :)

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3 years

“I was a lil’ butterball…well I’m string cheese now…and he’ll probably think I’m cream cheese now 😉, I hope” Dolly I don’t know what the hell that means but I am here for it, babe.

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

guys try to be good people, live your lives well, so that when you die “rest in piss” isn’t trending on twitter 😂

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4 years

Me 35 seconds after opening a dating app:

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Bloopers from Young Frankenstein, via @thiswashollywood on Instagram. (the best account) 🎃 👻

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people will be like “what’d you do last night” and I’m like “just hung out at home and watched movies” when what I really did was sit on my phone googling my every thought bc I have no chill

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

This is honestly such an insanely perfect video find. I can’t stop watching it. 😭😂

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

Looking at your ex you used to think was hot:

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

5 years

This is an LA Native introducing themself in any setting:

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Niccole Thurman

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3 years

“Sure” is not “yes” please just say yes or no I am an over thinker

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

5 years

Me and my ex:

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

5 years

Ok thank you @jonahray for this remix:

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@niccolethurman

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lol can anyone spare a crumb of motivation

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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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me: *turns on tv* my mom: it is now time for my one woman show “the loudest sounds in the house” with special guest “frequent unnecessary questions!!!!!”

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@niccolethurman

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@sarahcpr the end of this one really took me out😂

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@niccolethurman

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M*rjorie Taylor G*Erne must be loving all the free publicity y’all are giving her bigoted ass Just because Trump is gone doesn’t mean we need a new horrible main character, ya know.

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Niccole Thurman

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4 years

Very exciting that all of these clothing brands just discovered black models. Congrats, brands! 🍾 🎉

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

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Watching The Dark Knight again. Ah yes, this moment:

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@niccolethurman

4 years

Application?????

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

3 years

let’s all be kind to them while they navigate this tough bRæKü2p

Page Six

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#BREAKING #EXCLUSIVE : Elon Musk and Grimes break up after three years together

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3 years

let this floaty eyebrowed bitch live her damn life

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

3 years

congrats!

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Jason Derulo and girlfriend Jena Frumes welcome baby Derulo

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baby girl quick q: what are you doing at literally every step of this video.

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

3 years

ok look I made this and I know it’s dumb.

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@niccolethurman

3 years

about to pull the ol’ “I’m just gonna get up super early and work on it” lie on myself

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Niccole Thurman

@niccolethurman

5 years

Why did they say “Finally singlée” when they could’ve said “Finallée single,” that would’ve been closer to matching his name and therefore funnier why am I tweeting this

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