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2 years
Don't usually do this but wanted to share some personal information on here. Yesterday my mother lost her battle to cancer and I still can't understand this whole thing. Emotions all over the place, she always enjoyed watching the @penguins with me and my brother. RIP 💛🕊️
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2 years
"OW MY HEAD... I MEAN MY BACK AHH 😩"
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THIS IS FANTASTIC 🤣 GENO WENT FOR THE DAMN HUG LOOK AT SULLY'S REACTION LMAO
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11 months
EAT GLOVE BITCH
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2 years
71/87 forever. 💛🐧 The core is celebrating goals like their back in their primes in year #17 of their careers.
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2 years
Smoking that Tampa pack this weekend 😮‍💨
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9 months
We have 2 decades worth of Crosby stories that make him out to be one of the greatest humans in the sport. His work with children, hospitals, he goes out of his way constantly to give back... And now we have these 2 bozos calling him Satan because he missed a 1 hour ASG event.
@DailyFaceoff
Daily Faceoff
9 months
Frank's Rant ⬇️ @frank_seravalli shares his opinion on Sidney Crosby's actions on All-Star Weekend. @tyleryaremchuk Presented by | @WendysCanada
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5 years
2 years ago today, one of the best moments of my life. #LetsGoPens
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9 months
"Please welcome your Pittsbuuuuuurgh Peeeeeenguins" Your Pittsburgh Penguins in question:
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2 years
Every Pittsburgh Penguins goal this season: a thread
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10 months
2 decades of Geno going last and Sid letting him is just perfection. I can't explain it but all Pens fans just know what I'm talking about, it's just a perfect way to describe the era. Geno demanding to go last is such a Geno thing and Sid letting him is such a Sid thing.
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Pittsburgh Penguins
10 months
The 2nd period is a go. #LetsGoPens
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8 months
The Penguins if the NHL bans powerplays:
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1 year
7 years ago today, one of the greatest nights of my life! #LetsGoPens
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4 years
4 years ago today, NICK BONINO! That's all, that's the tweet.
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7 months
FRAME IT
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9 months
Sidney Crosby just so innocently showing the Pens media person all the wolves and bears he took on his vacation like he's a middle aged dad. Frank Seravalli: "We must throw this man in a volcano 😡😡😡 how dare he do something so insensitive 😡😡 everyone boo this man 😡😡"
@penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
9 months
Travel diaries with Sidney Crosby ✈️
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3 years
Another look at today's Penguins game:
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2 years
Look at this: Sidney Crosby: 3 years, $8.7M Evgeni Malkin: 4 years, $6.1M Kris Letang: 6 years, $6.1M Jake Guentzel: 2 years, $6M Bryan Rust: 6 years, $5.1M The core is all locked up with some beautiful contracts.
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6 years
*Entire NHL making fun of Tampa getting swept* Penguins fans:
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5 years
When Crosby heard the Malkin trade rumours he went over to the front office and said "it's me AND Geno" Wow I absolutely love the captain stepping in and putting his foot down, that gets me really hyped for this season.
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5 years
I love Ruhwedel and the trainer here making sure Malkin doesn't step back on the ice because we can't be affording to lose him for 10 games.
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4 years
3 YEARS AGO TODAY, YOUR PITTSBURGH PENGUINS ARE BACK-TO-BACK STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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2 years
Nathan MacKinnon asked about Sidney Crosby. He answers "I'll never be close to him" and then says "he's my hero" as he highly praises him during his interview. Respect from the Nova Scotia boys 💛
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5 years
10 years ago today. #LetsGoPens
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2 years
Sidney Crosby's 2017-18 season is so underrated, his goal scoring was on another level. His most creative, skilled, unique goals were scored that season.
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6 months
Some players in their primes with the hunger of having nothing won aren't even making this play yet 36 year old Sidney Crosby is jumping around like he hasn't won everything already. There's levels to this. GOAT 😤
@DimFilipovic
Dimitri Filipovic
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4 months
Sidney Crosby would never go pointless in back-to-back games on the biggest stage in the world 🫢
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7 months
STOP THE COUNT.
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1 year
Evgeni Malkin demolished the Hurricanes so bad in 2009 that they have yet to win an ECF game since then. Since Evgeni Malkin's infamous hat trick in game 2, the Hurricanes have a total record of 0-10 in ECF games. Geno ended the franchise unfortunately.
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6 years
Crosby working down low against McDavid and just when you think McDavid stops him, you're wrong because Crosby never loses these battles down low.
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10 months
The rookie is cold like that 🤫
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5 years
3 years ago today. Never fails to put a smile on my face. #LetsGoPens
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1 year
I never want to hear McDavid/Draisaitl in the same convo as Crosby/Malkin. All those fancy shmancy regular season points don't mean anything when you do absolutely nothing when your season is on the line. Another year, another playoff exit for them.
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6 months
Michael Bunting ends his season in Pittsburgh with: 21 games 6 goals 19 points 2 game winning goals Excited to see him under a full season with the team next year. #LetsGoPens
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11 months
Tristan Jarry watching Jeff Carter score his 1st goal of the season.
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7 months
The Penguins really just took 6/6 points from NJR/NJD/WSH all on the road scoring 15 goals in the process. Where on earth did this Penguins team come from? 1 point behind WSH. 2 points behind NYI. 3 points behind PHI. 6 games remaining. #LetsGoPens
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Jake Guentzel with 2 goals and an assist in a 4-2 win over the Capitals. Jake Guentzel is forever a Pittsburgh Penguin. #LetsGoPens
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1 year
Kyle Dubas did all this just for Sidney Crosby's birthday btw
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1 year
Not only is he a top 5 NHL player of all time, Sidney Crosby is also a top 5 person of all time.
noted good guy sidney crosby
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2 years
Offseason to do list: -Fire Hextall/Sully -Brand new goalie tandem -Re-sign Zucker -Focus on filling up the bottom 6 with youth And then just pray some sort of magic happens and the Penguins are good next year.
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1 year
PHIL KESSEL IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION! LIFE IS NORMAL AGAIN!
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9 months
The only goal highlight that matters on this fine Wednesday afternoon.
@Keener_Jerseys
Keener Jerseys
9 months
Who's got that one goal highlight?
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6 months
I read "congratulations on an 19 year career" and was like wow what a long ass career. Then you realize Sidney Crosby just played year 19 and looked better than 90% of NHL players in their primes. Really puts into perspective how special 87 is.
@PenguinsPR
Penguins PR
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1,321 Games. 442 Goals. 409 Assists. 851 Points. Two Stanley Cups. Congratulations to Jeff Carter on an incredible 19-year NHL career 👏
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1 year
Drake and Sidney Crosby LMAO what did they even speak about 🤣
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@jansqueezy
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what’s the most random linkup ever
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7 months
Penguins play great, win games = gain absolute 0 ground and are like 8 points out of a playoff spot Penguins sell, completely give up, don't score a goal in 2 weeks, lose 7 of 8 games = somehow gain ground and are now 5 points back with a game in hand
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2 years
This right here 🥺
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THIS IS LITTERAL GOLD PULJUJARVI IS THAT MF 😤 I'M FIRED UP RN 🤑
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1 year
CAN'T BUY YOUR WAY TO A CUP RIP @NYRangers
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10 months
This is the type of shit Sidney Crosby was doing throughout his rookie season and was known as a worldwide cry baby for over a full DECADE... Man how have times changed. The NHL fans of today would've loved rookie season Sid.
@jesperbruhqvist
Bruhqvist ⚕️
10 months
We getting GANGSTA Jack Hughes 😮‍💨
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@nhlpens
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5 years
And now for the great news... The Washington Capitals are no longer Stanley Cup Champions 😅 It was a long year but we got through it 👏🏼
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2 years
Don't let this be the last time 🙏🏻
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3 years
Look how hype Malkin is, you HAVE to keep 87/71 together until the end. Do whatever you have to do!
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19 years of this btw 🥰
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That Malkin notification was so weird, no reporter, no Friedman, no Dregger, none of them had the news like they usually do. It was just boom *penguins just tweeted* "GENO IS BACK" No warning, just great news all up in my face curing my depression.
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5 years
2 years ago today, Ron Hainsey turned into a magician. #LetsGoPens
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2 years
If Marc-Andre Fleury is a true Penguin at heart, he's going to let in a bunch of goals and allow the Penguins to win tomorrow night.
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2 years
Let's go check in on Sea- 🥲
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1 year
Me and the homies enjoying the Rangers downfall.
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2 years
So it's safe to say Sidney Crosby will be seeing the Stanley Cup this summer when MacKinnon takes it home. So basically the Penguins are .5 Champs. I'm going with that.
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Tampa announcers absolutely praising the Penguins right now. "This is the best team I've seen all year" said one of them.
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9 months
Never ask: 1. A woman how much she weighs 2. A man how much he makes 3. A Penguins fan on what happened in the 3rd period of January 22's game
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Wow Steven Stamkos they replaced you with Jake Guentzel, I would be absolutely furious and for pay back I would sign with the team that drafted and developed Jake Guentzel. That'll show them 😅
@BR_OpenIce
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Julien BriseBois said he did not make an increased offer to Stamkos in light of today's trades that cleared cap space 😳 (h/t @wyshynski )
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"It needed to be done." - Mark Friedman, probably.
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4 YEARS AGO TODAY, THE PENGUINS BECAME STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS, ONCE AGAIN!
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4 years
11 YEARS AGO TODAY, THE PENGUINS BECAME STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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5 years
3 years ago today, Conor Sheary became the 5th rookie ever to score an OT winner in the Stanley Cup Final. #LetsGoPens
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Sidney Crosby spending all week trying to figure out how he can get out of 1/3 of All-Star weekend by coming up with the genius plan of sending out a Timbits kid instead.
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No way Mike Sullivan just rolled with Crosby/Malkin/Letang/Karlsson on the 4 on 4. I didn't think he would ever do that, that's great 🤣
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Good morning to everyone but especially to John Marino who was taking a beating in the 1st period but ended up having one of his best games of the season AND assisted on the GWG.
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Thank you Brian Dumoulin for a great 10 years with the Penguins organization! Don't let his last few years fool you, Dumo in his prime is one of the Pens best defensive defenseman in the 87/71/58 era and Letang's best partner of his career. His game in 2015-18 was special.
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Tim Hortons top employee, Sidney Crosby set to return for yet another NHL season with the Penguins.
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@Dexerto
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FIFA video game star, Lionel Messi, set to move to MLS side Inter Miami
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Wow I can't wrap my head around this, the Penguins twitter really kept that tweet of mine in their thoughts and came back to it today and offered me FREE tickets. They didn't have to do that, their initial response was more than fine. Wow it's actually a little emotional 💛🐧
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Penguins wins totals in the 87/71 era: 22: 40 W (and counting) 21: 37 W in 56 games 20: 40 W in 69 games (nice) 19: 44 W 18: 47 W 17: 50 W 16: 48 W 15: 43 W 14: 51 W 13: 36 W in 48 games 12: 51 W 11: 49 W 10: 47 W 09: 45 W 08: 47 W 07: 47 W We've been absolutely spoiled.
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5 years
10 years ago today, Sidney Crosby went beast mode for the eventual game winner in game 2.
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Pens are going to sell everyone, take all the nobodies they get back and go on a absolute crazy run finishing the season like 18-2-1, squeak into the playoffs and win the whole thing and it'll be the greatest Stanley Cup story in NHL history. (Send me mental help immediately)
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Unless it's a "greatest goal scorers" list or a "greatest wingers" list, Alex Ovechkin should never, ever, in a million life times be ahead of Sidney Crosby in any ranking. You lose all credibility once you throw the 8>87 on your list.
@FanDuel
FanDuel
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1⃣ Connor McDavid 2⃣ 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅 𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗰𝗵𝗸𝗶𝗻 3⃣ Sidney Crosby What would you change? #NHL
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When Ron Hextall was GM: We HAVE to trade one of POJ or Pettersson if not both to get value back 😨 Kyle Dubas as GM: Guy trades for Erik Karlsson, keeps both Pettersson/POJ AND moves our 2 worst RHD who cost a total of $8M+ in the process.
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2 years
CROSBY, MALKIN, LETANG FOREVER!
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4 years
Jon Taglianetti saves Geno from a 10 game suspension last year, gets the assist on Sid's goal tonight.. MVP behind the bench 👏🏼
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5 years
I love Ruhwedel and the trainer here making sure Malkin doesn't step back on the ice because we can't be affording to lose him for 10 games.
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8-1-3 in their last 12 games. Absolute magical. It was the most fun I've had watching hockey in well over 2 years. That was our playoffs for this year. I appreciate getting to watch Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin play meaningful hockey for potentially the final time.
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5 years
3 years ago today, the Penguins opened up their playoffs with Marc-Andre Fleury as the surprise starter after a Matt Murray injury in warmups.
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4 years
3 YEARS AGO TODAY, PATRIC HORNQVIST WITH A MINUTE LEFT!
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2 years
WOW HOLY PENGUINS W NOOOOO WAY 🐧💛
@penguins
Pittsburgh Penguins
2 years
@nhlpens It's Fan Appreciation Night and we want to appreciate you. We're sure this year has been really tough. Would you and your brother like to join us with two free tickets to next year's Hockey Fights Cancer game? 💜
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I believe Mike Sullivan is a great coach but his time has expired. He's going to get a job next season. He should coach the Devils, his system is going to do wonders with all that youth and speed. As for PIT a new voice is needed. It pains me to say but it's time.
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SIDNEY CROSBY. EVGENI MALKIN. KRIS LETANG. SEASON ON THE LINE, BIG 3 STEPS UP. Greatest trio of the 2000's. #LetsGoPens
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7 months
WHAT. A. GAME. That was a playoff game. That was straight out from 2017. The strong start, the adversity, the blown lead, the stressful tension at the end and the finale being all magic. Building was BUZZING, Nedeljkovic was flying around. Pittsburgh NEEDS playoff hockey.
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Next time you complain or are feeling down about this team, just remember that we got to witness this era live.
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This may just be the saddest shit I've ever seen
@BR_OpenIce
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Kevin Hayes pays his respects to Johnny Gaudreau. “Love you John! Say hello to Beau’s dad for me.”
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This is literally Kunitz-Crosby-Dupuis a decade later
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7 years ago today, Patric Hornqvist gave the Penguins their 1st of many overtime wins in the b2b runs. This moment was really when I knew we had something special cooking. #LetsGoPens
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Penguins first goals of the season: 2023: Bryan Rust 2022: Sidney Crosby 2021: Danton Heinen 2020: Mark Jankowski 2019: Evgeni Malkin 2018: Jamie Oleksiak 2017: Justin Schultz 2016: Patric Hornqvist 2015: Phil Kessel 2014: Patric Hornqvist Who scores the 1st goal tonight?
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3 years ago today, Phil Kessel and Evgeni Malkin were going at it on the bench for almost the entire 2nd period just for Phil Kessel to score game winning goal in the 3rd assisted by.. Evgeni Malkin!
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Jason Zucker has 6 goals, 10 points in 11 games with the Penguins In a full 82 game season he'd be on pace for 45 goals, 75 points. He's not a rental, he can actually have the chance to do that over the next 3 seasons after this one. Understand now why the Pens gave up so much?
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Sidney Crosby 1000th game: WIN ✅ Evgeni Malkin 1000th game: WIN ✅ Kris Letang 1000th game: WIN ✅ #LetsGoPens
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7 months
The Penguins had a 2% chance of making the playoffs a few weeks ago. Still a long road ahead but if they make it, I don't care about your opinion, Sidney Crosby should be the MVP unanimously.
@SNstats
Sportsnet Stats
7 months
Sidney Crosby seems to be singled-handedly trying to will the Penguins into a playoff spot
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2 years
It’s okay they won a whole playoff series because of a non-call.
@NathanGraviteh
Nathan "Grav" Murdock
2 years
This has got to be one of the worst non-calls of the season. #NYR
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7 months
I just don't get it, this team was dead, there was nothing going for them. It looked like Mike Sullivan completely lost the team. Now all of a sudden he has them locked in like it's 2017 again. Structure, they're playing an actual system again, I don't get it.
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5 years
2 years ago today, the Penguins made history by winning back-to-back cups, greatest moment of my life! #LetsGoPens
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"Penguins powerplay sucks 😡" "Karlsson sucks 😡😡" "Evgeni Malkin is old and sucks 😡😡😡" Meanwhile Tristan Jarry and Alex Nedeljkovic winning every game they start:
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Remove Kris Letang from the PP, make Erik Karlsson the QB and throw Michael Bunting in the front of that net. Enough of this garbage from last year.
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